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Stampede Cup Reaction Thread
Topic Started: Apr 11 2013, 06:47 PM (669 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Danny Morton isn't coke-fueled enough for you? He's talked about everything from sinking Japan and Georgia into the ocean to tearing holes into the fabric of space and time.

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[Almost immediately, an ecstatic Danny Morton lets his excitement be
known.]

DM: Oh man!

[Morton throws a few air punches.]

DM: Oh man!

[He throws a few more, with just a little more gusto behind them.]

DM: OH MAN!!!

[He proceeds to throw a left, right, left, and HUGE right uppercut
combination, before turning to Dane, looking as pumped as he's ever
been.]

DM: JASON DANE! IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE!

[Dane nods in agreement with the amped up Morton, who gives him a shake
of the shoulder.]

DM: How can you even stay so calm!? Can't you feel the electricity in
the air? Isn't the adrenaline just pumping through your veins? Isn't
your heart beating so hard it's gonna' burst through your chest? It's
the most wonderful time of the year, little buddy...GET HYPE!

[Morton flexes his biceps.]

DM: I know we already got everyone excited last night, but that was
just a preview! When I took the two most powerful arms in wrestling and
I lifted Mad Hayashi up into the air, when I slammed him in the middle
of the ring and threatened to send the entire great state of Georgia
sinking into the Atlantic ocean, that was just the beginning!

_Just_ the beginning!

[Still too hyped up to continue speaking any further, Morton turns his
back and starts throwing more shadow punches into the air.
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sychosys
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This Space For Rent
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The AWA now has four different titles...five, if you're talking to Royalty. New record?

(trying to recall an e-fed with more than five active titles, coming up blank right now...)
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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UWF had...World, North America, Eurasia, Rampage, Cruiser, Women's, NA Women's, and Women's Cruiser titles at one point.

And the UWF/MBC merger had like 12 belts.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I think we need a Blue's review on this!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 12 2013
05:31 PM
I think we need a Blue's review on this!

Grrr. I was hoping no one would mention that.

I'll see what I can do.
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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BigPoppaBuyrate,Apr 13 2013
10:13 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 12 2013
05:31 PM
I think we need a Blue's review on this!

Grrr. I was hoping no one would mention that.

I'll see what I can do.

If you really don't want to do one, which I could understand for such a long event, please don't feel pressured to. It's supposed to be fun for you, too!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I demand someone comment on likes, dislikes!
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sychosys
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Relikes get a pass this time? You've really mellowed out in your old age!
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Wug
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Bit late getting to the end of this one, but big thumbs up to Chris and everyone involved.

Bad luck, Rog. Thought it may have been the Aces' time, but Dorandy's been unstoppable with Doyle & friends.
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El Dandy
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Is the She of the fight!
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Wug,Apr 15 2013
06:23 AM
Bit late getting to the end of this one, but big thumbs up to Chris and everyone involved.

Bad luck, Rog. Thought it may have been the Aces' time, but Dorandy's been unstoppable with Doyle & friends.

After reading Andy's stuff with the Bombers on Night One, I knew the Bombers were gonna take it all. Tough break, but I'll say it again. Doran's stuff with the Bombers is awesome. He's got the right tone for them.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Andy smells.
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Mozeart
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 16 2013
11:56 AM
Andy smells.

Terry smells.

(That's right. It never, ever ends.)
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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You have no dog in this fight and you didn't react to the card.

This is precisely why you smell, Moze.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Apr 16 2013
04:56 PM
Andy smells like rain on a summer's eve.

Fixed.
Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out.

http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html
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