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| [kidjustind] Message For Grandpa; the YouTube gimmick is back | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 5 2013, 12:20 AM (199 Views) | |
| joshua | Oct 5 2013, 12:20 AM Post #1 |
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Oglethorpe
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[Pandemonium in the background of the locker room, as reporters and cameramen are jockeying to get a shot of the NEW VFC Light Heavyweight Champion Mark Langseth, who has just pulled off one of the greatest upsets in MMA history with a split decision win over former champ Manny Ortez (it was later revealed that Ortez had torn his own quadricep on a tackle attempt ten seconds into the fight) But that's happening over 20 feet in the distance; we are more concerned with the man with the all-access pass in the foreground: a very happy Joshua Dusscher. As usual, the theme of his leisure-wear of choice is the local sports team, and he's rocking all sorts of UNLV merchandise as he speaks loudly to be heard over the din.] JD: REAL MEN fight in Las Vegas! Tonight, the last real man in wrestling, forced out because he refused to participate in the charade that it's become, showed the world what a real fighter can still do! Compared with this, the beauty of pure sport, the crap from the AWA stinks even more! Bad enough that those pretend poseurs pass themselves off as wrestlers, but then I hear that that old man running the sham had the nerve to say that all of the people in the locker room wanted to beat me up. Well, grandpa, maybe you need to change the batteries in your hearing aid, because I challenged EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM to a fight, and not one of them showed up! And I suppose that you're lying with the claim that YOU stopped them because you know that I, a world-class superstar, am gonna be too busy to call you out on it. Like I've already told you people, I am a REAL MAN! And REAL MEN don't take insults and walk away pretending that they didn't happen! But listen up, because I've got a proposal to make us BOTH happy. [In the background, the reporters and cameraman clear a path for an exhausted Mark Langseth to walk through. He places his newest championship belt on the wheelchair of Joe Petrow, Langseth's long-time manager, who grins from ear to ear as he thrusts one arm in the air in triumph, while the other pushes the joystick that propels him forward, leading the way as the two men exit the scene.] JD: Here's the deal: you say you have a locker room full of wrestlers that want to fight me? Well, I'm calling your bluff. I accept that challenge! I agree to step into that ring, and wrestle an AWA wrestler of my choosing, right there on your show next week! BUT, this isn't going to be one of your normal, pre-choreographed dance routines that you call wrestling. Believe me, I'm real good at pre-choreographed dance routines, but that's not what this is about. This is gonna be a REAL, honest-to-god, WRESTLING MATCH! Of course, all of the other wrestlers will have to stay in the back. Not because I can't handle them, but because the record labels insist and, well, let's just say that you don't want to get their lawyers' attention. Oh, and drop the stupid blackout. Let your guys say whatever they want to say about Joshua Dusscher. Cause I'll be the only one backing up HIS words with ACTION! Ball's in your court, grandpa. You gonna stand up for your so-called wrestlers? Or are you gonna protect your dancers, and prove that everything I said in that ring last week is absolutely true? [Abrupt end to video.] |
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| BigPoppaBuyrate | Oct 6 2013, 11:31 AM Post #2 |
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Poppin' Buyrates Since 1996
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After consulting with AWA legal, AWA co-owner Todd Michaelson will have a response to this on YouTube within 24 hours. |
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| sychosys | Oct 7 2013, 07:31 AM Post #3 |
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This Space For Rent
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