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[SWL] – [Express Yourself] – [# 2] -
Topic Started: Dec 16 2013, 06:01 AM (108 Views)
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Superstar Wrestling League

Express Yourself #2
13 December 2013
Uploaded to the SWL YouTube Channel.

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1. Shi Tsuyoki
2. Larry Mulligan
3. Shawn Alexander Cage
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1. Shi Tsuyoki
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[Mr Yama is seated on a stool, dressed in a grey suite with his eyes firmly fixed on the Japanese Buffalo Shi Tsuyoki who is in the middle of a weight session on the other side of the room.]

Mr Yama: Madhu Karna - you've spent most of this year thinking that you are something special, something to be feared. When the truth is you are nothing but a sloppy, reckless - fool, being lead around by a man without the intelligence to direct you or fine-tune you.

[Tsuyoki throws down a pair of dumbbells and grabs a bottle of water.]

Mr Yama: With my Buffalo, I'm going to destroy you…and Jeff Michaels. But Karna, you are the target of our aggression. Tsuyoki is going to pound on your face with his fists, he's going to feed them the skin from your face and slowly bur surely strip your soul of its will to fight. The last images your eyes shall see will be Tsuyoki pounding down on your face, showing no mercy, no dignity and no fear.

[Tsuyoki walks over and sits down on a bench ned to Yama.]

Mr Yama: This man is one half of the National Tag Team Champions, his wrist-clutch exploder is the most devastating hold in SWL. The journey has already began. He will of course one day become a National singles Champion, and until that moment - every singles competitor should fear the moment that he wants to dominate them ranks.

Tsuyoki: ゐ ヰ ヸ ゑ ヱ ヹ ヺ ゔ ヷ ヴ!

[Fade to black]

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2. Larry Mulligan
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[Live in the studio of Hunts 68.3 FM, one half of the tag team champions Larry Mulligan is with presenter Mark Franks, live on their early morning breakfast show.]

Mark Franks: "Larry it's great to have you hear this morning, I'm sure you're excited about your big match this Sunday?"

Larry Mulligan: "I'm more than looking forward to it, this will no doubt be the biggest challenge I've faced in the SWL since I joined, Karna is a crazy man, his manager the Professor seem hell bent on causing chaos in the SWL, and Michaels, well I've got a lot of respect for Jeff Michaels, he's a tough competitor, always willing to put his body on the line and something that I'm really looking forward to testing my self against."

Mark Franks: "Last weeks internet show SWL:TUBE had some big surprises, two champions changed hands and I'm sure you'll not be wanting the same thing to happen again?"

Larry Mulligan: "I don't think about loosing, I never think about being defeated, and if you do then you're in trouble before you even step into the ring."

Mark Franks: "And Shi Tsuyoki, how much have you been able to work with him, with this match coming up.?"

Larry Mulligan: "I'm my own man and so is Tsuyoki. I have a lot of respect for him in the ring but as far as I'm concerned, we are two individuals who are in the ring at the same time. We don't need to be best buddies or close friends out of the ring. He doesn't speak a word of English and my Japanese couldn't order me a beer. That being said, we're both top athletes, he's a great wrestler - a real handful and there's no doubt that we'll retain our titles this sunday."

Mark Franks: "Larry Mulligan - one half of the SWL Tag Team Champions, thanks for your time. Next up on the Mark Farnks Breakfast show, is…"

[The radio crackles…]

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3. Shawn Alexander Cage
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The feed came in and interrupted the MAW.com site, everyone who was currently logged on to the site was treated to a surprise. For a moment, all the screens went black. Soon, a small clip was shown. It was of course a clip of Shawn Cage; He was standing in front of the flashing lights and he quickly posed for the camera, thrusting the MAW North American title into the air while wearing his new MAW Trademarked ‘Star Destroyer’ T-shirt, which is now available on MAWShop.com. It was only a matter of moments before something else was shown...


The scene came to, and it wasn’t of Shawn Cage standing in front of an MAW backdrop. No, this was something that was highly unexpected and almost insulting. Shawn Cage was standing inside the Second to None Wrestling Arena at the Babylon Futbol Club in Falls Church, VA; live at Second to None Wrestling third ever Pay-Per-View, Sway. MAW North American title slung over his shoulder, he stood in front of a podium which had ‘MAW’ written on it and small letters beneath that of the massive Second to None Wrestling logo. He could almost hear the reactions from the MAW fans as they looked on in disgust; and of course, Alexis Cage; his daughter standing beside him the entire time.


Shawn took a moment; listening as the jeers from the crowd came raining down upon him. He took a moment, stepping back from the podium and posing; lifting the MAW North American title high into the air. As he then smirked and looked around. He was adorned with his usual pricey looking leather coat. But tonight it was sporting a rather large Second to None Wrestling logo on it; with a small MAW logo below it. It was obvious he was sending a message to those MAW and SWL ‘Legends, Superstars, and Originals’

Shawn Cage: “Pipe down; I can smell your rotting shit eating teeth from here. We don’t like rotting teeth in the Land of God. You know that, and I know that. So let’s move on shall we folks?”

The fans jeers came crashing down upon him once more. Alexis took a few steps forward; obviously yelling out in defense of her dad who was only speaking the truth. He knows that these comments would probably make a certain someone in MAW roll in their grave, or at least dies and gets placed into a grave.

Shawn Cage: “I thought about cutting my next promo in MAW, and then I realized they don’t deserve to stand in the same arena with me. So I decided to come back to a place where the people aren’t as deserving, but have at least small amount of talent. So I came here… to my adoring fans and my drooling divas…”

It was an odd sight; even the women in the crowd found themselves hurling insults and trash at the man they all came to know as The Sinister Superman, or MAW’s Star Destroyer. Management couldn’t be too happy with what was going on, as he knew that they were scrambling to fix MAW.com, but nothing was working.

Shawn Cage: “You see, I wasn’t lying when I said I’ve got friends. I wasn’t lying when I said us new people got to stick together. But the fact of the matter is, I am so far above the MAW roster it’s not even funny. You all perform in the same piece of shit places week in and week out. I perform in front of thousands and thousands of different people here in Second to None Wrestling every other week. Then I travel back to that shit hole in the valley that god has forgotten and I have to see all those faces. All those wretched fucking faces. I have to hear all those people bitch about how great they were back in the day. Or how they never got their chance back in the day. It’s fucking disgusting...”

Shawn shuffled through his papers for a moment. He was obviously searching for something. But the question was what he was searching for.

Shawn Cage: “So I came home. I came to a place where I feel appreciated. I came to a place where I feel loved, and that place is here in Second to None Wrestling. Where people actually know real talent. Where people actually know how to fucking wrestling. But tonight, I was going to shoot hardcore on Tommy McMaster. Who has obviously secluded himself to do another lengthy diatribe of a promo that no one is going to watch because they’ll get bored half way through and then flipped over to a porno… but a man perked my interest tonight. Do you know who that man is? That man is Tommy McMaster, who showed to me that he does know how to research his opponents. He decided to call himself the equivalent of my Doomsday…

Of my Kryptonite. Well, I’m going to break this down to you all sorts of nice and slow, because you don’t seem to the brightest bloke on the block; that’s the word you fags use here right? Bloke? Okay, Bloke it is. Doomsday, is also a Kryptonian much like Superman. But he was an experiment gone wrong, which was left with no brain really if you follow the original cannon. You all still following me? Actually I really don’t care, because I’ll tell the story anyway. Superman and Doomsday fight; do you know what happens in that first fight? Doomsday and Superman both die. But let’s face it, they both come back; Superman before Doomsday; but they both do.”

Shawn shook his head. He was somewhat upset that Tommy McMaster had left out those key details in his story; then again... maybe he only dreamed that Tommy McMaster actually even bothered to say something? But then again, he couldn't really rain down upon the man. He obviously wasn't such a comic book collector as was Shawn. But that was not really here or there.

Shawn Cage: “Doomsday is invincible. That is his trait. He can never be killed the same way twice. He becomes immune to. You probably thought you were going to flash that pretty little image of Superman being held by Lois. That’s not what we’re going to see when we meet in the ring. What we’re going to see is Doomsday being held in the arms of his harlot. You’re going to see Shawn Cage walk out of that match with a smile on his face and a championship still around his waist.”

Shawn took a few steps back from the podium. Taking the microphone in his hands, he looked rather gravely at the camera. It was obvious he was sick of all the mind games that Tommy McMaster and everyone else for that matter was trying to play. He stood in the middle of the Second to None Wrestling ring. Not the MAW ring. The Second to None Wrestling ring, and he took in all that the fan’s had to say to him and even all the trash they had to throw at him, getting smacked in the head with a beer cup that was half full. There were chants of him being a ‘coward’ and chants of him being a ‘back stabber’ and a ‘sell out’ but the fact of the matter is that not a single one of them could say that he wasn’t the MAW North American Champion.

Not a single one of them could look at Shawn Cage and say that he didn’t have what it took to become a World Heavyweight Champion. He didn’t need all the run ins to win his match, he had the match set long before that.

Shawn Cage: “And covered in the blood of Doomsday. Not only am I Superman, But I’m the mother fucking Kingdom Come. Do you know what that means, that I’ve got to the height of my power where I’m mother fucking immune to that Kryptonite bullshit, Tommy McMaster. You can do all these dramatic promos you want, that is if you even bother to do one. You can keep up with all the smoke and mirrors and none of it’s going to save you. Not a god damn bit of it. Because when that bell rings, I’m going to destroy you. I’m going to rip you into pieces, and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about. Because of the fact of the matter is; much like you, Doomsday wasn’t anything more than something thrown in their to spice things up and bring up the Superman’s slumping ratings. Now I’m not going to say my ratings are slumping. Because they are far from it…

But I will say this, that Tommy McMaster, that is all you are to me at this moment in time. Right now, all you’re here for is to show my perseverance. To show the world that I can overcome any obstacle set in my ring. Whether it be you, whether it’s Rip Slater Part Two, or whether it’s Doc Brown with a hunk of shit car from the 80’s shoved up his ass. Both of which who I will get to soon enough. But the fact is, all you are is a storyline conveniently thrown into the mix to bring up the ratings. The David vs. Goliath story. It’s a epic tale as old as time itself, and it’s always used to describe certain moments in a man’s career. I have yet to get passed my David and Goliath moment; because the Powers that Be in MAW feel that I am not worth being their National Champion.”

Shawn smirked brightly. He was obviously loving his moment in the spotlight. He was quite sure there was going to be quite a bit of backlash backstage in MAW over this promo. As it hadn’t even been shot in the valley. But it would draw in their attention. Alexis Cage stepped and began to clap, as she placed her hand upon the MAW North American title and began to yell.

Alexis Cage: “You show him some respect, he is your North American Champion and my father!”

Shawn tilted his head to the side and smiled at his own flesh and blood. Turning his attention back to that of the matters at hand; he continued.

Shawn Cage: “So Tommy McMaster, what exactly does that make you? If my David vs. Goliath moment has yet to come to pass, what does that make you? David vs. Goliath the pre-match? The immovable object vs. the irresistible force and twenty other clichés after that? No, that makes you nothing more than a bump in the mother fucking road, so you can step to the back of the fucking line kiddo! If you think you’re so fucking special, do something spectacular! If you think you’re so Extraordinary; show me the primal nature because all I’m seeing from you right now is the actions of the man apart, or in your case.. the scared little boy with nothing to say. A little boy who can see his defeat but doesn’t have the balls to admit it. All I see right now is a corpse that has yet to be thrown in the pit. Tommy McMaster, you and I, we will have our dance. It will be a slow jam.

Tommy McMaster, you and I will tangle, and I will come out the victor because the MAW National Championship is title to be revered. The MAW National Championship is a title that has been around for years; much like this title sitting on my shoulder. The MAW National Championship is for the best in the industry; and you Tommy McMaster, you are no where close to being the best. So with that said McMaster. I want to you to know that you're not going to make it the rematch for your National Championship that you lost, your little boy dream of winning the big one and then going back to win the MAW National Championship will not come to past, you see.. not only am I the Star Destroyer or Sinister Superman, I'm also the Dream Killer, and I will kill your dream before it ever gets the chance to happen."

Shawn shuffled through his papers. Motioning for Alexis come over, he handed her half of the stack and mentioned something to her under his breath; she than looked through the papers as well and then pulled out a paper and handed it to Shawn. Shawn looked pleased as he held the paper into the air; much to the chagrin to the crowd. They knew what it was; it was his new topic. Tapping his microphone, he then tested it by tapping it some more before speaking.

Shawn Cage: “Lets see, what’s next on the chopping block. What else can I say about Tommy McMaster that hasn't already been said before? The guy thinks he is so Extraordinary, the only Extraordinary thing about him is that he can keep his mouth open long enough to keep sticking his foot inside it. This is the same guy that did nothing but run around backstage the night before he faced Mr. Hyde and bragged that he was going to defeat the monster.. That didn't happen now did it? Because deep down inside he knew that it would make him look less Extraordinary for a guy who has a dick joke for a name to beat someone that he came a little bit short at doing, but then again.. being a little bit short is nothing new to Tommy McMaster.”

Shawn looked down for a moment. There was something that wasn’t right about this moment. The way he said those words; this wasn’t Shawn Cage speaking. No, this all the bullshit and the mind games.

Shawn Cage: “Tommy McMaster has never been an easy man to deal with. He’s always been a man with a ego that is far too out of check to control. Many people have tried and all of them have failed, well expect one. Tommy McMaster thinks that he’s gods gift to all of us. While some of us have tolerated this man; others have attacked him and made him very aware that he in fact isn’t god’s gift. But nothing more than a man with his head shoved so far up his ass that he doesn’t see the truth. He’s a man who’s been accused of stealing his fighting style from other people. He’s a man who’s even been accused of stealing the entire gimmick from other people. Maybe he has, maybe he hasn’t.


He never really sticks around long enough for you to find out. Or he’s never active enough for you to find out. Some matches he’ll try his best to win, other matches he’ll barely participate. The fact of the matter is, Tommy McMaster doesn’t try unless something is on the line. Tommy McMaster won’t do shit for you unless there is something on the line or something he wants; and I’m sure you’ve all seen the tantrums he’ll throw if he loses something he expected himself to win, He’ll probably just vanish for a couple weeks, or he’ll simply stop showing up only to return and expect the same push he had before.”

The fans jeers began to die down. Because they too, knew that what he was saying wasn’t so far from the truth. What he was saying; wasn’t a fabrication. Anyone who had know Tommy McMaster for more than five minutes knew that he had commitment issues when it came to promotions. Especially when things weren’t exactly going his way.


Shawn Cage: “He’ll return and expect to be at the same place he was when he left. If he isn’t, he’ll vanish again! Because that’s just how Tommy McMaster is. Tommy McMaster isn’t here to show the world that MAW is the best product. No, Tommy McMaster is here to show all of his MAW buddies that he’s gotten better and that he can beat them all now. Doesn’t work so well when you defeated people who don't mean shit in the company. No surprise, since he’s lost does he show up for anything? God no, a promotion that isn’t giving him pushes isn’t worth staying, I guess. Maybe he should change his name to Drew Stevenson?


It’s always the promotions fault and never his own. It’s never Tommy McMaster’s fault because Tommy McMaster is the fucking best professional wrestler that we’ve ever seen isn’t he? Tommy McMaster won the fucking campaign but he couldn’t even win a fucking match against Mr. Hyde could he? He feels he has got the honor to fight for the National title, but couldn’t defeat the man who he was possibly going to face for the title could he? God no, because you can’t expect too much out of Tommy McMaster. Because the man’s in such high demand. What is he? Blackballed from everywhere else but the MAW?”


The fans did jeer however at the slight low blow that Shawn had thrown at Tommy McMaster. But at this moment in time he really didn’t give a damn. If Tommy was going to insult Shawn the way he had behind closed doors, he would bring the fight right to Tommy’s door step. Shuffling through the papers, he was looking for something once again. Alexis Cage leaned over and aided in the search and the placed the paper on top of the pile.


Shawn Cage: “Even though he’s never given me credit for my own talent, even though he’s never even given me so much of a pat on the back. It’s always; I’m better than you. Remember this, and remember that. Just like the rest of the fucking people in this company. Well guess what Tommy? Maybe you were good in the past, but now all you are is a washed up piece of shit that not even your close friends can stand. At most we fucking tolerate you. You know it’s true, even though you don’t want to admit it. You know it’s fucking true, you can run down the list of names you've beaten all you want.. but the fact of the matter is that you've never beaten me and to me, that doesn't make you anything more then a worthless piece of shit.

The one friends you’ve had for years, and you couldn’t even come to grips with reality and say ‘you could win this week’ no. You give someone who is fighting as the underdog to beat the world. You can’t even humble that massive ego long enough to see the reality. Everyone on the entire Breakdown card is better than you. Every single god damn one of them. Hell, the janitor cleaning up after the show is better than you are. DO you know why? Cause he can see the fucking truth. Tommy McMaster, Extraordinary. That’s all you have to your name here. Not, Tommy McMaster. Undefeated. Tommy McMaster, Awesome Talent. You won a buch fucking matches that involved no real talent.”

The crowd was silent; not because they were bored, not because they were angered, but because Shawn had truth. Although not many of the Second to None Wrestling fans had tuned into the MAW Product, but those who did understood where Shawn was coming from. This whole campaign hadn’t involved anything other than words. Since when did a man’s words justify his place in a title match. Last time he checked, winning matches got you a chance at the National Champion; not a golden tongue with no meaning behind it. To him, it seemed unfair that he had to bust his ass week in and week out; while Tommy McMaster seemed have a set in stone title shot.

It seemed unfair that it was okay for Tommy to barely attempt anything for any of his matches and still be rewarded a shot at the prestigious title that was the MAW National title, or so he seemed to claim he was getting backstage. It was bullshit, that’s what it was. Much like Mr. Hyde being the new champion, but he had actually shown up for his matches week in and week out. He had actually tried, and though Shawn would never admit it on screen he respected him for it. He was the man working carrying the company; and he didn’t need any shame in losing any matches; he had actually tried; what had Tommy done?

Shawn Cage: “You won a fucking campaign of the mother fucking words, and then you can’t pull off the skill in the ring. Tommy, you are my brother, you are my co-worker, and I’m going to tell you this because no one else has the balls to say it to your face. You are nothing more than hype. Nothing more and nothing less. I could drag over everyone from Second to None Wrestling, and any other fed that you’ve ever worked for or would work in and they will all say the same thing. Tommy McMaster is nothing more than a self indulgent piece of shit, that will never reach the top of the industry because of one thing; and that one thing is Tommy McMaster himself.

Because you see, Tommy McMaster already thinks he’s at the top of the world. Hell, if you ask him, he’d tell you that he was already the fucking MAW National Champion; that his whole title regin was simply nothing more than a façade to make the fans think that he actually had competition. But no, Tommy McMaster has no fucking competition cause Tommy McMaster, GOOOBALLDI GOOCKKER IS AMAZING IS HE NOT!?”

Shawn tossed the papers into the air and frowned as he looked into the camera. He was frustrated. It wasn’t so much over everything that was going on. Or over the fact that he felt betrayed by the company he busted his ass for years; but the fact that so many people got to simply slide while others busted their ass and had nothing to show for it.

Shawn Cage: “You know after all of that, I could move on to Tommy McMaster. I really could, but I’m not going to. Because I’m going to give him a rest. He shows up for his matches. He actually participates with the rest of the roster. He is not a greedy piece of shit. Tommy McMaster… do what you fucking will, because I am done here..”

Shawn kicked the podium over, as the video feed was interrupted by static and then the MAW.com site was back up and running like nothing had happened.
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