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Insane Handlers
Topic Started: Jan 19 2010, 01:47 PM (4,420 Views)
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Didn't the handler of UEW Creed have an unhealthy obsession with Erin McCoys or something? I remember he went crazy when someone found out the pics she used to pass off as herself were off a porn site or something and went into full internet white knight mode on everybody. It was all the rage on RSPWF for like 2 weeks.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2010
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Didn't the handler of UEW Creed have an unhealthy obsession with Erin McCoys or something? I remember he went crazy when someone found out the pics she used to pass off as herself were off a porn site or something and went into full internet white knight mode on everybody. It was all the rage on RSPWF for like 2 weeks.

Not sure about UEW Creed's handler, but Rob R. certainly made it his crusade.

And I'll echo the sentiments about Wayne. Generally nice kid, but my god was he needy and whiny. I'm pretty sure the life advice Steve C. gave him led him into a life of drinking... or maybe becoming the next Dr. Who.

hil, you hung on long past any of the rest of us wanted to, believe me. That Underwood was any kind of a success is pretty much related to you. Tommy Lionheart, I don't think anyone wants to take credit for that.
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KliqerT,Jan 20 2010
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2010
05:57 PM
Didn't the handler of UEW Creed have an unhealthy obsession with Erin McCoys or something? I remember he went crazy when someone found out the pics she used to pass off as herself were off a porn site or something and went into full internet white knight mode on everybody. It was all the rage on RSPWF for like 2 weeks.

Not sure about UEW Creed's handler, but Rob R. certainly made it his crusade.

And I'll echo the sentiments about Wayne. Generally nice kid, but my god was he needy and whiny. I'm pretty sure the life advice Steve C. gave him led him into a life of drinking... or maybe becoming the next Dr. Who.

hil, you hung on long past any of the rest of us wanted to, believe me. That Underwood was any kind of a success is pretty much related to you. Tommy Lionheart, I don't think anyone wants to take credit for that.

Give the other Phil (Moore) some credit too. Sabbath/Underwood was a really fun feud to read.
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See, for all of his insanity, I loved Wayne. The one thing you could say for him that you couldn't say for a lot of handlers is that he LOVED e-wrestling. He threw himself into PAW with a gusto that kept that fed running far longer than I could have done it alone. Plus, he was actually really fun to work with if you could get him to shut up about anything other than what you wanted him to concentrate on.

Rob R. was a major doucher, though.

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Jamie Underwood wasn't really a bad character per se, but Wayne was always an attention whore and that became a problem, to put it mildly.

Tommy Lionheart, on the other hand, is always going to be associated with the "going into business for himself" stuff with Idol Austin.

Oh, and then there was Wayne posing as a different person when he handled Dominic Ash. Somewhere on RSPWF is all the stuff about Nick and Duane exposing it for the IRC crowd to see.

I never had personal issues with Rob Riemensnyder, but he was also an attention whore who was often hell bent on wanting to feud with certain handlers, either because he really liked their work or because he couldn't stand them, but never understanding that sometimes these folks already had their feuds underway.

Plus, Rob never understood the distinction between faces and heels. All you have to do is go look up the Kieran Erottika/Erin McCoys feud and it's overbooking to the max, all with the intent of the "face" trying to get the upper hand on the heel.
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Oh man, Dominic Ash. I almost forgot about that.

That had something to do with Wayne pretending to be a handler that had some horrible disease(I think it was AIDS) and trying to garner fake sympathy from other people, right?

That was probably his lowest point. :wacko:
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I remember Frankie Starz sorta. I remember his name as being related with the negatives for sure.
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Craig Kirkendall wrote some disturbing stuff on the old WWO message board about another handler; it was sort of this weird attempt to claim the two were involved and some sodomy material.

Confusing as all hell and really creepy.
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I may be mixing my memories, but who was the guy who claimed to be training for MMA, but also claimed to be in a wheelchair, yet also claimed to have beaten up a would-be home invader?
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blibblab,Jan 20 2010
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I may be mixing my memories, but who was the guy who claimed to be training for MMA, but also claimed to be in a wheelchair, yet also claimed to have beaten up a would-be home invader?

I think Stevie E said he was in a wheelchair and I remember Adam Moss said something about beating up an home invader...but I dunno who was in MMA.

Was that Wallie? :dontknow:
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the whole Dominic Ash story. Fun times.

As for Frankie Starz, I think the most infamous thing about him was his crush on whoever it was that played Gabriella on Xena The Warrior Princess. In fact, he admitted Heidi Leick was based on her.

Also, Frankie was notorious for flaking, particularly on feds and supercards he started up, but never finished.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 20 2010
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blibblab,Jan 20 2010
02:30 PM
I may be mixing my memories, but who was the guy who claimed to be training for MMA, but also claimed to be in a wheelchair, yet also claimed to have beaten up a would-be home invader?

I think Stevie E said he was in a wheelchair and I remember Adam Moss said something about beating up an home invader...but I dunno who was in MMA.

Was that Wallie? :dontknow:

This is a case for IRC. I remember his handle was like XMurakamiX or something like that. Yes, the intergalactic werewolf hunter who served in Iraq. I wanna say...

Adam Mowery?
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ratrangerm,Jan 21 2010
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the whole Dominic Ash story. Fun times.

As for Frankie Starz, I think the most infamous thing about him was his crush on whoever it was that played Gabriella on Xena The Warrior Princess. In fact, he admitted Heidi Leick was based on her.

Also, Frankie was notorious for flaking, particularly on feds and supercards he started up, but never finished.

I'm sure this will make my geek points skyrocket, but Leick's picbase was of the actress that played Callisto, not Gabrielle. :-D The obsession thing sounds about right though. And didn't Frankie claim to have wrestled for ECW or something too?
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You mean the actress Hudson Leick?

Wikipedia's a nice thing. I like it very much.
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