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YOUR Worst Character; Come on, we have ALL had them
Topic Started: Feb 21 2008, 08:05 PM (3,665 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Jebediah Rune. Redneck mountain man from Appalachia who wore a power cord for a belt and walked around barefoot. I proceeded to steal Chris Courtade's accent and gave him a scruffy beard. Modern technology confused him. I quickly learned to never create a character with a southern accent ever again. :wacko:
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I hate written out accents... amongst other things.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Flouzemaker
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Son, I reckon there ain't no shame in no southern twang.



Yeah... I better avoid it, too.
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Flouzemaker,Jan 2 2010
09:09 PM
Son, I reckon there ain't no shame in no southern twang.



Yeah... I better avoid it, too.

There's a difference between colloquial speech and phonetic eye rape.
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Flouzemaker,Jan 2 2010
09:09 PM
Son, I reckon there ain't no shame in no southern twang.



Yeah... I better avoid it, too.

In the most extreme e-w examples, that sentence would probably be more along the lines of...

"Son, ah reck'un there ain't naw shame in no suh'thun twahng!"

Using slang and colloquialisms isn't nearly as damaging to the brain.
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Flouzemaker
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Picky,Jan 3 2010
12:10 AM
Flouzemaker,Jan 2 2010
09:09 PM
Son, I reckon there ain't no shame in no southern twang.



Yeah... I better avoid it, too.

There's a difference between colloquial speech and phonetic eye rape.

Tooshay.
Ah see yur pwointah!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I have no idea what accent that's supposed to be. French Canadian?
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 3 2010
12:18 AM
I have no idea what accent that's supposed to be. French Canadian?

Who no, a French Canadian accent... oy, that would likely be painful.

Lessee...
(All J's are soft j's, without the hard d sound the English J has)


French-Canadian:

Jooann Vass-kezz, we ave face teach udder too time, ann tonite, it will be duh turd ann fee n'al time! I will beat you won too tree in duh middel ov duh ring.


Same speech, French accent:

Wan Vaskaise, we 'ave face teach ozzeur too tymes, ande tonayte, eet weel be zeu terd ande feenalle tyme! I weel beetshoo wonne too sree in zeu meedelle ov zeu reehghuh!





Whew!
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I think I just cried tears of blood reading that.
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 3 2010
12:37 AM
I think I just cried tears of blood reading that.

Go watch Maryse promos on youtube.
Now your ears will bleed as well!
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A thread like this? Without me mentioning Caliban? Blasphemy. It'd be like cooking a turkey and not enjoying leftovers afterwards.

And considering the absurd background of Edmond Winston IV (tobacco scion and related to the diamond mogul Harry Winston), I'll add him here too.

Dear God, just about every character I've ever created belongs here.

La Fuerza Canadiense - A luchador with signature moves named after each Canadian province, with "Viva Tim Hortons!" as a catchphrase.

Null and Void - A big dumb tag team of twin brothers who finished each other's sentences. They sucked.

"Hatchetman" Billy Gnoll - COB may deny a crack habit, but I can't. I MUST have been smoking something when I thought up this character. A dude in a fantasy field trip / LARP-style costume resembling an anthropomorphic hyena singing bad Billy Joel knockoffs while armed with a lute.

Nightshade - BDSM-lookin chick in a black PVC catsuit, but not much going on aside from that and a few crappy roleplays of her trying to look mean.

"Sweet" Mary Sunshine - Think 'you can't smile enough'-era Rocky Maivia levels of optimism and happy. Now make him female, bubbly, blonde, and strip him of any sort of workrate or talent on the mic. And have him come out to Katrina and the Waves.

It's obvious my talent lies in cooking food rather than cooking up ideas for characters. So I'm gonna go see about those leftovers...
Moo.
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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shapshift,Jan 2 2010
09:46 PM
"Sweet" Mary Sunshine - Think 'you can't smile enough'-era Rocky Maivia levels of optimism and happy. Now make him female, bubbly, blonde, and strip him of any sort of workrate or talent on the mic. And have him come out to Katrina and the Waves.

It's obvious my talent lies in cooking food rather than cooking up ideas for characters. So I'm gonna go see about those leftovers...

There was nothing wrong with Mary Sunshine. Sure, my female wrestler character may have felt her up in a match once, but that has nothing to do with it. Katrina and the Waves kicks ass. :groupwave:
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Already required to this last may, but wtf.

Just remembered a character who, while he did well, from a conceptual standpoint was just awful.

"Big Stupid" Tobias Rodland. Severely retarded giant character with a manager who was also his emotionally and physically abusive father. "Daddy Dearest" beat him with a cane, had him wrestle a muzzled bear (sounds bad, but at 7' and a fatass 500+ pounds, Toby actually had a size advantage) and generally wrestled like a heel but was a sympathetic face made bad by someone else.

That being said, I'd play him again given the right opportunity. :)

"Killjoy" Seven Steyn. You know it's a bad character when you can't find his voice enough to do a flash.

"Discount Superstar" Mickey Mercury. A stammering dork with no confidence? Why not!? Had a cool manager, though (Johnny Axis).
And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~!
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 3 2010
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shapshift,Jan 2 2010
09:46 PM
"Sweet" Mary Sunshine - Think 'you can't smile enough'-era Rocky Maivia levels of optimism and happy. Now make him female, bubbly, blonde, and strip him of any sort of workrate or talent on the mic. And have him come out to Katrina and the Waves.

It's obvious my talent lies in cooking food rather than cooking up ideas for characters. So I'm gonna go see about those leftovers...

There was nothing wrong with Mary Sunshine. Sure, my female wrestler character may have felt her up in a match once, but that has nothing to do with it. Katrina and the Waves kicks ass. :groupwave:


It was the curves, I'm sure. It's all about the curves.

You may not have thought she sucked...maybe it was just me writing her that made her suck. I couldn't get into her head as a writer at all. Small wonder, considering I usually write about Kung Fu Eskimos.
Moo.
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Kazukuri 'Kaz' Konoe. Bland as hell. And the way things are going now, that might be where Jokers Wild is heading.
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