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YOUR Worst Character; Come on, we have ALL had them
Topic Started: Feb 21 2008, 08:05 PM (3,661 Views)
Murphy
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Mostly because I want to share the most ridiculous ring entrance I've ever thought of for a character, I give you, my first idea for a team I wanted to call The Fashion Police.

Made up of third generation star "Loverboy" Lucas Meijer and his partner "Pretty Boy" Paul Raines. They're accompanied to the ring by their dogs, a Poodle named Pebbles and a Bolognese named Bamm-Bamm. Their theme song is "Fashion" by David Bowie.

This is the ring entrance for them:

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, making their way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm, "Loverboy" Lucas Meijer and "Pretty Boy" Paul Raines... THE FASHION POLICE!

["Fashion" by David Bowie begins to play over the speakers as Meijer and Raines, accompanied by their dogs come through the curtain. They stand at the top of the ramp, bobbing their heads to the beat of the song before dancing their way down the aisle.]

# There's a brand new dance
# But I don't know it's name

[Meijer and Raines, still dancing, stop and shrug.]

# That people from bad homes
# Do again and again
# It's big and it's bland
# Full tension and fear

[Meijer and Raines cower.]

# They do it over there

[Meijer and Raines point toward the crowd.]

# But we don't do it here

[Meijer and Raines point to the ring, shaking their heads "No."]

# Fashion - Turn to the left

[Meijer and Raines turn to the left.]

# Fashion - Turn to the right
# Oooooo - Fashion

[Meijer and Raines turn to the right.]

# We are the goon squad
# And we're coming to town

[Meijer and Raines puff out their chests and arms.]

# Beep-beep - Beep-beep

[Meijer and Raines make a "Beep-Beep" motion with their hands.]

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Wasn't really sure if I would play something like that as face, or heel, since I believe something that ridiculous would either be so funny the fans loved it, or so corny that they hated it.

I have another idea for a tag team with the same guys, but different name/gimmick, but this was a rough first draft of them :P
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android34658
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Emory
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sychosys,Jul 18 2010
07:43 PM
android34658,Jul 18 2010
02:15 PM
The Proctologist... his whole psychology was to work the ass.

Can you let me know a little more about his move set? I'm always interested in expanding my knowledge of ass-based submission holds.

Ass-punch
The Ass Claw
Thousand Years of Pain (from Naruto)

"The Prostate Exam." His Finisher where he rips the tights off his opponent and just shoves whatever he can up there.

Really fun to feed flakers and trolls to.
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jintao
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I'll give you one guess.
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nickdemola
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I created a tag team called Bennie and the Jets. Two masked dudes dressed in blue with yellow stars from head to toe, managed by a dominatrix named Bennie. They were the typical Hardy Boys clones in terms of their work style.

That's the worst I can think of off the top of my head.
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DJS
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I created a character called Coco Kaputt, who was a Russian white-face clown that had a travelling show that was failing, and he himself was a washed up star who never made it big anywhere but Russia. He was based on famous clowns like Slava Polunin.

I made him deluded and gave him a manager who was his translator. I'd have Coco say incredibly controversial and derogatory things about everyone and everything in promos and then have his translator look all flustered and say something either much nicer or entirely different.

It was good if you knew Russian or used Google Translate. Beyond that, the idea just didn't work past a few promos. That's why he's my worst character- he barely lasted two shows because the novelty wore off after the first week.
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