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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,031 Views)
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Just your opinions on which characters were the putrid of the putird... that could mean the worst abominations ever created, the most obnoxios, the most overpushed, etc.

A couple nominations from me? "Superstar" Sean Cage, The Gorilla, and Chris Hopper... the evil triumvirate.
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blibblab,Apr 2 2006
05:42 PM
A couple nominations from me? "Superstar" Sean Cage, The Gorilla, and Chris Hopper... the evil triumvirate.

Inarguable, and very hard to follow.
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Christian Pietka.
"The Hangman" Caleb Walters - ICWF
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Apologies to Joel who's taken a lot of flak from me on this board but...

DOOMSDAY a.k.a. Jessie "The Man" Muldoon :wacko:

Worst... e-w... character... ever.

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Any too-big-to-be-believable bodyguard. Especially the ones that never speak in any comprehendible language.

So many problems with that and on so many levels.
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Jay Steele Was Declared Dead,Apr 3 2006
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Any too-big-to-be-believable bodyguard. Especially the ones that never speak in any comprehendible language.

So many problems with that and on so many levels.

Especially if they're a bodyguard to a wrestler who's SUPPOSED to be a badass himself. :blink: :angry:
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Two words;

Wrayth Spyrit.
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There's several you could pull from the UWF's list of infamous characters: Psychosis, The Knick Man, Andrew "Godzilla" Blanchard and Rock Ramon.
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Hopper/Gorilla/Cage were all three pretty bad...especially Cage.

My former GPW pals will remember these guys:

"Ravishing" Ric Studd
"Playboy" Ric Donovan
Furious Steele (whose handler was actually a cool guy)
The Zinmaster

And the worst of 'em all:
"American Rage" Chris Page
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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Madrock the Indigestible/Incomprehensible.

Neige 13.

"Cutthroat" Kyle Sturgis - though he does have some sick, sick, moves :)


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It took that many posts for Neige 13 to be mentioned?

And the StevieScott choices all sound like random first names and random last names from real wrestlers. Ugh.
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Moira Faith

Seriously, it takes a special kind of shit to write a "flash" that involves just stitching your damn eyelid shut. Stick to cutting yourself if you want to be a psycho angst whore, mmmmmkay?
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I think a favorite of the IIWF era handlers would be Jimmy "The Meatman" Steele, who is no stranger to e-wrestlecrap.

UWF's worst written characters would arguably have to be Raekwon, Shaolin & Camouflage Chameleon, The New World Disasters (nWd). I know the quality of writing back then isn't what it is now, but it's still just plain awful. Rock Ramon and The Darksider. I forget who handled these two. Chris something. Anyway, it wasn't the quality of writing that was bad, because they were fairly well written for the time. It's just that they were direct copies of Razor Ramon and The Undertaker (Right down to Ramon using "Calling All Cubans" as music). Hrrmm... Some other names that come to mind... "Officer" Mark Durman, Ace Malone, "Nuclear" John Bomber... These are all early characters mind you. None of these are very recent, but I think that is a compliment to today's roster.


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Kyle Backwood
Madrock the whatever
Tommy Lionheart
All members of PoE
Ronnie D
Psicopa
Ktulu

There's mine. Doesn't really matter what anyone else thinks of it, but I'm sure I just digged up the ants beneat the rocks.

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Kyle Backwood?

_all_ Aeillo creations.
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