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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| DaveG | Aug 11 2008, 10:54 PM Post #136 |
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Bushido Brown
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| Tracy | Aug 26 2009, 07:26 AM Post #137 |
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Shillmasta T
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Apologies for the thread necromancy here, but this topic is too good to pass up and/or let die. Anyway, in no particular order: Eddie James Iron Mean Mason Zac Schneider "Spirit Warrior" Jin Tao (From what I've been reading lately, Jin Tao would appear to be the prototype for Neige 13) "Ravishing" Ric Studd |
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| USJPSkipper | Oct 8 2009, 03:42 AM Post #138 |
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The Wwwyzzerdd
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Don't know what surprises me more. That it took 8 pages for King Snake to get mentioned or it was Hopper throwing me under the bus! |
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| Mozeart | Oct 8 2009, 06:51 PM Post #139 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Yay! Someone remembers the old Zeke~! I'm assuming that you mean my awesome idea to have him speak in nothing but bible verse and blast people with lightning and not the repackaged sinister lawyer manager in PVW. Incidentally, the lightning robes were recently sold to "Big" Bubba Hayes. So, y'know, Zeke'll never use 'em again. I promise! Please don't hate me.
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| And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~! | |
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| Mozeart | Oct 8 2009, 07:11 PM Post #140 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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I'm not putting this in the PVW subforum, so I think it's safe. Bell doesn't approve of squabbling, you know. Johnathan Monarch: 6'11", 589 pounds of moonsaulting fury. His flashes amounted to "I deserve a title 'cause I do", and his actions were repeated runins on, mostly, title holders. Paul Styles: Like the above, only smaller. Monarch was his bodyguard. Both were singles wrestlers, but also acted as a tag team. Speaking of which... The Royal Family: Said tag team~! When they and their forgettable manager(s?) were in the same room, it was usually to discuss having all the belts 'cause they were the best ... somehow. Josh Curtis: He was from London, no, Tokyo. Zimbabwe! MARS~! I never successfully finished reading one of his flashes. I'd start, zone out, try again, bleed from the nose, try one more time and finally wake up in the hospital having just woken up from a boredom-induced coma. After the third time this happened, I gave up trying. You all can say how this person, that person and the other were the worst ever, but if you ever finished reading even ONE of their flashes, they were better than this guy. /end PVW guys. Crisco Inferno: It's exactly what it sounds like. An old ACWA gimmick, circa 1997-1999. Eddie Rue: Why do I feel like this will spark a response? Handler was okay for the most part, but the character wasn't the least bit convincing as a sicko/badass. And a ton of other guys, hell, I don't like but about 10% of the guys I've ever read. If I know you and you're not on this list, you're probably okay (unless I do another list and you are on there)... |
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| Walls | Oct 8 2009, 08:04 PM Post #141 |
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The Luther Burger
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You know who sucks. YOU! YEAH! I AM POINTING AT YOU! *slinks back away* |
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| Codered | Oct 8 2009, 08:40 PM Post #142 |
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The Luther Burger
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Instead of worst characters ever ... Since if we wanted to be really picky we could pick out quite a few characters from the very early days when a lot of RPs you saw wouldnt be more then a few lines. An over-hyped or overrated thread could be more interesting. |
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| Picky | Oct 8 2009, 10:55 PM Post #143 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I kind of think face Craven was a little bit of a pussy. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Tracy | Oct 9 2009, 12:05 AM Post #144 |
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Shillmasta T
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Well, being mostly an old-school WWO/UEW guy, my choices are pretty limited as to who the worst workers were that I'd come in contact with. But hey- Here's a list! "White Hot" Darren Morgan: The dude was INFURIATING! Not because he was terrible, because he wasn't. He was just inconsistent. He'd come in, write one of the best flashes I'd ever read, and then the next week write something that would make Mean Mason tremble with pride. The Killer Colossuss: First off, the guy couldn't even spell Colossuss right! Second of all, his idea of e-w was, "I'll write one four-sentence paragraph about how I plan to beat my opponent and after that: KEEP THE BELTS COMING!" Puh-leeze. Roundhouse: To be fair, I LOVED this guy in the beginning. His work with Tyrone Hayes was nothing short of superlative. After that though, he hit a wall...he did absolutely NOTHING to his character. E-W is as much about character growth as it is about what your guy does in the ring. And you can't have one without the other. Poor Roundy never seemed to learn that. "Too Cool" Chris Hopper: You know, he could be the greatest RPer in the solar system. He could write the greatest in-ring strategies on par with Rommel or Zhukov. But I'd never know because by the time I get through his TWENTY FUCKING MINUTE INTRO COMPLETE WITH CLIPS FROM 10-15 YEARS AGO AND EVERY SINGLE LYRIC TO HIS ENTRANCE MUSIC...I stop giving a fuck. Mad Goat: Um...who? Didn't I kick his ass once? I forget. Tygress: Not a terrible character at all. The only thing that kept her from WWO glory was the fact that her work was WAAAAAAY too generic. Mike Sebastian: No comment needed...though I'm happy to provide a few for those who need the info. |
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| Picky | Oct 9 2009, 12:29 AM Post #145 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Well, to be fair to Craig/Roundy, his two big fueds were Warren and then Tyrone. He basically stopped giving a shit after those two. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Tracy | Oct 9 2009, 02:14 AM Post #146 |
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Shillmasta T
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I tried to get Roundy/Hudson as a feud but he didn't give a shit about it. A lot of the old-school guys in WWO never really took me seriously as I was coming into my own |
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| blibblab | Oct 9 2009, 12:36 PM Post #147 |
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Hrm... well.. I'll start that topic now! |
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If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson | |
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| Hopper | Oct 9 2009, 03:58 PM Post #148 |
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The Luther Burger
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Tracy... Who do you handle again? Yeah the entrance I had in UEW days was meant to be longer and try to show everything that the cameras showed in real wrestling entrances. Entrances aren't quite as long these days...with the exception of some PPV stuff....so it is a go with the times sort of thing. That is unless Bell asks you to write a book of an entrance for your PPV debut.....that jerk! BUt yeah, the PVW entrance won't be quite as long. LOL but seriously.....who do you handle? |
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| Picky | Oct 9 2009, 04:00 PM Post #149 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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He handles Tracy Hudson! |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Tracy | Oct 9 2009, 04:00 PM Post #150 |
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Shillmasta T
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That is a good question, my friend. Like the secrets of Stonehenge, or the mystery of Atlantis, nobody will ever be able to know for sure that I handle "The Prodigy" Tracy H- Wait... I just killed the mystery, didn't I? |
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