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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| CK Walker | Jan 17 2010, 05:23 PM Post #166 |
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The President of Everything
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My pick for worst character in history- Joshua Curtis Nuff' Said!
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| Vile Side | Jan 17 2010, 05:44 PM Post #167 |
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Keith
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Amen. |
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| Hopper | Jan 17 2010, 08:23 PM Post #168 |
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The Luther Burger
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I thought Curtis was the handler's name and not the actual character.... Didn't he have mostly a "revolution" stable of females? |
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| RedRajah | Jan 17 2010, 08:54 PM Post #169 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Methinks the lad was trying for a deluded self-insert. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 17 2010, 09:13 PM Post #170 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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From what I remember, the handler was Joshua Curtis AND the character was Joshua Curtis. And somehow, he had a Japanese sister.
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| RedRajah | Jan 17 2010, 09:17 PM Post #171 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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And yet he was British too... *shakes head* Don't know if he's the worst character, to be honest. But he took the hobby to an unhealthy level of seriousness and that should be its own category. |
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| CK Walker | Jan 18 2010, 07:18 AM Post #172 |
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The President of Everything
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lol, Yes his character was British but grew up in Japan [or the other way around... shit need a drink already.] had a sis who was Japanese and called herself 'Ice Princess' and i tihnk she rode out on a unicorn beside Joshua in his entrance rocking a 'Genesis' song... I could be wrong.. But i bet i'm very close ![]() And yes, he did take this game WAY to seriously. Actually i recently quit a federation because he joined. I wonder how the boss man there is holding up LOL |
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| Mozeart | Jan 19 2010, 12:55 AM Post #173 |
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Sheik-ee, Sheik-ee, give me your answer do...
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Curtis is the only character whose material was so repulsive that I couldn't make it all the way through a single flash. It was egotistical, self-serving, long-winded and conceptually speaking there wasn't enough there to even criticize. The hometown thing was actually a good example. The guy couldn't even decide on a hometown. BTW, thank you to Mr. Cox for showing Curtis the door. At least in character.
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| And it was at this moment that the entire world realized, in unison, that tandem bicycles were AWESOME~! | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 19 2010, 01:25 AM Post #174 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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So, I went through the trouble of reading through a Joshua Curtis rp just to see how bad he really is. Long story short...
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| Picky | Jan 19 2010, 02:13 AM Post #175 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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[Black screen with white text: Joshua Curtis - Schitzophrenic Menace or Confused Retard. A voice over occurs. The voice is a smoothe one, with a hint of smarm to it. Astute listeners pick up that it is none other than Tyrone "Purple" Hayes.] V/O: Joshua Curtis... does he even know where he is? [We see our Japanese-English martial arts knowing, ass kicking, woman defending, insane chair wielding psychopath in a portrait that looks kind of like Curtis... if you think a crayon picture with the words: cuckoo, head case, possible cross dresser looks like Joshua Curtis.] V/O: Um... he... has Yakuza ties and beats up guys who try to rape women? Seriously, who writes this drivel? [A giant question mark shows up in the middle of the screen.] V/O: Really, I want to know! What can I say about him that he hasn't already said about himself? [We are treated to a still photo of Curtis from the last Heatwave. You know the image. The insane look and the murderous intent, chair held high and Gavin Cassel in his sights.] V/O: I think he needs counselling. [Curtis, blinking negative to regular photo.] V/O: America cannot afford a crazy man in charge. America cannot afford to let her guard down. Foreign devils try to break down the gates at every turn. Now, more than ever America needs... [Yep. Your ever loving double champion, Gibson Hayes, appears on the screen. He's in a business suit and his hair is FANCY~, parted to the right, of course.] V/O: America needs Gibson Hayes, now more than ever. And Gibson Hayes needs you, America. Donate your money to help Gibson fight off those who would threaten our glorious nation. Cheer on our one and only savior. America, and Gibson Hayes, are counting on you. ~The preceding message was paid for by the American Society for Safety, Health, Obedience, Liberty and Education and generous donations from viewers like you and was in no way paid for by Gibson Hayes.~ Voice of Gibson Hayes: I'm Gibson Hayes and I know this message is 100% true! |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 19 2010, 02:43 AM Post #176 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I'm prepared to donate whatever amount Gibson Hayes thinks appropriate to aid in his mission to make America safe from the likes of Joshua Curtis.
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| ElSavaje | Jan 19 2010, 06:28 AM Post #177 |
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R. Kelly
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*takes notes* *writes next Engel Ubelmacht RP* |
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| sychosys | Jan 19 2010, 07:05 AM Post #178 |
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This Space For Rent
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(still not as creepy as Sean Shannon though...) |
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| CK Walker | Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM Post #179 |
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The President of Everything
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my goddamn head hurts after reading that.
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| RedRajah | Jan 19 2010, 11:18 AM Post #180 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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Yeah, I think we need that "Batshit Handlers" spin-off topic now...
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