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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 19 2010, 03:33 PM Post #196 |
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The Luther Burger
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Then again... I've always thought vloggers were pretty creepy. |
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| Picky | Jan 19 2010, 03:35 PM Post #197 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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You're just doing that intentionally. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Codered | Jan 19 2010, 03:35 PM Post #198 |
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The Luther Burger
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 19 2010, 03:37 PM Post #199 |
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The Luther Burger
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Come on, now. The "o" is right next to the "i" on the keyboard. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 19 2010, 03:42 PM Post #200 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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I dunno...beating up 4 rapists, finding out the girl you saved just happens to know your mother(lets just gloss over the fact she decided to become a prostitute instead of staying a nurse like said mother), then finding out you have Yakuza connections as a result and the reaction is something like "Awesome!"(and as result, he's unwittingly supporting this poor woman's continued existence as a sex slave for the Yakuza) and then going to visit said mother all while having everyone remark how awesome and stupendous you are with some of the most cornball, cringe-worthy dialogue I've seen this side of an aol fed seems to be the worst elements of Mary Sue-ism in storytelling. Maybe it's okay on the surface, but really... And yeah...his sister's Sailor Moon.
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| shapshift | Jan 19 2010, 03:46 PM Post #201 |
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Gee Whiz
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Yep. Definitely Manos. Now admittedly, this is pretty pot/kettle, since I handle Caliban, the e-w version of "Eegah!", but still. |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 19 2010, 03:49 PM Post #202 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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But Caliban paid for it by repeatedly getting beat up by Serge Annis, so it's okay? Then again, he did feud with Nyxx Dunne, so he probably already paid his debt to society in full and then some.
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| shapshift | Jan 19 2010, 03:51 PM Post #203 |
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Gee Whiz
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Naw, the Isle of Sycorax Match (and the subsequent RPs afterwards) still need to be atoned for. |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 19 2010, 03:59 PM Post #204 |
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The Luther Burger
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Granted, that one was epic bad. But the way I remember, the other flashes weren't nearly as awful... |
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| Neige13 | Jan 19 2010, 04:01 PM Post #205 |
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Ol' Drippy
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So now I learn that Joshua is the same guy being mocked by this blog: http://fwmoneyshot.blogspot.com/ And if you've ever wondered what e-wrestling was... Well have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons? It's a real big nerd experiment... So Joshua is being mocked by much more people then he is ever aware of, and I guess I'd just prefer the e-wrestler community gave a better impression then that. At worse, he RPs gays and lesbians (something that a lot of people attempt to do early on)... and anime characters (I've seen a Ranma Saotome character and a Dokuro Mitsukai in e-wrestling, plus my first iteration of Neige was VERY much influenced by anime, as anyone who cares to dig through the STWF archives will attest). All in all, it's not half as bad as what I've seen and just leads the dude to shoot bitter youtube shoots. (French-Canadian as in she's supposed to be French. It presumes that French is her mother tongue, because the character always reverts to French to say a few odd words and sell the character. Now you're French, I'm French, and we both know that Owens isn't a French last name. That's my beef with the character) Edit: he believes that Shootfire Pro's 10 year history is kayfabe... Oh god... |
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| RedRajah | Jan 19 2010, 04:03 PM Post #206 |
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Shocked Woona is Shocked
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And while this is all being filmed to boot! Though, wasn't Ami Sailor Mercury? The point remains though. You can have absurdia in e-w. Take any PAIN flash as an example. Or an MBC card. None of it's taken seriously. It may have its own whacked-out continuity, but it's not played as dead serious. The minute you believe your character's own bullshit is truly happening and everyone should pay attention to you as a "Serious Writer" (especially in a shits & giggles roleplay scenario) and you ignore genuinely constructive criticism from fedheads & fellow handlers that you need to ease up and take the stick out of your ass, it is time to step away from the computer and shovel the driveway. Because if you're insisting on shoveling crap, you might as well be actually productive for once. |
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| shapshift | Jan 19 2010, 04:06 PM Post #207 |
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Gee Whiz
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXyfPJKWqig Just sayin.
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 19 2010, 04:14 PM Post #208 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury...just be glad he didn't make his sister a pokemon.
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| shapshift | Jan 19 2010, 04:15 PM Post #209 |
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Gee Whiz
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Should I get Cali a Squirtle costume? That'd be good, right? |
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| sychosys | Jan 19 2010, 04:17 PM Post #210 |
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This Space For Rent
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Wait a minute...why are you familiar with Sailor Moon characters?
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