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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,041 Views)
Flouzemaker
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sychosys,Jan 19 2010
04:30 PM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 19 2010
04:26 PM
Flouzemaker,Jan 19 2010
01:23 PM
Wait wait wait wait wait WAIT!

Sailor Moon is a lesbian??
Why did no one tell me this? Had I known Sailor Moon was tentacle porn, I would have watched at least some of it!

Don't quote me on this, because it may just be my niece making stuff up, but yes...there were lesbians in Sailor Moon. Like...a whole team of them.

There are untold thousands of "fan comics" where Sailor Moon characters get it on in every combination possible. But in the real fantasy world, she goes on to marry Tuxedo Mask.

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If you must rip off a Sailor Moon character for e-wrestling, take THAT!

Eeek!

Even hot lesbian cousins can't make up for that character!
(He'd get a lot of cheap heat as a heel, though)
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Neige13
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Posting that there are still people e-wrestling as Tuxedo Mask.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/HardkoreWorld/i...post&p=12247801
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I'm more worried about arcane botanical experiments.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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sychosys
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Neige13,Jan 19 2010
04:39 PM
Posting that there are still people e-wrestling as Tuxedo Mask.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/HardkoreWorld/i...post&p=12247801

That's it, I'm bringing Astro Boy in to save the AWA! :banana:
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Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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sychosys,Jan 19 2010
01:54 PM
Neige13,Jan 19 2010
04:39 PM
Posting that there are still people e-wrestling as Tuxedo Mask.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/HardkoreWorld/i...post&p=12247801

That's it, I'm bringing Astro Boy in to save the AWA! :banana:

Which language theme song will you use?
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan Vasquez will only ally with the 1963 original animated series version of Astro Boy. The Gold Key comics version is also acceptable.
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Neige13
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sychosys,Jan 19 2010
04:54 PM
Neige13,Jan 19 2010
04:39 PM
Posting that there are still people e-wrestling as Tuxedo Mask.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/HardkoreWorld/i...post&p=12247801

That's it, I'm bringing Astro Boy in to save the AWA! :banana:

Too late!

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sychosys
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Picky,Jan 19 2010
04:55 PM
sychosys,Jan 19 2010
01:54 PM
Neige13,Jan 19 2010
04:39 PM
Posting that there are still people e-wrestling as Tuxedo Mask.

http://z7.invisionfree.com/HardkoreWorld/i...post&p=12247801

That's it, I'm bringing Astro Boy in to save the AWA! :banana:

Which language theme song will you use?

Is Tetsuwan Atom/Astro Boy like a Keiji Muto/Great Muta kind of thing?
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Kid Notorious
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It should be noted that Tux in Hardkore World doesn't actually think he's Sailor Moon Tuxedo Mask.
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Flouzemaker
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In the old toons category...
Why does Captain Future suck ass while Capitaine Flam was all kinds of awesome?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f596Z1bLjTY&feature=related

German theme (at least it was played like this in Germany) was best. The remixes charted high in the 90s.
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Herr TommyNOT MEMBER,Jan 20 2010
11:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f596Z1bLjTY&feature=related

German theme (at least it was played like this in Germany) was best. The remixes charted high in the 90s.

Has a Star Trek meets Disco quality!
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Flouzemaker
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Neige13,Jan 19 2010
04:01 PM
So now I learn that Joshua is the same guy being mocked by this blog: http://fwmoneyshot.blogspot.com/

And if you've ever wondered what e-wrestling was... Well have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons? It's a real big nerd experiment...

So Joshua is being mocked by much more people then he is ever aware of, and I guess I'd just prefer the e-wrestler community gave a better impression then that. At worse, he RPs gays and lesbians (something that a lot of people attempt to do early on)... and anime characters (I've seen a Ranma Saotome character and a Dokuro Mitsukai in e-wrestling, plus my first iteration of Neige was VERY much influenced by anime, as anyone who cares to dig through the STWF archives will attest).

All in all, it's not half as bad as what I've seen and just leads the dude to shoot bitter youtube shoots.

(French-Canadian as in she's supposed to be French. It presumes that French is her mother tongue, because the character always reverts to French to say a few odd words and sell the character. Now you're French, I'm French, and we both know that Owens isn't a French last name. That's my beef with the character)

Edit: he believes that Shootfire Pro's 10 year history is kayfabe... Oh god...

OK.

I just read a Heather Owens RP and... IMO, by far the worst character of all time (admittedly because I can read French and I see all the atrocities committed by the babelfish translator).

Someone needs to kill Heather Owens, and kill it with fire so it never, ever, ever comes back. Someone do the same with Tina Davis by association.
Make it stop.
Let Juan Vasquez place bounties on their heads, let Tumaffi eat them... I don't care how it's done, so long as the characters forever disappear from the face of e-wrestling.

Thank you.
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Is the She of the fight!
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I have more. THis is for Andj and Griff. They can tell you the stories better than I can. This is from SNS 2/10/01

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["One for Me, None for You!" by D.O.C. plays into all the surrounding
speakers as the crowd reaction is somewhat mixed again, but a few louder
cheers for the arrogance heel is heard.]

DT: Do you think Higgins will be ready for his match with Chi Chi LeVaughn
for the Knoxville City Championship?

PVB: Well, I don’t know Donovan. Earlier tonight, we just witness the
brutal attack by Trey Lawrenze and Rembrandt did on Higgins. It is highly
unlikely that Higgins is going to be at his best for this match tonight. If
I was betting on this match, Chi Chi is a clear winner because of he is the
best pimp daddy that this company has and he is on a roll with the title.

[Slowly, a shadowy figure appears at the entranceway. The lights began to
brighten as the audiences see an injured Billy Higgins in pain. Holding his
right forearm up with his left hand as he is limping down the entranceway
in pain. A few noticeable scars are seen on his forehead, as his facial
expression is somewhat still the same, as you would usually see Higgins.
The same arrogance looks on his face but his blue eyes are looking meaner
than before as if he was pissed off or something.]

DT: Looks like Higgins is showing up for the fight since he wants to prove
Lawrenze and Rembrandt wrong.

PVB: I am telling you, Donovan. LeVaughn is going to win this match before
Higgins can’t wrestle with the best.

[As Higgins approaches the ring steps in his wrestling gears of silver
leopard pants with the black lettering of ‘Higgins’ written vertical down
both side of his leg with a red vest over his buff chest, walking in long
black wrestling boots with the black elbows pads and red kneepads. He
slowly enters the ring, entering between the second and top ropes. He walks
slowly toward the opposite ring corner but doesn’t climbs the rope because
of his injured forearm. Instead, he stands and faces the corner rope,
looking at the crowd as the audience reaction is mixed. Again, a few louder
cheer for Higgins.]

DT: Again this week. Higgins is getting the response from the crowd. Is he
the next hero for this company?

PVB: I just hope not. I mean. Higgins being a role model for children would
be scary as mothers and fathers would be known as…

DT: Don’t bother finishing that sentence.

[Higgins walks over to the ring announcer and he is given the cordless
microphone. The long blonde hair, blue eyes and sporting a ‘light’ blonde
goatee begin to speaks]

[Higgins] Before the she-daddy comes out here and rambles about getting the
finest... *cheers from the crowd* Well, not really the 'finest' in a place
called Jackson if you know what I means! *boos from the crowd* Anyway, I
have to complain about the lack of respect and protection that I have
gotten since I arrived here. After Rhino and Straight-or-Gaye Lawrenze
attacked me outside and try to cripple the man that they are jealous of. I
had to phone the police and Rhino is being watched in the backstage area.
As for the twisted Lawrenze, he doesn't have a purpose to be in the
Miss-pissing Coliseum!

DT: Miss-pissing?

PVB: Don’t ask me!

[A chorus of boos is the crowd reaction as Higgins continues on as he
ignored them.]

[Higgins] For the record, I am going to play against the odd and bet my way
to victory tonight for the KCW Championship. So, Chi Chi Kat, get your four
dollars monopoly whores and your penny or less ass out here.

[The injured Higgins drop the cordless microphone on the canvas as the ring
announcer comes around and pick up the cordless microphone as Higgins is
instructed by the referee to move to his corner.]

PVB: Does he realize his match is later in the show?

DT: I really don't know. Higgins wants to go right now! He still looks a
bit bad from having his head go through that windshield earlier.

PVB: He's not too bright is he?

[Higgins motions for LeVaughn to come out, but LeVaughn doesn't come out.
Instead, Adam Donovan does. There's a bit of a mixed pop amid the confusion.]

DT: Adam Donovan has come out. What's he want with Billy Higgins?

PVB: No telling. Considering who trained him? I'd rather not speculate.

DT: Ohkay!

[Higgins gets his mic back as Donovan slides into the ring. Higgins goes
to speak, but Donovan grabs the mic.]

AD: You can have this back when I can understand what the fuck you're trying
to say.

PVB: [laughing] OH MY GOD!

[BIG POP! Adam Donovan puts the microphone in his jeans pocket, slides out
of the ring, and walks into the back, leaving Higgins micless.]

DT: Donovan came out and just took Higgins mic away from him!

PVB: PRICELESS! PRICELESS!

[Black.]
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This is from SNS 1/13/01
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***RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP***

[The thunderous ripping sounds echoes throughout the Dalton Convention
Center in Dalton, Georgia as the crowd rise to their feet to see the
infamous one, Billy Higgins.]

DT: Paul, you know who is coming to the ring at the peak of the on-going
argument of blame between Billy Higgins and The Rembrandt.

PVB: I don't know but somebody got to stop this fight. This is just another
family feud of she said, he said.

["One for Me, None for You!" Tune into all the surrounding speakers as the
heavily jeers from the Dalton crowd is heard as the blonde figure appeared
on the entrance ramp. The floor camera in the arena, pans up-close to Billy
Higgins. Wearing his wrestling attire of sparkling silver pant and thick
black "traditional" wrestling boots. Looking good in his latest attire and
wearing a plain white tee shirt. Higgins strolls down the aisle, sporting
his "cool" black shade, which are covering his blue eyes.]

DT: So, who is the she of this fight?

[Taking his time, as usual, he takes a glance at the audience and gives the
smirk expression of cockiness from his face; which is infamous by now.
Still walking down the aisle and toward the ring steps. He slowly walks up
each step of the ring steps. Then looks around from the outside the ring,
glancing at the crowd then proceed to enters the ring as cameras flashes
from all direction at him when steps into the ring. Higgins walks over to
the farthest ring corners from where he is and climbs the second ropes.
Just standing on the second ropes and looks out to the thousands of people
in attendance for tonight event in Dalton. Again, posing his "infamous"
smile to the crowd for a few seconds then drop down to the ring's canvas.
The ring announcer is about to introduce The Rembrandt but he is distracted
by Higgins, whose is demanding the microphone from him. The crowd jeers, as
Higgins is about to speak. ]

PVB: Your mother?

DT: Paul!

[Higgins] You know what is wrong with this federation. Forget all the corny
highlights that those announcers reviewed earlier in the show with thumbs
up each other asses as everybody knows... they are sleeping in the same
room. The main question is which one is on the bottom facing down? Sorry,
Pauly Von Thrust, but you aren't that great or that even that funny on that
headset. Neither is that stick-man that they called Rembrandt the Reject.
No offense, but this guy is pathetic as they come. In a few months, the
doors will open up and everybody will see Rembrandt walks, no, no, no...
Wait, I means strolls out of KCW with his body facing downward on the
stretchers with a big round baseball bat up his ass. When you read what
kind of a baseball bat it is, it will read out in fine print. Big and bold,
printed ‘Billy Higgins’. As the saying would be for that particular day is
simply easy to remember. The phrase of that unforgettable day would be
"Higgins Pinned Rembrandt's Ass Out The Door!”

DT: Oh my, Higgins is ripping on Rembrandt and us.

[Higgins continues on the microphone.]

PVB: Higgins should be calling the ambulance before Rembrandt get here.
Don't worry, Donovan. You will get your shot at Higgins someday.

DT: What was that, Paul?

PVB: Nothing.

[Higgins] Oh... that would be beautiful or what?

DT: This crowd is hanging onto every word that Higgins is saying. Rembrandt
must be watching from the back.

PVB: Forget the wood and just bring the metal stuffs.

DT: The metal stuffs?

PVB: Donovan, you need help, you know.

DT: Why?

PVB: Well, I am not sure about you nowadays.

DT: *sign!*

[The cameraman close-up on Higgins, whose is walking slowly around the ring
as he continue to speaks.]

[Higgins] Christmas Glory is over with and so is Rembrandt’s chance of
talking without a dick in his mouth. Rembrandt, you can dances out here
with your favourite song with the Friends cast, which by the way is
performed by no surprise, The Rembrandts. You can wear your skull-shaped
hat on your squared-head and be like the cartoon character, The Gambit and
pretend to attacks people with playing cards even so... they are all 2s
instead of Aces. Whether you want to be the next enforcer of the KCW that
many will fears because he is carrying a pencil, which is bigger than the
entire object of you, your head and your entire image in front of the
mirror. When you looked at the mirror, like everyday, you are always seeing
what's behind you except yourself.

DS: Honestly, I never expected Higgins to over-board the jokes like he is
doing tonight.

[One of the many cameras in the Dalton Convention Center, pans around in
the crowd and see a few audience members laughing and cheering for Higgins
after ripping Rembrandt's self-image for everybody.]

PVB: Surely, I hope Higgins is going to shut up sooner or later because
Rembrandt will be taking Higgins to Never-again-land.

DS: Never-again-land?

PVB: *ugh!* Nevermind, Dono-land.

[Higgins] Everything that happened at Christmas Glory is your entire fault,
Retardo. You didn't deliver those promises and you just downright lost the
battle. Now, you can see that you don't means shit to this business and
neither does your "suppose" leadership means shit to me nor any of these
dry, swelling, razor-piggers.

PVB: Razor-piggers? Finally, Higgins and myself are agreeing on something.

DS: Aren't you always two facing when someone that you don't like first
then like again after bashing the crowd.

PVB: Well, Higgins does have a point.

DS: You are too much from me, Paul.

PVB: *southern accent* Thankssss *gasp* ssssssss You, Donovan friend. I am
sure, you can ride with the horses down south to George-a.

DS: Are you replaceable for next week show?

[The crowd is pouring in the boos onto Higgins which is continue with a
mildly larger "Asshole" chants while the former AGW wrestler is trying to
talks.]

[Higgins] As far as I am concern, Mr. Retardo. You don't threaten me with
those comments before our team took place in the first match, which
happened during Christmas Glory. Next time, it mights be wise to sit down
and thinks longer before speaking without interference interrupting thought
that thick skull of your. So, listen up Retardo. You can bring your
toothpicks and watermelons and I will provide the stomping on your
watermelon-side head and I will break your toothpick body into shattered
pieces. Hopefully, this is the last time that you will call yourself the
extreme boring machine of this business. After this match, you will be
boring and useless. So, don't let the chipmunks’ nipples you away from this
promotion!

DS: Billy Higgins is ready and fired up after Rembrandt's comments during
the KCW Christmas Glory. Which you can see on Tuesday Encore at 8 PM on
your local Pay Per View station.

PVB: This match isn't going to be a wrestling match, Donovan!
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