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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 19 2010, 04:33 PM Post #226 |
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The Luther Burger
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Eeek! Even hot lesbian cousins can't make up for that character! (He'd get a lot of cheap heat as a heel, though) |
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| Neige13 | Jan 19 2010, 04:39 PM Post #227 |
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Ol' Drippy
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Posting that there are still people e-wrestling as Tuxedo Mask. http://z7.invisionfree.com/HardkoreWorld/i...post&p=12247801 |
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| Picky | Jan 19 2010, 04:51 PM Post #228 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I'm more worried about arcane botanical experiments. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| sychosys | Jan 19 2010, 04:54 PM Post #229 |
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This Space For Rent
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That's it, I'm bringing Astro Boy in to save the AWA!
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| Picky | Jan 19 2010, 04:55 PM Post #230 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Which language theme song will you use? |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Overly_Critical_Jue | Jan 19 2010, 04:59 PM Post #231 |
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Juan Vasquez will only ally with the 1963 original animated series version of Astro Boy. The Gold Key comics version is also acceptable. |
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| Neige13 | Jan 19 2010, 04:59 PM Post #232 |
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Ol' Drippy
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Too late!
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| sychosys | Jan 19 2010, 05:02 PM Post #233 |
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This Space For Rent
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Is Tetsuwan Atom/Astro Boy like a Keiji Muto/Great Muta kind of thing? |
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| Kid Notorious | Jan 19 2010, 05:04 PM Post #234 |
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Mr. Sticks
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It should be noted that Tux in Hardkore World doesn't actually think he's Sailor Moon Tuxedo Mask. |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 19 2010, 06:14 PM Post #235 |
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The Luther Burger
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In the old toons category... Why does Captain Future suck ass while Capitaine Flam was all kinds of awesome? |
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| Herr TommyNOT MEMBER | Jan 20 2010, 11:58 AM Post #236 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f596Z1bLjTY&feature=related German theme (at least it was played like this in Germany) was best. The remixes charted high in the 90s. |
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| Flouzemaker | Jan 20 2010, 01:37 PM Post #237 |
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The Luther Burger
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Has a Star Trek meets Disco quality! |
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| Flouzemaker | Mar 22 2010, 12:30 AM Post #238 |
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The Luther Burger
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OK. I just read a Heather Owens RP and... IMO, by far the worst character of all time (admittedly because I can read French and I see all the atrocities committed by the babelfish translator). Someone needs to kill Heather Owens, and kill it with fire so it never, ever, ever comes back. Someone do the same with Tina Davis by association. Make it stop. Let Juan Vasquez place bounties on their heads, let Tumaffi eat them... I don't care how it's done, so long as the characters forever disappear from the face of e-wrestling. Thank you. |
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| El Dandy | Mar 24 2010, 04:48 PM Post #239 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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I have more. THis is for Andj and Griff. They can tell you the stories better than I can. This is from SNS 2/10/01 ================ ["One for Me, None for You!" by D.O.C. plays into all the surrounding speakers as the crowd reaction is somewhat mixed again, but a few louder cheers for the arrogance heel is heard.] DT: Do you think Higgins will be ready for his match with Chi Chi LeVaughn for the Knoxville City Championship? PVB: Well, I don’t know Donovan. Earlier tonight, we just witness the brutal attack by Trey Lawrenze and Rembrandt did on Higgins. It is highly unlikely that Higgins is going to be at his best for this match tonight. If I was betting on this match, Chi Chi is a clear winner because of he is the best pimp daddy that this company has and he is on a roll with the title. [Slowly, a shadowy figure appears at the entranceway. The lights began to brighten as the audiences see an injured Billy Higgins in pain. Holding his right forearm up with his left hand as he is limping down the entranceway in pain. A few noticeable scars are seen on his forehead, as his facial expression is somewhat still the same, as you would usually see Higgins. The same arrogance looks on his face but his blue eyes are looking meaner than before as if he was pissed off or something.] DT: Looks like Higgins is showing up for the fight since he wants to prove Lawrenze and Rembrandt wrong. PVB: I am telling you, Donovan. LeVaughn is going to win this match before Higgins can’t wrestle with the best. [As Higgins approaches the ring steps in his wrestling gears of silver leopard pants with the black lettering of ‘Higgins’ written vertical down both side of his leg with a red vest over his buff chest, walking in long black wrestling boots with the black elbows pads and red kneepads. He slowly enters the ring, entering between the second and top ropes. He walks slowly toward the opposite ring corner but doesn’t climbs the rope because of his injured forearm. Instead, he stands and faces the corner rope, looking at the crowd as the audience reaction is mixed. Again, a few louder cheer for Higgins.] DT: Again this week. Higgins is getting the response from the crowd. Is he the next hero for this company? PVB: I just hope not. I mean. Higgins being a role model for children would be scary as mothers and fathers would be known as… DT: Don’t bother finishing that sentence. [Higgins walks over to the ring announcer and he is given the cordless microphone. The long blonde hair, blue eyes and sporting a ‘light’ blonde goatee begin to speaks] [Higgins] Before the she-daddy comes out here and rambles about getting the finest... *cheers from the crowd* Well, not really the 'finest' in a place called Jackson if you know what I means! *boos from the crowd* Anyway, I have to complain about the lack of respect and protection that I have gotten since I arrived here. After Rhino and Straight-or-Gaye Lawrenze attacked me outside and try to cripple the man that they are jealous of. I had to phone the police and Rhino is being watched in the backstage area. As for the twisted Lawrenze, he doesn't have a purpose to be in the Miss-pissing Coliseum! DT: Miss-pissing? PVB: Don’t ask me! [A chorus of boos is the crowd reaction as Higgins continues on as he ignored them.] [Higgins] For the record, I am going to play against the odd and bet my way to victory tonight for the KCW Championship. So, Chi Chi Kat, get your four dollars monopoly whores and your penny or less ass out here. [The injured Higgins drop the cordless microphone on the canvas as the ring announcer comes around and pick up the cordless microphone as Higgins is instructed by the referee to move to his corner.] PVB: Does he realize his match is later in the show? DT: I really don't know. Higgins wants to go right now! He still looks a bit bad from having his head go through that windshield earlier. PVB: He's not too bright is he? [Higgins motions for LeVaughn to come out, but LeVaughn doesn't come out. Instead, Adam Donovan does. There's a bit of a mixed pop amid the confusion.] DT: Adam Donovan has come out. What's he want with Billy Higgins? PVB: No telling. Considering who trained him? I'd rather not speculate. DT: Ohkay! [Higgins gets his mic back as Donovan slides into the ring. Higgins goes to speak, but Donovan grabs the mic.] AD: You can have this back when I can understand what the fuck you're trying to say. PVB: [laughing] OH MY GOD! [BIG POP! Adam Donovan puts the microphone in his jeans pocket, slides out of the ring, and walks into the back, leaving Higgins micless.] DT: Donovan came out and just took Higgins mic away from him! PVB: PRICELESS! PRICELESS! [Black.] |
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| El Dandy | Mar 24 2010, 04:53 PM Post #240 |
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Is the She of the fight!
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This is from SNS 1/13/01 ============= ***RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*** [The thunderous ripping sounds echoes throughout the Dalton Convention Center in Dalton, Georgia as the crowd rise to their feet to see the infamous one, Billy Higgins.] DT: Paul, you know who is coming to the ring at the peak of the on-going argument of blame between Billy Higgins and The Rembrandt. PVB: I don't know but somebody got to stop this fight. This is just another family feud of she said, he said. ["One for Me, None for You!" Tune into all the surrounding speakers as the heavily jeers from the Dalton crowd is heard as the blonde figure appeared on the entrance ramp. The floor camera in the arena, pans up-close to Billy Higgins. Wearing his wrestling attire of sparkling silver pant and thick black "traditional" wrestling boots. Looking good in his latest attire and wearing a plain white tee shirt. Higgins strolls down the aisle, sporting his "cool" black shade, which are covering his blue eyes.] DT: So, who is the she of this fight? [Taking his time, as usual, he takes a glance at the audience and gives the smirk expression of cockiness from his face; which is infamous by now. Still walking down the aisle and toward the ring steps. He slowly walks up each step of the ring steps. Then looks around from the outside the ring, glancing at the crowd then proceed to enters the ring as cameras flashes from all direction at him when steps into the ring. Higgins walks over to the farthest ring corners from where he is and climbs the second ropes. Just standing on the second ropes and looks out to the thousands of people in attendance for tonight event in Dalton. Again, posing his "infamous" smile to the crowd for a few seconds then drop down to the ring's canvas. The ring announcer is about to introduce The Rembrandt but he is distracted by Higgins, whose is demanding the microphone from him. The crowd jeers, as Higgins is about to speak. ] PVB: Your mother? DT: Paul! [Higgins] You know what is wrong with this federation. Forget all the corny highlights that those announcers reviewed earlier in the show with thumbs up each other asses as everybody knows... they are sleeping in the same room. The main question is which one is on the bottom facing down? Sorry, Pauly Von Thrust, but you aren't that great or that even that funny on that headset. Neither is that stick-man that they called Rembrandt the Reject. No offense, but this guy is pathetic as they come. In a few months, the doors will open up and everybody will see Rembrandt walks, no, no, no... Wait, I means strolls out of KCW with his body facing downward on the stretchers with a big round baseball bat up his ass. When you read what kind of a baseball bat it is, it will read out in fine print. Big and bold, printed ‘Billy Higgins’. As the saying would be for that particular day is simply easy to remember. The phrase of that unforgettable day would be "Higgins Pinned Rembrandt's Ass Out The Door!” DT: Oh my, Higgins is ripping on Rembrandt and us. [Higgins continues on the microphone.] PVB: Higgins should be calling the ambulance before Rembrandt get here. Don't worry, Donovan. You will get your shot at Higgins someday. DT: What was that, Paul? PVB: Nothing. [Higgins] Oh... that would be beautiful or what? DT: This crowd is hanging onto every word that Higgins is saying. Rembrandt must be watching from the back. PVB: Forget the wood and just bring the metal stuffs. DT: The metal stuffs? PVB: Donovan, you need help, you know. DT: Why? PVB: Well, I am not sure about you nowadays. DT: *sign!* [The cameraman close-up on Higgins, whose is walking slowly around the ring as he continue to speaks.] [Higgins] Christmas Glory is over with and so is Rembrandt’s chance of talking without a dick in his mouth. Rembrandt, you can dances out here with your favourite song with the Friends cast, which by the way is performed by no surprise, The Rembrandts. You can wear your skull-shaped hat on your squared-head and be like the cartoon character, The Gambit and pretend to attacks people with playing cards even so... they are all 2s instead of Aces. Whether you want to be the next enforcer of the KCW that many will fears because he is carrying a pencil, which is bigger than the entire object of you, your head and your entire image in front of the mirror. When you looked at the mirror, like everyday, you are always seeing what's behind you except yourself. DS: Honestly, I never expected Higgins to over-board the jokes like he is doing tonight. [One of the many cameras in the Dalton Convention Center, pans around in the crowd and see a few audience members laughing and cheering for Higgins after ripping Rembrandt's self-image for everybody.] PVB: Surely, I hope Higgins is going to shut up sooner or later because Rembrandt will be taking Higgins to Never-again-land. DS: Never-again-land? PVB: *ugh!* Nevermind, Dono-land. [Higgins] Everything that happened at Christmas Glory is your entire fault, Retardo. You didn't deliver those promises and you just downright lost the battle. Now, you can see that you don't means shit to this business and neither does your "suppose" leadership means shit to me nor any of these dry, swelling, razor-piggers. PVB: Razor-piggers? Finally, Higgins and myself are agreeing on something. DS: Aren't you always two facing when someone that you don't like first then like again after bashing the crowd. PVB: Well, Higgins does have a point. DS: You are too much from me, Paul. PVB: *southern accent* Thankssss *gasp* ssssssss You, Donovan friend. I am sure, you can ride with the horses down south to George-a. DS: Are you replaceable for next week show? [The crowd is pouring in the boos onto Higgins which is continue with a mildly larger "Asshole" chants while the former AGW wrestler is trying to talks.] [Higgins] As far as I am concern, Mr. Retardo. You don't threaten me with those comments before our team took place in the first match, which happened during Christmas Glory. Next time, it mights be wise to sit down and thinks longer before speaking without interference interrupting thought that thick skull of your. So, listen up Retardo. You can bring your toothpicks and watermelons and I will provide the stomping on your watermelon-side head and I will break your toothpick body into shattered pieces. Hopefully, this is the last time that you will call yourself the extreme boring machine of this business. After this match, you will be boring and useless. So, don't let the chipmunks’ nipples you away from this promotion! DS: Billy Higgins is ready and fired up after Rembrandt's comments during the KCW Christmas Glory. Which you can see on Tuesday Encore at 8 PM on your local Pay Per View station. PVB: This match isn't going to be a wrestling match, Donovan! |
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