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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,039 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Holy shit, he DESTROYED himself with that burn.
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Walter Melon
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Or who could forget this gem...

[Mason] The bottom line is, if you get in my face, I'll whip both of your
a$$ then TLO's a$$ 'cause I can destroy TLO by myself. That's the
bottom line 'cause Mean Mason said so!

I think he drank a beer afterwards and them gave EVEN CHILDREN the finger. He was mean but not sick like Flouze.
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Walter Melon
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And then a definition from Mark Stone...

Masonese (n): Ma' - sen- ez
"Sentences that have no meaning, and are usually
grammatically and structurally incorrect, and typically
have no relation to their surrounding sentences in the sae
paragraph.".


You people can blame Stone for the typo he's the one who did it.
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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E2dB,Mar 25 2010
01:32 PM
And then a definition from Mark Stone...

        Masonese (n):  Ma' - sen- ez
        "Sentences that have no meaning, and are usually
        grammatically and structurally incorrect, and typically
        have no relation to their surrounding sentences in the sae
        paragraph.".


You people can blame Stone for the typo he's the one who did it.

I generally blame Stone for Mason, yes.

Another classic Mason line, from the much hated return of Iron:

Mason: My balls is hard.
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I could probably find more but why torture you?

eh what the hell...
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Pat Schneider standing in the middle of the ring

PS: Ladies and gentlemens, he one of the most annoying, the most
unpredictable, here he is, the ex-member of the Warriors of Fear, Mean
Mason!

"Destruction of Hell" start playing over the speaker. Mean Mason
walkout of the back and stare down the aisle at the fans and at
Schneider, who is in the ring abit nervous. Mason walk to the ring with
fans booing all the way, while walking down to the ring, Mason fingers
every single fan in the aisle. He get into the ring and has a usual
mean look in his eyes.

PS: I don't think the fans deserve those fingers, Mr. Mason!

MM: Well, I don't give a damn what you say or what the fans says, as
far as I'm concern, you and the fans can bite my a$$!

PS: Well, there isn't much to bite but let get to the topic. You are
challenging Justin "Big Daddy" Fischer for his Extreme Championship
Title. To let the fans know, which I do believe you know, you are the
number one contender for that belt.

MM: First of all, you can bite my a$$ after I whip your a$$ like I did
to two people last week in a so called "Triple-Threat-Match". I know
you won't mention their name because your a coward, they are Lord
Keeblor and Vader X. The donut man didn't deliver on that day and the
King didn't crown Keeblor because I shove the donuts in Vader X's mouth
and cut off Keeblor's head, and that's the final says.

Schneider still nervous after Mason's comments.

PS: So, what with the Extreme Championship Belt?

MM: I challenged Fischer along time ago after the War of the Ages and
he never response, so to make thing clear-up, if Fischer doesn't sign
this contract, I'll get the championship committee to forfeit that title
to me because in this contract, it's say, Mason will get the Extreme
Championship Belt if Fischer doesn't sign it, believe me, that's a
bride. I'll send this contract to WWO's front office and they will have
to deal with the affect that Fischer was screw by this contract. So, it
will be, he either defend the belt or give up the belt to me, either
way, I'll be in his face, so let it be. By the way, give this to
Fischer since you know his family and he also your lover.

Schneider abit shock by Mason's word.

PS: You won't get away with that and I'm not his lover.

MM: You don't think so, why don't I whip your a$$ now and see what
Fischer will do?

PS: I know you don't have the chance in hell to bride Fischer and I'll
be out of this ring before you even get to me.

Schneider run to the rope and leap out of the ring, landing on his knee.
The mic is still in the ring. Mason pick-up the mic.

MM: Listen, you damn idiot, your dumber than everybody here.

The crowd start booing.

MM: Shut up, all you test-tube baby wanna be, I would go up to everyone
of you and slap the sh*t out of you. If you don't think so, well you
can kiss my a$$, all you mother f*ck*n piece of sh*t, let get started.
Mason about to get out of the ring and start attacking fans with fists
and kicks. As Schneider and officials start to stop Mason but they
can't, he just broke loose. He drop Schneider with the Mason Drop on
the stairstep. Schneider is outcold. Mason grap the chair and beat up
every single official with the chair. One official got hammer hard that
the chair broke. The crowds start backing off from Mason, know that
they don't wants problem or trouble. Mason jump back into the ring and
pick-up the mic. The booing and stuffs start throwing at him. Some
fans start jumping the rail and entering the ring but they get hammer
with the chair as police arrive to arrest the fans and the police get
into the ring and start running at Mason but all of them get hammer with
the chair.

MM: Is what you can give me, is this all you got, come on, this is
p*ssy sh*t. See Fischer, this what your gonna get if you accept my
challenge, since you got no other way out. The era of Mason just begin
and Fischer is victim number one!

"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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E2dB,Mar 25 2010
04:39 PM
Mason walk to the ring with
fans booing all the way, while walking down to the ring, Mason fingers
every single fan in the aisle.

What do you know I guess he is as sick as Flouze.
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Can't breath, too much Mason excellence. I can't believe he misspelled Vdare-Ecks. This also shows where Tchad got the idea to storm the bride of a Nazi battleship.
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Is the She of the fight!
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Egads.
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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"...he punch out most of the fans even children."

Mason always did love the children.
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Picky,Mar 25 2010
03:02 PM
"...he punch out most of the fans even children."

Mason always did love the children.

Those kids must've had cancer.
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Yeah that's something you want to admit stealing bits from Mason
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E2dB,Mar 25 2010
07:32 PM
Yeah that's something you want to admit stealing bits from Mason

I remember "Mean" Johnny Detson.
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E2dB,Mar 25 2010
04:39 PM
while walking down to the ring, Mason fingers
every single fan in the aisle.

Wrestling needs more performers willing to go stop and give each and every fan their money's worth.
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DaveG,Mar 26 2010
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E2dB,Mar 25 2010
04:39 PM
while walking down to the ring, Mason fingers
every single fan in the aisle.

Wrestling needs more performers willing to go stop and give each and every fan their money's worth.

Yeah, the fans don't get enough enjoyment out of life, Mason had to finger each and every one. I wonder if any charges were ever brought up. :D
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:rofl:

Wooooooow.

I've gotta say, I missed some of this stuff, and I feel sadder for it.

Mason's tough to top.
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