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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| Picky | Mar 30 2010, 10:35 PM Post #286 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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I just heard this and I now have an idea of what it is like to have vomit shoved in my ear canals. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| ProfessorDoran | Mar 30 2010, 10:51 PM Post #287 |
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The Learning Tree
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Here here! That is just catchy as hell. In fact, I'm playing it now |
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Cole Hamels Fact #1685: The Devil went down to Georgia because he knew if he went to Philadelphia, Cole would strike his ass out. http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html | |
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| BruffyNOT MEMBER | Apr 10 2010, 04:44 PM Post #288 |
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Number one contender? He was a contender for a title? Don't you have to WIN matches for that to happen? Someone must pay, booking Mason to win a match, violates the Geneva Convention! Every time I see anything of Mason, I think of Warren Hayes Midget Mason, a angry little man with a shrill voice and pronounced speech problems. |
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| BruffyNOT MEMBER | Apr 10 2010, 04:52 PM Post #289 |
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Ahh the memories. Back when CAT was in its heyday. It's always fun to relive memories of abusing both Mason and ze Franche. |
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| Picky | Apr 10 2010, 06:14 PM Post #290 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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Don't try to understand the pre-1998 WWO; it is too scary to try and make sense of by anyone besides Matt Pearson. Midget Mason was Lacroix's tribute to Fat Chinese Roundhouse. I kind of wish we could have had the two interact. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| Jon A | Apr 10 2010, 11:52 PM Post #291 |
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You are not your clever names for your moveset. You are not the dozen belts you won in the WWXCZA. You are not your entrance music. You are not your insanely detailed ring attire. You are not your fucking win/loss record. | |
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| Jon A | Apr 10 2010, 11:58 PM Post #292 |
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I don't know if the NeWA's Mr. Sinsation was a conceptual joke or not, but this was seriously a flash in it's entirety:
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You are not your clever names for your moveset. You are not the dozen belts you won in the WWXCZA. You are not your entrance music. You are not your insanely detailed ring attire. You are not your fucking win/loss record. | |
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| Flouzemaker | Apr 11 2010, 01:26 AM Post #293 |
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The Luther Burger
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I, for one, think it's touching. I get the same fuzzy feeling watching the Special Olympics. |
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| tootie mcbootie | Mar 9 2011, 10:59 AM Post #294 |
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The King of the Battle Royals!
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I got Chris "The Best" West flashbacks from that flash. |
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| Tracy | May 4 2011, 09:37 PM Post #295 |
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OMG!!! Just read all the Mean Mason/Billy Higgins stuff. Thanks for posting it. My balls is hammer hard now from finger everyone...EVEN CHILDREN! Scary part? English was Rich's primary language. |
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| iusedtobeaformerchampion | May 25 2011, 06:44 PM Post #296 |
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You misspelled "2001". Wow, Mason had another entire body of work that I knew nothing about. Vader X was equally incomprehensible, aside from the stupid ripped off name/gimmick, but that handler's name was Omar something or other so I don't know if English was his first language. Speaking of terrible HAAAAAAAARDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE old school WWO characters: Zac Schneider and the Genius FTW. |
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| Picky | May 25 2011, 06:57 PM Post #297 |
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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You're the expert on that stuff. |
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Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today? Proud member of the Quote Pyramid Builders Union Local #317 | |
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| iusedtobeaformerchampion | May 25 2011, 07:29 PM Post #298 |
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Unfortunately. Zac: handled two or three other characters over his runs in the WWO, WIF and NLWA, but Zac was his main one. Highlights included the use of the legendary catchphrase "I AM HAAAAAAAAARDCOOOOOORE!" creating an in-joke for years in the WWO circle. Had the "Zac Schneider Memorial Coliseum" built in his honor in spite of, as pointed out by Bruffy, not being dead. Constantly demanded title shots and gimmick matches despite the fact that he was an annoying 12-year old little shit who couldn't write an RP or match to save his life, but claimed he could drink an entire case of tequila and had built Stonehenge. Was actually given the WWO World title once in a classic "What the FUCK is Stone thinking?" moment. Described his character's ring attire as having "fire running up his legs" and was once written in a match entrance by Picky to be literally on fire in the aisle and screaming like a little girl, in one of those Picky/Bruffy moments I still laugh about to this day. Handler once had a NLWA tag team called "Northern Justice" where one character was from Texas and the other from Florida, IIRC. Genius: in spite of the name, had no resemblance whatsoever to Lanny Poffo. Made his WWO debut by interrupting an ECW card and having Joey Styles count the number of 187s and rapes committed by the character, and also claim that "I have actually seen this man eat his opponents alive in the ring!" Famous for incoherent, extremely violent RPs finishing with him singing the catchphrase "KILL 'EM ALL, KILL 'EM ALL, KILL 'EM ALL, KILL 'EM ALL, CUZ EVERYBODY DIES FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKING WRESTLER!!!". Was somehow inserted into the middle of the legendary Wuzho/Randy Bryson feud in another classic "What the FUCK is Stone thinking?" moment, then finally was turfed out of the WWO by early '99. |
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| DCGMoo | May 25 2011, 08:16 PM Post #299 |
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Disciple of Moo
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Schneider I had mostly forgotten... but Genius, LOL. Even being out of e-w for so many years, for some reason that catchphrase popped into my mind the first time I saw the "Hide your kids, hide your wife..." video when it was making its internet rounds. Had forgotten he was a part of the Wuzho/Bryson feud though. |
| Working on new characters you didn't see a decade ago. Honest. | |
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| Tracy | May 25 2011, 11:26 PM Post #300 |
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Here...I'll use my advanced degree in Schneidology to clear up a few points in regards to Zac: First, there is a misnomer about the memorial stadium. It was fact named for his great great great great uncle on his father's side, Zacaria Schneidelberg IV, famous for his victory in the Battle of Orange Walk in what is now modern-day Belize, where it is said that Schneidelberg's crying, urinating himself, and lying in the fetal position during the middle of a firefight was such a distraction for the rebel Maya leader that the British Occupying forces were able to mortally wound him. Thus, Belize is Zac's ancestral home which is also why he handled Northern Justice; to him, Texas and Florida WERE north of him. Another great myth is the one about him drinking a case of tequila and building Stonehenge. It must be said though that this myth does have truth to it. See, when Zac was in the fifth grade, he made a diorama of the real Stonehenge out of papier mache for his Social Studies class. That friday when he received an A for the project, he celebrated by purchasing a small box of sampler bottles of Cuervo (about six bottles worth). He immediately drank the samplers and in what he claims to be a drunken haze, made out with his aunt until his mother came home. The only thing we have really learned from this tale is that Zac was held back in school a LOT. I don't know where the burning leg story comes from. It seems to come from the old Schneidelberg family ritual, whereupon the males wore codpieces line with bullet ants to "drive out impure thoughts". There is no empirical evidence to prove this however. And yeah...I'm gonna stop that now. I do know the reason Zac was booked to beat Andros for the World Heavyweight title. He had flaked on a prior commitment, and when Stone got upset, Andros' handler started being a dick about it. Genius was turfed out before I came into the WWO so all I know's what you all've told me. But still, I am so going to scream that catchphrase while in the middle of raucous lovin'... |
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