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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,030 Views)
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LOL! So this is where Joshua Curtis ran to after he completely flamed out of pretty much every where in PTC.

That guy was absolute garbage! Even the crappiest feds in PTC stopped having anything to do with him because he was such garbage.

I feel sorry for the folks in this community who had to endure his stupidity and absolutely terrible writing.


All that said if he's the worst writer many of you in this community ever had to endure then you're so lucky. As horrible as he was, and he was useless as hell, I saw so many people who were so much worse in PTC during my years there.
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SteinarB
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I'm gonna go ahead and mock myself a bit here, because quite frankly I deserve it for some of my creations.

The year is 1995. The place is Derek Lankford's fed, NCWF, found on the RSPWF newsgroup, as were basically all e-feds in this particular circle in those days.

A new tag team was about to have their second match in the NCWF on the October 10th edition of NCWF Invasion. This is the promo done for their debut match:

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(The camera is outside in what looks like a forest. We see Conan do
squats with a huge, heavy looking wooden log over his shoulders and Kull
is throwing forearms at a metal plate nailed to another log. The plate
already looks quite dented. As Conan drops the log, kull stops beating
on the plate and they both walk over to the camera)

KULL: Greetings. I am Kull, and my friend here is Conan. As some might
know by now, we are the Barbarians.

Conan nods

KULL: Now, we have a couple of things to say. First of all,
congratulations to Damage Incorporated for beating us fair and square on
NCWF Friday Night. Of course, we aren't happy with the result, but your
greater wrestling experience got you the victory. We will simply have to
learn from that loss and become harder to beat.

Conan nods

KULL: Second of all, Blood Alliance. Do not think us an easy fight just
because our debut match did not go like we planned. We intend to fix our
record a bit once we meet you, adding a victory to it. You only
underestimate a barbarian once. That is all it will take to bring your
end upon you. Call this a fair warning. The Barbarians intend to go to
the top of the NCWF, no matter how long it may take. Blood Alliance, get
ready for more than a battle. Get ready for a war inside the squared circle.

Conan nods

(they both turn and go back to working out, Barbarian style)


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I wrote that and it is utterly, completely, totally and irredeemably boring and without personality whatsoever. I mean, it's not even the good sort of wrestlecrap that has you in stitches gasping for air because of the unintentional funny. It's just bad. Bad. BAD. Nevermind the names which... Yeah. I should just be very ashamed of that.

By the way... They won the match with that one. Tells you something about their opponents, don't it?

And the guy who spends the entire segment just nodding? That's the guy I eventually turned into Danny Chayne for those few who may remember him. :)
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MatFindlay
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Was just reading through this thread... And I saw someone was wrong on the Internet, so I had to do something.

J.W. Hardin the e-wrestler was not a rip off of the gunfighter. J.W. Hardin wasn't his full name. It was J.W. Hardin IV. He was supposed to be a descendant of the guy. Steve had written that the original J.W. Hardin had killed a Native American shaman and the guy cursed him with his dying breath. Every first born male of the line would be cursed to a live of misery and violence, which you could say came true.

As for who stunk... There was a guy in the IIWF who was apparently a carbon copy of a real wrestler from Australia. Same look, same move set, and I believe it was the same name... But because very few of us were familiar with Australian wrestling, none of us realized it. Wug ended up telling me about it, and I've seen videos of the guy. I want to say it was Robski, but for some reason, I don't think that's who it was. EDIT: It was Mr. Damage. Apologies to Robski's handler.

The IIWF had some horrible characters in the beginning. Like Flare. Blond guy, rich, liked titles, and headed the Four Horsemen. And Fisto Flash. He had a metal fist.

You know who else sucks? Buse. Because everyone keeps saying so.
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