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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,054 Views)
StevieScott
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I know. I'm just giving everyone a point of reference as to how bad Neige 13 actually was.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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Triple C
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You are as inane as you are incomprehensible! Congrats on getting everything wrong as I can only imagine the level of the bitch-slaps I must've been giving you on a weekly basis to be somewhere between meteoric and divine. May your sleep continue to be filled with nightmares of resentment for my talent.

It would behoove you to purchase a thesorus so that you could look up the words you are emplying, as I fear you have no idea what stereotype means. That and you need to learn new words other than "mound of shit". So again, congratulations: you are a complete failure as a writer!
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BlackieX
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The Father of Knives
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Hey bubble boy?

If you have to tell me how great you are?

Then you aren't.

Nothing you say will change that. Nothing.

Now go get your fucking shinebox, junior, because we're done talking.
You learn by pleasure, and you learn by pain.
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Triple C
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I apologize! I apologize immensely. Except to Buse the douche. It's just that I can't get an interview at Toyfair to save my life and we're all out of pudding cups and it is stressing me out beyond all comprehension. This has seriously been the worst week any human being has ever had to endure, and I deeply regret my overreacting and have seen the error of my ways! I hope that you all forgive me, again, except for Buse, who is just a big gay cowboy douche. And StevieScott because Brokeback Mountain had to have two cowboys in it.

Edit: Please close this thread now. I don't want to cause any more trouble. Please.
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Robfathah
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Triple C,Apr 5 2006
05:57 PM

Edit: Please close this thread now. I don't want to cause any more trouble. Please.

You have to start causing trouble in order to stop, kiddo.
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BlackieX
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Give it up, Rob- you're already pwned.

Now go get your thesorus, and while you're at it, grab a dikshinary and maybe an ensiclopedya, and learn to rite, you moorawn.
You learn by pleasure, and you learn by pain.
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HackVW
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Some of the worst I can remember:

Doc Toxic
"Breakfast" Bobby Toast
Valtharius the Mad
Billy Higgins
Sinister
Rembrandt
"Tiger" Tong Po

And there was once a tag team in GLCW, The Bad Boys, whose handler was this 14 year old kid from Germany who actually scanned a copy of his signature and e-mailed it to me with his application for the "Please don't take this too seriously and a cause a lot of problems" clause I put in at the end of the app.
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Walls
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I despised Sinister and never understood the push he got at all.

No one has brought up Tim Joseph and his mom and then Joseph under the "White Dragon" mask?

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Buse
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Sure, I might fuck a man in the ass. Sure, I might get lubed up and give reach around's all night long wearing nothing but leather chaps and a cowboy hat. But in the end, sport?

I still didn't create Neige 13 or Madrock. Which will always make you twice the fag as me.

Buse

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BlackieX
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Shit, you're doing reacharounds now, Chris?

Man, and to think I said you'd never show any class...
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ratrangerm
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I wasn't gonna comment on this Madrock deal, but one things I noticed on the app, in plain view for everyone to see at Rip City Wrestling's website, is one of Madrock's strengths.

"Loud: THE loudest performer in sports entertainment today"

So does this mean he can shout at an opponent until he submits?

If so, that's easy to counter... tape his mouth shut.
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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ElNietoDelRickJames
Jerry
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Worst characters... hmmm



Ezekiel Craven
Zero Gravity
Madrock
Lord Lamb
Third Degree
St Nick
Purple Passion



Im sure Im missing a bunch others....
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StevieScott
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HackVW,Apr 5 2006
06:32 PM
Some of the worst I can remember:

Billy Higgins

Worst? Higgins was brilliant, you razor pigger.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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StygianSmileyFace
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Triple C,Apr 5 2006
05:43 PM
It would behoove you to purchase a thesorus so that you could look up the words you are emplying, as I fear you have no idea what stereotype means. That and you need to learn new words other than "mound of shit". So again, congratulations: you are a complete failure as a writer!

For the record? Blackie has actually had documents he has written used in the professional arena. I'm sure he would mention that, but he enjoys using the text format to eviscerate you much more.

And am I the only one getting images of the fat guy from Princess Bride from this guy?
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StygianSmileyFace
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HackVW,Apr 5 2006
06:32 PM
Some of the worst I can remember:

Doc Toxic
"Breakfast" Bobby Toast
Valtharius the Mad
Billy Higgins
Sinister
Rembrandt
"Tiger" Tong Po

And there was once a tag team in GLCW, The Bad Boys, whose handler was this 14 year old kid from Germany who actually scanned a copy of his signature and e-mailed it to me with his application for the "Please don't take this too seriously and a cause a lot of problems" clause I put in at the end of the app.

I wouldn't say Doc Toxic was "bad". Guy could write, he was just stuck in a crappy gimmick that was a weird combination of Doc Savage and the Toxic Avenger.

Valthuras the Mad, on the other hand, ate jobbers and crapped out the bones. This made the Interweb E-wrestling Jebus cry.


And didn't Tiger Tong Po beat Blackie?

*hides*
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THW Saturday Night Slammasters!
May 13th, 9PM
All your favorite THW stars! Plus,
KING OF THE HILL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
DOZER vs. "THE BLACK PRINCE OF WRESTLING" EDWARD CAIN
THE HANGMAN CHALLENGE RETURNS!
IVAN BAINES faces the wrath of the Championship Committee
THE REVERED JASPER DANE SPEAKS!
All this... AND MORE!
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