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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,052 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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And I suppose the hentai tentacle rape avatars I usually use would be appropriate. :(

Besides, images of love help rinse your eyes after reading something like Madrock. :lol:

Terry
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EDIT: There...Pistol Opera. Inoffensive quasi-lesbian japanese surrealism.
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guzzdude
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Hopper/Gorilla/Cage were all three pretty bad...especially Cage.

My former GPW pals will remember these guys:

"Ravishing" Ric Studd
"Playboy" Ric Donovan
Furious Steele (whose handler was actually a cool guy)
The Zinmaster

And the worst of 'em all:
"American Rage" Chris Page


Ahhh the memories... It should be noted that the greatness of GPW would live on through the carbon copy of Team Ego in GPW otherwise known as... Ego MAX. I'm joking of course, I actually really dug that name.

The only other ridiculous GPW character I can think off off hand was T'Chamunga and the Brass Knux Title division as a whole.

Guzz
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Picky
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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StygianSmileyFace,Apr 6 2006
08:09 AM
I wouldn't say Doc Toxic was "bad". Guy could write, he was just stuck in a crappy gimmick that was a weird combination of Doc Savage and the Toxic Avenger.

Ben liked bad 80s gimmicks and stuck with them. He was definitely more fun to bs with than most of the e-w handlers I have encountered.
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Picky,Apr 9 2006
10:24 AM
StygianSmileyFace,Apr 6 2006
08:09 AM
I wouldn't say Doc Toxic was "bad". Guy could write, he was just stuck in a crappy gimmick that was a weird combination of Doc Savage and the Toxic Avenger.

Ben liked bad 80s gimmicks and stuck with them. He was definitely more fun to bs with than most of the e-w handlers I have encountered.

Bad '80s gimmicks are fun. You should all try one sometime.


Jeremy S.
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Billy Higgins
Most of the one-hit wonders I created
Raekwon
The Rza
The Gza
Sabin Figaro

That's really all I can think of at this point in time.

As far as pure and utter e-wrestle crap? KCW, baby.
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StygianSmileyFace
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When I first started doing this, Sabin Figaro was actually considered like... The Man in E-wrestling.

Times change.
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StygianSmileyFace,Apr 17 2006
11:22 AM
When I first started doing this, Sabin Figaro was actually considered like... The Man in E-wrestling.

Times change.

I guess that was because back in '96, when simmed feds were still the majority, Figaro was a participant in about 50 of them.

Everybody knew him and the standards of suckitude varied wildly from today.
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StygianSmileyFace
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This is true Tommy.

This is also how Bishop got to be big.


So, where is Otto? :)
Texas Heritage Wrestling! In Association with the SPIKE TV network presents...

THW Saturday Night Slammasters!
May 13th, 9PM
All your favorite THW stars! Plus,
KING OF THE HILL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
DOZER vs. "THE BLACK PRINCE OF WRESTLING" EDWARD CAIN
THE HANGMAN CHALLENGE RETURNS!
IVAN BAINES faces the wrath of the Championship Committee
THE REVERED JASPER DANE SPEAKS!
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Herr Tommy
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StygianSmileyFace,Apr 17 2006
12:22 PM

So, where is Otto? :)

Enjoying retirement somewhere on one of the beautiful German islands.

(It may not be Hawaii but Otto will always support home commerce.) :D
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StygianSmileyFace
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Otto should so come out of retirement... Say in....

Texas Heritage Wrestling! *SCHILL!SCHILL!SCHILL!*
Texas Heritage Wrestling! In Association with the SPIKE TV network presents...

THW Saturday Night Slammasters!
May 13th, 9PM
All your favorite THW stars! Plus,
KING OF THE HILL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!
DOZER vs. "THE BLACK PRINCE OF WRESTLING" EDWARD CAIN
THE HANGMAN CHALLENGE RETURNS!
IVAN BAINES faces the wrath of the Championship Committee
THE REVERED JASPER DANE SPEAKS!
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StygianSmileyFace,Apr 19 2006
08:22 AM
Otto should so come out of retirement... Say in....

Texas Heritage Wrestling! *SCHILL!SCHILL!SCHILL!*

Shill, baby, shill!

And gutentag, Tommy. Long time no talk. :)

Hell, you don't even know I invade your continent for 6 months of the year these days, do you?
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BlackieX,Apr 19 2006
08:56 AM
Hell, you don't even know I invade your continent for 6 months of the year these days, do you?

That would explain the omens of evil I have seen all over Europe. ;)
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El Dandy,Apr 17 2006
01:12 AM

Raekwon

*spits*

hahahahahaha




And KCW ruled.
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BlackieX,Apr 19 2006
08:56 AM
Hell, you don't even know I invade your continent for 6 months of the year these days, do you?

That would explain the omens of evil I have seen all over Europe. ;)

They're not "omens of evil," they're... alternative symbols of friendship!
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