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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,051 Views)
Frank
Dusty Gonzogas
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You saw Silent Hill too?

-Frank
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RanmaSolo
Sick Bastard
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Banewolf,Apr 4 2006
03:54 PM
Moira Faith

Seriously, it takes a special kind of shit to write a "flash" that involves just stitching your damn eyelid shut. Stick to cutting yourself if you want to be a psycho angst whore, mmmmmkay?

See. No one told me we were supposed to write about our selves. Shit. Fuck. Shit. All my characters suck! I better make them all lazy dudes without jobs who sit at the computer most of the day. :( That's no fun... I thought this was fiction... with stories... and fake shit... Oh well.

Here's a serious question though, is that the only part of Moira's story you read? Cause if so, yeah, it probably didn't make sense. And if it wasn't, well, fuck if I really care.

And though I haven't heard of most of these characters, Neige 13 wins this thread, easily. The whole anime mystical ninja martial arts move set was really just the wrong way to go in e-wrestling. I have to say he wasn't the worst writer that I've read though, by far. Don't ever try and find anything about Jared "The Cow Man"... Ever. For your own good.

Oh, and before I go, The Rebel was a God awful writer AND character too.

-Mike
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RanmaSolo
Sick Bastard
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Oh! I can't believe I forgot Jonathan Downs. Who was married to Erin who's twin sister was "Evil" and who plotted with Jon's "Evil" multiple personality Sparky Downs to get rid of Erin and Jonathan for good.

-Mike
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BlackieX
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The Father of Knives
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RanmaSolo,Apr 24 2006
05:47 PM
See. No one told me we were supposed to write about our selves. Shit. Fuck. Shit. All my characters suck! I better make them all lazy dudes without jobs who sit at the computer most of the day. :( That's no fun... I thought this was fiction... with stories... and fake shit... Oh well.

No, NO, NO!

You're supposed to sit around and come up with a single catchphrase, and milk it for all its worth, and try to cleverly imitate some WWE tard as closely as possible under a different name!

And don't forget lots of Dean Cane appearances. LOTS of Dean Cane appearances.*



*No, I don't mean Dean Cain. Honest.
You learn by pleasure, and you learn by pain.
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StevieScott
...EVEN CHILDREN!
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And Wesley Snipps.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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StygianSmileyFace
Sir Loin
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BlackieX,Apr 24 2006
06:16 PM
You're supposed to sit around and come up with a single catchphrase, and milk it for all its worth, and try to cleverly imitate some WWE tard as closely as possible under a different name!

Whoo, good thing I have more than one catchphrase.
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Herr Tommy
The Wwwyzzerdd
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Josie Hendrix.

A 16-year old bisexual girl who killed a random street thug with a heart punch in her RP for the Master of the Ring VII final. Her manager was the "real" Rickson Gracie.

Her handler, Brandon Harwell, started a massive whinefest on RSPWF back in 2003 when she was eliminated from the tournament.

I just reread some of this in the Google-archives. Those were the days.
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JeremyS
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Herr Tommy,May 12 2006
04:15 AM


A 16-year old bisexual girl who killed a random street thug with a heart punch in her RP for the Master of the Ring VII final.

I'm neither 16 years old, bisexual, or a girl, but I kill random street thugs with heart punches all the time. Isn't that what random street thugs are there for?

Also, I think that number may be wrong, because I believe MOTR VII was the one Doc Holliday won by easily defeating Luke Kinsey. I guess I'd better look it up.

[looks it up]

Oh, no, that was VI. VII was the rematch that Doc also won but they... uhhh... used trick photography to make it look like Kinsey almost sorta won. Yeah, that's it.


Jeremy S.
(takes any opportunity to prolong the eternal debate)
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StevieScott
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Right, MOTR VII had incredibly crackhead Nick Demola booking. Why? Because Luke Kinsey would never be able to beat Stevie Scott.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
children.
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Psicopa
Jiggle Billy
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Kyle Backwood
Madrock the whatever
Tommy Lionheart
All members of PoE
Ronnie D
Psicopa
Ktulu

There's mine. Doesn't really matter what anyone else thinks of it, but I'm sure I just digged up the ants beneat the rocks.

Buser


Ya... stupid me trying to add a bit of humor to a hobby that takes itself way too seriously. Guess I shoulda gone the angry redneck way too, huh? You go on hating Psi, hopefully SOME people will have some fond memories of him, I know I do. After being so far removed from the hobby, it really is interesting to come back and see your arrogance - "digged up the ants beneat the rocks", huh? Nice. You're all class.

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That's not a quirky sidekick, that's a fuckin' monkey. A MONKEY!

And nothing associated with Pablo O'Connor/Senor Cloak was ever good.

_NOTHING._

Biz $


Yes, a monkey. And thank you... I enjoyed the Cardinal Conspiracy Feud. I find it a little strange how some people seem to completely reject anything slightly weird or whatever in a fantasy game. Oh well. Don't mind me, I'm still retired and I won't post again, so flame away if you want.
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BizMoney
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Psicopa,May 26 2006
12:18 AM


Yes, a monkey.  And thank you... I enjoyed the Cardinal Conspiracy Feud.  I find it a little strange how some people seem to completely reject anything slightly weird or whatever in a fantasy game.  Oh well.  Don't mind me, I'm still retired and I won't post again, so flame away if you want.

I hope you don't think I was slagging you, Nick, as I thought Psicopa was a pretty good babyface; just didn't dig the monkey aspect.

And I'm a big proponent of weird stuff in e-w, but Pablo/Cloak... just not my cup of tea.
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guerrilawarfare
Wayne "The Brain" MacLane
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Neige Thirteen
Josie Hendrix

Worst characters on the face of the internet.
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Neige
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Hey Drew, how is bloody HOTFOOT doing? Yeah, HOTFOOT, that was a hoot! I rocked your little GSIW (best RPs I made, honestly), and you can catch more Neige-inspired greatness in the ICWF with my newest star: SPOOKY DOOM! Anyone else wants to comment? See what I did with Blue and Buse's stupid Russian gimmicks in the UCW with my own Russian character!

Dearly hoping you grow a sense of originality,

His Neigeness.
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guerrilawarfare
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Never used "Hotfoot".. But I did make up a character with that nickname. Uhm.. Neige didn't rock shit, all you did was bitch and complain because I wouldn't let you blow up smoke, and turn into like 10 stupid ninjas. You also lost quite a lot and went on a little tirade on RSPWF because I wouldn't respond to your little bitch boy emails. That character is awful, and I hope you don't use it anymore.
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OldSCWBooker
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So how many people on this thread were actually in GPW (Global Pro Wrestling)? How many of you were actually in the league that became GPW? When did you start getting involved in e-Wrestling and what were the three leagues you were most active in?
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