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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| Frank | Apr 22 2006, 05:18 AM Post #76 |
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Dusty Gonzogas
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You saw Silent Hill too? -Frank |
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| RanmaSolo | Apr 24 2006, 05:47 PM Post #77 |
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Sick Bastard
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See. No one told me we were supposed to write about our selves. Shit. Fuck. Shit. All my characters suck! I better make them all lazy dudes without jobs who sit at the computer most of the day. That's no fun... I thought this was fiction... with stories... and fake shit... Oh well.Here's a serious question though, is that the only part of Moira's story you read? Cause if so, yeah, it probably didn't make sense. And if it wasn't, well, fuck if I really care. And though I haven't heard of most of these characters, Neige 13 wins this thread, easily. The whole anime mystical ninja martial arts move set was really just the wrong way to go in e-wrestling. I have to say he wasn't the worst writer that I've read though, by far. Don't ever try and find anything about Jared "The Cow Man"... Ever. For your own good. Oh, and before I go, The Rebel was a God awful writer AND character too. -Mike |
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| RanmaSolo | Apr 24 2006, 05:54 PM Post #78 |
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Sick Bastard
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Oh! I can't believe I forgot Jonathan Downs. Who was married to Erin who's twin sister was "Evil" and who plotted with Jon's "Evil" multiple personality Sparky Downs to get rid of Erin and Jonathan for good. -Mike |
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| BlackieX | Apr 24 2006, 06:16 PM Post #79 |
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The Father of Knives
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No, NO, NO! You're supposed to sit around and come up with a single catchphrase, and milk it for all its worth, and try to cleverly imitate some WWE tard as closely as possible under a different name! And don't forget lots of Dean Cane appearances. LOTS of Dean Cane appearances.* *No, I don't mean Dean Cain. Honest. |
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| StevieScott | Apr 25 2006, 07:38 AM Post #80 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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And Wesley Snipps. |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| StygianSmileyFace | Apr 25 2006, 08:07 AM Post #81 |
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Sir Loin
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Whoo, good thing I have more than one catchphrase. |
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| Herr Tommy | May 12 2006, 04:15 AM Post #82 |
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The Wwwyzzerdd
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Josie Hendrix. A 16-year old bisexual girl who killed a random street thug with a heart punch in her RP for the Master of the Ring VII final. Her manager was the "real" Rickson Gracie. Her handler, Brandon Harwell, started a massive whinefest on RSPWF back in 2003 when she was eliminated from the tournament. I just reread some of this in the Google-archives. Those were the days. |
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| JeremyS | May 12 2006, 07:44 AM Post #83 |
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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I'm neither 16 years old, bisexual, or a girl, but I kill random street thugs with heart punches all the time. Isn't that what random street thugs are there for? Also, I think that number may be wrong, because I believe MOTR VII was the one Doc Holliday won by easily defeating Luke Kinsey. I guess I'd better look it up. [looks it up] Oh, no, that was VI. VII was the rematch that Doc also won but they... uhhh... used trick photography to make it look like Kinsey almost sorta won. Yeah, that's it. Jeremy S. (takes any opportunity to prolong the eternal debate) |
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| StevieScott | May 12 2006, 09:58 AM Post #84 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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Right, MOTR VII had incredibly crackhead Nick Demola booking. Why? Because Luke Kinsey would never be able to beat Stevie Scott. |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| Psicopa | May 26 2006, 12:18 AM Post #85 |
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Jiggle Billy
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Ya... stupid me trying to add a bit of humor to a hobby that takes itself way too seriously. Guess I shoulda gone the angry redneck way too, huh? You go on hating Psi, hopefully SOME people will have some fond memories of him, I know I do. After being so far removed from the hobby, it really is interesting to come back and see your arrogance - "digged up the ants beneat the rocks", huh? Nice. You're all class.
Yes, a monkey. And thank you... I enjoyed the Cardinal Conspiracy Feud. I find it a little strange how some people seem to completely reject anything slightly weird or whatever in a fantasy game. Oh well. Don't mind me, I'm still retired and I won't post again, so flame away if you want. |
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| BizMoney | May 26 2006, 07:18 PM Post #86 |
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The Mighty Shooter
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I hope you don't think I was slagging you, Nick, as I thought Psicopa was a pretty good babyface; just didn't dig the monkey aspect. And I'm a big proponent of weird stuff in e-w, but Pablo/Cloak... just not my cup of tea. |
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| guerrilawarfare | Jan 11 2007, 11:18 PM Post #87 |
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Wayne "The Brain" MacLane
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Neige Thirteen Josie Hendrix Worst characters on the face of the internet. |
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| Neige | Jan 12 2007, 10:38 AM Post #88 |
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Hey Drew, how is bloody HOTFOOT doing? Yeah, HOTFOOT, that was a hoot! I rocked your little GSIW (best RPs I made, honestly), and you can catch more Neige-inspired greatness in the ICWF with my newest star: SPOOKY DOOM! Anyone else wants to comment? See what I did with Blue and Buse's stupid Russian gimmicks in the UCW with my own Russian character! Dearly hoping you grow a sense of originality, His Neigeness. |
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| guerrilawarfare | Jan 12 2007, 03:38 PM Post #89 |
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Wayne "The Brain" MacLane
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Never used "Hotfoot".. But I did make up a character with that nickname. Uhm.. Neige didn't rock shit, all you did was bitch and complain because I wouldn't let you blow up smoke, and turn into like 10 stupid ninjas. You also lost quite a lot and went on a little tirade on RSPWF because I wouldn't respond to your little bitch boy emails. That character is awful, and I hope you don't use it anymore. |
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| OldSCWBooker | Jan 24 2007, 01:05 PM Post #90 |
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Oglethorpe
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So how many people on this thread were actually in GPW (Global Pro Wrestling)? How many of you were actually in the league that became GPW? When did you start getting involved in e-Wrestling and what were the three leagues you were most active in? |
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That's no fun... I thought this was fiction... with stories... and fake shit... Oh well.

9:37 AM Jul 11