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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,050 Views)
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I was in GPW!
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Alright -- well who exactly were you in GPW. Who did you handle? How did you hear about GPW and who did you wind up doing after it?
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Wow, so many to choose from. I think the worst characters by far have to be:

Psicopa
November
Niege 13
Gremlin
Any character with the tired ass redneck schtick. I mean, there's only 42.2323 trillion of them. None of them original.
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Wow, so many to choose from. I think the worst characters by far have to be:

Psicopa
November
Niege 13
Gremlin
Any character with the tired ass redneck schtick. I mean, there's only 42.2323 trillion of them. None of them original.

Hrm, someone's bitter...
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

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Juan Vasquez
Edwin Lopez
Kendrick Lane

Abominations, one and all. I don't think there was ever a single redeeming aspect of any single one of those characters. And their handler? A total asshat.

Terry
Handler of Dawson Dupree
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Who's Juan Vasquez? What the hell? Write about someone we know so we can laugh along with you, alright?

I would point out one of my characters here, but they too suffered from manic jobberitis throughout their careers, and so have been forgotten in the sands of three weeks time.

-Frank
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blibblab,Feb 4 2007
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Guest,Feb 4 2007
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Wow, so many to choose from. I think the worst characters by far have to be:

Psicopa
November
Niege 13
Gremlin
Any character with the tired ass redneck schtick. I mean, there's only 42.2323 trillion of them. None of them original.

Hrm, someone's bitter...

? That's a very serious reply I gave there, pal. That list is also hard to argue with considering 90% of the people that replied here had a list somewhat similar. But let me guess, you loved all of the "bawh" "son" "m'ah" etc... speaking redneck characters? Of which there was 5,000. None of which were original. Post-Brody Thunder the whole 'redneck schtick' lost it's appeal. How cookie cutter characters like that continued to be pushed in quote-unquote, "big feds" is beyond me. They were boring, unoriginal and quite frankly played out.

But keep on defending your lover from Texan as that's obviously why you made this reply.
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Now, now...Brody Thunder was from Arizona. He wasn't really a redneck.

And before him was JW Hardin, so get your e-w history right before you start throwing around the insults. If you're going to be insulting, then you might as well be accurate as well.

Besides, Eddie Jacobs was the aces, boss.

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blibblab,Feb 4 2007
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Guest,Feb 4 2007
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Wow, so many to choose from. I think the worst characters by far have to be:

Psicopa
November
Niege 13
Gremlin
Any character with the tired ass redneck schtick. I mean, there's only 42.2323 trillion of them. None of them original.

Hrm, someone's bitter...

? That's a very serious reply I gave there, pal. That list is also hard to argue with considering 90% of the people that replied here had a list somewhat similar. But let me guess, you loved all of the "bawh" "son" "m'ah" etc... speaking redneck characters? Of which there was 5,000. None of which were original. Post-Brody Thunder the whole 'redneck schtick' lost it's appeal. How cookie cutter characters like that continued to be pushed in quote-unquote, "big feds" is beyond me. They were boring, unoriginal and quite frankly played out.

But keep on defending your lover from Texan as that's obviously why you made this reply.

Um... sure, assume that I was addressing the cowboy gimmick. Not that lumping Neige 13 with the Gremlin (or even November) would be what I'm basing my correct assessment that your a bitter, little man that - for some reason beyond anyone - is angry at a little hobby. Again, who are you?
If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson
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blibblab,Feb 7 2007
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Wow, so many to choose from. I think the worst characters by far have to be:

Psicopa
November
Niege 13
Gremlin
Any character with the tired ass redneck schtick. I mean, there's only 42.2323 trillion of them. None of them original.

Hrm, someone's bitter...

? That's a very serious reply I gave there, pal. That list is also hard to argue with considering 90% of the people that replied here had a list somewhat similar. But let me guess, you loved all of the "bawh" "son" "m'ah" etc... speaking redneck characters? Of which there was 5,000. None of which were original. Post-Brody Thunder the whole 'redneck schtick' lost it's appeal. How cookie cutter characters like that continued to be pushed in quote-unquote, "big feds" is beyond me. They were boring, unoriginal and quite frankly played out.

But keep on defending your lover from Texan as that's obviously why you made this reply.

Um... sure, assume that I was addressing the cowboy gimmick. Not that lumping Neige 13 with the Gremlin (or even November) would be what I'm basing my correct assessment that your a bitter, little man that - for some reason beyond anyone - is angry at a little hobby. Again, who are you?

Hey, if he doesn't reveal his/her/its identity, I'm claiming ownership for all this wackiness.

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My redneck character nailed dislodged, free floating scroti to a saloon door. Name one other redneck cowboy who did that, huh? HUH? Can ya', ya' gawd-dammned, horn-swagglin', cum-guzzlin', deep-frahd, cankah-sword, mout'-jabb'rin', cock-eyed, snaggl'-toot', crah'mah'nitt'luh var'mnt.

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Guest,Feb 7 2007
06:51 PM
Now, now...Brody Thunder was from Arizona. He wasn't really a redneck.

And before him was JW Hardin, so get your e-w history right before you start throwing around the insults. If you're going to be insulting, then you might as well be accurate as well.

Besides, Eddie Jacobs was the aces, boss.

Nice try, shortcakes. Brody Thunder was modeled after the movie Tombstone. More specifically, Kurt Russell/Wyatt Earp and the get even more specific, he got his name from the "You called down the thunder, well, now you've got it." Brody Thunder was a redneck. If not an outright redneck he was at least a cowboy type that use the whole 'mah' 'bawh' and so forth lines. Characters like that were a dime a fucking dozen. Much like the Shawn Michaels rip offs. So go ahead and throw those down on my list, too.
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Now, now...Brody Thunder was from Arizona. He wasn't really a redneck.

And before him was JW Hardin, so get your e-w history right before you start throwing around the insults. If you're going to be insulting, then you might as well be accurate as well.

Besides, Eddie Jacobs was the aces, boss.

Nice try, shortcakes. Brody Thunder was modeled after the movie Tombstone. More specifically, Kurt Russell/Wyatt Earp and the get even more specific, he got his name from the "You called down the thunder, well, now you've got it." Brody Thunder was a redneck. If not an outright redneck he was at least a cowboy type that use the whole 'mah' 'bawh' and so forth lines. Characters like that were a dime a fucking dozen. Much like the Shawn Michaels rip offs. So go ahead and throw those down on my list, too.

Don't think you can swing your fuckin' e-w cock at me, dipshit. I know e-w history just fine. Just because you were most likely one of the millions of dark e-w goth fag characters doesn't mean you should be bitter at the other cookie-cutter gimmicks that were more successful than any shit you spewed out.
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blibblab,Feb 7 2007
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Wow, so many to choose from. I think the worst characters by far have to be:

Psicopa
November
Niege 13
Gremlin
Any character with the tired ass redneck schtick. I mean, there's only 42.2323 trillion of them. None of them original.

Hrm, someone's bitter...

? That's a very serious reply I gave there, pal. That list is also hard to argue with considering 90% of the people that replied here had a list somewhat similar. But let me guess, you loved all of the "bawh" "son" "m'ah" etc... speaking redneck characters? Of which there was 5,000. None of which were original. Post-Brody Thunder the whole 'redneck schtick' lost it's appeal. How cookie cutter characters like that continued to be pushed in quote-unquote, "big feds" is beyond me. They were boring, unoriginal and quite frankly played out.

But keep on defending your lover from Texan as that's obviously why you made this reply.

Um... sure, assume that I was addressing the cowboy gimmick. Not that lumping Neige 13 with the Gremlin (or even November) would be what I'm basing my correct assessment that your a bitter, little man that - for some reason beyond anyone - is angry at a little hobby. Again, who are you?

I wasn't aware that a "worst of" list had to include only characters on the exact same level. No matter the varying degrees of sucktitude, all of the characters I listed were absolutely horrible. Niege 13 is horrible but I was winding down in the hobby when he came around. Or, at least when he was a blip on the radar from where I was sitting. I saw enough to know he was horrible but that's it. I got heavy doses of the rest and they all, without question, sucked.
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Guest,Feb 8 2007
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Now, now...Brody Thunder was from Arizona. He wasn't really a redneck.

And before him was JW Hardin, so get your e-w history right before you start throwing around the insults. If you're going to be insulting, then you might as well be accurate as well.

Besides, Eddie Jacobs was the aces, boss.

Nice try, shortcakes. Brody Thunder was modeled after the movie Tombstone. More specifically, Kurt Russell/Wyatt Earp and the get even more specific, he got his name from the "You called down the thunder, well, now you've got it." Brody Thunder was a redneck. If not an outright redneck he was at least a cowboy type that use the whole 'mah' 'bawh' and so forth lines. Characters like that were a dime a fucking dozen. Much like the Shawn Michaels rip offs. So go ahead and throw those down on my list, too.

Don't think you can swing your fuckin' e-w cock at me, dipshit. I know e-w history just fine. Just because you were most likely one of the millions of dark e-w goth fag characters doesn't mean you should be bitter at the other cookie-cutter gimmicks that were more successful than any shit you spewed out.

Ok, you know everything there is to know about e-w history. Kudos to you, fine sir. Hope that goes well for you when you throw it down on a job application. Meanwhile, my response stands. Brody Thunder _was_ a redneck character. Go read up on your IIWF and SCRA archives you probably have cataloged on a DVD-R somewhere.
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