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| E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list! | |
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| Guest | Feb 8 2007, 01:27 PM Post #106 |
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Shows what you know. They're saved on my harddrive! Ha! In yo' face! |
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| FrankDemola | Feb 8 2007, 10:18 PM Post #107 |
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There's digital sperm squirming in my eyes. If only my tongue could reach that far, I'd savor the sweet, sweet juices. -Frank <]:*| I think the same person is starting to post arguments against himself. |
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| StevieScott | Feb 9 2007, 09:02 PM Post #108 |
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...EVEN CHILDREN!
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Wow, the thought of GPW brings me out of the shadows for one post, at least. Yes sir, I was in GPW. The most timely fed ever. Run by a crackhead booking dictator, but on time nonetheless. |
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"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even children. | |
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| Griff | Feb 11 2007, 02:07 AM Post #109 |
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Merle
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What's wrong with crack? |
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| guzzdude | Feb 11 2007, 03:37 AM Post #110 |
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Martin Luther King, Jr
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Guzz, Eugene Robinson, at the time I can't remember... most recently this completely random girl that is a friend of someone I work with. Guzz |
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| Guest | Feb 13 2007, 02:02 PM Post #111 |
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Whatta liar. We all know Guzz doesn't work! :lol: Terry |
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| guzzdude | Feb 14 2007, 12:39 AM Post #112 |
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Martin Luther King, Jr
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That's partially true. I am semi-retired at the young age of 25.... but without the great social security and benefit package. Guzz |
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| KillDevilHillsGiant | Feb 16 2007, 12:39 AM Post #113 |
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I guess I'm well overdue to mention names in this thread, so here it goes.. 10 to 1, i being the single shittiest character I've ever had the displeasure to read. 10. Ketsu Bayushi [KCW] - Yeah, we all know what his name means by now, which says pretty much everything you need to know about this character. 9. Valtharius the Mad [Various] - It was like reading Corky from Life Goes On on the mic. Whether intentionally bad or not, he still blew monkey dick. 8. Victor V. Hill [NEW] - I've seen better dialogue strung along a bowl of Alpha Bits cereal. 7. Sushi Tsunami [NEO] - A gimmick straight from the Vince McMahon collection of typecasting foreigners. 6. Gigantor - Wow, yeah, wow. He growled and stuff. 5. Creed - I distinguish this Creed from any others as the one who chokelsammed, I believe, an antelope. 4. "Vile" Vince Viper - The only thing vile about this character is being forced to read his crap and then seeing him go over yet another credible character. This guy is the epitome of "overachiever for no fucking reason". 3. Simon Prime [NEW] - I hope this character developed the HIV and got the AIDS and passed it on to his handler. Yup, I said it. 2. Kyle Backwood [UWF] - I like Dave so I'll be nice and say this character only sucked a ton of cock n' balls. 1. Eddie Jacobs [NEW, RCW, EMWC] - The single worst character in the history of e-wrestling! An indecipherable asshat run by a handler with such a huge chip on his shoulder that he'd have Jacobs go by Ej so as not to be confused with Eddy fucking Jacks. What was the need? One line of dialogue could tell them apart.. one was a goofy bastard [Jacks] and the other was THE WORST CHARACTER OF ALL-TIME! He'd rehash and regurgitate every poor hillbilly/hick gimmick and stereotype in the book and then be taken back when people considered him a dime a dozen. A piece of shit. Mike G. -Look, that's my name right there! OMGLOAKFKGFG! |
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| BuseNOT MEMBER | Feb 16 2007, 01:07 AM Post #114 |
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Didn't he have some ridiculous House of Glass match or some shit and make ridiculous jokes about non-whites? |
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| Griff | Feb 16 2007, 07:33 AM Post #115 |
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But... isn't making jokes about non-whites the American way? |
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| Hopper | Feb 16 2007, 02:57 PM Post #116 |
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The Luther Burger
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worst characters.... wow.....that's tough. Johnny Bod was kind of rough to stomach. King Snake was not great, though he was good at self-promotion. never liked "The Knick Man" or Doomsday (Muldoon) Tommy Lionheart was also a tough one to read....just couldn't get into his "worship the lionheart" tag line. |
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| Hopper | Feb 16 2007, 02:59 PM Post #117 |
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The Luther Burger
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and this thread started with a mention of me too.....not sure whether to be touched or ecstatic. Guess its nice to be remembered LOL
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| JVitolo | May 13 2007, 10:55 AM Post #118 |
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If we're going by names...anything that involves the first name "Justin" and a last name involving "Sane, Credible, or anything that could be a sentence shortened to fit a name..." If we're talking quality...I was in a fed that involved a guy named Slam Jam. Take your typical 80's roid freak and dumb him down to the point where a peanut could win an IQ battle. There was another guy I had a feud with that was called...I kid you not...The Golden Boy. His background was something along the lines of a rich snob. |
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| Invader3K | May 14 2007, 08:08 AM Post #119 |
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Flargan
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I remember in the mid '90s I was in a fed called WIF (not the more famous one) and there was a character named Heavy Metal that made these really inane roleplays, which were usually only three or four lines. His whole gimmick was that he was "a big metal head." Of course, he was the fed's champion for a while... |
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| OldSchoolExpulsion | May 31 2007, 02:35 PM Post #120 |
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Sandman Superfan~!
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Let's see... how about an old character of mine, Ice-Blade? See, I was like 17 or 18 at the time, and for whatever reason was a mark for Glacier. I also played a massive amount of Mortal Kombat, and my favorite character was Sub-Zero. So, in my wacky mind I thought "Hey, it'd be cool to make a character like that!" And Ice-Blade was born, looking and coming to the ring like Sub-Zero, having the martial arts skills of Glacier. I ended up having him jump off a building and die. - Wnuk * Can't believe I just admitted that... |
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