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E-W's Worst Characters Ever; Let's make a list!
Topic Started: Apr 2 2006, 05:42 PM (20,048 Views)
Invader3K
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I can admit to having a character like that. The Assassin (yes, very original name, I know). He was in feds like XDWF and even IWF/WOW for a short bit. I basically gave him a mercenary for hire type gimmick, and had him wear an outfit similar to Deadpool in the Marvel comics. He would shoot off guns in his promos, and I eventually had him talking like Steve Austin. Yeah, he sucked, though he had some success in a couple feds, I guess. I later tweaked his gimmick so that he dropped the mask and went as "The Assassin" Scott Canyon, and was the brother of another of my characters, "Maniac" Jack Canyon (pretty convoluted, yep). Jack Canyon was a generic psychopath type who never did anything of note, at least that I recall.

I was thinking of using him as a jobber in another fed and maybe even killing him off, but that never panned out. Ah well.
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Invader3K,Apr 3 2006
07:15 AM
Christian Pietka.

Wow... I would have figured most people would have forgotten about that walking, talking STD.
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Invader3K,Jun 9 2007
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I can admit to having a character like that. The Assassin (yes, very original name, I know). He was in feds like XDWF and even IWF/WOW for a short bit. I basically gave him a mercenary for hire type gimmick, and had him wear an outfit similar to Deadpool in the Marvel comics. He would shoot off guns in his promos, and I eventually had him talking like Steve Austin. Yeah, he sucked, though he had some success in a couple feds, I guess. I later tweaked his gimmick so that he dropped the mask and went as "The Assassin" Scott Canyon, and was the brother of another of my characters, "Maniac" Jack Canyon (pretty convoluted, yep). Jack Canyon was a generic psychopath type who never did anything of note, at least that I recall.

I was thinking of using him as a jobber in another fed and maybe even killing him off, but that never panned out. Ah well. 

*groan* *rubs temple*

Speaking of things I wish could be forgotten.
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Anybody not named "Stone Cold" Charlie Brown from the old MCW.
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Well, guess I should own up to that piece of thread necromancy!
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Guest,Feb 21 2008
02:49 PM
Anybody not named "Stone Cold" Charlie Brown from the old MCW.

Really? REALLY?

Holden Fucking McGroin. MCW Franchise. Don't make me get the tupperware container out, bitch.

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Don't you have some more babies to make, son?

Hey B, how are ya and how's the little army coming along?

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This was a fun thread.
"Destruction of Hell" start playing as Mason drop the mic and exit the
ring as fans throw stuffs at him but he punch out most of the fans even
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Good read, people. Hilarious stuff.

Though I wanted to comment on the subject of cowboy characters being unoriginal. Truth is, every character is unoriginal in some way or another. We all borrow from something that inspires us when we make our characters, some idea floating around that you maybe picked up and manipulated subconsciously into whatever creation you came up with.

So, it's not exactly fair to single out the 'cowboy/redneck' characters. We're all a bunch of fucking copycats, when it comes right down to it. It's just a matter of whether or not we can turn our creations into something entertaining for the masses.

This isn't to say some of us haven't come up with something completely original. It's entirely possible. Just saying it's human nature with creative writing to borrow from other sources, even just a little, to come up with most ideas.



P.S. - J.W. Hardin was the biggest offender of stealing a gimmick/idea, for the record. At least Brody Thunder came up with an original name. J.W. Hardin was a true to life outlaw in the 1800's, same name and everything. Even wrote an autobiography about his life. Just thought it was a little amusing that he always tends to get credit as the 'first original cowboy character' and all, considering.
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Isn't the name o fthe gunfighter in Maverick (the one Mel Gibson plays around with early in the movie) named Johnny Hardin?

Dang it. Now I gotta watch it to see if I am right.
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John Wesley Hardin is one of the most feared gunfighters in the American West, widely believed to have killed 44 men in gunfights (one the infamous "shot a man for snoring too loud" incident that Time/Life Western collection narrators loved so much).

The character in the movie was supposed to be him as a young man...

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keenings,Apr 3 2006
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Apologies to Joel who's taken a lot of flak from me on this board but...

DOOMSDAY a.k.a. Jessie "The Man" Muldoon :wacko:

Worst... e-w... character... ever.

Patrickus Lurkus

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when Martinez was up against Muldoon, and he sent out this very long roleplay where Muldoon lauded all of AM's high flying and technical skills.

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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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DaveG,Aug 5 2008
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keenings,Apr 3 2006
08:46 AM
Apologies to Joel who's taken a lot of flak from me on this board but...

DOOMSDAY a.k.a. Jessie "The Man" Muldoon  :wacko:

Worst... e-w... character... ever.

Patrickus Lurkus

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when Martinez was up against Muldoon, and he sent out this very long roleplay where Muldoon lauded all of AM's high flying and technical skills.

It's that other David!
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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Picky,Aug 5 2008
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DaveG,Aug 5 2008
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keenings,Apr 3 2006
08:46 AM
Apologies to Joel who's taken a lot of flak from me on this board but...

DOOMSDAY a.k.a. Jessie "The Man" Muldoon  :wacko:

Worst... e-w... character... ever.

Patrickus Lurkus

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when Martinez was up against Muldoon, and he sent out this very long roleplay where Muldoon lauded all of AM's high flying and technical skills.

It's that other David!

Quick! Stop him!
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Now let us retreat wench, for tonight, we feast on snobbery...
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DaveG,Aug 6 2008
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Picky,Aug 5 2008
04:25 AM
DaveG,Aug 5 2008
12:15 AM
keenings,Apr 3 2006
08:46 AM
Apologies to Joel who's taken a lot of flak from me on this board but...

DOOMSDAY a.k.a. Jessie "The Man" Muldoon  :wacko:

Worst... e-w... character... ever.

Patrickus Lurkus

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when Martinez was up against Muldoon, and he sent out this very long roleplay where Muldoon lauded all of AM's high flying and technical skills.

It's that other David!

Quick! Stop him!

Maybe ask him a question about philosophy. Those guys just won't shut up if you ask them that sort of thing. ;)
Have I told you how much I loathe your continued existence today?

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