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Your Picks For Most Memorable Moments; Let's try this again!
Topic Started: Nov 18 2008, 05:33 PM (2,051 Views)
Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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MBCKyle,Jan 4 2010
01:21 PM
KliqerT,Jan 4 2010
03:55 PM
Guest,Jan 4 2010
08:05 PM
JeremyS,Jan 3 2010
11:16 PM
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-Sylhouette is assaulted on live tv by shady men, but no one really cares and no one comes to save her because the UWF apparently condones kidnapping.
-Kyle Lee becomes the new owner of the UWF. There's no witty remark after this.


Coincidence? Or should we search Lee's home to make sure there's noone tied up in the basement? :o

I've long assumed that Kyle Lee was kidnapping UWF women's wrestlers and tying them up in his basement in a misguided attempt to get over a bad relationship. I'm planning to make a movie about it called "Forgetting Amy Marshall".

So _THAT'S_ what happened to Samantha Daniels.

And Miss Miki... and Sarah Reed... and...

Whoops... did I type that out loud?

Your avatar is merely damning criminal evidence in a future criminal trial.

Protip: That's not Kermit. And we also REALLY know why MBC is banned from Texas now.
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The DeWolfe Pack
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MBCKyle,Jan 4 2010
04:23 PM
Guest,Jan 4 2010
03:05 PM
JeremyS,Jan 3 2010
11:16 PM
Quote:
 
-Sylhouette is assaulted on live tv by shady men, but no one really cares and no one comes to save her because the UWF apparently condones kidnapping.
-Kyle Lee becomes the new owner of the UWF. There's no witty remark after this.


Coincidence? Or should we search Lee's home to make sure there's noone tied up in the basement? :o

I've long assumed that Kyle Lee was kidnapping UWF women's wrestlers and tying them up in his basement in a misguided attempt to get over a bad relationship. I'm planning to make a movie about it called "Forgetting Amy Marshall".

Funny... I assumed thats what happened with John DeWolfe and the skyweight division...

The Skyweight division will always live on in my heart, and VP John DeWolfe couldn't possibly have anyone in his basement, considering his house was foreclosed after the pyramid scheme he was running blew up and he's now hiding out in an undisclosed Central American country, sipping on rum coolers and trying to pick up vacationing American co-eds.
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MBCKyle
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The Soda Dog Refreshment Squad
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 4 2010
04:26 PM
MBCKyle,Jan 4 2010
01:21 PM
KliqerT,Jan 4 2010
03:55 PM
Guest,Jan 4 2010
08:05 PM
JeremyS,Jan 3 2010
11:16 PM
Quote:
 
-Sylhouette is assaulted on live tv by shady men, but no one really cares and no one comes to save her because the UWF apparently condones kidnapping.
-Kyle Lee becomes the new owner of the UWF. There's no witty remark after this.


Coincidence? Or should we search Lee's home to make sure there's noone tied up in the basement? :o

I've long assumed that Kyle Lee was kidnapping UWF women's wrestlers and tying them up in his basement in a misguided attempt to get over a bad relationship. I'm planning to make a movie about it called "Forgetting Amy Marshall".

So _THAT'S_ what happened to Samantha Daniels.

And Miss Miki... and Sarah Reed... and...

Whoops... did I type that out loud?

Your avatar is merely damning criminal evidence in a future criminal trial.

Protip: That's not Kermit. And we also REALLY know why MBC is banned from Texas now.

Well, some people kidnap fat people, shove them down a hole, make them lose weight, kill them, skin them and wear their flesh as a suit.

Some people have kermit the frog suits.

Don't judge me.
Everything I learned about soccer, I learned from Dro.

You are to refer to Katie as "The Duchess of Der Basterdmusen" as of June 2014. She'll get angry if you don't. You've been warned.
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MBCKyle,Jan 7 2010
11:18 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 4 2010
04:26 PM
MBCKyle,Jan 4 2010
01:21 PM
KliqerT,Jan 4 2010
03:55 PM
Guest,Jan 4 2010
08:05 PM
JeremyS,Jan 3 2010
11:16 PM
Quote:
 
-Sylhouette is assaulted on live tv by shady men, but no one really cares and no one comes to save her because the UWF apparently condones kidnapping.
-Kyle Lee becomes the new owner of the UWF. There's no witty remark after this.


Coincidence? Or should we search Lee's home to make sure there's noone tied up in the basement? :o

I've long assumed that Kyle Lee was kidnapping UWF women's wrestlers and tying them up in his basement in a misguided attempt to get over a bad relationship. I'm planning to make a movie about it called "Forgetting Amy Marshall".

So _THAT'S_ what happened to Samantha Daniels.

And Miss Miki... and Sarah Reed... and...

Whoops... did I type that out loud?

Your avatar is merely damning criminal evidence in a future criminal trial.

Protip: That's not Kermit. And we also REALLY know why MBC is banned from Texas now.

Well, some people kidnap fat people, shove them down a hole, make them lose weight, kill them, skin them and wear their flesh as a suit.

Some people have kermit the frog suits.

Don't judge me.

Coincidence? Or after we rescue the captives in Kyle's basement, should we search nearby holes for Kermit's remains? :o
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ratrangerm
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JeremySatwork,Jan 7 2010
05:42 PM
MBCKyle,Jan 7 2010
11:18 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 4 2010
04:26 PM
MBCKyle,Jan 4 2010
01:21 PM
KliqerT,Jan 4 2010
03:55 PM
Guest,Jan 4 2010
08:05 PM
JeremyS,Jan 3 2010
11:16 PM
Quote:
 
-Sylhouette is assaulted on live tv by shady men, but no one really cares and no one comes to save her because the UWF apparently condones kidnapping.
-Kyle Lee becomes the new owner of the UWF. There's no witty remark after this.


Coincidence? Or should we search Lee's home to make sure there's noone tied up in the basement? :o

I've long assumed that Kyle Lee was kidnapping UWF women's wrestlers and tying them up in his basement in a misguided attempt to get over a bad relationship. I'm planning to make a movie about it called "Forgetting Amy Marshall".

So _THAT'S_ what happened to Samantha Daniels.

And Miss Miki... and Sarah Reed... and...

Whoops... did I type that out loud?

Your avatar is merely damning criminal evidence in a future criminal trial.

Protip: That's not Kermit. And we also REALLY know why MBC is banned from Texas now.

Well, some people kidnap fat people, shove them down a hole, make them lose weight, kill them, skin them and wear their flesh as a suit.

Some people have kermit the frog suits.

Don't judge me.

Coincidence? Or after we rescue the captives in Kyle's basement, should we search nearby holes for Kermit's remains? :o

Are you saying there was more to Jim Henson's death than people realized? :D
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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RedRajah
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ratrangerm,Jan 7 2010
02:38 PM
JeremySatwork,Jan 7 2010
05:42 PM
MBCKyle,Jan 7 2010
11:18 AM
Overly_Critical_Jue,Jan 4 2010
04:26 PM
MBCKyle,Jan 4 2010
01:21 PM
KliqerT,Jan 4 2010
03:55 PM
Guest,Jan 4 2010
08:05 PM
JeremyS,Jan 3 2010
11:16 PM
Quote:
 
-Sylhouette is assaulted on live tv by shady men, but no one really cares and no one comes to save her because the UWF apparently condones kidnapping.
-Kyle Lee becomes the new owner of the UWF. There's no witty remark after this.


Coincidence? Or should we search Lee's home to make sure there's noone tied up in the basement? :o

I've long assumed that Kyle Lee was kidnapping UWF women's wrestlers and tying them up in his basement in a misguided attempt to get over a bad relationship. I'm planning to make a movie about it called "Forgetting Amy Marshall".

So _THAT'S_ what happened to Samantha Daniels.

And Miss Miki... and Sarah Reed... and...

Whoops... did I type that out loud?

Your avatar is merely damning criminal evidence in a future criminal trial.

Protip: That's not Kermit. And we also REALLY know why MBC is banned from Texas now.

Well, some people kidnap fat people, shove them down a hole, make them lose weight, kill them, skin them and wear their flesh as a suit.

Some people have kermit the frog suits.

Don't judge me.

Coincidence? Or after we rescue the captives in Kyle's basement, should we search nearby holes for Kermit's remains? :o

Are you saying there was more to Jim Henson's death than people realized? :D

Gives "The Rainbow Connection" a whole new meaning... :blink:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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keenings
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RedRajah,Jan 7 2010
01:54 PM
Gives "The Rainbow Connection" a whole new meaning... :blink:

Great! Now I've gotta go scrub off my synapses... again!

You guys are, like, the worst influences... ever.

:D
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shapshift
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keenings,Jan 7 2010
10:54 PM
RedRajah,Jan 7 2010
01:54 PM
Gives "The Rainbow Connection" a whole new meaning...  :blink:

Great! Now I've gotta go scrub off my synapses... again!

You guys are, like, the worst influences... ever.

:D

Hey, no one brought up Sad Kermit, they're not all bad...


Me, on the other hand?

www.sadkermit.com

Yeah. I am that bad.
Moo.
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ratrangerm
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shapshift,Jan 8 2010
07:33 PM
keenings,Jan 7 2010
10:54 PM
RedRajah,Jan 7 2010
01:54 PM
Gives "The Rainbow Connection" a whole new meaning...  :blink:

Great! Now I've gotta go scrub off my synapses... again!

You guys are, like, the worst influences... ever.

:D

Hey, no one brought up Sad Kermit, they're not all bad...


Me, on the other hand?

www.sadkermit.com

Yeah. I am that bad.

Well, there is this:

http://www.bertisevil.tv/
"Just as I discovered the meaning of life, it changed." -- George Carlin
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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Might as well keep this updated as the year moves along...

2010

-Trey DaMann reveals the cancer was a hoax or Juan Vasquez's right fist possibly cured him. We're not really sure. Then he runs away with the Khloe Kardashian of Marshall sisters. Everyone has apparently taken it in stride and moved on, seemingly happier for it. The UWF is strange.
-Juan Vasquez brawls with Alex Epstein for 3 hours backstage, turns Brianna Landis into UWF's version of "Snooki" and then breaks Epstein's leg after breaking Corvette's driver side window. He then provides the greatest e-w stamina feat ever, as he goes on to wrestle another match approximately 10 minutes later.
-Tumaffi reveals previously unknown ninja skills~! and SNEAKS UP on Serge Annis and the crowd totally missed it.
-Eveline is kidnapped and taken to Sweden, where she showers to the point of possibly damaging her flawless complexion.
-Nikki the Cat casts Donna Tetreault out of the UWF in a live display of yandere rage. The UWF decided not to "Nice Boat" the incident.
-Miyuki Ozaki shows up, kisses Allison Chambers and then gets a really expensive entrance, but no one calls her out on it. Allison Chambers is now apparently her slave or babysitter or obsessive lesbian stalker. No one knows for sure.
-Pablo O' Connor doesn't take his wife to Sizzler or AppleBees or even Souplantation. The state of their marriage is on precarious ground.
-Gamma Ray begins a bromance with Orbit. This may or may not have spawned dozens of slash fanfics on ff.net.
-Gavin Cassel shoots tshirts into the crowd. The fans go wild.
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Flouzemaker
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Terry, your standards for "most memorable moment" are getting lower and lower with every post, lol!

Now, sure, the cancer hoax will be in there for a few people, and so would snapping Epstein's leg like it's uncooked spaghetti. I think... but Gamma Ray bonding with Orbit, Pablo not taking Stephanie to Olive Garden, or Miyuki having Ms Chambers on a leash...
Really?

P.S. You can't use the Snookie reference I had given you, as I used it as announcer banter in a match.
:whistle:
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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Amigo, I ain't anybody but Juan Vasquez!
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The reference you gave me? I gave it to you.
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RedRajah
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Should I be worried about the level of sociopathic competency Terry thinks Nikki has? :huh:
And here's where I pretend to be a writer...
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Overly_Critical_Jue
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I look at anything that happens in the women's division through Miyuki's eyes and with a sense of child-like wonderment.

Nikki's incompetence is endearing to her like a clumsy librarian character in any anime.
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Flouzemaker
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Overly_Critical_Jue,Mar 4 2010
09:59 PM
The reference you gave me? I gave it to you.

Hmm. I can't quite remember.
Anyways, I used it, lol.
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