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| ~ Duel #6 ~; Orc vs. Saruman vs. Eowyn | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 28 2011, 09:40 PM (1,973 Views) | |
| Eomer | Aug 28 2011, 11:27 PM Post #31 |
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My sister is gone. Do I have any other relatives in this game that I could make love to? |
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| Arwen | Aug 28 2011, 11:29 PM Post #32 |
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Your uncle is a host. |
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| Eomer | Aug 28 2011, 11:32 PM Post #33 |
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Really, which one? Gandalf looks nice to me. |
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| Arwen | Aug 28 2011, 11:35 PM Post #34 |
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| Eomer | Aug 28 2011, 11:39 PM Post #35 |
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Ah, the flowing blond locks.
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| Sam | Aug 28 2011, 11:56 PM Post #36 |
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Samwise the Brave
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I'm very sorry for your loss, Mr. Eomer sir. We was all pulling for Eowyn to defeat the evil forces of Mordor, we was. |
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| Eomer | Aug 28 2011, 11:57 PM Post #37 |
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Thank you Sam. We were hoping the same thing. I have lost a sister, 'tis a sad night in the hills of Rivendell. |
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| Bilbo | Aug 29 2011, 12:26 AM Post #38 |
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Off to see Círdan the Shipwright.
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Eomer, now that you cannot ravage that sweet lass, who have you set your sights on? Is it Arwen who is now left without her Aragorn and possibly looking for a new bed to hop to? |
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| Eomer | Aug 29 2011, 12:42 AM Post #39 |
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Her loins may be a bit frigid but she is the only dame left. I can try
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| Bilbo | Aug 29 2011, 12:49 AM Post #40 |
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Off to see Círdan the Shipwright.
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Lady Galadriel is remaining as well, you silly Horse-Lord, but ultimately you shall have to choose between two queens. |
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| Eomer | Aug 29 2011, 01:06 AM Post #41 |
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I don't think my slick metal helmet turns her on anymore. |
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| Galadriel | Aug 29 2011, 03:00 AM Post #42 |
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Treacherous as the Seas!
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And also your mother is a co-host:
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| Sauron | Aug 29 2011, 12:21 PM Post #43 |
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Always watching...
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Enjoy your sexual relations, Eomer. They will be some of your final memories of this world. |
| [align=center]:sauron Orc will triumph. :sauron[/align] | |
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| Eomer | Aug 29 2011, 12:43 PM Post #44 |
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what is THAT supposed to mean? |
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| Gandalf | Aug 29 2011, 12:53 PM Post #45 |
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I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.
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I agree with Orc, this is taking way too long. I think I'll just read the rules of this game out of boredom. |
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WIZARDS WHO RULE THE WORLD | |
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