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~ Duel #6 ~; Orc vs. Saruman vs. Eowyn
Topic Started: Aug 28 2011, 09:40 PM (1,973 Views)
Eomer
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Minas Tirith
My sister is gone. Do I have any other relatives in this game that I could make love to?
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Arwen
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Minas Tirith
Your uncle is a host.
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Eomer
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Minas Tirith
Really, which one?

Gandalf looks nice to me.
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Arwen
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Minas Tirith
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Eomer
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Ah, the flowing blond locks. <3
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Sam
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Samwise the Brave
I'm very sorry for your loss, Mr. Eomer sir. We was all pulling for Eowyn to defeat the evil forces of Mordor, we was.
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I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.[/align]
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Eomer
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Thank you Sam. We were hoping the same thing.

I have lost a sister, 'tis a sad night in the hills of Rivendell.
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Bilbo
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Off to see Círdan the Shipwright.
Eomer, now that you cannot ravage that sweet lass, who have you set your sights on? Is it Arwen who is now left without her Aragorn and possibly looking for a new bed to hop to?
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Eomer
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Her loins may be a bit frigid but she is the only dame left. I can try :(
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Bilbo
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Off to see Círdan the Shipwright.
Lady Galadriel is remaining as well, you silly Horse-Lord, but ultimately you shall have to choose between two queens.
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Eomer
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Minas Tirith
I don't think my slick metal helmet turns her on anymore.
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Galadriel
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Treacherous as the Seas!
Eomer,Aug 28 2011
11:27:18 PM
My sister is gone. Do I have any other relatives in this game that I could make love to?

And also your mother is a co-host:


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Sauron
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Always watching...
Enjoy your sexual relations, Eomer. They will be some of your final memories of this world.
[align=center]:sauron Orc will triumph. :sauron[/align]
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Eomer
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Minas Tirith
what is THAT supposed to mean?
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Gandalf
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I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.
I agree with Orc, this is taking way too long. I think I'll just read the rules of this game out of boredom.
WIZARDS
WHO
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