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| Pancake Mix | Apr 7 2007, 07:57 PM Post #41 |
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Drop a bowling ball in a bathtub of water. Now imagine what happens to the water flung into the air in Zero G. Also: I have a list of paradoxes for you all: Berry paradox: The phrase "the first number not nameable in under ten words" appears to name it in nine words. Curry's paradox: "If this sentence is true, the world will end in a week." Epimenides paradox: A Cretan says "All Cretans are liars". Exception paradox: "If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception, excepting this one" ...is there an exception to the rule that states that there is an exception to every rule? Grelling-Nelson paradox: Is the word "heterological", meaning "not applicable to itself," a heterological word? (Another close relative of Russell's paradox.) Hegel's paradox: "Man learns from history that man learns nothing from history." Intentionally blank page: Many documents contain pages on which the text "This page is intentionally blank" is printed, thereby making the page not blank. Liar paradox: "This sentence is false." This is the canonical self-referential paradox. Also "Is the answer to this question no?" The Y combinator in the lambda calculus and combinatory logic has been called the paradoxical combinator since it is related to the self-referential antinomies. Petronius' paradox: "Moderation in all things, including moderation." Quine's paradox: "yields a falsehood when appended to its own quotation" yields a falsehood when appended to its own quotation. Russell's paradox: Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself? Russell popularized it with the Barber paradox: The adult male barber who shaves all men who do not shave themselves, and no-one else. Richard's paradox: We appear to be able to use simple English to define a decimal expansion in a way which is self-contradictory. If you don't understand one, search it on wikipedia. |
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| Kirote.EXE | Apr 7 2007, 08:02 PM Post #42 |
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I have one. *ahem* Do Chinese people have scrabble? o.o |
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| Blue Vortex | Apr 7 2007, 08:12 PM Post #43 |
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Don't make fun of the Chinese. They made paper. Yes, I am Chinese and I will kill if I had the chance. |
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| Pancake Mix | Apr 7 2007, 08:16 PM Post #44 |
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Actually, I don't think he's mocking them. A KANJI Scrabble is what would be impossible, since each character is a word. An another paradox: It is said that the famous sophist Protagoras took on a pupil, Euathlus, on the understanding that the student pay Protagoras for his instruction after he had won his first case. Some accounts claim that Protagoras demanded his money as soon as Euathlus completed his education, others say that Protagoras waited until it was obvious that Euathlus was making no effort to take on clients and still others assert that Euathlus made a genuine attempt but that no clients ever came. In any case, Protagoras decided to sue Euathlus for the amount owed. Protagoras argued that if he won the case he would be paid his money. If Euathlus won the case Protagoras would still be paid according to the original contract, because Euathlus would have won his first case. Euathlus, however, claimed that if he won then by the court's decision he would not have to pay Protagoras. If on the other hand Protagoras won then Euathlus would still not have won a case and therefore not be obliged to pay. The question is: which of the two men is right? |
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| Blue Vortex | Apr 7 2007, 08:23 PM Post #45 |
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Protagoras would win either way. Its like playing Head or tails with someone bu the odds where: Heads I win, Tails you lose. |
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| Pancake Mix | Apr 7 2007, 08:36 PM Post #46 |
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It's not who would win, it's who is right. |
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| Blue Vortex | Apr 7 2007, 08:42 PM Post #47 |
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In that case... I have no idea. |
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| Pancake Mix | Apr 8 2007, 10:56 AM Post #48 |
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I've got a good one for all the Christians. If god is omnipotent, can he create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it? |
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| Nick Sayre | Apr 9 2007, 01:20 AM Post #49 |
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Here's a silly one: are curse words still curse words if they are abreviations? Example: F.U.C.K. = Foundations Underming Christian Kings. |
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