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http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=11000834&t=9249876 - Part 1 of this behemoth of a Finale


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Well that's intimidating...

Some pics are missing but I healed Jazz and swapped Kiki for Snow.

And Vanilluxe died

I really should look at what button I press.

Kept pressing F9 instead of F8...

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But it's over now.

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But for some reason Jasmine is only showing her head...

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Ah...okay then...I'll dig you out in a minute.

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DAMN RIGHT I DID!

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DAMN RIGHT IT IS BITCH-FACE!

THIS IS THE STORY OF THE MOTHER FUCKING DEROGATORY TRAINER!

OF COURSE IT'D BE COOL!

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I bet you hear a lot of men "coming"

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...should I get a snack while we wait or...?

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Actually hold on a fucking minute.

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Where's the PULSE?

I came here for a PULSE. Why isn't it here?

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HEY WHERE'S THE PULSE YOU BLUE HAIRED WANKER?

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I did.

Quite easily too.

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Okay I'm starting to think the game is just trying to piss me off at this stage.

I bet it KNOWS what it's been doing too.

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Really?

That's why you want it?

Not to stop them from breaking hell loose?

Oh why am I even surprised?

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Damn it Shelly. Stop falling for that.

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Which won't be hard at all really.

Seeing as all your Pokemon are unconscious/dead.

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Ughhhhhhhh...

Why am I still playing this game?

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There we go.

In comes the totally unnessecary cavalry.

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OH IT KNOWS TAKE DOWN DOES IT?

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CAN'T THINK OF WHEN THAT MIGHT HAVE COME IN HANDY!

NOPE! NO IDEA!

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Oaf-head.

Really Blake?

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UGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

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Maybe I can just block out the stupidity...

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Just a little call-back for some of you watching at home, crying in frustration


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Wait what?

The PULSE isn't even here?

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Sooo...any of you guys going to stop him?

I would but the game doesn't have a "do the sensible thing" button.

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I really wish it did...


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NO POINT?!

AND HOW IS HE "JUST AN ANNOYANCE" WHEN YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEATEN HIM BEFORE!?!?

JASMINE USE THUNDER ON BLAKE'S HELICOPTER!

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Okay fair enough you've had a long day.

SPIKE! USE SEISMIC TOSS AND THROW MAKO AFTER THE HEL-

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Alright fine.

We'll let him go.

For now.

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It's more mine than yours though.

Because I can't stand seeing you have anything nice.

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"But especially Sean for doing most of the work as usual"

yeah that's what she said...you guys just missed it.

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Ughhhhhh...

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I feel like that's "ride with me" comment is going to be extremely important when you're both older and no doubt married.

NOW GET OUTTA HERE!

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Finally some bloody peace of mi-

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GOD DAMN IT CAL!

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So there's no PULSE?

I got sent on ANOTHER wild goose-chase?

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Although I suppose I'll let this one slide.

It was a very productive wild goose chase.

Unlike the chase Fuckface McGee sent me on.

Twice.

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Fuck man that was a while ago...and I don't read over old episodes til I finish the Season...

Uhhhh...let's see...was it at the circus...but then that means it was...

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Terra...

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYY!!!!

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HOW MANY IS THAT NOW AME?

HOW MANY MEMBERS OF YOUR LEAGUE ARE OBVIOUSLYSECRETLY EVIL NOW?


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At least the bright side is that I'm totally justified in killing Terra right?

RIGHT?

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That...

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That seems rather out of character for Lin...

Oh who am I kidding? WHAT character?

All she's done is show up, growl something about power and then beat up a Steelix that I already defeated.

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I wish you would.

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No shit Sherlock.

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Sigh...

I'm fine Cal.

I'm just going to stay here for a bit and brood.

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Nnnnggghhh...can't help it...

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Fuck you Cal.

You broke Victoria's heart.

I-I mean uh...

J-just fuck you okay?

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Well then.

We're finally here.

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End of Season 4...

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And surprisingly enough...

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NOBODY DIED!

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I know right?

Haven't had one since Season 1!

And back then I didn't even know I was going to divide this thing into seasons!

It's been...a wild ride since then...

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Sigh...

Looks like this is it then Mako.

We won't be seeing one other for a while.

Might only be a few months...or it might even be a whole year...

Depending on when this game get's updated...

Kinda bums me out...

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Ohhhh would you look at that?...

You're a big ol' softy underneath all that fire and kicking.

I'll see you later then buddy.


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Yeah...

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Anyway I suppose we better do that thing where I sum up what's happened this season eh?

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Let's start at the beginning of the season from back in March, shall we?

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It was fucking awful.

It was literally the darkest time for me in this run.

You guys had a break from the slaughter of that damn Arceus fight but that and Radomus' gym battle happened over the course of 3 hours for me.

7 Pokemon dead in 3 hours...5 of them being part of the old gang too...

And I also had to deal with the worst piece of shit around...Radomus...but I've made my views on him crystal clear at this point...so let's move on...

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Things got much better after Radmous left.

Made some awesome new additions to the team like Snow, King and Spike.

Bouyancy is more of a meh addition but whatever.

I battled Luna and Samson and won handily enough as well.

Things were good...even with Terra screaming nonsense in my ear.

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Riiiiight up until Amaria took a nose-dive off a waterfall and Titania after her.

That wasn't so good.

And then Aya got kidnapped, Eclipse died along with Elizabeth the Swanna...

Lotta deaths that day...

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But then I wrecked Charlotte so bad she's still probably feeling it right now, months later.

And then things were okay for a time.

Got two awesome Dragons with Princess and Trident (MOTHER FUCKING KINGDRA BABY)

Did a Q&A episode which was fun.

Aaaaaand then we came to Ametrine...

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Got unwilling re-introduced to Cal and his bullshit.

Shelly got on my nerves a lot.

And I lost that fucking ring again. Probably for good this time.

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Oh and a 9 year old child is an Elite 4 member with a Salamence that can't break down a fucking door.

Yeah.

Not a fan of that part at all.

BUUUUUUTTTT...

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I suppose I can get over Heater being part of the Elite 4 for now. (Won't get over her useless Salamence though)

It fits in with the running gag of this being the worst managed League in history.

I'm still holding onto my theory that Ame is evil.

It just fits.

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Anyway it's been a hard fought journey to get through this season...

Death, misery and memes have plagued us at every turn but...

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I have a damn fine team now though.

They may not have been with me since the start like the old one...

But they'll be with me till the end.

Hopefully.

Gah...I'm starting to jinx myself.

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SEASON'S OVER EVERYBODY!

I'll see you all next time...

ON THE TERRIBLY TITLED REACTION-LOCKE OF POKEMON REBORN!

BUH-BYE!





What's next in store for the Derogatory Trainer?
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Aug 27 2016, 11:28 AM.
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