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9 episodes in and I've ran out of opening gag ideas...

That depressing last episode has thrown me off

I should do these one at a time from now on...

Let's just start shall we?

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Last time our hero was faced with his worse adversary...LEARNING!

He immediately decided to give up studying and cheat on wing the exam

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I'm faaaaairly sure Starmie is one of those dopes who never learn anything after they evolves

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Thank you. Robot that cannot acknowledge my thanks

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Surprisingly hard to make a joke about this one...

Mainly because i don't know anything about it

Like what the hell is a Pokemon?

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Uhhh...

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Fuck.

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Who the fuck even uses Huntails?

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347!

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FUCK ME.

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GUESS I HAVE TO GO READ MORE DAMN BOOKCASES

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Fuck I don't want to be back here...but i might of missed something...

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Fairytales?

Is that something they teach here?

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This doesn't sound like a happy Celebi and Jirachi kind of story...

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Standard Princess fare i suppose...

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What kind of shit kidnapping is this?

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Well what if there were monsters outside?

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Okay I can't let that slide...

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Number 1 : History has a habit of wandering little girls. This is a book of fucking FAIRYTALES!

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Number 2 : If the magic was strong enough to knock her unconscious and whisk her away to a tower why would the door be unlocked?

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Number 3 : This is the biggest one...FUCKING GUARD DRAGONS OUTSIDE! WHO WOULD LEAVE IF DRAGONS WERE OUTSIDE?!?

IS THE AUTHOR THE DRAGON BORN?

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Number 4 : The author knows the Guard Dragons couldn't see the escape but how would the child know any of that?

And why would they have to face the tower? Just a quick glance back and that's all.

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Number 5: The whole "save yourself" thing is great for an adult but imagine a little girl kidnapped by magic and surrounded by dragons

HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HERSELF WITHOUT POSSESSING KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THE FUCK-UPS THE KIDNAPPERS MADE?

The fairy tale analogy fails to work here. Especially with the "Woman here me Roar" spiel she's trying to push.

Nobody could fight a dragon alone man or woman.

I demand a refund on this free game.

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Number 6 : Making me list out the problems with this







Now let's move on with this gym.

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Who writes a hardback book about fucking Huntails?

Is there some underground Huntail scene i don't know about?

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Hey I was close...ish...

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No more of these fucking obscure questions please

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Fuck it i'll come back to it

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My favorite type of question...ones with a 50-50 chance of being right


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Isn't that the exact same question really?

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I know this one off hand...because it's not about shitty water types.

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Really game? Really?

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Guess I'll have go down to the bottom of the garden to borrow the Wi-fi off my neighbour

he really should get a password

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15!

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Yaaaay...

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Huh...I actually learned something useful...but what moves do it?

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Finally get this fucking puzzle over and done w-

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FUCKING FERN! IT WAS HIM I KNOW IT!


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A book on Corsola too?

I just don't care anymore...

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Ooooohhhhh it's finally done...

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Ohohoho this should be good for a laugh...

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It's almost like they don't have any pride in themselves or something

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"Nothing personal bro but personally I fucking hate you"

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OHNONONONOO! Thank you for helping me level up my pokemon by throwing your idiot followers at me!

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Well you heard him folks!

Run's over. Hope you had a nice time while it lasted.

Now i'm leaving this fucking city and never returning.

BYE!

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I forgot Team Meteor blew up the train...

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It's my second time seeing that and I still can't bear it...

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Unfortunately Keech-Life is the only bug move Arachne knows...

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Ugh so tedious...

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I never really saw the point of Tri-attack I mean sure it has a 20% chance of a status effect but that's really damn low...

Now if it was a move that had Ice ,Fire and Electricity damage it'd be pretty badass...

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Finally killed the shit.

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Uhhh that's a 6 level gap...I don't like Cheshire's chances...

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But i do like Fake-Out!

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Yeah he's not going to be able to do this...

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At least the Screech should make things easier...

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Not bad Cat.

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But that's how a real Pokemon does it.

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What are you talking about?

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HAHA ONE SHOTTED BITCH!

Have I mentioned how much I love this Kricketune?

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Well as long as you know...

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I'll make a bet with you Fern.

You won't just never beat me.

You won't beat a single one of my Pokemon ever.

Good luck ass-face.

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Oh what are you gonna do cry now?

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You know it bitch.

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More than two really...whole region in fact...

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You might. Because losing to a second rate-trainer twice makes you a fourth rate trainer.

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So do I.

Your sister to be precise.

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HEY FERN!

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DON'T BE SUCH A GRASS-HOLE!

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Twat.















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Hmmmm....

I think I might grind a bit more...might find a bird pokemon somewhere...

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HEY! YOU WANNA JOIN MY GANG?

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Well I "Krow" when I'm beat.


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"The one from school"?

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Bitch I'm the one who annihilated your damn school.

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Why? Just catch a Flying type and he's a total pussy.

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That's actually fairly decent of you.

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Fuck me is nobody happy in this game?

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Oh wow it's kind of nice here.

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And there's our flying type!

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And he doesn't know a single flying move...

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Aaaaaand he kind of sucks...

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The last healing item i have Hal. So you better make it count.

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Sometimes this game is just hurtful.

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Sooooo hurtful...

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Fuck I didn't know Spearows learned that early on.

Pretty decent.

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I wouldn't go that far

But it'll definitely speed things up!






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UGH FINALLY!

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAMERA!

I'M THE MOTHER FUCKING STAR OF THIS SHOW!

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Oh I also evolved Zigger too

So what does the newly evolved Linoone have to say?

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...Nothing still...

Oh well not like it's important.

Time to fight Florina!

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Quick Team-shot.

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Apparently I have an audience...

I suppose it IS a school.

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Hi Flo. I read your diary by the way...not fun...

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Yeah so about our relationship?

I don't think it''l work out if you can't talk without me consulting a dictionary every 5 minutes...

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We can move Fern into a old folks home if you get better?

But enough emotional mumbo jumbo...

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LET'S SMASH OUR SMALL ANIMALS OFF EACH OTHER!

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Wait was that trash talk?

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The hot one just haaaas to be a robot...

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Oh god a more useless pokemon I have never seen...

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AH! DICK!

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Bad move babe.

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Man Halberd isn't that bad a pokemon.

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Tone back the "Awesomes" and we'll talk.

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Hmmm Grass/Steel huh?

Go Mako!

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...I don't know what you mean...

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Good. Now let's give Halberd more experience...


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That's her first one so she has two more if the pattern's the same...

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I'll never tell him aloud but Hal's kind of awesome.

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NO!

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Cottenee vs Sickle was no contest...

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Well can't use Halberd or Sickle so...

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Hehehehe...embarrass me in front of the internet will you?

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Conclusion: A whuppin' for Florina

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WOOOOOOO SPEED PUNCH!!!

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Nnnnnnooooo....

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BAM!

VICTORY!

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I guess enthusiasm really isn't in your dictionary...

You were kind of easy too...

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Yaaaayyy...

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Pretty decent boost...must be a while before the next gym...

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To my bed.

It is very late at night.

You are welcome to join.

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Lay it on me then.

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Shit did she mention that earlier?

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It really wasn't hard.

Zel claimed to have stronger pokemon but i think she...he...it was lying.


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Goodbye forever Flo.

And goodbye for now viewers.

I'm gonna take a couple of days off to pack and I think i need to recharge my comedy cells.

So get the hell out of my room.

unless you bought flowers
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Aug 27 2015, 08:31 PM.
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