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DerogatoryTrainer
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Opening gags are harder than most people think you know

So have this image I edited for this episode but forgot what i was going to use it for

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So is that burned into your retinas?

Good.

Let's get this top spinning eh?

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After saving another of Reborn City's wards, our brave adventurer back-tracked for free shit

Like a true hero

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Guess I can get this cop out now.

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Waaait how did you get trapped back here if the only way to approach this place is from the other side of the street?

The mystery curdles slightly...

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That side street probably has some good shit.

I'm pretty much looting the houses of dead people aren't I?

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Well I found that free Mare-I mean lost trainer's Mareep...yeah...

He'll probably give me it anyway...

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Yeesh...like Trainer like 'mon i guess...

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They always want food...

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Take it you greedy beggar...

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A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWWWWWW!!!







i need professional help




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The fucker's not even here?

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Well he must be dead.

And seeing as it's pretty much standard for this game

I was the last person to see him therefore I inherit his Pokemon.

Standard Pokemon...Reborn.

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Onto Beryl Ward!

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Dang...that's quite a drop...looks like it's "desert"ed down there though

Hyuk hyuk hyuk

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Well look at that i've already found the gym!

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Ah.

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Maybe if i just keep ringing the doorbell someone will show up?

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Back across the bridge we go...

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Hang on a minute...

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Those are Team Meteor legs!

They are the only people with legs that fin-

Uh...yes. It's Team Meteor.

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Woo...hoo...

Does any serious trainer use ever use these?

I mean it's better to weaken your opponent in most cases.

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That doesn't say Malachous Forest...

Cool new capture coming up!





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Really? I really have no other option?

Okay.

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*inhales*

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*exhales*

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OH MY GAWD!

A FREE ITEM!

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!

BETTER CHARGE ON TOWARDS IT!

WITH BIG. HEAVY. STEPS!!!


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*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPPP!*

WHAT MASTER OF SABOTAGE PLANTED THIS HIDDEN TRAP!?!?



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Heavens above I've been thrown into an inescapable prison

There is no exit...No way to..."leaf"...


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COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT!

I'LL TURN YOU FUCKS INTO MULCH!

AND THEN I'LL GROW BERRIES FROM YOUR DECOMPOSING BODIES!

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Nice of them to put the switch within reaching distance.

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OH COME ON! HIM?

THAT'S WHO MY HERO IS?

FUCK YOU GAME!

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Mmmmmph...okay I'd do the same if the situations were reversed...

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Fernnnnn...what did you mean by that?

That's a creepy thing to say...

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DAMN YOU NUZLOCKE!

YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME!



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OR IN?

*dramatic lightning*

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Oh...well I said it first.

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I see you've dropped the "cool cat" part there jackass

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REALLY? YOU REALLY DOING THIS TO ME GAME?

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Hey Fern! Wanna see a magic trick?

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Behind my magic ear I have a...

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"GO FUCK YOURSELF"

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See you later too Fag Jockey Fern!



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Right...time to bust out of this joint.

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Hmmm...I've got about 5 immediate plans

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1.Break these rather thin jail bars with a few kicks.

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2.Dig under these rather thin jail bars.

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3.Use Mako to burn the rather thin jail bars.

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4.Use Sickle or Cheshire to Cut the rather thin jail bars

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5.And finally five. Climb out. It's that simple.

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useless motherfuckers

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Well seeing as the only option i can take within the boundaries of this game failed.

I guess wait till I inevitably have to eat Tayto.

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Heh good one.

Goldfish.

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Been quite a while now...Am I really supposed to just wai-

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ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?

SOME FUCKING CHATOT SAVES ME?

I swear to god if I need to be rescued by someone beneath me again...

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Wait...the only Chatot in the game so far is Taka's...

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Well ain't that sweet of the guy trying to eliminate me?

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Fuck it I'm moving on from that mess...

Just one more thing...

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Can't take my dignity with me after that.

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And we're back in action.

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Ffffffffffffffff...

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I should of "levered" a better role in this game...

Maybe it's not too late to make the"switch"

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That look's like a cave...

It's hard to find things at night in this game...

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And I assume you still have your Growlithe?

You know...the fire-breathing dog?

You can use your Pokemon in better ways y'know...

At least you have that option

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Watch the hands lady!

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A library?

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When the zombies show up I want this guy on my team.


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What the fuck is with this room?

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Oh it's a book about the different field effects...

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But reading's for NERDS!

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FINALLY got these fucking traps down.

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How much?

Am I getting paid for this?

I should be.

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Or y'know help me?

Kinda out of healing items and I am not walking back through that jungle...

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Awesome. That's one more flier against the Pulse Tangrowth.

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Fucking Birds man...

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Alright...let's "weed" out these criminals...

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ME!


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Hello Taka.

Thanks for freeing me from that inescapable prison

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Y'knoooowwww...the one that would have prevented me from foiling all your plans?

Major props bro.

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Right...that's your reason.

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Ain't I just a stinker?

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Well mmmeoooooooowwww~



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I am highly disgusted by that image and we shall never speak of it again.

Capice?





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It's what?

One sec I'm gonna google it.

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Vainglory: An inordinate pride in oneself or one's achievements; excessive vanity.

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Fuck.

That's me to the letter isn't it?

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Back-up?

I'm actually getting helped for once?

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God fucking damn it.

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A pain in my ass?

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Oh jeez...way to set off her trigger dumbass...

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That's gone in one ear and out the other pal.

Wait why are you actually arguing this with her?

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That's two shut-ups in once sentence audience...

sigh...at least she's better than Julia.

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Great plan. Send the two who I've beaten before.

Sure to have better results this time.



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Alright let's get the beating out of the way you two...

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How I do love that move...

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Switched out the cat cause he can't do much here.

Unlike Sickle.

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Ennnghh...that's gonna mess up the "Cheap and Easy" strategy...

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That's not good for Mako...

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I guess Zel's gimmick is the eevee-lutions then?

Oh I think I get it!

The Glaceon is Eve cause she's cold and analytical

The Espeon must be Lumie seeing as she's the nicest one...maybe?

So for Zero it'll probably be an Umbreon cause Umbreons are notorious douches.

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I have the most good brains.

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Mmmm I'll have to switch Mako out soon enough then

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C'mon...luck be my cricket tonight...

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Beautiful as always Sickle...

I'm gonna ignore the Lileep for now so i can double team the Chatot

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Ah well we all make mistakes.

Try again dear.

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BOOM BITCH!

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Don't care.

Now switch out before that Chatot comes out.

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Nice work Hal!

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I think I'm a bad influence on you guys...

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Huh...thought he'd save it for last...

It's still so gross

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Might as well Leer it 'cause from what I've seen It's pretty bulky against physical strikes...

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Ooohh that was an unsatisfying Aerial Ace...

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Hmm...Hal could maybe take one more...

Jesus I should have went back for healing items...

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Y'wot?

He withdrew it? Don't see the point really.

Ah well free hits on Chatot!

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More of that please you two.

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Ha! It didn't even get a hit on us.

Uh...thanks for the prison break though...

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And we're almost done here


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I wonder if we could combine those two moves like they did for Thunder and Aerial Ace in the anime?

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Hah! Who the fuck was that for genius?
















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HALBERD!

WHAT THE HELL?!?

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Of all the fucking times to get a damn critical hit...

And a not very effective hit too...

Ugh...that's upsetting...

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Bird pride and all?

Be my guest.

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Yay...victory...wooo...

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Neat.

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And I can't stop you Pokemon-less criminals can I?

Do you want me to stamp your parking then?

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They do that a lot.

I could make another relenting joke here but I'm not in the mood...

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Geh...guess I better follow her

I have enough dead children on my conscience as it is...

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A better statement would have been :
"Man I shouldn't of recalled my much faster than human Salamance"

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You wanna give me your diary to save time there Heather?

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Well my parents are exactly the opposite of that...

Wanna trade?

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Heh. A 7 year old asking me to beat up her Dad.

What a wonderful world Amethyst has built...

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Well there's contests in Hoenn and Sinnoh , musicals and movie making in Unova , The Pokeathalon in Johto...

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Actually she's right...all of those are kind of shit...movies are sometimes entertaining though...

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Is that something to look forward to?

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And not even a goodbye.

That is one ANGSTY 6 year old.


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Well guess I should end this episode here then...

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Can't help but think I'm missing something...















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OH SHIT!

THE LAST OFFICER!


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Well that's probably his Growlithe...

I hope he doesn't "book" me for wasting time.

Snarf...


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But it's a dead end...

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Oh dang I didn't know I could walk on these...

You might say I didn't know that was the book-"case"

Geddit? Beacause technically trees?

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What is it girl?

Little Timmy fall down the well?

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Oh I guess Big Cop fell down that hole.

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HEY! WHAT LOVELY "FALL" WEATHER WE'RE HAVING!

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Uuuuuuuuuooooohhh...

"Hole"-y shit?

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Alright Alright.

That was in poor taste.

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Well wanna follow the Reborn rules of inheritance?

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I will find you.

Because I somehow knew you were going to the station?

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How DID I know that?


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Well guess we'll roll credit's here then.

Sucks about Hal...he pretty handy...

Maybe even awesome...

Guess we'll never know now.

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See you guys next time for the Season 1 Finale.

Keep an eye out for it!




















Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Aug 31 2015, 10:44 PM.
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