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Greatest in the Galaxy

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Have some ambiance

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*Huff huff*

I think I gave them the slip...

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Hey there folks!

You came at a bad time.

Ol' D.T's really screwed the pooch on this one...or would that be cat?

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Aaagggh that's not the point godammit.

Listen if any of you happen to have a fleet of attack helicopters they would reeeally come in handy about now!

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What I need them for?

Look let's just say I was being my normal happy-go-lucky self...

And I accidentally destroyed a planet.

But that's beside the poi-

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Wait...you guys hear that?

Ah shit they found me!

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IT WAS *BLAM* AN HONEST *BLAM* MISTAKE!

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FUCK!

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ONE PIDDLY LITTLE LASER AIN'T GONNA STOP ME!

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Yeah that'd do it.

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GGGRAAAAAAAGHHH!

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*gasp* *gasp*

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Ooohhh gonna feel that forever...

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Mother fucker blew up my wall...

AND ME!

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AGH! Okay leg's are broken...not a good start to my day...

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C'mere girl. We got cat's to kill.

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GO.

FUCK.

YOUR-

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SELGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKK...






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Hnnnnnghh...

ah.

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This is now a Thunderian broadcasting station.

The previous programmings have been terminated and all...Snarf get away from the body.

OH MY GOD SNARF! LION-O HE WAS FAKING IT!

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!


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This is my show bitch.

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And now to rub salt in the wound...

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Hey folks I'm back and in a whole new location!

Hm? Oh you thought I died?

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I swapped myself out for a body double at the last second.

And then I killed them all.


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See? I even got a trophy/ashtray!

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But this isn't a series about me killing anthropomorphic animals

It's about me killing fictional anthropomorphic animals!

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Oh and I'm trying to figure out a good lighting so don't mind the changes.

Let's-a go!

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Ah yes last time I beat up some losers and climbed on top of this building.

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Which has a smaller building on top of it.

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Dude this is Pokemon Reborn.

EVERYONE is miserable.

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WHHAAAAAA? OMIGOSH I HAD NO IDEA!

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What was that?

"Almost" ten years old?

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And she has a Salamance and stronger than a Meteor admin?

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GOD DAMMIT SHE'S BREAKING THE POKE-RULES!

YOU ONLY GET POKEMON WHEN YOU BECOME A LEGAL ADULT AT 10!

I'M GOING TO GO MAKE A CITIZEN'S ARREST!

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Actually speaking of arrests...

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Get me a Growlithe!

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Awww it was nothing...nah I know I'm great.

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But that's literally all you need. Your human officers didn't think to burn the vines trapping them

So who cares about those morons?

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He just blatantly admitted that's how inheritance works in this city

I was actually right...scary thought...

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Ohohohohoho...lucky me...

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Right Chief I'm off to arrest a 9 year old for breaking a fictional set of rules in my head.

Be back soon.

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Awww it already loves me...

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GAAAAAHHH!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!?

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Alright I said I was sorry didn't I?

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Just what I needed another temperamental fire type

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Y'see this guy right here boys and girls?

This is what we call a fucking embarrassment.

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"Spare Growlithe"?

I think the Chief gave her to me because you're a pathetic and whiny asshole.

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And as your now superior officer I order you to go fuck yourself.

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Hmmmmmm....

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I'm not ready so I'm gonna see if there's any grinding to be done nearby.

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Oh this'll be fun...


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No idea who this is...

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That's clearly not a name.

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What a weird inscription to put on a grave...

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Ohhh those are never good...

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GAH!

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Oooohhh i could get a Banette out of this!

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I didn't have any Pokeballs...

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I went and took a peek at the gym. Ame told me it's poison so I'm gonna go get Selina.

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No discount for saving your lives?

Cheap bitch...

Hey Selina! Glad to be back?

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Okaaaayy...still doing that then.

Oh hey lady raise Jasmine.

I might need her in case of Golbats.

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I'm not going to explain that till you're older.

And all she's going to do is a mysterious training method that nobody outside daycare couples knows.

(Seriously though how DOES that work?)

Now go into the unknown.

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Crying only makes me less likely to come back.


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Hmm Selina has decent enough moves...

Oh well let's the grinding commence!



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I decided running across Beryl Bridge was boring so I got Jasmine back.

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Jesus it got sunny...and hot...

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Is that...Ice-cream?

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YES.

GIMME THE ICE-CREAM THAT HEALS INJURIES SOMEHOW!



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It's the right day for it anyway.

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YEAH! FUCK ORGANIC FOOD!

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"SLURP"? These are biscuits you little contradicting shit.

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Oh heavens


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Anything new down here?

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I ATE HER.

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Our arms are like two pixels long...how can you measure anything with "yay high"

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Like if some scallywag pretended to have eaten you?

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Anyway I saw him.

The fucker's down the road in a puddle of urine.

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Damn straight i can have this

I deserve this for traumatizing finding your son.

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Lady what the fuck is this?

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Shit that might actually come in handy.

Thanks lady!

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Goooood...


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Now that she's evolved maybe she won't add unnecessary images to this episode!

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I can dream right?

Now to get Jasmine up to level 30 and we'll hit the gym!

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Oooohhh that's cute.

And since I bought more balls I can!

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Hehe that's a girl's name.

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Thank Christ I didn't meet this useless bugger first.

Seriously fuck Noctowls.

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Hal...why weren't you a shiny...

*sob* *sob*

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Oh ho!

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We all know what that means!

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You've literally done this before.

Just take a deep breath aaaand...

Poof!

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and now i gotta deal with this

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But now I feel confident enough to battle Corey!

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These look like a puzzle maybe?

*One puzzle solving later*

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Hah?

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He's not here?

Maybe i should turn the tubes red?

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Well looky here a secret door.

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This is apparently where they live.

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What gave it away?

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Okay...bit of a Debbie Downer aren't you?

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Oh just a SMIDGE unruly~

She told me to beat you up.

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Wait come again?

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Hey now...

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Godammit now I have to excuse Heather for being a brat...her Dad's depressing as shit...

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Yeah you pessimistic asshole.

I've watched enough tv shows to know that hope is pretty much the beat all end all of things in fiction

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I'm gonna beat the love and happy into you!

Ya Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan reject you.

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Why would he need one of these?

OH well another time i guess.

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Too bad! I only registered half of that sentence so thanks for the compliment!

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Says the man about to attack me with reality defying creatures that revolve around toxic waste.

No sure let's see it.

I'm INTERESTED!

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So the bathroom is around the corner to the left?

Oh wait that's your flamboyant battle pose.

I should do mine.

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THUNDERSEANS HOOOOOO!!!!


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This teamshot yo'

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Agent? Not Gym Leader? Why is that?

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What the fuck is that thing? Kelp?

Haha Skrelp and it looks like kelp...

Also damn I over-leveled

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Love it.

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Live it!

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Ah the good old 4x weakness...always fun seeing them participate.

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Ugh the bad old x1 weakness...and i don't have any ground types

Oh well I'll use Mako then.

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Hey hey I didn't know about it this time.

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Hehehe and it is funny.

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Don't know why it used a fire move of all thing...

Could've used a poison move for some stab damage...

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Corey kept healing it and only using Incinerate

He's trying at least.

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That's a very annoying ability...

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And Selina's back out again to clean up shop

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Two instant knockouts.

Selina's destroying this gym.

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Oh so he has a Crobat not a Golbat like I thought...

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Wait a minute..."agent" Corey?

And he has a Crobat...

And he seemed to be used to arguing with Heather...

AND his purple pants...

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Shit he's the mysterious admin from the last episode.

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Electro-ball is Crobat's worst nightmare with him being the 9th fastest Pokemon

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I'm beginning to think Corey's fucking up intentionally.

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BA-LAM!


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I do enjoy rubbing salt in the loser's wounds...

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I know you're a Meteor admin Corey.

I just don't really care that much.

I don't actively seek them it just sort of...happens.

Heather might though...

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Why did i say her name...She's like Voldemort...

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Uh...Hi?

Wait a minute she's being marginally polite to me?

Wait another minute how do you know my name?

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Um...okay? Nice knowing you?

well I tolerated knowing you

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Ah right you meant your Dad the Meteor age-I mean...the mopey sad guy

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Oh god she really is stronger than Corey...that's gotta be pretty emasculating...

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This is SUPER awkward.

It's like whenever your friend's parents get in a fight with them in front of you...

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Yeah a 9 year old leaving home forever never ends well

A 10 year old on the other hand is fully prepared

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Might want to add a question mark there bitch!

That kind of "what" is reserved for dull surprise.

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A hundred on her losing it.

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Kids huh bro?

Granted you got off easy, they usually stick around for 8 more years

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You gonna follow her then?

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Corey.

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NOPE NOT GONNA GO GET YOUR DAUGHTER BACK.

NOT MY JOB!

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Damn he appealed to the showman in me...

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Better heal in case a fight breaks out.

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This world is very violent...

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Oh great he's going to get his Pokemon to murder me and since I can't use mine during cutscenes I'm helpless.

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Let's go you bastards. I know Jew-Jitsu.

Unless you have any Germans I think I'll win.

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Of course the Skuntank leaves first. It's a notorious asshole.

Most dark types are....wow that sounds kinda racist.

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Holy shit the Skrelp just jumped right off this bridge.

Can they fly? Or did it just want to end it's hideous existence?

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Awww and those only evolve with high love...poor Crobat...

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Have a heart Corey...

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

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Corey...bro.

The entire world economy runs on those little bastards.

They even have free healthcare!

You won't make it without them!

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Uh...dude you called me here...

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Sure...I guess? I mean we only met recenlty and don't have a lot of things in common...

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Me and Heather both know you suck it's okay.

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Godammit and her mother's dead?

I need to buy a gift basket for her.

A really BIG one.

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Awwwwwww....

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Aww....

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You sure it wasn't because all our doctors and nurses are assisted by a giant ball with no fingers?

Because it might have been that.

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Jesus Christ game...I know you're meant to be mature but nihilism isn't very fun.

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Ahhh she'll come back when she figures out she doesn't know where money comes from.

After all she's nine.

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That's my name. You seem very fond of it

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Then why did you let her take it?

I'm pretty sure you could have bum rushed her.

Again she's 9.

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No. I refuse. Not a chance.

I am not spending the majority of my life looking after your damn daught--

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Oh Shit! What the fuck do you think you're doing?

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Corey please be reasonable here. You DO NOT want me in charge of a small child.

I can barely get through an episode without killing someone or something catching fire

Does that sound like a good childminder to you?

No let's just get awaaaay from the edge and...

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OH FUCK!

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Really game? You think Fern's the best person for this situation?

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Well aren't you all torn up about it.

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Wait what?

He...didn't give me the badge?

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MOTHER FUCKEEEEERRR!

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LEAVE ME TO LOOK AFTER YOUR DAUGHTER HUH?

I hope the pavement tasted nice you asshole!

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*spit*

No one welches out of a badge in my hood.

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Really Fern?

I think you need to look up natural selection champ.

Cause I'm sure suicide isn't listed.

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You think he had the badge on him?

I don't mind shifting through his remains for it y'know.

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HONG KONG KABLOOEY!

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HOLY SHIT WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?!?

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That is a lot of dead bodies...

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So long Fag Jockey Fern.

And yes that is your name now.








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maybe i can loot the dead bodies....

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Well...a lot of shit went down in the past 5 fucking minutes.

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Most of it depressing...

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But look on the bright side!

...uh...there was an explosion this episode!

That's something at least.

And Season One of the series is done and dusted!

I'd say it's been a long road but that would make me look mortal and weak so I won't.

ugh I sound like Fern...

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I'll see you beautiful people for Season 2 eh?

Bye for now!
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Sep 4 2015, 02:01 AM.
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