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Hello Mother? Put Father on the phone!

Your baby boy's done made it big!

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Father I hope you're warming up that hug I've always wanted!

I got over 2000 views on my Nuzlocke run! Ain't that something?

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No...it doesn't pay anything...

Uh huh...uh huh...yeah okay...

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Next time I'll have actual news...

Okay bye...I love y-

*click* Oh...he hung up...

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I'm so ashamed...




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Hey there folks! Remember how i said i'd take a short vacation?

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I found out I've got nothing better to do with my time because the campus accommodation is a ghost town right now

it's been so long since I spoke to someone

So let's dive straight into Season 2 eh?

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Oh look it's me this past 3 days...watching shitty T.V.

Anyway last time some guy died then explosion happened.

It was all very thrilling.

So we're off to North Obsidia!

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From Ohio i presume?

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Great, all the trainers are nuts up here.

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It's almost like these explosions are connected...

I mean Team Meteor blew up the Station and the Power Plant too...

But why blow up stairs?

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Well I certainly don't get that reference.

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HOLY HEART FAILURE!

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Anyone feel a draft? Or is it just me?

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That's right the police know who's in charge.

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That is a big fucking gate.

Why is it so big? Actually why ARE these walls so fucking huge?

Are there actual Titans outside?

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Is...Is that Cloud from Final Fantasy 7?

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No...he can talk...

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I guess two weeks is kind of new...

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Arc? Well it explains the hair anyway.

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CLASSISM! I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED FOR SUCKING!

I DEMAND REPARATIONS!

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Ooooohhhh I get what you're saying...you want a bribe...

Well I'M the only bribe taker in this town bucko so watch out

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Well...that was DJ Asslight everybody.

Let's see what else is here...

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GAH! OLD MEN!

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GAH! OLD GENTLEMEN!

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GAH! LEARNING!

I'm leaving this ward now...



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Uh...strange?

The "..." makes it uber creepy old man.

Where am i? The Old Man Ward?

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What the fuck old man?

You just wanted a Sunkern?

Why were you so god damn creepy about it?


Let's see if Lapis Ward has less weirdos




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NOPE!

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Oh ho let's see how expensive bikes are in this game...

Must be a lot considering they're "Luxury"

what the hell is a luxury bike anyway

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Well that seems like a fair deal.

FOR FUCKING RICHIE RICH!

Who can afford bikes in ANY pokemon game?

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Wait the Cyclists can...does that mean they're all secret millionaires?

Or is the bike literally the only thing they own?

Eh...let's check the rest of these buildings.

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It's the RPG way lady

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So to the rich people I'm a poorly dressed slob and to the poor I'm Mr Moneybags.

Middle-class doesn't fit in anywhere I guess...

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I don't understand the "I don't get it" part.

Does she think it's a prank someone pulled?


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Jolly good old chap. These rabble-rousers and their depressing ways need a good what-for!

Now let's kill some rhinos

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These guys just seem to hate everything not old and pretentious...

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Yeah who saw that Tackle coming eh?

God I hate these kind of roadblocks...

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Oh god...red flags are popping up all over this.

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WHY WOULD YOU COMBINE THESE TWO THINGS?

IT'S "MENTAL" I'M NOT "KID"-DING

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It...is?

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DOBBY IS FREE!

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FREEEEEEDOM!

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ACK!

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*quiet sobbing* I'll never be free of this show...


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YES MY SISTER!

WE WILL HAVE BLOODY REVENGE AFTER I FINISH TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD ABOUT IT!

SUCH REVENGE!

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Well okay then.

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Ugh this is clearly the asshole ward...

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YOU LOST HIM AGAIN?

HOW? HOW DO YOU LOSE HIM TWICE IN ONE DAY?

You better give me 5 capsules after this one lady.

Now if you excuse me the plot beckons.

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Did anyone call dibs on his stuff yet?

No?

Okay then I call DIIIIBS

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Yeah kid wassa matta? Never see a dead body before?

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Actually I think I remember her now...she was the one who gave me Sickle right?

I should be nicer then.

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ALLOW ME TO HELP YOUNG LADY!

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*huff* IS THIS HELPING? *huff*

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Ignore the dead body in your backyard please Shelly.

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I think I'm her dad now...he kinda forced the position on me after he uhhh..."tripped"

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So how do you know these guys are Team Meteor Victoria?

You haven't met any of them.

You've actually been the least helpful rival.

Actually all Cain has done is steal my Oshawott.

But Fern's helped me more than you two and he left me for dead.

So like chip in at some point eh?

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I agree with you there. She'd just get in my way of crushing you all.

I mean one psychic Pokemon and she's basically fucked.

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Noooo...It was the OTHER evil terrorist group in the area...Team Comet.

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What is with this episode and Sunkerns?

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Is something up with this region's Sunkerns?

How deep those this conspiracy go?



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Hahaha every Team has the token idiot.

I hope to see more of them and less Janis and Grant in the future.

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Oh...so stupid...

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What? Why'd you scream?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

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BULLETS PASS RIGHT THROUGH IT

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM?

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OUR SOULS! IT WANT'S OUR SOULS!!!

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HE FUCKING SPIRITED IT OFF TO HELLLL!

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Hello Ghostbusters? I got some freaky demon thing here an-

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WHY ARE YOU SO BLASE ABOUT A FUCKING GHOST MAN STEALING A BODY?

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Oh a dead body freaks you out but a demonic spirit is totally boring right?

Totally understandable

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Fuck. The demon must have taken the badge away with him...

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I guess you're right...I don't fit in here.

But with that being said...

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Hand over your wallet and phone please sir.

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An empty apartment building?

Tres suspicious...

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This place looks familiar...

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Oh shit.

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You're *sniff* welcome...

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I...I'm just going to leave now...







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Locked huh?

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I'm watching you,suspiciously large orphanage...




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Huh...a spoopy alleyway...didn't notice it before...

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Oh boy! Ne'er-do-wells!

Time to beat them up.

Why is that my go-to plan when i meet new people

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Hmmmm do I really want to join a criminal organization bent on terrorizing Lapis ward?

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Hell Yes.

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I'm kinda sad they don't have code-names...

I want a code name...

Oh and I beat them with Jasmine.

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Crime is fun kids! Do lots of it!

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That was the nicest thing anyone has said to me in this entire game.

Aqua for life.

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Although...maybe I'll check out what the Magma gang has to say...



And with that decision I ran into someone...important...




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Super rare...why does that ring a bell...

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Hahaha! See that's a punny code name!

I might like Magma

And I beat him up too...shit i don't think this update has any battles...

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An apt reaction to me destroying you.

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...Wait a minute...

"Super Rare"?

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God I hope this isn't becoming a sitcom...

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KAI.

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YOU.

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Funny you should mention..."guts"

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Very...funny...



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Ah poo guess it really is Aqua for life...

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Back we gooo~

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Your new ace.

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Hm no pun code names...

Aside from the obvious Archer/Archie thing.

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Now to find my Aqua gang outfit!

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*miscellaneous searching noises*

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I brought like no clothes to this place...

I'll buy a blue mask or something in the city...

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Yeah...this ward alone is full of jerks and Sunkern fanatics

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Oh so like Water themed Robin hoods?

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Yeah yeah avatar reference but what the hell are you talking about?

Saviors of the city? Literally nobody has mentioned that in this entire game.

What the fuck is he talking about?

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6 to 5 isn't exactly a huge advantage there Archer...

I mean you're right in that I'll beat them all single-handed but don't put it down to a numerical advantage.

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These places have street names? Huh.

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So should I bring the pistol or the hand cannon?

And then...

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Ah god dammit another fucking cat.

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Ah well...I might need a dark type at some point...

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Seemed very appropriate.

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I evolved trunks and regretted it once I remembered how not-cute she becomes.

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I suppose I might need a type advantage against the Magmas

I think I have a Goldeen in the day-care...

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Cool he's already close in level to my team.

Welcome aboard Flounder!

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Oh yeah...fish...uhhhh...

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I...I don't know actually...




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Alright time for shenanigans.

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All I have to do is open the door and I will lead a life of petty crime

as opposed to my own life of major crime

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Which I'll do NEXT TIME!

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Well Season 2 has started off with a splutter and a cough.

Very little interesting battles going on for now...

But I like crime so there'll be some next time.


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Laters Players.

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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Sep 7 2015, 02:17 AM.
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