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DerogatoryTrainer
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Okay there has to be SOMETHING I can use as a disguise...

Hmmmm....

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I suppose this...and that...

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Aqua power bitches!

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I think I should link the music I listen too here maybe?

It'd save me thinking of catchy tag lines every time...


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HOW DID YOU KN-

I mean who?

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I bet it's the bitch with the only house in the ward...

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TO STEAL IT FOR REAL!

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Awww...

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I knew you wouldn't let me down boss.

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What are you guys minding your language for?

This isn't a Nintendo game.

If we wanted to we can call her a huge fucking cu-

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I care DeFacto.

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See Pierce? Stop being mean to DeFacto. He's shy.

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BY MAKING OUR OWN COUNTER-SCHEMES!

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Time to rob a defenseless old lady!

Heroically.

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*push*

HELPING!

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Haha! Pushing down frail elderly women is fun!

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Hmmm this lowly grunt has stronger levels than me?

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WHY DID I PICK AQUA? THESE GUYS MAKE PUNS!

I mean...Aqua 4 life?

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Well that don't look like a fair fight.

I mean unless they have Groudon or an Oven Rotom Magma is never going to win this turf war.

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Ah yeah they have one more guy.

Who doesn't seem to be going for the ball...

Actually what the fuck is up with this house?

Why is this alcove back here?

Ah fuck it. Best not question game design when I don't know much about it.

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Hnnnngghhh.

Must...use...last...ounce of strength...to...

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There we go.

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This level jump is quite big considering I came straight here from Corey's gym.

And that these are just some grunts too.

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They still suck tho'

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Oh hey that's neat...

I'll never use it though

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In a distant time and faraway place...

Am I the only one who loved the technology artwork in those old Filmation cartoons?

'Cause they were awesome.

Anyway where was I?

Oh yeah robbing the elderly.

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I always deliver Archer.

But what was that about us outnumbering them?

Because they had two guys more than you brought.

And I imagine they have a Mannie And Razzie duo guarding their hideout too.

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And you just leave.

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Someone's gonna have to teach me that teleporting bullshit or I'm gonna be pissed.

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Oh Mannie...you always know how to cheer me up...

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That seems to be the case with a lot of people around here.

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I was going to. I mean I named it.

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Resounding loss?

We foiled ONE robbery on an old lady.

Well...we foiled one gang of thieves in thieving what our gang of thieves was going to...steal.

Hardly "resounding"

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Oh? Are we "fin"ished here? I sure had a "whale" of a time y'know.

I guess I'm the pun master of this team.

Well that's just ex"squid"site

"Sea" you later then "bouys"

Oooohhh got that out of my system...







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I wonder what'll happen if I go back?

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Oh shit.

I guess criminals do always return to the scene of the crime...

And i thought they were just stupid...

WAIT A MINUTE THAT MAKES ME STUPID!

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FUCK.

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ONE SECOND PLEASE!

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You must be thinking of someone else madam.

Some handsome scoundrel with a heart of gold no doubt.

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Best check yourself homeboy

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Well I would have teleported BUT NO ONE WILL TELL ME HOW!


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I don't get no respect i tell ya.

No respect at all.

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Yeah lady this is a POKEMON game!

You knew what you were signing up for.

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Oh hooo...Granny's off her meds again kids.


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O-okay lady calm down it's just a Ponyta...

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Jesus Christ she's got a pair of lungs on her...

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Bloody hell...

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Hehehe he doesn't give a single fuck.

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You are my favorite policeman. Hands down.

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...I...I just don't know what to say...

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BOO BOO BOO!

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Pfffff...hahahaha...

Oh this lady's is fucking nuts...




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...Cool...

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Guess you're not from Los Angeles then.

Zing!

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Oh shit man...do you know how much these are worth on the black mar-

I mean...

Oh shit man...do you know how much these are worth...in my heart?

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Well I can't take it then man.

I can make do without a bike in this game.

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What?

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...

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I...Uh...

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OH GAWD WHYYYYY????


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Don't you judge me you assholes

I hate this kind of shit!













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HERE!


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GLUG GLUG GLUG

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I'M RIDING A DEAD CHILD'S DREEEEEAAAAAMMMSS

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*sniff* Awful...

Oh wait I need to do the secret Aqua Gang oath...

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Uhhh...

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In wettest day , In dankest night

No Magma shall escape my sight

Let those who worship fire's light

Beware our Water...Team Aqua's might!

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Oh no...not one of the gang...

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He's one of the gang and he sincerely apologized...

He's one of the gang and he sincerely apologized...

He's one of the gang and he sincerely apologized...

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Aaaand a deeeeep breath...

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Okay let's see what's up with Bug Girl and Punching Girl.

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Hey Victoria. Made any progress with Sobby over there?

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Oh so you've actually made progress?

Wait who'd you beat? The only one left alive is Florinia...

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Oh damn you're right...It's hard to tell because our heads are so fucking big.

Uhhh cheer up kid. Could be worse. I could've pushed Fern over.

that might have made it better actually

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She's right behind you.

BOY VICTORIA, YOU SURE ARE DUMB!

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EGADS! Maybe those two things are SOMEHOW related?

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No thank you. I'd rather beat up that emotional wreck behind you for a small medallion.

I couldn't give a shit as to why they blew up some stairs.

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So we're basically strangers to this little girl?

That's gonna look great in the papers...

I mean It's not like the game will surround me with emotionally vulnerable children for an extended period of time right?

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NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HE-

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Don't you worry about Heather.

Corey left me in charge.

...

Okay worry.


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Well that was awkward...

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Oh hey there's a ladder here now.

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Guess I better go down and find Victoria...

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OH COME ON!

It's only been 4 minutes Victoria!

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I take back what I said earlier.

I don't want to see Aster and Eclipse anymore than Grant or Janis

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"There'll be no such thing as help"?

That sounds a bit weird to say grammatically...

wait did she say "Big Boss"?

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Heh heh heh that's a good one...

As if you could.

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Mmmmm...I can't exactly abandon her can I?

She's the only friend I have in this region.

I wonder why?

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Okay hold up.

You know I'll wreck both of you that's why you're running away right?

But you just explained your entire trap to me and it involves you beating me up?

I'm starting to think Aster isn't the only dope in this duo.

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Don't panic I'll rescue you...eventually



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Okay new area where's Victoria and/or my new team member?

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Oh god dammit...

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Guess I'll catch it...

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At least it has an adorable name.

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Hmmm I'm guessing this branches off in different directions

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Hah? Why?

I guess I need Rock smash...


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Is this the right path?

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Imma get you later FruitSlice

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Ah this looks promising...

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Fuck.

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Ah shit I didn't see the middle path...that's probably it too.

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Team Meteor's Kung Fu expert?

If not why didn't Ass-ter and Relapse capture him as well?

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What you mean like that useless gimmick in Sinnoh?

Where you could find the odd Keystone and had to 32 other players to get Spiritomb?

Does anyone know 32 people that play pokemon in their area?

Because I was lucky to have three not thirty fucking two.

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Oh...guess he was just talking about punching stuff...

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This hole has been for a day and you've already gotten lost?

I mean ALL the paths lead back to the entrance dumbass

Fuck it. Let's get this Cave of Wonders shit over with already

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It was sooo obviously this one...

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Oh I'm sure that this is where Victoria is.

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The cracks on these walls are glowing...

It's kind of unnerving...

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Look it's been 20 days since I showed up here I get it

BUT STOP REMINDING ME.

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Oh boy I feel a story coming on boys and girls...

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That...sounds like a legendary...but which one is it?

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You JUST said barely anyone knows about this place

So are they obliviously insolent or something?

that would make a good band name...

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And here I thought it was the city of re-birth

No idea where THAT idea could have come from

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Wha?

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How the fuck are you doing that?

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That's great and all but how did you DO that?

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You think I'm just the coolest and want to be BFF's forever?

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Oh thanks I really needed permission to save her

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Team Meteor doesn't have great job security does it?

Oh well time to get my friend and bail.

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I know right?

I mean he knows I'm the only guy who's been able to destroy his PULSE machines right?

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Ha!

You would not survive the attempt.

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YOU STILL HAD YOUR FUCKING POKEMON?

BREAK YOURSELF OUT NEXT TIME THEN!

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Well Flounder's trying at least

And I take back what I said Victoria, these two would have steamrolled you on your own.

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I brought Velvet along maybe some dark moves can help?

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See that slight bit more damage Solrock took

All Velvet.

God Purrlions suck.

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Now here's a cat I can get behind!

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Well the capture won't upload but Selina critcal hitted Solrock with Shadow ball

And she's about to kill Lunatone

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Best Cat hands down

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Stop killing all my future ones then

And pipe down Selina's working.

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Well a fantastic effort Victoria.

Mind ACTUALLY doing dome damage this battle?

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Sorry about the shoddy battle footage but I swapped Selina for Mako when her health was low after killing the Electabuzz.

Oh and her Scraggy died

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C-C-C COMBO!

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You're damn right SEAN defeated them

All Victoria did was be a meat shield

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And yet you tried to capture us anyway?

I'll have to tell him that.

We're totes besties now.

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Oh I won this battle.

And I'm going to win the war...

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Well that makes one of us at least...

Y'all right?

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Hard to say really...Boss-Man just might have a stiffie for historical speeches...

And having guided tours down here would probably disturb whatever they plan on doing so who knows?

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It's been like an hour...I came straight here to get you...

You must have a very short attention span...

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Yeah yeah I'm great I know.

And I hate you the least out of my rivals.

Although I've only met Cain twice so if he tones down the creepy flirting i might like him

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Let's get out of this hole

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And a quick heal for Team Sean...

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Ok! We're set.

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Next time I battle a shell-shocked little girl.

Ha "shell" shocked.

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I mean it's not like I'll have to do MORE annoying side-missions right?

I think I foreshadow too much...

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Bye bye bitches.







Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Sep 10 2015, 05:34 AM.
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