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DerogatoryTrainer
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Greatest in the Galaxy
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NPC's from previous towns everybody...oblivious as ever

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Now are the days when magic is reborn...



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Anyway after last episode's depressing dead children I decided to look for that missing kid before fighting Shelly.

Just in case It's a timed event...

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Well that was easy...

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You're always scared you little shit.

Man up you're almost 10.

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Wait a minute Drifloon can't actually carry children...the Pokedex says as much.

"It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead."

Is how it went in Pearl...but then maybe it uses it's ghost powers to spirit kids away?

"These Pokemon are called the "Signpost for Wandering Spirits." Children holding them sometimes vanish."

God damn it what is with Pokemon games and abducting children?

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"Alas my dear Trainer,I may never meet my dearest mother ever again"

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"OH CRUEL GODS ABOVE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN YOUR CHERISHED SON?"

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That's what you sound like kid.

Like a retarded Shakespeare.

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Awesome a Ghost type that'll come in-

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Fucking. Cats.

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It's not like it was a threat you know.

It's a balloon.

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Heh...at least you know what's up.

Now fuck off back home.

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Well now to go back to his mother and claim my "reward"

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S-satan? Is that you?

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE KID

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAVE YOU?

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Hmm this might be bad...

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At least I can get a Venipede out of it!

Scoliopede's are pretty decent bug Pokemon.

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JOIN ME SERVANT!

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I can't catch it?

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BUT WHERE'S THE TRAINER STOPPING ME?

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POKE-RULES PEOPLE! THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON!

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Now would I do that to you?

A third time?

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Yeah Mako's got this. The crit only took 49% of his health.

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Hmmm...the poison's worrying...

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It was alright but you cut it way too close.

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What's the matter you little twit?

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WHOA kid calm the fuck down.

I know I'm awesome but let's use our indoor voices huh?

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Who want's to bet he get's cornered by a rough gang of Bidoofs next?


Back in the Lapis Ward...


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Well I'll be damned he made it back alive.

Good job you little idiot.

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"Your much deeper gratitude?"

Sooo....

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Is there a Mr.Losestheirkidwaytoomuch?

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Well...

You were too old for me anyways.

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Dammit kid shut up.

The constant brown-nosing is making me like you...

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NOW LET'S FINALLY GO BEAT UP SHELLY!

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Fuck.

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Y'know what'd get your mind off of it?

Poooookemon battling~

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OH YOU MEAN HEATHER'S NOW MOSTLY LIQUID DAD?!?

MAN WASN'T THAT TRAUMATIZING?!?

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You weren't a great English student were you Victoria?

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If you were you'd know that notoriety is synonymous with bad fucking reputation.

And no I'm not nit-picking this is clearly a awful idea

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NO! I'M NOT TELLING HIM ABOUT THIS.

ANYONE WHO RUNS A ORPHANAGE/ASYLUM IS A BAD PERSON

Or at least terrible at combining things.

BUT NOOOO GAME DOESN'T LET ME NOT TAKE THE BAD OPTION SO I BETTER GO PUT SHELLY IN AN ASYLUM











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Uh..hi. Your hair is green. Neat.

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Well that's a terribly ominous thing to say...

Maybe I should do the sensible thing and leave.





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NAW FUCK ALL THAT I WANTS POKEMAAAANNNNS



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OH SHIT! You orphans are really aggressive when it comes to adoption aren't you?

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Sorry kid I already have an unwanted fake daughter.

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Sure if the mental kid see's me glowing it must be tru-

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY HAND?!?

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AND HOW CAN I PROFIT FROM IT?!?

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Neeeeehhhhh....

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THIS BITCH HAS A MOTHER FUCKING JIRACHI???

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Well I can see one of you was a clear favorite.

Also I'm beginning to suspect Anna might be...well...

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Wee woo wee woo

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Yeah...he suuuuure is.

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Please don't be terrible...

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MAYBE THE SCARS ARE EMOTIONAL ONES DEEPLY ROOTED IN HER PSYCHE?

I AM THOU. THOU ART I.

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Oh god this is gonna be Julia all over again isn't it...

Well at least this kid speaks actual English and isn't old enough to know better.

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So she's one of the strongest trainer's in the Region?

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Why was she in an orphange then?

I mean who are we kidding here Pokemon are the Power in this world.

Like if a Policeman's Growlithe is the equivalent to a gun, an Elite four member's Pokemon are fucking surface to air missiles.

Also why did she leave you here? She could have easily taken custody of you.

Awesome? More like ineptitude.

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Lemme guess is the Pokemon Champion?

That'd be fucking stupid.

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I'm dead serious. Don't do it game designers.

Just don't.

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YET THEY LIVE IN AN ORPHANAGE/ASYLUM!

I mean Noel I can understand but Charlotte looks at least in her teens.

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Oh so you assume I don't know this you condescending little...

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I FUCKING KNOW HOW IT WORKS OKAY?

NO NEED TO REPEAT IT TWICE!

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God I hope so...

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What you not going to introduce the obviously important bald kid characters right next to you?

Are they not your friends? No? Okay let's talk about the "scary" Doctor then.

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Yeah yeah yeah whatever kid...

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Wait...what did you say about "something hurting"?

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Oh...fuck...

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Kids? I'd like you all to stand behind me and walk out the door now please.

I have some..."investigating" to do.

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Oh nothing sweetheart, now be a good girl and run out the door real fast okay?

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Oh there's no fucking chance I'm doing that now.

Besides it was Victoria's shitty idea.

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Oh hell...

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Hey there Siggy!

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Hand over the kids and let me shoot you.

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GAH!

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M-my gun...he vaporized it...how "shocking"...

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He's not gonna believe that.

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Uhhh guess I was wrong.

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T-this is where my journey ends isn't it?

No man alive can defeat ORDERLY JOHN!

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Lol jk lmao gg omg all that shit.

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Oh you old sweet talker you...

Wait what the fuck am I saying?

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Don't thank the child torturer.

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What kind of shitty league is Amethyst running here?

I mean some asshole doctor shouldn't have any say in that.

Also I'm going to kill him.

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Noel and Charlotte seem fine.

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Anna less so but It's hardly harmful and volatile.

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Kid I'd adopt you all if this game let me.

I mean Gym Leaders have a grant thing don't they?

For gym upkeep and such?

So money wouldn't be a problem

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I figured that out yeah.

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Shelly's my friend now?

Something bad? All that happened lately is a Badge welcher fell off a bridge

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It's me right? Because of my loss of a well-deserved badge?

Thank you Anna.

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She won't have to look far but I'll run away for her sake.

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FUCKING YOUR DEAD DAUGHTER!

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Yeah I better bail.

The dead daughter thing seemed funny at the time.

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Well...that was informative...

Let's get back to Shelly.











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NO! Your plan was fucking awful and you should feel fucking awful.

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Yes now let a pro handle this.

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Yeah...She also said that battles are a great way to forget suicides.

Very specifically this suicide sub-plot.

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Don't forget that badge I lost Shelly.

Never forget...

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Victoria how 'bout you fuck off and let me do this?

You have been very little help to me in anyway so far.

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Victoria? She has nothing but fighting types you'd destroy her.

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You don't need to apologize to her so much.

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Yeah that's what I said.

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Yeah...I "might".

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I'd make an ejaculation joke but she's 12 so I won't



tee hee hee

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It took her long enough.

But I don't care about that anymore...

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'CAUSE IT'S FINALLY FUCKING CLOBBERING TIME!

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And there'll be no more interrupti-

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

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And I'm gonna help her forget that with a good pounding.

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Emphasis on the "trying"

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That's not how anything works here Victoria.



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Sean VS Victoria for the 3rd time.

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HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T HEAL ANYONE.

Eh not really worried.

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There we go...

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Aaaand punched back down in a single hit.


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Well an embarrassing battle for Tayto...

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Hal could have taken it you know.

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And Sickle didn't even break a sweat doing it.

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Right that's her only psychic deterrent so here comes Operation : MindFuck

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SELINA GET IN THERE!

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BLAM!

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Okay it wasn't a one hit K.O but still good right?

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Two down and her Makuhita is next and probably evolved by now.

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Not that it fucking mattered.

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Excellent work Selina but I'm not waiting around for your response this time.

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Mmmmmrggh...

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Well that was a given.

I mean the free Exp is great Vicky but you don't need to test me.

I'm easily better than you

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Really limiting me here Victoria who wins "gently?"

But fiiiine...Shelly's done me no wrong so far so I'll try

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TIME TO CRUSH SHELLY...WITH PILLOW LIKE FORCE!











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Eeeeeexcept it isn't it's time to end the episode.


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Well thanks for watching this episode guys

I'm sure we'll "orphan" think back on it.

Updates are gonna be a little slower now that college has started but can't waste my time pandering to you shits

Just kidding I love you all especially you. Yes the person reading this right now. I love you.

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Toodle-loo bitches!



















































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Siiiiiiiiigh...thank god that orphanage bullshit is over.

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Wait...what am I saying? A large building with multiple floors and a staff of faceless goons?

That's a Pokemon staple in the main games....

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OH GOD NO.

Replies that I have got to stop forgetting to put in at the start...
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Sep 16 2015, 02:38 PM.
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