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DerogatoryTrainer
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Great news Chesire!

Now that you're almost level 30 we'll be rolling in that sweet Pay-Day loot...

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...What...

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MOTHER FU--

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You might think it smells fishy

And looks unpleasantly squishy

But it tastes all right to me...


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Hey there fans and welcome back to this mess of a run.

Last time Victoria learned not to get in my way of beating up a 12 year old's small animals

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I mean what a bitch right?

Anyway let's sort out this Gym puzzle

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Okay the screens raise the bookcases and I guess I have to make a bridge across?

Simple enough...

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Shit.

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No.

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NO.

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NOOO!

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I DID IT!

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All it took was a little thinking...

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Let's move on now mkay?

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Don't think I have any one who can use this yet...

That Petilil maybe?

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NOPE NOT YET!

I've gotta pad the episode with grinding and useless events

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Like this healing shot.

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And this shot of some Hopips

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Are Hoppips any good? It's been a long time since I was in Johto...

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Blargh!

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Guess I could need a grass/flying type at SOME point...

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Or not.

I hate this fucking bird

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Yeah?!? Well you better evolve soon or it's bye bye to your Team membership pal!

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Hello? Walter White is that you knocking?

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Oh no It's his cousin Bobby Black.

The one who bangs

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On behalf of everyone here I'd like to apologize for that poor attempt at a joke.

We hope you didn't leave out of disgust.

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Though we can't blame you for it.












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Odd how a key for a different warehouse opens up this warehouse but not the other warehouses.

Warehouse.

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Oh boy.

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Well if it isn't my favorite group of morons...

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Hello.

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I'm gonna guess the other side of town.

Nobody can leave the city because you tried to murder me in episode 1 remember?

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And the annoying teleporting returns.

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Fuck that guy now let's find the missing stolen pokemon!

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?

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IT'S HAPPINY!

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I mean I'll probably never use you as I'm overloaded with Normal types but It's better than living on the streets

minutely

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Threw these two in the box for later use

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Did some grinding in the Staircase.

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Oh?

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Ohohohohoho...

That's gonna come in really handy...












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Hmmmm...

If I level Mako up to an Infernape Shelly'll be a breeze

But the obedience cut-off is level 35 Thank you Corey

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But in all my infinite wisdom I formed a perfect work around...

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I'm gonna miss that punchable face y'know....

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Haha now Shelly'll have no chance against us right Mako?

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Mako?

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GREAT BALLS OF FUCKING FIRE!!!

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SWALLOW IT YOU FLAMING FUCKER!

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DerogatoryTrainer used the Common candy

Hmmm he's still stronger I think...

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Nah just post-evolution jitters nothing to worry about bud.


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And then I found these beautiful people.

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And beat them obviously

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Well I suppose I never trained a Goldeen before but I didn't know you can learn HM moves naturally

Huh.

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And this is why they are beautiful...

Because they give me endless battles to grind my Pokemon off of

I love them.

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Slightly annoyed I spent an hour in that fucking cave but hindsight is 20/20

And so...

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How'd you like being majestic as fuck Flounder?

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Nice to not look like a sissy goldfish eh?

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Now...I think we're finally ready to defeat a 12 year old girl...

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Hello said 12 year old girl...

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It made me abuse my Pokemon.

Good job!

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Hehehe...

Geddit?

Because Bugs.

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Sigh...

Fine let's hear about your tormented past...

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Which one?

Bugsy?

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Could be Falkner too...Bird prejudice and all that

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Ergh...Please don't start crying...

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Save some of that luck for yourself Shelly...

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PILLOW POWERS ACTIVATE!

not the best war cry but whatever...

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God I hope this one won't commit suicide...

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Oh it's a double battle?

And Masquerain has Intimdate?

Oh I suppose it's like Arbok with it's eye patterns

Except you know Arbok's a fucking giant snake.

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Slap the bitch

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Love this move

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"Icy" you don't understand to use Stab attacks when faced with neutral typing

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Dick move Shelly

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This isn't a damn anime cat,fix your eyes!

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STAY AWAY FROM THE BLENDER DUMBA-

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Son of a...

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Yeah yeah spam your weak shit at me

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Death has come.

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All over your face.

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said Sean to the 12 year old girl

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I'm going to jail after this episode aren't I?

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Anorith?

Glad Flouder will have his first evolved battle here

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Heal allll you want...

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He used Aqua Jet on Flounder...

Lovely.

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And the images won't upload but it was a weirdly strong critical hit so I switched in Mako and killed Anorith

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Shelly...do you know what Types are?

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Doesn't matter. Jasmine's gonna rock your world

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Nice.

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Yes but by doing so I feel better.

And isn't that all that matters?

Me?

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Oh lord her brother's Bugsy...

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Well played game this made me laugh out loud.

Someone having an inferiority complex to the biggest loser in Johto?

I mean he uses a fucking level 15 Metapod and Kakuna in a gym battle for christ's sake

"I'm Bugsy! I never lose when it comes to bug Pokémon. My research is going to make me the authority on bug Pokémon!"

Seriously what a fucking tool.

You're better off here Shelly

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Sorry "Drastically"?

That sounds bad...

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No need to worry I guess Mako's pretty much killed him and Tayto's move next turn is Quick Attack

WHICH HE BETTER NOT FUCK UP

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You. It's why I'm saying it.

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...I should have pushed Tayto in front of Hal...

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Like a bitch.

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WOOO VICTORY RAVE PARTY GO!

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This is nightclub music right? It's been a while...








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Probably because he's a Bug Catcher who got lucky and scored a gym position

You're miles ahead of him dear.

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Well that's a given but you weren't so bad yourself

That Heather monster was quite...

Wait where the fuck are my images for that part?

I had a whole bit lined up!

And the Wormadon?

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Well that's all I found...

I beat the Yanmega quite easily too just in case you're wondering

ugh what a trainwreck

But you guys trust me right?

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RIGHT?

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Thank youuuuu~

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Fairly sure someone actually liking me is impossible no matter how many badges I have Shelly

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Ah...the sweet beauty of back-tracking...

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Neat. You'll spoil me at this rate Shelly...

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Be a bit more confident in yourself Shelly you did better than Splats McGee back in Beryl ward

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I have got to stop putting my foot in my mouth...

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What there's more?

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Oh?

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"Retired"?

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Oh god It's probably Cain isn't it?

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What she doesn't watch the news?

What kind of game are you running here Amethyst?

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Well how can I say no to that reluctant request?







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I know it's been mentioned before but Nurse Joy's a sadistic fuck.

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Hmmm guess I'll make some team changes before I end the episode

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You're just upset that we aren't teamed up for the first time ever

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Poison's next so Selina's back in the gang

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Yeah no.

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Don't care~

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Well I beat Shelly to no one's surprise I'd imagine

And if it is someone's surprise, go fuck yourself I'm great at this.

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Till next week buds and budettes.
















Oh god I have to release them weekly now?









Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Sep 25 2015, 06:12 PM.
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