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DerogatoryTrainer
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Hmmm...

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Hey there everyone I'm just trying to figure out a perfect spot to place the camera

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I'd have to make my bed every week if I aim it here...

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This'll do.

man what a shitty opening

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In light of recent news...


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I'm gonna skip the greetings and get straight to business mkay?

Last time Shelly twisted my arm into reporting a major event to Amethyst

Who probably should have already known about it

Anywho let's get this fun time train started!

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Aaaaand the train's been derailed...

Train crashes happen a lot in this game

Man I don't want to deal with Fag Jockey already...

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MAKOOOO!

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I just want to get this over with quickly.

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'Fraid so.

also why is he always passive aggressively hitting on me?

I mean lost puppys are adorable


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You what!?!

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I SWEAR I DIDN'T PUSH HIM AME!

DON'T LET MY TRACK RECORD JUDGE ME HERE!

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And yet you did nothing...MURDERER!

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Oh so it's not Cain?

Thank Christ.

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Nice meeting you without a train exploding Ame!

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Mother fuck-

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Suuuuure you do...

I think she'd rather burn the school down herself than let you have it

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I'm sure she'll enjoy hearing that story

"Hey the last guy was a terrorist and killed himself. So...don't do that okay?"

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A Wasteland? That sounds kinda cool...

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Great!

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Now hand it over you piece of human garbage.

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The one time I forget to buy ammo...

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Clearly confused by the concept of human compassion Fern falls back on his ONLY strategy...

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Siiiiiiiigh...

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I really hope at some point this game acknowledges that you've never beaten me once

I really do

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Let's just get your humiliation over with shall we?

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Ferroseed's are a decent pokemon I'll give him that...

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They make great kindling.

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Well that ruined the Mako streak I was hoping for...

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He better not fuck this one up.

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I've seen breezes hit harder than Tayto's gust attack.

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I bet it's like being kissed by a baby you wimp.

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I unfortunately don't have it in me to let you die.

You're lucky you aren't a HootHoot


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I mean that wasn't even super effective and it did twice what Tayto was doing

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God damn it Fern accept it already

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THANK YOU!

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Neat.

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Un-neat.

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Awwww she's so cute when she's asleep and not dramatically pausing...

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Honey do you want to wake up and stop the flower from beating you up?

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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!

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Well that was underwhelming...

Fern switched out almost immediately and brought out his stupid snake

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She beat that shitty snake easily enough too

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NO PLEASE DON'T BE MAD I LIVE IN ABJECT FEAR OF YOU LORD FERN!

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I-I can offer my most prized possession to soothe your rightful wrath...

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A LIMITED EDITION GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Ah the bleating of a worthless loser...music to my ears

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GEE I WONDER WHO COULD THAT BE?

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A very good description of Cain.

A big punk clothes wearing eggplant.

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I have got to stop agreeing with Fern about people.

First Corey and now Cain.

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You do as well so anything mean you're about to say will reflect on you too

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Siiiiiigh...

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YOUR TESTICLES. MY FIST. SQUISH.

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Well I'm getting the fuck out of here.

I wonder how the Archer and the gang are getting on...

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Hey Boss gimme a sec I'm gonna put on my new outfit.

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How do I look?

Mysterious? Dangerous? Handsome-ious?

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Now I bet you guys can't wait to hear the reasoning behind my choice of mask...

It's a reaaaal doozy.

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With this mask I am the Phantom of the "Aqua"

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Bask in my glory.


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Finally! Those Magma scum will pay for...for...uh...

THEY'LL PAY!

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The Phantom will go at once


I'm such a fucking loser

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I don't remember this crowd being here.

I mean there was on earlier but they were further down the bridge spouting Attack on Titan references...

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If it's a Team Rocket repelling spray I'm leaving.

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HA. HA. HA.

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You see how much I laughed there?

It means I found it incredibly humorous.

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OOOOOOOOH!

What is it?

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Well I'm probably going to be the "untrustworthy trainer" in that scenario so It's a no from me

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That's a very good point. I mean I'm already the superior breed of trainer.

Having to rely on someone else demeans my might.

P.S I'm great.

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Might want to use a better word than "force" there champ

I mean I'm no guy with two nerds with him or whatever the hell you are...but that word might not be well recieved

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Wait how is the prototype different than the mass-produced ones?

These things only have one possible function...

Also I want one.

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Well I never!

I'm going to storm away in a dignified huff!

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J...K...






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Ah the Magma scum hideout.

What losers hanging out in an alleyway...

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And you with the Aqua gang.

Prepare to die.

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Don't be such "wet" blankets guys

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You know how it goes...

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HOW?!? These two are STILL in the way!

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But you left the other 3 at home?

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This is the big Aqua finale Archer no point in pulling the punches now mate.

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Uhhhh...

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Hmmm...

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Power isn't everything...only a fool would think that.

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Archer...real talk for a second...

Do you know how to count?

If you brought Pierce we would have outnumbered them

You really are a bad strategist...

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You could try yelling math problems to confuse him

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Mmmmmmmmrrrgggghhhh.....

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On the off chance you do beat me you'll suffer a hell of a lot more damage than Archer will against Break.

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HEY! That's observational humor and only I'M allowed to have it!

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For victory, honey!

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Alright time to beat this flame brain at his own game...

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That was kinda lame...

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Thaaaat's a pretty big level jump...

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But Flounder doesn't give a shit.

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Flounder will "fin"ish it off after this turn and it's on to his ace

Probably a Camerupt...

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What.

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WHAT!?!?

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Of all the bullshit moves...

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DAMN YOU MAXWELL! YOU KILLED FLOUNDER!

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AND NOW YOU BROKE MY HAND!

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Sigh...that's annoying...

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Just like this stupid mask.

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I hope you drown in your tears tonight

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Fuck your "For now" If I ever see you shits again I'll destroy you where you stand.

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Yay.

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Oh I will. I need material wealth to fill the hole in my heart

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Huh?

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Another fire type wouldn't be ba-

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...sigh...















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So long Flounder you were very useful and I'll miss that.

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Hey Sickle

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I know Sickle but Flounder was a part of the team nothing will fill the void he le-

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Huh? Something wrong Sickle?

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Well...as long as it's only slightly...

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Thanks Boss I'll catch you on the "Flipper"-side

Heh.

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Better change out of my work clothes...

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Ahhh back in my home colours...

Well now that I have Rock Smash it's time for some backtracking!


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Whatcha doin' pal?

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FUCK! This how you greet people?

No wonder you live down here in friggin' Fraggle Rock

does anyone else get that Fraggle vibe from this place?

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It's...very rubble-like?

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I guess that's what he calls his right and left arms

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Oh so it's like Sinnoh's shitty underground thing?

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So the rocks glow because of the treasure inside?

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Alright!

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I'll give it to you game this mechanic is much better than the one in Sinnoh






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Well look a giant ominous stone door.

Actually...wasn't this door deeper down in the cave?

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Guess it isn't THAT sacred...

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Ponytail mentioned it containing a ultimate source of power...Does this door lead to the same place?

Or is this leading to another ultimate power?

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Well...I'll be fucked if I know

So I'm just gonna shelve the door mystery for now

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Hello trapped Lunatone.

I shall name you Moonpie.

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THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT

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I don't care. You've killed waay too many free Pokemon for my liking you little shit

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Now stew in there while I continue back-tracking.

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Might as well let them do the grunt work

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I'm not catching you.

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Poor Lillipup...it must have a "ruff" life

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HUMOR YOU GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ




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Beryl ward is still a shithole it seems

I can't "beryl"-ieve it

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I tend to go a bit weird when i wander aimlessly...


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That's a roof leaping Emogla...

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I must own it's life.

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Hm?

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GAAGHAHHHAHAGHGAAGHAGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



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There's a cave blocked by a smash-able rock

I wonder if there's something inside to pleasure my co-

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Christ!

It's dark in here.

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Well...better start exploring...

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I better not run into a Strength boulder...

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What...is this?

It feels like I'm touching some rather thin jail bars...

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One sec...

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And on the 17th episode Sean said "Let there be light."

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It's "frustration" eh?

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I wouldn't either if somebody caught me humping a wall...

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Aaaand we're out.

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This is a pretty nice clearing in the for-

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Huh?

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YOU.

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I SAID I'D BE BACK FUCKERS!

WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST?

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LET'S DO THIS BITCH!


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So many flammable creatures

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So little time...

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Don't get cocky you're only back to evolve into a Pidgeot and we'll see how it goes from there.

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Ahahahahaha...the big boy comes out to play?

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FUCK ME!

That's...a rather steep difference in levels...

Mako'll probably be fine though both his types are super-effective against Shit-ry

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I'm all for that.

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Ooooohh that's not good I better switch...

Slightly embarrassing to do but he's got like 15 levels on Mako

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YEAH BITCH! SICKLE GON' CUT YOU UP!

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Hear that folks? That's the sound of Shiftry's life ending.

And it is GLORIOUS.

Now let's look for some loot while the Nuzleaf's tremble in fear of me.

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Meh mediocre prize.

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?!

That's my ?! face

It's the face I make when I'm shocked and/or confused

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Also my bag is glowing a very eerie red...

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I don't remember where I got you

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And that's terrifying.

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OH MY GOD!

GET INSIDE MAH BALLS!

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I really love this little guy's evolved form

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It was a toss up between this and Big O but this one's a nice name so I'll keep it

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That was well worth the side-trip.

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...Why are these Nuzleaf still here though?

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Huho...

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...hehehe...

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That's a very fitting name for what they did to me.

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What? I get more than one?

Heh...

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Hahahaha...

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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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And then there was one...

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And do you know what?

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I'm gonna give you the worst fucking nickname of all time.

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Well...that was fun.

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But I think they deserve a "special" box to rest in...

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Coincidentally I found this old picture of me and the gang

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Oh what rascals we were back in the day...

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Welp that's enough about the worst war criminals ever...

We've got one last place before we're done!

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The Beryl ward library!

Here I gooooo~

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Here we are. I wonder how the zombie survivor guy is doing?

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...He apparently turned into a Gothielle...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! A TALKING POKEMON!!!

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Quiet Selina.

Amazingly this pokemon is capable of human speech

It must need me for a great task

Probably in randomized dungeons with a plucky partner pokemon

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Did you build it? I'm guessing no.

Which means you're squatting here illegally

And as Reborn's chief of police's favorite officer I'm gonna have to arrest you

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Nnnngh...fine you can stay.

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As in free stuff? Lady...mon...you have a deal

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Clean up Clean up everybody everywhere~

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Clean up Clean up everybody do your share~

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Huh? What's this?

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"Gutenberg Bible circa 1456"

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I'm sure it's a dime a dozen...

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Anything to help a pretty la-pokemon

Wait no that's worse...

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A blue...candle?

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Why is it called a Soul candle anyway?

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That's...a very om-om-om-ominous thing to s...s...sayyyy

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I'M JUST GONNA PUT THIS HERE OK?

OK!

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Punk!

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You already used that genre of music you have to pick a different one now

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I guess that's a reasonable guess

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It's okay.

Hey Gothielle!

I'm taking your daughter!

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Gee I guess? I mean I can't speak Pokemon obviously

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What does that mean?

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Ah.

Well fuck.

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Aren't you like 4?

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Well time to draw this episode to a close

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A lot went down today huh?

We beat up Fern, We beat up the Magma gang and we beat up some endangered Pokemon.

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But of course we helped clean a library so my karma should be back to normal

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See you lovelies next time eh?

Remember to shower me with well-deserved praise in the comments




I'M SO FUCKING HUMBLE!



Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Oct 3 2015, 04:56 PM.
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