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DerogatoryTrainer
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I think I've found a song that really represents my heart

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Hello people of questionable taste

It's episode 21 already huh?

How the time flies...

But enough reminiscing, I have a gym badge to get

uh and those orphans too

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Ahhh my very own boat

Amaria must have been in a super generous mood

Or you know concussed from getting punched by a Tyranitar

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Isn't this water supposed to be so acidic that the boat would melt?

Sooo...why is it just idling in it?

The hull must be weaker than wet tissue paper by now

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I'm watching you boat...

I refuse to die in the same lake as Cain

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NOW SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTUUUUUREEEE!

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Guess the adventure's over then?

Awww...

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I sure picked a bad day to go to the beach huh?

Wait shouldn't this rain be acidic?

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I'm guessing this is where my gym battle takes place

These students can watch me beat up their beloved Sensei.

Well since this is a fighting gym I might as well get...HIM.

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Saviour my ass

HAHA yeah that's great I'm gonna go look around

Why not tell Mako about it?

'Kay bye.

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You seem to be missing hatred,rage and passion there love

I'm guessing this is a Jedi kind of martial arts school yeah?

I mean I prefer Jedi but lightning fingers is a cool ass power

Sorry what were you saying?

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Okay...I think I'm following you so far...

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Bitch you better not be trying to jinx my winning streak

I'm not sure what it is exactly but it's definitely 100+ to 0

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Well I better murder all my Pokemon so I can better myself yeah?

Even I'm not that callous...

Also I realize this dialogue isn't meant for Nuzlockes but still...

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Fuck you stop tempting me

Besides I'm already the best.

Like no-one ever was.

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So basically learn from my past mistakes?

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Good thing I've never made a mistake in my life

except doing this damn show

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Well thank you for the lecture.

I shall use the knowledge I've gained to better myself.

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I'D BE BETTER IF I HAD THIS T.V FOR INSTANCE!

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Because I'm very insecure so I act out for atten-uh...

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FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!

Also some girl downstairs paid me to

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Yep.

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Don't know why.

This T.V's pretty shite.

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I'm going to turn you both in and get you expelled if the pay isn't good.

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Well...

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Okay I kind of like you

I won't turn you in even if the pay sucks

And then I fought a Hitmonchan

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Huh...I always wondered what would happen if you focused Selina's already immense power...

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Pretty neat huh Selina?

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Uhh...

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UHHHHH....

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Bad Cat.

Only I summon the powers of the beyond.

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So the sands power up Psychic moves?

Kiki's kind of setting herself up to get destroyed isn't she?

I mean I bet she has a Medicham anyway so she could use that

It's like the stereotype for female martial artists to have one in Pokemon





Anyway back to the T.V subplot cause I'm not lugging it around the whole damn island


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This guy right here.

Derogatory Trainer's the name, "petty" crime's the game

Like it's considered petty on a global level

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It's rather nice to be appreciated for once

Way better than hanging around ungrateful brats

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Go ahead. It's not like I'm already wanted for child kidnapping in this game.

And I won't rat you out even though the prize sucks

I hate that elitist store


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The Trainer Profile and the On the Hunt segments are pretty useful for information

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I mean this run is a blind one but I don't think they count.

Fuck it let's find Kiki.


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Oh yeah?

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I'll give you the first hit then...

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That's what I fucking thought

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Maaaaybe not the best day for an outdoor class there guys...


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Nooooope! I've had enough schooling in my life thank you

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GAH!!! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS OUTSIDE?!?

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Oh boy...it's going to be one of THOSE lectures.

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Y'know the ones where they discuss morals and crap like that.

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Take her word for it folks it probably happened.

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I mean are we limited to using stones?

Cause you could fit some water in there no bother.

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Really kid? You pay tuition to a martial arts academy and you take everything at face value?

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I'm going to take your lunch money after this for your stupidity.

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Heeeere comes the water....

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Okay a point to you Teach. I didn't think about the sand.

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I think I'm in the remedial class right now...

I mean anytime a teacher asks you that it's usually a "No there's more" deal going

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FUCKING OUTDOOR CLASSES!

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"Yeah Teach, how's this going to get me a job in the real world?"

What a shitty bunch of students

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Empty and beyond repair?

Way ahead of you.

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Missed the screenshot but the rocks represent the things that mean the most to us

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Okay that makes sense...

But what does the water represent?

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Fucking hell this weather's getting worse

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All that matters is love...

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THE PASSIONATE EMBRACE OF ANOTHER AS YOU GAZE INTO THE FUTURE TOGETHER!!!!

ALL HAIL LOVE!!! ALL HAIL LOVE!!! ALL. HAIL. LOOOOOOOOOVE.


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Not a bad lesson to teach people game

You gain back some points I deducted over the course of the game so far

My "Rivals" and the orphans caused the most deductions btw

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Battle.

Badge.

HM.

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What a great scheme that is.

"Help! My friends are trapped under these boulders!"

"Well in just 4 years of education you can move those boulders and save the remains of your friends"

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Oh ho...your room you say?

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Gah why do I bother she's just going to turn out to be gay or a robot anyway.

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Oh how I lament the pointless job I'm going to have to do to get the "honour" of fighting this bitch

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And it's you. Hi.

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How did you do that actually?

Boats don't come here and you are no where close to being able to use Fly.

Hmm...

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Excuse me?

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Important things?

Oh yes I've been directly involved in all of them

DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU HELPING OUT AT ANY POINT!

ALL YOU DID WAS LAMENT HOW BAD THE THINGS WERE THEN GIVE UP IMMEDIATELY !

YOU ALSO GOT CAPTURED!

BY SIMON AND FUCKING TARA!


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Oh don't I just know it...

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You know I'm not sure I want to be friends with someone other people consider having the friendship as being lucky

She's lucky to have me really

She would be dead otherwise

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Ammmeeeee!

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Mediate does that for all Pokemon y'know

She ain't special.

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I know Tayto's a dick but he can handle himself way better now

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So she cheats basically.

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This displeases me but at least I'll get a friggin badge this time around

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Thanks.

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Hand it and the badge over and I won't have to destroy you.

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Hahaha nope.

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I'm going to have to save them alone.

Cause lord knows I'm the only capable one who knows about it

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Kiki doesn't buy it

She knows Victoria will flake out again.

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"Truly"

As in she couldn't give a shit

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Fuck 'em.

I don't even care a little about your bullshit

All I know is that there are terrorists and they have Shelly and Heather.

And I'm going to save them.

The other three are optional.

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Oh shit she's dying?

Of non-Garchomp related injuries?

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Oh this should be good...

Also does she mean the entire league?

Cause no way she did that.


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no fucking way...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's literally the biggest load of utter crap I've ever heard

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"Other priorities eh?"

You literally have done nothing of any significance in this entire game

All you do is run up, tell me how bad something is, lose and fuck off somewhere

I've been here 3 months and she hasn't managed a SINGLE FUCKING LEADER?

She has finally cemented herself as the worst god-damn rival ever

And it is fucking hilarious at this stage.

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YEP! Her star pupil fails to accomplish anything and so it falls to me to save the god damn day again

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That's-a me!

Also you don't fucking own the move bitch

It's a fucking CD that every region has

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

I'M KIND OF ON THE CLOCK HERE LADY!

BUT NAH I'M SURE THOSE KIDS WILL BE FINE WITH TEAM METEOR AND THE GUY WHO TRIED TO DECAPITATE ME!

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Ohhhhh I'm not liking the sound of that...

I feel a Pompeii situation coming on...

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Really he already beat Victoria who's been here for years?

I mean god damn I almost feel sorry for you at this stage Victoria

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Excuse me?

"Both"?

That's not how this shtick works Kiki.

I'm the challenger. I'll beat you by myself and you'll fork it over

Don't try to make me suffer for Victoria's failings

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I hate this trope you know

"You must prove yourself before I'll fight you"

What a load of shite

Oh well let's meet the jerk and get this over with

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OH MY GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW???

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Ah.

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Well now I feel like an asshole.

She's still one of the nicest and least sinister characters in this region so...

I'm...uh sorry for being mean earlier Victoria...

I just don't like being given the run-around

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He destroy the town by building a gym with lava in it?

I always thought that was a terrible design choice

I'm looking at you Clair.

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IIIIIIIIIIIII think you did.

It was literally the second thing that came to mind when you thought of him

Ahhh puppy love...

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Well that sounds...really really dangerous

And stupid. Can't forget stupid.

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Suuuuure

I'll just walk up to him and say "YO CAL VICTORIA WANTS SOME OF YOUR DI-"

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That's not saying much dear

Especially when Kiki said it was Cal not 2 minutes ago.

Now I'll see you later I've got wannabe martial artists to fight

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Huh didn't know the sand here had wild Pokemon...

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Ugh...that name was too cool to waste on a Wingull...

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But hey not like I can be picky

Water types are hard to come by here

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Well I guess I was wrong...

Well let's just say GOOD water types are hard to come by

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Want some Pokesnax?

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Stop sipping these biscuits event Pokemon

It worries me

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What?

I had writer's block that day

'Sides I'm never going to use her

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Well I guess I've found the entrance to the volcano

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That doesn't say Mt.Pyrous.

This isn't the right hot cave is it?

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GAH AND IT TAUNTS ME TOO

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That's more like it

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But now's a good time to end the episode in my opinion

Although no one else is here to give me their opinion...

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Anyway we got introduced to Victoria's Sensei who taught her nothing apparently

There was something about bowls and now we have to climb a volcano

What an action packed episode this was eh?

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I'll see you bastards next time yeah?

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Also I'm probably going to set an actual day of the week to update this thing

I'm thinking Sunday so I'll have most of the work done already

Ok bye for realsies this time







Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Nov 6 2015, 04:41 PM.
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