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DerogatoryTrainer
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Greatest in the Galaxy
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Okay let's see what puzzles we have in store here...

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Guess I'm meant to use Rock Smash to clear the blockage?

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This feels like a terrible idea


DerogatoryTrainer uses Rock Smash


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NO LAVA! MY ONE OF MANY WEAKNESSES!


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You're gonna have a bad time...

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Hi there.

Apparently i didn't take a greeting image for this episode so you get this ugly mug instead

I'd take a new one but I fired my make-up girl yesterday.

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Anyway let's get on with the grand adventure shall we?

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Ooohh he's really cool

He shall be mine.

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I really should have went shopping before I left the city

Oh well it's a good thing I believe in the Heart of the Balls

Wait...

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Because it's the first thing I think of when I think of coolness

Welcome to the gang Spike

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Great attitude!

Mainly because by associating with me you've been put on Reborn's Most Wanted

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I'm not sure I should stand where lava was not 10 seconds ago...

Ah well convection schmonvection...

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More lava

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More flesh melting pain

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What the fuck is that thing?

It's probably a pokemon but I don't remember which one...

That means it's probably Gen 5

I kinda zoned out during that generation...

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Great I can give this to Cinder at some point

But do I reaaally want her to get more firepower to burn me with?

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Right I'm not going to fight you because I have no idea what you are

And I'm out of balls anyway

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OH HO HO!
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It's finally happening...I'm going to get a super fighting robot...

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Hell. Yes.

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I'll have that thanks. It'll be useful against Fairies

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And we're out

Into the fucking rain again.

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I'm guessing this bloke is Cal?

Also it's a cool view from up here

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Watch out below!

Nah just kidding I'd rather destroy you in a battle

Unless you do something to upset me over the course of this game

Then I'll regret not pushing you

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Mate you've had 3 ellipses already.

Are we fighting or not?

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Oh wow it speaks

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Oh has she sent others?

Man it's tough being the new kid when the teacher makes all the graduating class fight you

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Oh god here we go...

He's about to give me, a random stranger, his tragic backstory.

Siiigh let's get it over with...

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I'm guessing Bugsy is your older brother too?

Man what a dick that guy is

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Well "challenging" isn't the word I'd use

"Decimating" is more accurate

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Well last time I saw her she witnessed a suicide, got her friend tortured and now she's in the clutches of a terrorist group

Y'know the usual.

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OH BOY.

More sadness.

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Not sure I can relate to that depressing bullshit

I'm the first born son in my family.

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So mathematically I received the most love from my parents.

So sucks to be you and Shelly i guess

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Awww

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Bro...that's rough and all...

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But we've just met

I don't give a shit about you yet.

So let's get your humiliating defeat over with okay?

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Everyone in this damn city must meditate like crazy then

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FINALLY!



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Oh my god...EVIL MAKO!

How ever will I beat this foe?

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Instantly. That's how

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Clearly Cal doesn't know how to train Infernapes properly

that and Al is 7 levels stronger

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Oh noes whatever shall I do?

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"Super effective" he says.

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And another one crushed by Al

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He trying to use Shadow Ball on me with that Delphox?

Well too bad!

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I HAVE AN ANGRY FISH ROCKET THING!

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Sure she's kind of a glass cannon

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But Speed Boost is a wonderful ability to have

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Another one bites the dust...

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Ew...I hate fighting Magmortars

They always have annoying movesets like Thuderbolt,Earhtquake and Fire Blast to cover themselves

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Better leave it to Al and Magnitude

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I fucking hate Magnitude

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UGGGHHH It's shit like this that makes me hate Magmortars

Come on Magnitude don't fail me now...again...

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Hnnnnnn...

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Whew thank Zeus...

Would have hated to lose Al just as he becomes super strong

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Ugh negate Al's only effective move why don't you

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Dear god I've ruined these Pokemon.

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Jasmine go! And no crying!

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???

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Y...you do know that Jasmine's an electric type right?

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I'm starting to think Cal didn't "resign" of his own will

He was probably laughed out of the place

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So this is his last 'mon?

Why was Magmortar even there?

Shouldn't he have Emboar instead?

Y'know seeing as all the rest were starters?

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Just kill it.

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You were fucking easy.

It's almost like this school has extremely low standards or something

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That's...not foolish at all?

It's a good plan. You just happen to suck at Pokemon.

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Well doesn't that just fill me with dread...

...

Betcha I can bungee jump off the edge.

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Awwwwwww yeaaaaahhh!!!!

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CAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSS!!!!



















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I hope I don't have to pay for that roof...

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Eyyy girls! How you doin'?

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Oh wow I didn't think that would work...

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She isn't still dying is she?

I need my badge first

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It's not though. It's located in the brain.

So it's be more of an organ than a muscle...

Don't they teach biology here?

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I can go to Cianwood for some Special Medicine if you want?

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I don't believe you.

Mainly because Amaria said the same thing and then she coughed blood all over me.

Is it a Reborn thing to play off grievous injuries as being "winded"?

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Angsty, has an asshole brother and he sucks at battling.

The usual for this region I guess

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Is that even a fucking question?

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Thank you Kiki. At least someone expected me to win easily.

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FINALLY!

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Ah it's okay I don't even remember why I needed the HM anyway

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I'm starting to not want to battle you though...

The strain of battling someone so great can be fatal to healthy people

And you...aren't healthy.

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Oh well...no point in growing a conscience at this stage...

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...*siiiiigh*...

I was expecting it but I thought she'd have at least a shred of common sense about this.

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Because you would have failed it.

Or gotten distracted and run off somewhere.

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I could tell.

She wouldn't be so stubborn about being okay if it wasn't fatal

She's in denial about it...but I can't blame her for it.

Well I can...but I'll try not to.

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What Cal didn't want the job?

You know her "best" student?

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And once again I have to be Victoria's reality check...

Remember those orphans and Shelly?

They'll probably die if I don't do this.

And Kiki's death is a forgone conclusion either by sickness or Garchomp

So the orphans are the only logical choice to save.

I mean if there was a long and annoying quest to save Kiki i'd do it in a heartbeat but I doubt it

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Sigh...this episode is really bumming me out...

We'll just speed up this fight...

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One.

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Two.

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Three.

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Four.

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And Five.

It wasn't a victory i feel good about really...

Tayto really has gotten good though...

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Are you okay?

I'm...uh only concerned for appearance's sake...yeah...

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Ugh...I hate feeling guilty for doing the right thing

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But really this battle wouldn't even be fucking necessary if Kiki wasn't such a stickler for rules and just gave me the HM

So it's her fault really

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That's right Sean...blame the dying woman...

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Very loosely I'd imagine

I barely show restraint or self-control when it requires me to

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Or if Kiki kicks the bucket during this fight...

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Well hey she's not bad looking...

...

Is she glowing?

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But no one else wants to.

Fuck it let's make her last battle a good one

she IS glowing

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No Guard is also a fun ability...

Mainly because Dynamic Punch becomes a strong move with 100% accurate confusion

Now for a switch and....

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Selina wrecks it

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Time for Taytos

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Excuse me?

The fuck is "pure focus"?

It don't sound good...

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Okay okay we can end it now

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You bitch.

Imma double tap you.

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Speed kills mother fucker!

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Y-you aren't that great b-baka!

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MOVING ON!

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Nice to see the fighting/poison type make an appearance...

I mean why would she battle with that?

It's not like I'm gonna fight her with Fairy types

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Hmmmm...

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Use Psychic

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Yay.

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Mako'd be the best option I guess...

Kind of worried about Bone rush though...

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Uh oh

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That Aura Sphere tho...

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She'll heal now...

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Aaaaand dead.

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I probably should have opened with Close Combat like usual but meh.

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Here comes the stereotype 'mon.

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Mnnngh...this could have been avoided if you bent the rules just a little you know...

I'd even pass up on the badge.

Mainly you'll probably die right after this match and the badge will be reset...

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THE FUCK?!

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Oh no Sickle has become...an ICE-SICKLE!

Hehehehe

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Ulp...uh...sorry...

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She'd better come back...

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And Selina destroys yet another team.

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Yaaaayyy...I won...





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Sorry you say something?

I wasn't focusing.

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Uh oh she's fading...

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QUICK THROW IT BEFORE YOU DIE!

IT'LL STILL COUNT I THINK!


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Oh fuck...my raw skill at battling killed her...

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Or it was probably that pesky terminal illness thing...





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Who gives a shit about what those losers think?

You need better priorities right now love

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Well...fuck.

This is rather uncomfortable...

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Dammit don't leave me alone here Victoria

I don't know what to talk to her about...

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Nononononono...

Y'see last time I let a Gym Leader out of my sight he jumped off a bridge

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GIVE ME MY BADGE KIKI.





















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Do you even know the woman like?

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It won't.

It's going to get much worse if Shade's computer is anything to go by...

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I hate that rule...it's bullshit.

I mean what about people who beat Kiki way before I did?

Does their badge get reset too?

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Your dying master?

See? I've been paying attention.

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He would have lost anyway...

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He IS an idiot so it wouldn't be hard for him to do

Besides...

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Cain's dead, Victoria.

He tried to surf on a Muk...you know...the toxic puddle pokemon?

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Actually how did he use Surf in the first place?

I haven't even gotten that far yet and he's way weaker than me...

Ah I'm sure it's the same bullshit that lets other people use their Pokemon without HMs

Lord how I hate that nonsensical rubbish

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Nope. Stop. Desist. Stad.

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I don't want to get him.

He's annoying and sexually aggressive towards me.

And I have no reason to save him unless I wanted to lose the kids to Team Meteor again.

WHICH I DON'T.

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Wait what?

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK






















WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET THE DAMN REPLIES?!?

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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Nov 15 2015, 12:19 AM.
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