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Probable spoilers in this song so read below first maybe?

Or don't. I'm not your mother.


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Aloha Bitches and welcome to another episode of "Where's My Badge?"

Haha.

I want my fucking badge.

Anyway this is the penultimate episode of season 2 so we're getting closer and closer to the long Christmas break I'm going to take

so I can FINALLY play Fallout 4

Anyway...

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ONWARD!

Replies? In the right place? What sorcery is this?



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Well as you can see I've finally arrived at Azurine Island...

AND IT'S STILL FUCKING RAINING

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Which is slightly foreboding...could it be foreshadowing something?

Who knows?

Anywho...

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It took me like 5 minutes before I figured out I could walk on these things

I thought they were rocks

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But before we continue let's see what amazing Pokemon live on this island...

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Woo.

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Mario references are always funny

exceptwhenIhavetocatchashittymushroomImeancomeonit'sjustagen5VoltorbOverworldjokeGRRRRAHHH











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What's this sparkly X on the ground?

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Not anymore

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Because I picked it up.

Looks like an earring...probably Cain's...

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Oh no don't you start with any of that SeanXCain bullshit game.

I ain't having that shit in my Nuzlocke.

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Hi there.

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Can I "axe" you a question?

that felt so forced...

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This island is boring

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This island really sucks

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And do you know what?

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I don't give a fuuuuck.


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Actually that looks like a building over there.

Probably where Cain is hiding...

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He's lucky I'd rather find him than go back through this shitty island.

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Also that is a magic healing gem so I am instantly on my guard.

Oh well what's behind door number one?

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Team Meteor. What. A. Surprise.

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Also HOW were you not expecting me?

I've literally smashed up most of your factories and beaten all of you grunts half to death

I'm really trying to become Team Meteor's Anti-Christ.

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You see? Even the stupid one get's it.

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How...how did you capture Victoria aga-

Oh wait they're talking about Cain...

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I wouldn't call him a friend per se.

I mean most friends are able to hand over a fucking key without needing to run around half the region

And most friends don't use the excuse I'll give it to you later when it is literally as simple as putting their hand into their pocket and giving it to me.

So no he's not my friend.

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YOU'VE KILLED HIM!?!?

Aster...Eclipse...I don't know what to say...T...thank yo-

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...

You fuckers got my hopes up.

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Yeah...someone is.

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You guys might want to get some reinforcements or else this'll be too easy...

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I've fought you with Fern and Victoria.

Neither of them are my friends.

That'd be Shelly, Amaria and that Potion lady from episode 1.

I never did find her again...

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Ah well enough talking...

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LET'S FIGHT!!!

Dear god what emotion was I going for in this picture? Constipation?

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Hmmmm the match ups aren't bad except for Sickle's rock weakness...

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But really...

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Who can stop my best girls?

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Heal all you want~

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It won't matter in the end...

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Oh fuck a Rhydon...

Okay kill Solrock then bail Sickle

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Yeahhh Solrock? More like Sol-SUCK!

nailed it

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Well thanks for using that shitty move Rhydon.

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Geeeet the fuck back Sickle I'm not pushing my luck that far.

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Now for a little Flying type exploit...

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Just let Selina finish her turn...

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Gaaaaah you bitch.

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Chance it anyway

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What he said!

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Now my "master plan" can unfold...

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6 huh?

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Well it should kill the Magmar at least...

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Fuck.

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DOUBLE FUCK!

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AAAAHHHH!

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AAAAAAHHH!

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Okay I missed a few shots but Al killed Magmar and then Eclipse(?) sent out a Milotic and I switched in Jasmine

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Okay minor set-back but everything's cool now...

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Was kind of hoping for a kill there Tayto...

T-tayto?

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No...




















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Tay....to...

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If only you killed it with Twister you stupid bird...

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Siiiiiigh...It shouldn't depress me this much...he wasn't very strong or fast but...ugh...

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No no no fuck that not losing two Pokemon in one battle ever

Especially not to Aster and Eclipse.

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It's a terrible idea but I have no other options at this point

Al's slow as fuck. Selina's in the red. Sickle's at half Hp and Tayto's dead.

You've got a full tank of gas buddy.

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Dammit why couldn't you pull a Cal and attack Jasmine instead?

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It's okay after this the Milotic will be gone and-

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NNNNNGGGGHHHH WHY NOW?

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I have to sacrifice Mako's attack for this....

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NO NOT MAKO!!!




























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JESUS CHRIST MY HEART!

FUCK.




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Hooooo...

At least I healed him this turn so no suicide hits...

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Phew...that's gone at least...

Now back you come Mako

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No idea what you're talking about but sit the rest of this out pal.

SICKLE!

Fuck 'em up.

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That was too fucking close...

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You're telling me...

Ya bitch.

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God damn it that exciting battle made me forget about him.

Thanks for reminding me.

Ya bitch.

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He's behind that machine covering that door on the back wall right?

I can clearly see the door frame.

Try harder next time.

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Go die in a fire Eclipse.

Ugh...well enough moodiness I'll brood later

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Now where o where could the secret door be?

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Is it here?

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Or is it....

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HERE!

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Oh boy I can bury my bird...

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Well Tayto it's been a real trip

You were annoying and arrogant

But damn it I'm going to miss you

Amaaaazing graaaace...






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Sigh...

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I'm going to train up Ace I think

Hopefully he won't die immediately...

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HAHA.

Welcome aboard the sinking ship Ace.

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Just a quick heal...

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And now to...sigh...save Cain.

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Uh...hello?

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Well I guess I better cough politely to announce my presence.

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Cough.

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Cough.

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Ugh...I know what those three Y's mean Cain...

I've been texted before.

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Ugh...

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I think you mean "He washed ashore because a Muk can't be used as a boat and he's an idiot for trying it?"







And then Cain said this :



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Bleugh.

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I think I threw up in my mouth a little...


















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BECAUSE PLOT!

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I'm not a cop anymore Taka confessing won't spare you a beating.

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Good.


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Well...that's going a bit far...

I just thought they were going to beat everyone up.

But I'm sort of waiting on a badge from them so I'm going to have to stop you.

Oh and save Kiki, Victoria and Whats-his-Face.

That too.

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I'm kind of surprised it hasn't been raised to "Kill on sight"

I mean Solaris seemed pretty keen on never letting me enjoy hats again so...


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Oh right we starting?

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YOOOOOM-TAAAAAHHH!

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No...It can't be...

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HE'S ACCIDENTALLY SENT OUT HIS HOUSE KEYS!

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!


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Aaaaand there goes one of the laziest designs in Poke-History.

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This was a fairly uninteresting battle if I'm honest so let's just zoom through eh?

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Biff.

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Boff.

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Boom.

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I see trying to hide the tears eh?

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Right I don't think Taka's all that psyched about being part of Team Meteor

Maybe I can convert him to the good side?

Well...MY side at least.

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OOOOORRRR I could stop you here and now and avoid climbing that effing volcano again?

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NOPE!

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I GUESS I JUST DECIDED THAT I COULD USE A NICE HIKE THEN YEAH?

NO YEAH THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA.

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Shut the fuck up and give me the key to the Wasteland.

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CAIN.

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KEY. WASTELAND. NOW.

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And lord knows THAT would be just tragic...

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He's going to get captured again isn't he?

Well if not he certainly won't be able to stop them.

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I'm going to call it here folks.

I need a break from all the stupid...

And the Meteor's are getting surprisingly good at battling if Aster are Eclipse are anything to go by...

Oh well...see you guys onnnn...

December 6th?

Yeah that's when the new episode will be up

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Same Poke-Time, Same Poke-Channel!






























Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Nov 22 2015, 04:04 PM.
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