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DerogatoryTrainer
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The lyrics for this are batshit but it kinda fits


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Hey there gang!

Looks like we're onto our second season's finale eh?

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Let's hope nobody jumps of a bridge and welches out on giving me a badge this time...

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I'm sure Kiki made a miraculous recovery and Taka slipped into some lava with the PULSE

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Yeah...that'd be great.

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WHY?

It's pretty clear this is a race against time Victoria!

Ughhhh...make it quick then.

I'm starting to sound like Heather...

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OH REALLY?

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And you didn't think of mobilizing your large martial-arts trained student body to stop them?

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Well you guys maybe

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I'm legging it if things go awry

And because my in-game character can't act intelligently, things most certainly will.

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More? The fuck else could they want from a volcanic eruption other than devastating the region?

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Groudon doesn't live in the volcano right?

Right?

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Oh so it isn't something more It's what they've been doing this whole damn time

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Right that's a load of shite Kiki

Reject technology? You have a T.V and an in-house Pokemon center

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Trust me I stole one of those things

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Good thing we didn't waste time having a meeting about something we already know is happening eh?

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*Snrk*

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Nor was it the time for a pre-battle huddle but whatever...

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You mean "Sean" right?

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Don't worry Vicky. I'll take care of it for you

and that shiny badge

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Oh really?

Give me the damn Wasteland Key so.

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I'm going to push him into the volcano.

I'll just blame Team Meteor...

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Too late.

That impromptu music number cost us crucial seconds

Everyone's going to die.

Because of YOU.

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Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

Now let's go save this stupid academy before I die of old age

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Oh what now?

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Wait...

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Don't do what you're about to do game.

Don't do it to me.

Please...

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HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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Fuck it I'm done.

*click*

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God damn this game's addictive-ness

LET'S GO SAVE THE ACADEMY!

YAY!

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Uhhhhh...

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Who the fuck was that?

Cain? Taka? Meteor Grunt Antoine from episode 4?

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Nope it's you of course.

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Well you can heal my Pokemon for me I suppose.

Can't think of any other use you'd be...

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Oh?

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I wonder if I can turn on the lava right here...

Hypothetically of course...

Yeah...

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HA!

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No.

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That he fucking sucked and should be ashamed to call himself a Pokemon trainer.

Why'd you ask?

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Uh...

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Is this really the fucking time for you to tell me about your obvious crush on Cal?

You know? WHEN WE'RE FIGHTING TERRORISTS?

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Well Cal's going to die.

Victoria just raised like a thousand death flags for him.

Oh well no real loss.




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Joke from Shrek 2!

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OH JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH THEY BEAT CAL!

WHAT EVER WILL WE FUCKING DO?

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You'd think you'd be good at taking two guys at once huh?

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Anyone else feel like she said Apophyll as an afterthought?

Anyone?

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We could pee all over your stuff?

Bet you wouldn't like that huh?

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Let's get this party started already then!

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Hah?

Is that how it works?

I thought it was instantaneous...

Does that mean people in the forest covered Wards just watched as a group of shady people set up PULSEs attached to screaming Pokemon in their city centers?

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*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPP*


Wait who cares?

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Alright then let's see what Meteor's bossman can do then.

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Yeah that's going to go soooo well for you.

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"MWAHAHA I SOLARIS AM A GIANT WEABOO!!!

LOOK AT MY ANIME POSE AND TREMBLE!!!"


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Oh my god he's seriously only using one Pokemon?

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What?

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No seriously what?

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I...how...you...

Oh dear god...

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T-this can't be happening right?

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THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN RIGHT?????

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H-hope?

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No...

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C-Cheshire...

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S-Selina...

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Well I don't give a shit about you.

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It...it can't just end like this...

Not so pathetically...

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Mako...

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god damn it...

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I...

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What? It's still going?

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I don't understand

I should have been scurried back to the nearest Pokemon Center...

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What the fuck was this then?

A scripted battle?

In a Pokemon game?

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Thanks for fucking reminding me Victoria.

Really.

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Wha?

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And how are you going to do that?

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WELL GUESS WHAT DIPSHIT YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE VOLCANO YOU'RE ABOUT TO BLOW UP

WHAT WAS YOUR EXIT STRATEGY?

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Finally she's learned some common sense!

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WHAT?

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CAL YOU TRAITOROUS MOTHERFUCKER!

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Oh boo hoo hoo my brother was mean so I'm going to kill everyone by being a FUCKING BITCH!

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DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!

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Jesus...that's not a good way to go...

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Oh no you fucking don't.

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DIE. DIE. DIE.

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IT DIDN'T WORK?!?

WHY DO I EVEN BRING THIS THING?

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Uh...uh...

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ELBOW DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

*crunch*

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ELBOW YOU FAILED ME!

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GAAAAAAH!!!

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Well...that only hurt...a fucking lot...

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DAMMIT!

MY BADGE!

AND KIKI!

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OH YEAH? KIKI WOULD HAVE JUST SURVIVED THE VOLCANO FALLING ON HER AFTER YOU BLEW IT UP?

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Don't fucking re-iterate what I say after what you did you pony-tailed prick.

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NO ARGUMENTS HERE!

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Or y'know...

KILLING SOMEONE'S MEDICHAM?

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Oh great let's all enjoy some tea and biscuits while we welcome you back no problem!

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Fuck you and your enlightenment

We don't want you on our side.


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IT DOESN'T IN MY EYES CAL!

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OH MY FUCKING GO-

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THANK YOU FOR CALLING HIM OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT VICTORIA!

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Fuck off already.

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Glad to see we're already lying to ourselves about what just happened...


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Let's...let's just leave this damned place already...





































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Well...that could have gone better right guys?

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Ugh...

Perhaps a bit too soon to be making jokes...

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Thanks Victoria...

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Although why did I need this again?

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I suppose I can let it go...

After all it's not her fault I don't have the badge...

It's Solaris and Cal's fault.

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Of course she did.

You are literally the best out of an entire school.

And that's really sad.

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Heh...flaking out till the end eh Victoria?

Don't worry. I will never lose again.

Never.


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I think she just said "both of us" so you wouldn't feel left out dipshit

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You could leave?

That'd cheer me right up.

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What's more important than getting badges?

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OH.

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OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

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Oh god how long has it been?

Uhhh...Let's see...

4...no 5 weeks?

Yup... they're dead

Definitely dead...

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I swear to god if you aren't there with the key in hand I'm going to break you.

Into little flamboyant pieces...

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Sigh...

Despite everything you've done to aggravate me I'm going to miss you

You have now been added to my friend list.

Guess I better get to the hardest part of this series...



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It shouldn't have to end like this...

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Well...we've had a good run huh guys?

Made it all the way to a second season...

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But I can't see me continuing this show after losing all my best Pokemon in one bullshit battle

I mean HOW was I supposed to win against Solaris?

I had no idea he was going to pull that bullshit...

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Anyway thanks for all your lovely support

It made doing this run a real pleasure...

Bye bye.

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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Nov 29 2015, 08:52 PM.
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