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DerogatoryTrainer
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Greatest in the Galaxy
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Sup bitches?

Been a while huh?

So long that I need a haircut really badly now

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Are we all ready to start Season 3 of this awful nonsense of a run?

I'm going to assume yes

GREAT!

Also I can't find my Rocket T-shirt

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Finn and Jake will do for now though.

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Any way I'm sure we all remember what happened last time right?

Solaris beat the shit out of me

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But I have just the loophole to escape that bullshit

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THIS

For anyone not familiar with Full Metal Alchemist

This is a Philosophers Stone. They are powered by human souls.

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Or in this case Nuzleaf souls

I'm not bitter shut up

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Anyway I'll only use this loophole once because it's the only fight in that you don't have to win

Well as far as I've played at least

Anyway without further ado let's bring back my old team!

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Now how does this thing turn on...

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OH FUCK!








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I...don't know why I chose this song...

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So Mako what's being alive again like?

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Excellent now make sure not to tell Jasmine about thi-

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Fuck.

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Anyway that's enough of my face let's get on with some actual gameplay huh?

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Yeaaaah gonna leave him alone for a bit

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Gonna train up some Psychics to beat up his sister

Hope she doesn't have a Drapion tho.

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Is that you Lord?

Is my punishment over?

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Satan?

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Oh god it's worse.

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LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

CAN'T HEAR YOUR TRAITOROUS EXCUSES LOSER!

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Oh guess i forgive you then.

NOT.

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Into a back-stabbing bitch-face

See how mad I am?

I used hyphenated insults

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What.

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That's all well and good but I just have one teensy tiny problem with your story...

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If you didn't want to hurt anyone and were such a nice boy

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW KIKI'S MEDICHAM IN THE VOLCANO?!?!

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Fuck off already mate

You won't get any sympathy from me

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Toodle-oo

Hope no Meteors getcha.

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Right now where was I?

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Uh...

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I wonder what kind of Pokemon that was?

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Anyway time to grind of these guys to level up mah Pokes.

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*grinding ensues*

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And now little brat...

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Turns into stroppy teenager.

Jesus...

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And now this adorable pink thing

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Turns into...

Wait what?

DerogatoryTrainer ran away

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But it failed...

help meeeee




























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Well back to Cain!

What? Trauma?

Nahhhhh nothing happened.

...

...

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YEAH I THINK SO.

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I'll destroy them for letting you loose on the world


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GAHHHHHHH!

I FUCKING HATE YOU CAIN!

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I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH

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He'll kill it that's what!

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Almost died in the process but meh.

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Thunderbolt that Samu-Rotter

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1 HP left?

Really?

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And the bitch switches out for his Haunter

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But it re-dies without giving Jasmine a scratch.

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Might as well get Athena bonus Exp off of this rare occurrence

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Fuck

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But not too much Fuck.

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Let's just end it already

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Yeah who needs those orphans that desperately need "our" help anyway?

Fuck those guys am I right?

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FINALLY

This was just tedious.

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So how was your family able to get supplies then?

Am I just going to find a gym full of corpses again?

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OH MY GOD!

PLEASE DO THAT!

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Fucking tease

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Whoops?

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Normally I'd laugh at you for being an idiot but lord knows I can't pronounce it either.

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And we're finally here!

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Awful lot of purple around here...

And the music is...Lavender town crossed with Dubstep?

Huh.

Imma call this place the Dubstep Wasteland.

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Searching rocks for items is very therapeutic apparently

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Oh so Heather's last name is Molinar?

Heather Molinar.

Wait why the fuck are their gravestones here?

Weren't they buried in Beryl Ward?

Questions for later.

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Uhhh dead end?

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Oh.

Such riveting commenting by me this episode huh?

Maybe I'm out of practice or something...

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And I'm pretty sure this archway is from Appophyll.

Who throws away a giant archway?

I bet it was it's "Arch"-enemy.

*vomits*

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FUCKING PUSSY!

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I had a weird sense of Deja Vu just now.

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Okay I KNOW you're not supposed to be there.

We cremated you.

Well I mean we weren't supposed to but I slipped while carrying you off the volcano so...yeah.

Moving on...

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Hah?

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AH GAWD WHAT THE FUCK!?!?






















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Well let's forget that happened okay?

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Holy shit is that a bike?

*HNNNNNNRGGGHHH*

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I've gotta lift this out!

THEY'RE WORTH MILLIONS LIKE!

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Is that...a ledge to jump off?

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It was.

It's like a blink and you miss it kind of ledge though

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These yokes were in Corey's gym right?

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I wonder if they do anything here?

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Maybe open something in that cave?

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Sigh...

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Fucking boulders again.

Lord give me Strength

Well let's explore the right side of this dump

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

THIS BURNS SO BADLY!

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I probably need a tetanus shot now...

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I'm starting to sound like Red now

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What can I say really?

I went around and touched shit.

Literally.

I mean have you seen this place?

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Why can't I just walk in the side of this building?

It's torn in half...


And then I met an old man inexplicably living out here

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And that was when you decided to build a gym here right?


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Don't worry I'll figure it out completely by accident as usual

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The door is now open btw

I went around and touched shit.

I really wish something interesting would happen already.

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This does look promising at least...

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Aaaaannd instant regret.

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Plus the whole dark in game, dark in real life thing doesn't work with these curtains...

Fuck it let's keep going.

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Now where's the exit?

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Oh...well that was easy...

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So many diseases on that slide...

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And there was another entrance at the bottom

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Okay this is beyond tedious I'm skipping up to find something good













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This is mildly ironic














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And another one of these creepy doors.

Do they all inter-connect?

Are they plot relevant?

What lies below the city of Reborn?

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A mystery for another time perhaps.

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Oh this looks interesting...

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Fuck.

It's probably an event for a Spiritomb if I remember my Sinnoh days...


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Hold the phone is something actually happening?

Is someone down here?

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Those don't look like human legs...

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HOLY SHIT!

DO NOT WANT ANY OF THIS CRAP THANKS!

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Oh Mr..."Bigglesworth" is a Garbodor

And I'm guessing it's like that Scrafty where I can't catch any of them?

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The Trubbish are easy enough at least...

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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

I really don't want any Pokemon to die in this shithole...

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At least Arachne is resistant to Poison...

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Buuuuut not enough.

Better switch them both out just to be safe

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I'll throw cats at him till he dies

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Still love this move.

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Yep. Can't enslave CATCH him.

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And he's dead.

I guess he seemed easy compared to Solaris...

Good job you two.

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SHUSH I AM YOUR GOD

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Well.

That happened.

What the hell was a talking Garbodor doing down here anyways?

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Of course.

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It's alllllllways Team Fucking Meteor.

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I'm getting the out of here.

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Ahhhhhh fresh air....

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*inhales deeply*

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*chokes deeply*














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Well I found the gym at least

It was very obvious if I went this way.

Siiiiigh wish I did, at least a gym battle would liven this episode up.

It was kind of short for a triumphant return too...

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Oh well bound to be a few dull episodes of me fucking about in the wilderness sometimes.

...Maybe I should rephrase that...

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SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

WHENEVER THAT WILL BE

I'LL TRY FOR NEXT WEEK










Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 4 2016, 06:57 AM.
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