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Yo yo yo!

Guess next week means in 2 days in this Nuzlocke.

Oh well no harm.

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Now let us continue our grand adventure!

Full of maturity, responsibility an-

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God damn it.

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Karma is a myth. Imma be as bad as I want!

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Sure thing!

Got any snacks?

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DAMN RIGHT I AM!

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LET'S GO MAKO!

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Are you telling me that Cain's purple hair is hereditary?

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What is this?

One of them Chinese cartoons?

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GOD NO FUCK I TAKE IT BACK I'M SORRY!!!

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Corey's been dead for like 5 months and it's only her first day NOW???

Well I hope this one isn't secretly a terrorist for stupid reasons too

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Why is Pokemon Nurse even a job anymore?

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Lady this is a god damn RPG.

Saying that only makes me even more curious.

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'Sup Ame?

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Must be real easy to get a gym job in this region...

Why am I only realizing this now?

Half of them are kids and the other half are evil.

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I'm guessing it's a field effect similar to outside then?

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Well that's bothersome.

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You could have tried at least...

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Fuck. That sounds delicious and annoying.

Guess I won't be using Al for this then.

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That's some genuine advice there.

Shame I'm going to ignore it and spam psychics at her.

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Well how is having a playing field that suits your Pokemon perfectly fair then?

If you wanted fair you should move to a pussy region like Kalos

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Fuck you. I'm going to turn it up instead.

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See ya.

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I forgot to show it last episode but I caught a Muk

that I'll never use





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Hmmmm...

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Guess I'll evolve you for the fight then

Time to grind!

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Good...

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Gooder...

Please don't get anymore obnoxious after this...

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Neither of us know what that means Athena

But shut up anyway.

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Looks like a house plant...

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Ta-da! A super Psychic Pokemon!

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What's the matter 'Thena?

Nothing to complain about? Nothing to get super offended about?

No dark poetry that comes "straight from your tormented soul"?

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Nope!

There's only so much character development to go around y'know.

if there's any at all

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Well if that don't win me the badge I'll eat my metaphorical hat.

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Ohhhhhhh I fucking knew it...


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And 'lo Dipshit approached and said :

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Fantastic.

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I'm more curious as to how you beat a poison leader with your shitty grass types.

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And there it is.

He was actually stupid enough that he had to lose before realizing how types work.

Bravo.

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Yep Noob-city right here

Shame you got stuck in Scrubtown on your way here

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The fuck is this now?

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Lovely how you both decided to have this conversation right in my face.

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"Hardy"

Rock Leader Hardy.

Brain cells were spent on that name for sure

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Says Fern.

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Oh? Backstory time?

I bet it's tragiiiic~

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Oh.

That's surprisingly mundane.

Sure you don't have a brother you just can't match up to?

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He'll tell it to everyone else too

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Clearly everybody I've met is fucking related to a Gym Leader

Fucking Corey and Heather, Noel and Anna, Cal and his brother Blake then Hardy and...Titania I think?

And Charlotte and her sisters too.

Pokemon Reborn : A Nepotist's Wet Dream.

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And now Fern will no doubt ask for a good thrashing while you heal your Pokem-

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But where am I supposed to get one of those?

Hmmmm...

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Nah I'll ask Hardy over here

I've beaten you so much It's gotten tiresome.

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Well if you're that eager to lose...


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Geh...

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Oh yeah...I had them arranged to fight Aya.

Meh...doesn't matter.

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Mako and Ferrothorn have a special relationship

A forbbiden love that burns hotter than the sun

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I'm guessing this was his "trump card" against Aya

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Or Fern was talking a "Krokorok" of shit

Next up to bat...

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I wish I had a Scyther...

Nah Sickle's the only bug I need

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Don't fucking switch you little bitch!

Accept your beatings like a man!

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THERE!

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And we're back to 2 minutes ago.

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Thank you Jazz.

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AH NO!

I'll never beat his MIGHTY Serperior

I might as well quit here

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D-do you even understand why you're saying those lines?

Because you're on your LAST pokemon.

And you say that.

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Fucking...

Just end Athena...

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Hey now none of that under my roof.

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Yeah!

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Fuck.

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Yeah!

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Double Yeah!

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Double Fuck.

I'll switch Selina in then

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Good job best cat.

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Oh I know.

After all I am merely a flea compared to the great Fag Jockey Fern.

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You're so considerate of my feelings Fern.

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Urp...

Oh...I think I might be coming down with something...

I have a rare condition you know.

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IT'S CALLED GO FUCK YOURSELF-ULOSIS!

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Don't think I can.

Fern made me cry.

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Want to learn how battling actually works Fern-Gully?

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I'm fairly sure you don't need a gym career to know how to ref a fucking Pokemon battle.

Besides why would we even need a referee?

Not like I plan to attack her or anything.

I'm not Solaris

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Let's just start alright?




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Wonder if this grass has any Pokemon?

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He just want some love you guys.

He's a misunderstood young man and-

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- is a complete asshole.

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Can we fucking start???

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I don't need your consent!

Wait lemme rephrase tha-

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Congratulations your Pokemon knowledge is on par with 7 year old me

And that dumbass didn't know how to save the game...

Anyway...

IT'S GO TIME!

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...because he's the Rock Leader...

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...Rock Leader Hardy...








































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Oh hey a Pokemon battle.

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Hmmmm...

I didn't expect the Tentacruel but I guess it makes sense against ground types...

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Drat, I was hoping for a KO.

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Oddly on Jasmine

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Das wat chu geh.

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Mighty "cruel" of you Selina.

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What the Jirachi is that abomination?

Is THAT what Skrelp evolves into?

A Dragon/Poison?

...that's actually kind of neat

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But Jazz ain't gonna be much use right now

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Hey!

I wasn't done with that Nidoqueen yet!

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That's what I like to see Selina!

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HEY AYA'S MAM!

LOOK AT ALL THIS FAIRNESS!!!

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Well fuck a Psyduck.

Double switch!

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I don't know how both those attacks missed but I ain't complaining.

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Alright "A" Team

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Fuck 'em up!

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Noice!

Now she won't listen to a damn word I say!

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Yay indeed! I was surprised you learned Psychic by the way

I'm using you more often now.

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NOT NOICE! NOT NOICE!

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It just had to know Aqua Tail didn't it?

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Well he survived that at least.

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THANK YOU.

That thing was annoying me.

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So Drapion's her last then?

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Okay I'll switch out someone els-

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NOT HER NOT HER FUCK I MEANT FOR DAMSEL

HE BETTER NOT-

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GOD

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FUCKING

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DAMMIT!

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That's my own fucking fault.

Pressed A too quick...

I'm so mad at myself.

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She was my third capture too

She was there at the start of all this like Mako and Cheshire were...

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Sigh...at least we won.

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I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

I THOUGHT OUR ROMANCE WAS BLOSSOMING OVER MY DEAD ARIADOS.

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Asshole exit stage left.

How did he even win against Aya anyway?

She had counters to his counters

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A lot harder thank you.

And we get it mate.

You like fucking rocks.

Probably literally.


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WHY DO YOU ASSUME THAT HUH?

DOES MY FACE JUST SCREAM "HANGS AROUND WITH FLIRTY PURPLE BOYS"?????

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Uh...

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Guess I'm coming over there then.

I suppose yelling across the room would be impolite

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Run that by me again?

Your mother won't talk about Cain because YOU are too much of a failure?

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How does that add up in your head exactly?

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What kind of stuff?

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Well thank you Hardy!

And I guess it's going to be the sexy kind of stuff.

Well that's what I'm seeing anyways.

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Well how about that?

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Been a long time since I got one of these huh?

Like 7 episodes ago I think...

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FINALLY!!!

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NOW I CAN GO SAVE THE-

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...the....orphans....

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Jesus lady lighten up

Remember what happened to the last depressing Poison leader?

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Later hombre.




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Sigh...

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Sorry to see you go Arachne.

You had a very versatile moveset and I'm sad to see it and you go.

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At least Sickle's back to dull the pain...

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And I can finally leave this rapey Jynx to rot in here

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OH GOD NO!!!

HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE BOX?!?!?


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*swish*

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*swoosh*

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Huh.

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You're the best Sickle.

I love you.

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But it's true~




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Well it finally happened folks!

I finally got a new badge and the ability to use Strength

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No idea why Aya was the one for Strength and not Kiki but hey it's all in the past.

The terrible...blood soaked past...

Guess we'll end on that note.









































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Actually I'm gonna check out that boulder from the last episode.




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This is a shot of me running there

Just in case you guys thought i was magic and teleported there.





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Huh.

I fell down into a new area.

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Reeeeeally wish I taught Strength to a Pokemon instead...

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Well this isn't ominous at all.

Nope nothing ominous about a solitary grave in the middle of a hidden cave surrounded by a wasteland of death

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Oooookay and I'm apparently in another dimension

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Still not that omnio-

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

THIS ISN'T HER GRAVE!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?

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AH FUCK!

A RUNNING GAG!


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And now it's very dark.

Very dark.

Nnnnnnn....

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What?

Who the fuck are you?

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!?

IS THAT KIKI?????



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Uh uh uh...

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Hiiiiii?

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I...uh thought you were dead Kiki.

Didn't...uh...didn't expect to see you so far from where you...uh...

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That's what I want to know!

Why are you he-

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

This ain't good.

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Why are you blaming me anyway!

It's Solaris and Cal's fault not mine!

I'M INNOCENT!

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That...uh...that's a fairly good argument there...

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NOPE NOPE DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS THANK YOU!

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For the LAST time.

It was NOT ME!

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It was everyone else's fault

NOT MINE

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Okay that one struck a little to close to the mark...

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P-put 'em up bitch!

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Okay Sean no big deal

You beat that Garbodor right?

Now just...beat an undead Medicham and the ghost of a woman you technically killed by sucking.

No sweat.

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TIME TO STRATERGIZE!

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How'd ya like that Demon?

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Okay Cotton up those defenses.

It probably only knows physical moves and Jasmine's Special Defense should make any Special attacks negligble

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At least it's too busy hitting itself to notice us

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Again? Phew I'm getting lucky here.

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Well this was a piece of piss.

I was actually worried for a few minutes there.


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Please don't spirit me away.

I'm too good-looking to die!

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What.

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NO THANKS!

I don't think I want a ghost following me around the whole regi-

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I'LL FUCKING KILL THIS THING!

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Although...

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Misdreavus is a pretty good Pokemon...

And I don't have any ghost types...

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Seems appropriate considering...

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Well...

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I think I've been traumatized enough for one day

I'll see you folks some other time.

Byeeeee.



















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The colours...

They'll protect me...

From the trauma...



























Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 6 2016, 07:24 AM.
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