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Hey there folks and folkettes

It's time for another episode!

Let's all pretend there was a schedule or something

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It's been a good few episodes lately

ignoring my humiliating defeat

But alas all good thing must come to an end...

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We're going back to the orphan plot again...

*cries*

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Very appropriate for this episode...


Repliez...the "Z" makes it hip and trendy


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The words "little bitch" were thrown about a lot.

Mostly by me.

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Do you mean by which or is this just because you're...gay?

Maybe? To be honest I'm not sure what you are.

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That doesn't sound very AMERICAN to me buddy.!

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE





*one tirade later*




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Of course you will be.

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Huh...

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Who knew big round boulders were easy to push?

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Team Meteor locked it behind them obviously.

I better find another ghost to open this one i guess...

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Or...that...

That way is good too.

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Wonder what happens if I collect all seven?

Well now that that visual gag is out of the way...

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Nice! These are worth a pretty penny.

And...are a new release on the market...

Why is this here? This place shut down years ago...


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I'm sure I can make a joke out of this name somehow...

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All that was wrong with it was the wonky "Y" on the sign outside mate

Not sure if "destroyed" is the right term...maybe "nudged"?

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Yeah...and it's been flirting with me since episode 1...

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Jesus Christ this guy...






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Moving on!

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Who? Oh Amaria right?

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Don't try and kid yourself mate.

I've been dealing with you chumps the longest.



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POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLL!!!

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Uhhhh...

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YOU'VE SEEN TOO MUCH!




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Are fucking serious?

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Hmmm...for the door no doubt.

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HAH! Good one!

But we both know you aren't going to hurt Shelly.

You'd have to be the scum of the earth like Cal to do that.

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Forget the most tolerable child in this damn game?

How could I?

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It does.

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We fucking won't.

We'll do it right bloody now!

The others can hang for all I care.

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You serious?

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I can't fucking...

Well that's a load of bullshit.

I'm clearly the only one capab-

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Oh my god they're going to get Charlotte to do it.

I fucking hate this game.

I really do.

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*snrk*

Oh that is priceless

The fact is that we'd have saved them 4 weeks earlier if you had given me the key back in the cemetery.


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Oh fuck off.

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YES PLEASE DO! I'LL EVEN PAY YOU!

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Oh boy. Everyone up for another round of Charlotte's so awesome compared to everybody else?

'Cause I'm not.

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Howdy! You probably remember me as that guy who's been destroying your Pokemon for the last 5 months!

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Oh wow they DO know me.

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Were you the one who cried after I beat them?

Or the one that pissed themselves?

Or the one's I mistook for Aster and Eclipse on that island?

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That's because they're terrorists!

I mean I'm only fighting them because I hold a grudge for the train thing and the volcano

But they've hurt a lot of innocent people and Pokemon!

I mean so have I but...

Look. The point is that you suck.


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Hey some people are into that.

I'm not one to judge.

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Why don't you for once?

They probably didn't take your Pokemon because...well they're Team Meteor...

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Let's make this quick.

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Wham!

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Bam!

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Thank you Ma'am!

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Was that "haha" necessary Cain?

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Oh boy! Here come's the backstory we've all been waiting for kids!

SIMON AND TARA'S!

HOW VERY EXCITING!

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Noooo...

You'd be at the bottom still.

Because if you kill everyone except Team Meteor you low-level grunts will still be low-level grunts.

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This.

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This is seriously their motivation?

And the pain will still have fucking existed you twat.

BECAUSE YOU KILLED EVERYONE ELSE!

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Yeah if you have to steal to provide for your family

Not committing genocide for...no fucking reason actually.

Creating a new world? Bullshit.

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...

It's fucking happening.

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NOT EVIL HE SAYS!

ERASING THEY'RE SUFFERING HE SAYS!

BY KILLING THEM HE SAYS!




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Fuck me and it's only going to get worse isn't it?

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You're always effin' scared.

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Wait what?

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They won't. But putting pressure on them is not the way to go about making sure they don't.

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Well

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There you go.

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THERE YOU FUCKING GO!

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I'm so angry about this

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Shame that doesn't extend to me and Cain huh?

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Wh-

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WHAT!?! That's the worst fucking advice I've ever heard!

People without any control don't just fall over and give up, they act out!

Especially in this scenario where they have a hostage and you just make the hostage worth nothing to them anymore

9 times out of 10 that hostage is dead.

Well done. In 9 other timelines Shelly is dead and so are you.

Because I strangled you for your stupidity.

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Nope.

Y'know what?

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You've just made the list Charlotte.

And I doubt you'll ever come off it.

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Well fucking done.











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Well that's out of the way now.

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Better get the others.

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Buddy...

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HAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO SAY


























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It's been so long since I brutally killed someone that I almost forgot what it was like.

Shame I can't do it to "certain" other people.

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The 50 Shades of Grey kind?

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Oh really what did they make then?

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A really shit lie that anyone who has a business degree could probably see through.

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And former workers noticed anything suspicious then?

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...

This feels like something someone with a name should be telling us

Not the Meteor exposition fairy over here.

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Uhhhhhh....

*flashback*

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*flashback over*

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Whoops?

I guess I owe Aquawaffle a pint or something.

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In my defense I didn't know that destroying a power plant would have...terrible...reprecusssions...

I'm just going to stop...


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For doing your job for you?

Or did you want to kill Julia too?


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I vaguely remember you two...

Did you guys get promoted?

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Why DID you get a promotion?

You still suck.

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You just described how to stop you though.

BY BEATING YOU IN POKEMON BATTLES!

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Guess I'll just kill Solaris, Sirius and every member of Team Meteor then.

Just to see if it'll make a difference.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'm still mad at you.

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I...I think you were better off without him Noel.

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I mean he gave Anna a expensive pendant and a doll of a Legendary Pokemon while you got...

A Cleffa doll.

You were clearly not the favourite.

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They're collecting bling for a rap video?

~We're Team Meteor and we're here to say~

~White People always start off raps this way!~

And then Solaris just starts beatboxing like crazy while Taka breakdances

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Sorry what were we doing?

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Wouldn't starting with that be a better choice?

Oh wait I'm talking to you about good choices.

Nevermind.

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No?

This is my first time here.

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Oh yeah...I think I was supposed to mind that or something...

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I almost want to thank you Siggy.

Almost.

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Nah keep her for all I care.

She was a shit daughter anyways.

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Wait what?

You...aren't going to just fight me anyway?

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Farts McGee and his Farting Tree?

...

I have no idea why that sprung to mind....

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Story of everyone's life but mine Siggy.

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Well then...

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Uh...

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Hiiiiii?

Want me to save you?

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Uh...Alright then.

I'll just go...

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And leave you in the hands of a child...torturer...

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FUCK!

I just can't do it.

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Guess my conscience won a battle with me today folks

It doesn't happen often.

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But even I have a heart deep down inside.

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I actually did play it but can't be arsed uploading my own so...















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AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE MOTHER FUCKER!

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FOR HEATHER! FOR "UGH'S" EVERYWHERE!

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Holy shit this guy is huge...

Like way more ripped than a psychiatrist should be

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Well Alphonse I think you know what to do.

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Destroy them all.

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LAST MAN STANDING!

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Ulp Lanturn. Pull back.

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Yeah let's psyche things up!

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Samurott apparently has a cloaking device on him.

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That's just sad...

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At least his Venomoth put Lanturn to sleep.

Cain's helping you guys!

Let's get him a cake for being such a good helper!

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Better switch 'Thena out.

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And let the cat out of the bag!

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Nice hit Chesh!

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Well that's the Invisible Venomoth dead.

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Yup.

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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MAH CAT BITCH!

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And then he killed Electivire

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So now the Sickle cometh!

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And she heralds...

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YOUR DOOM!

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YEAH WE SAVED HEATHER!

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Uhhh...

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YEAH WE SAVED HEATHER!

Now to chase down Ol' Siggy and save the weird orphan!










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Not sure I'm okay with two grown men cornering a little girl...

Wait no I'm completely sure.

Fuck off you berks.

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Sirius is "sirius"ly rude.

I could tolerate the evil criminal but rudeness?

Inexcusable.

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See Sirius? Anna's being polite.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay can we just focus on that little exchange there for a moment?

Anna's all like :

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You knew my daddy?

And Sirius just looks at her and goes :

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Heh.

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Hehehe...oh this game just makes me laugh sometimes...

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Yeah mate that's not happening.

Me and Cain are blocking the door and since he's an NPC he can stop you fro-

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Anna cover your ears.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
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Nothing's fair kid.

Just ask Cain's Mam.

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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Fuck you it'll be be running into most likely.

And he's probably exactly where we're heading anyway.

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Part of...you soul...?

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HORCRUX! ANNA IS VOLDEMORT!

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AVADA KEDAVRA!!!




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Yeah let's leave together as frie-

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Fuck you guys.

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BET THIS IS IMPORTANT!

LIKE IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO NOT LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY???

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GOOD THING I WAS FUCKING SMART ENOUGH TO CHECK BEFORE WE LEFT HUH?

I swear you'd all be dead without me.

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I'll do it!

Shut up.

UGH!

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Actually where are your parents?

Shouldn't you have been in the orphanage of doom too?

I mean being a Gym Leader isn't enough to keep you out of there...

even though it should be

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Was that the plan all along or something?

I don't pay attention to you most of the time

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Isn't that your Jirachi doll?

Or do we have a child I didn't notice until now?

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Bet there's a mandatory puzzle~

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And there it is.

It'll involve these train switches no doubt.

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Huh...Interesting...

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*PUNCH*

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Neat! There's some items behind here!

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Not...what I was expecting but okay...

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And here are my friends, dependents and Charlotte.

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You could try melting it?

I mean you're soooooo awesome you should be able to get past by endangering a child's life right?

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Well...

A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved!

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But first it's time for Wall Punch Man.

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WAAAAALLLL PUUUUUUUNCCHHHH!!!

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Not great...

Sickle's a physical fighter.

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I feel like I've made a lever pun already...

I should "switch" to a better joke book

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What the fuck is a "Corrupted Poke-ball"?

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Yes.











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Aaaaand I've accidentally opened the wrong tunnel.

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And it's pitch black in here.

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Oh well It looks like it's time for another episode of "Fucking about in the Dark!"

With your host Derogatory Trainer!

Who played this during daytime!

Like an idiot!


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Oh hey a dead body.

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It's Jesus. You died.

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Jesus really?

Obsidia was months ago man

She's moved on.

Which you should have only in a spiritual sense.

How are you not dead?

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Yeah yeah.

You'll just give me a bloody Dept. Store sticker or something anyway.

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Now where the fuck was I?

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I remember now!

WAAAAAALLLL PUUUUUNCH!

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Gee Wilikers!

...

What? I can't keep saying "Neat" now can I?

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Huh stairs.

Neat.

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Is...there something on that railing over there?

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Oh well to the deep we go!

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I'm not even surprised to see you anymore Spooky Door.

If I go anywhere underground I'm sure to run into you huh?

And now I'm talking to you.

This worries me.

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Nice I can give this to Kiki.

The non-dead one.

Although she IS a ghost type...

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These musings are getting too deep for my liking

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WAAAAALLLL PUUUUUNCHHHH!!!

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REALLY?

THIS IS WHERE I FIND THE TM FOR FLASH????

IN THE MOST SKIPPABLE PLACE?

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Fuck it.

I'm sick of this place now.

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N...not like THAT Athena!

Just...just light up the damn cave.

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I can see!

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...that there are a lot of Arons in here....

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A LOT OF THEM.

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Fuck it I'm not going all the way back to a Center to get Zigger.

I'll catch one later.

Spoiler: click to toggle


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Okay puzzle solved!

Let's leave so I can end this behemoth of an update already!

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Yeah I bet you will.

Hmmm

Is getting hit on by Cain better than a girl much younger than me doing it?

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I'm going to say...

Perhaps...

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WE'RE OUT!

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE GREEN THINGS????

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SO LONG!

See you at the next Father/Daughter Picnic!

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Was...Shelly being snarky?

Interesting...

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Bye Cain! You weren't so useless this time!

Keep it up and I might start liking you!

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Oh my god Noel you can't just tell people they're white.

You'll offend Tumblr.

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Yes...Nostra...who is also a part of your soul...

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AVADA KEDAVRA!




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Don't look so offended Short-stuff.

She's probably a decade younger than me and I don't get any respect!

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Trees...been a long time...

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Well let's get this over with...

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The ground is shaking.

I'm sure it's totally not a bad omen

And I'm sure Team Meteor have NOTHING to do with it!

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Well...

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I'll be having that.

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TO JOLLY CO-OPERATION!

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Yep it's Team Meteor.

1000000000%

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So that means people who ARE looking for it will find it.

I swear to god you are the worst kind of stupid Charlotte

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Explains why 2/5ths of them are dead huh?

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Huh.. not too bad...

I'll catch something later though.

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How did you-

Nevermind.

It was teleportation.

IT'S ALWAYS TELEPORTATION.

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Nothing wrong with the number 8.

If you turn it on it's side it looks like boobies!


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Swaaaanky...

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We killed everyone.

Men, children but no women.

Which was weird because it felt like there should have been.

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Charmed I'm sure.

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Too dangerous for Shelly you mean.

I'm a legal adult I can do all the cocaine I WANT!

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Dibs on the ensuite!

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Have fun Voldemort.

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And she didn't adopt you why?

I mean you guys are clearly loaded.

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IT UPSETS YOU?

LET'S TALK ABOUT IT!

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Nope.

I'm on vacation at this nice resort.

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Uh...okay?

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Whoa whoa calm the fuck down girl.

It's you I have a problem with.

And the fact that you guys have the same parents but have red, green and blue hair respectively

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Tenks luv.

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Awww she's so cute when she's not being insane.

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Fuck you doll.

I'm going to watch T.V

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Okay...so what Pokemon does she use?

Glalies? Walreins?

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Of course she's depressed.

This is Reborn.

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Well that gives me a good reason to go right there!

Screw sick kids! I want a Badge that somehow gives me dominion over living creatures!

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That's..not helpful...

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Well I'm done for today folks.

This is a friggin huge update...

I mean the computer's starting to slow down due to the size!

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I'll see you fuckers next time!

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Oh wow I didn't know this side of the room existed.

I HAVE A BED????
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 10 2016, 02:59 PM.
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