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DerogatoryTrainer
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So is this one huge Dive spot or...?

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Oh hi.

Looks like it's time for another episode eh?

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None of these opening images are very energetic.

FAHK.

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Really sucks about what happened...



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I'm still weirded out by all this...nature...

I'm expecting it to spit poison at me to be honest...

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Guess it was to much to hope for a straight shot to Spinel town huh?

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OH FUCK GUYS!

This random cheerleader is about to end my run!

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Pfffff.....



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Wait...

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I just walked through there...

Where'd this tree come from?

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THAT TREE JUST APPEARED THERE!

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AND THAT ONE JUST DISAPPEARED!

THE FUCK?

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Leaving the forest seemed to have reset the trees...

So this is weird right?

Or is this Chrysolia Forest : Home of the Magic Trees?

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So...it's not meant to do this normally?

But why is i-

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It's fucking Team Meteor again isn't it?

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frickingeverydamntime

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teamfuckingmeteorhavetoshowup

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anddosomestupidbullshitthat

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makesmehelpthisdamnregionwhenallIwant

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isbeatthedamnleagueinpeacebutnnoooooo

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fuckingorphanseverywhereandi'msupposedtogiveashit?

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imeanicantoleratethesmalleronesbutcharlottedon'tgetmefuckingstartedon-


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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXIT???

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FOUND IT!

despitelookinginthewrongdirectionmygodthecommentersaregoingtohaveafieldday

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soiforgottoputCalonthedamnlistfuckhimanywaytraitoroussonofa-


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This isn't the exit...it looks like somewhere to evolve a Leafeon actually.

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This arouses me sexually.

Uh...

Anyway let's see what kind of awesome new capture we ca-

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Kill it dead Mako.

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Most useless Pokemon.

EVER.

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Okay I need to find an exit or else I'm going to go insane from muttering under my breath so much

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Hmmm...

Yeah fuck it I'm not going to use it anyway.

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To the box with you...

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Shelly!

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Creative I know.

Now where's this exit?

Should be close enough right?









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C...civilisation!

Finally! Now I don't have to eat my Pokemon!

Uh...not that I would...

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DEAR GOD NOT THE FOREST AGAIN!!!

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Those sound like problems only a protagonist can fix!

So when you find one call me.

I've got a bunch of clingy orphans ruining my fun.

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Hello there Miss! Can I ask you a few questions abou-

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"Um what?" is right lady!

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Now I know what you're thinking.

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But THIS TIME it wasn't me who robbed you with satanic powers.

I cannot guarantee I won't do it in the future though.

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But can you odd?

ohhhhhh that sucked...

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Oh ho?

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"Super-Duper" you say?

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How the hell's it going to do tha-

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WHOAAAA!

Wow...Unreal...My gosh...

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This is amazing...I feel INCREDIBLE!

YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN!

I FEEL GREAT!

I.

CAN.

DO.

THIS!

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OH SHIT!

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I can't do this! I can't do this!

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Well at least I found the PokeMart.

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Now Anna can feel better and we'll all be a happy sitcom famil-

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NO COME BACK POKEMART! I NEED YOU!

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Oh my god...

I've become like King Midas...

ONLY WITH TELEPORTS INSTEAD OF GOLD!

FAHK!

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If she were an Psychic Leader we wouldn't have this problem would we?

So it's her fault! And certainly not some angry trainer who came to town 5 minutes ago and has already vanished the PokeMart right?

Please don't grab your pitchforks...

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Boop.

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Hehe this is kind of fun actually.

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Hey it worked!

no PokeMart though...

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How's that lady?

Have I seduced you yet?

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I'll come back later.

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Well that doesn't seem right...

Guess I need to Boop it

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Anybody need a good Boopin' in here?

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NO!

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Unless you have a Scyther and/or Yanmega.

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Jesus this town has a wooden box infestation.

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Well...I'm fairly sure some train materialized all over Peridot ward after I arrived.

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OH GOD I BOOPED HER!

I SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION!

GLOVES!

GLOVES WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE OF WORDS!






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Imma makes some switches for Serra while I'm here

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I'll just take Cinder in

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Well fine if you don't want to go I can get someone else.

I hear BraveStarr is quite a useful fire Pokemon

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That's what I thought...




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Gym time baby!

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GINNY?!

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And you're not Ginny Weasley...

Who the fuck are you then?

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Hah!

I Booped it good.

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I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

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I'm the Derogatory Trainer!

Commonly known here as "Sean"

Perhaps you've heard of me?

...aside from all those police reports?

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IIIIIIII think I'm going to explore the rest of the town first.

I'll do the gym next episode k?













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I can just stea-I mean FEEL the history!

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Fucking hell...and I'm the thief?

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Yeah yeah go fuck yourself.

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No thank I already have a guy for that.

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Well I HAD a guy for that.

mutterSolarismutterponytailmutter

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So...50,000 smackers you say?

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MINE!




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Odd thing to find in the trash...

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EVERYWHERE I GOD DAMN GO!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH





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Arses?

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I hope it's Arses.

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HAHAHAHA

He thinks he's a threat.

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HAH!

Even the grunts know how big a boner Solaris has for history

Priceless.

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You know it's my name why ask?

I like to think you tell your children horror stories about me

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WHOA WHOA WHOA!

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Where is my reward for kicking them out?

I demand a shitty tm please!

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Oh hey there's some inscriptions in an ancient language

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No wait.

That's English.

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Huh...so it isn't about Arses...

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Probably about Arceus then.

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That should have been obvious to me by now...




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Oh hey I was there in my Pokemon AshGray Nuzlocke!

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In stores Summer 2016...

Spread the word....

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Well this...is a room...

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You mean a NERD!

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Like a NER-

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Oh wait no that might be useful

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Sure I wouldn't mind a Shieldon!

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And this...

IS A CLOSET!

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And this cabinet got Booped.

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Nice! I don't have to wait for that lady on hot days!

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Are Ice-cream vending machines a real thing though?

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Ah who cares?

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Delicious photoshopped ice-cream!

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Meh I don't like chocolate ice-cream.

Selina can have it.

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For what? Not liking Chocolate?

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And now for some Vanilla to wash it down!

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OM NOM NOM...NOM?

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...This was a very weird place to find a Pokemon...

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Oh well I can always do with a non-rapey Ice-type!

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Hrmmmm

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How do I get into that house?

There might be goodies!

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Ah well might as well loot Serra's mansion for stuff before I fight her

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Useless!

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This is "Spiky's" room anyway...

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And he had a Boop-able bookcase!

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No I won't stop saying it.












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A what?

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Oooohhhhhh...

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A LOSER!

Right right I get it now.

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I suppose? I prefer bugs that have sword hands myself.

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Fucking...what?

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WHAT?

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Listen to your mother Bennett.

She's very attractive.

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Yeah shut up while I flirt!

*CAIN MODE ACTIVATED*

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Yeah but I'm glad I reached you instead~

*wink*

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I hadn't planned on becoming lost in your eyes but there you go~

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In a nice house like this?

With no orphans????

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Serra dear I'd love to.

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Bennett shut the fuck up I'm about to seal the deal here!

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Listen to your mother son.

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Nope doesn't ring a bell.

Actually I don't think I've seen a single blonde since I got here!

Huh...that's kind of weird...

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HA! A joke about what's recently been happening yes?

Serra you are too rich!

Verrrrry rich...

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And I bet we're both very disappointed in him.

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You Gym Leaders are a right hoot you know that?

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No fucking way...

The oldest joke in the book...

Who's there?

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Religious Zealot who?

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Ohhhhh I got a bad feeling about this guy...

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HEY NERD-VEGETA! OUT OF MY SHOT!

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Oh man El you have excellent comedic timing

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Buddy...

What you just said lit up a thousand red flags.

I do not trust you.

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Pfff...his daughter abandoning him is wonderful?

I like you Serra.

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NOPE!

NOW FUCK OFF!

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Hehehehe...

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Hehehehehehe...

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Oh Serra...never stop being you okay?

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He knows. But he's not saying.

Good job Bennett. We'll play catch later.

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WELP IT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A PROBLEM!

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Among other things~

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And they teleport away...

Too bad we'll have to wait until next time!

But first...

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It's Boopin' time!

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I booped to hard again.

I'm sure the house will turn up somewhere...

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This chair too

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Uhhhhh...

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Oh hey an Asdf movie refere-

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I-is that all your furniture? *wheeze* *pant*

NO??? Fuuuuuuuuu*cough*cough*cough*

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Beds 2 Electric Boopaloo.

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Neat!

I've already forgotten what I got!

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Boop-man saves the day!

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Okay...

Boop-man saves the day half-assedly!





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I...I...

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Lady...you have no idea how much this means to me...

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Oh my god...she's perfect...

Screw Serra's money! I'M MARRYING FOR LOVE!

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Exp Share lady will you do me the honour of ignoring that this ring box is the charger for my phone and become my wife?




And they all lived happily ever after...




~FIN








not really though. See you guys next time!




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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 12 2016, 02:41 PM.
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