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DerogatoryTrainer
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Hello chums!

Guess it's that arbitrary time where I upload a new episode eh?

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And if you haven't noticed yet I've reached a certain number of views recently.

Views that could be described as over a certain number.

I just can't remember the saying...

Oh well...thanks to all of you chumps beloved viewers who've kept me going!

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Couldn't resist really...

Repliez the "z" makes them sound hip and modern.


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Anyway this gym's theme and Field effect is based around Mirrors.

I was half listening to the Ame bot outside when she was talking about it but hey this is a blind run right?

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I am not worthy to know how mirrors work.

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Fuck the game stole the title I was going to use.

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Anyway Mako was the one who wielded the power.

Mmmmmmmako.

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That sounds like an awful lot of lawsuits to me.

...

Does Pokemon even have any lawyers in their games?

No matter...onto the next trainer!

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Awwwwww that looks adorable...

Better kill it.

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Huh...neat puzzle i suppose

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Bit easy if it's going to be an out of place chair every time though.




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Uhhhh...

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Me and my big mouth...

I suppose guessing couldn't hurt right?

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OH GOD IT CAN!!!!!

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SON OF A BITCH!

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WHO DESIGNS GYMS LIKE THIS?????

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OH GOD THAT ONE HIT AN ARTERY!

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Alright...

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REALLY BENNETT?!? REALLY?!?

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I don't mind mate but...uh...

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What is Father Freakshow doing here?

Why do I expect an answer?

In Reborn no one can hear you scream.

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Not...really?

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You do remember your mother is an Ice-Leader right?

So naturally challengers would bring Fire-Types

So all you're doing is setting your bugs up to be barbecued.

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Dude...

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The fuck is wrong with your face?

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Well you seemed to have thought about the Fire thing anyway.

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Didn't do you much good though

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And now I'll just burn all the rest.

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Friggin heals.

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Oh god damn it.

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Wait what?

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Hehehehe...I missed this happening...

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Does a lot more damage than the other field effects though...

Heal up and hit Dustox for real this time

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STOP HEALING BENNETT

LET ME KILL YOUR BUGS ALREADY

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Fucking finally.

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Guess he did actually expect the fire thing.

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Shame his Masquerain sucks.

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Guess that ends his fire resistance...

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Shame about the fact that Bug/Flying is a terrible typing.

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OH COME ON.

YOU ARE LITERALLY SHOOTING LIGHTNING IN ALL DIRECTIONS HOW DOES THAT MISS?

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TWICE????

And now she's confused. Great.

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At least this time it hit.

But now I'll have to switch again.

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KILL.

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MURDER.



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Hah?

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That...makes literally no sense.

Are you just lying about understanding bugs or are you just bad at quipping?

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Now where was I?

Oh yeah.

SLAUGHTER.

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Lord that was tedious.

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Adapt your suck levels maybe!

nailed it

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Oh fuck off with your nonsense. I'm good because I'm just awesome like that.

And modest. Can't forget my modesty. Why I think I have the most modesty in the whole worl-

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Huh.

DerogatoryTrainer approves

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Kid likes bugs.

He probably likes small things in general.

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Pffff what?

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Look mate there's only been one bug Elite 4 member in history

Aaron.

Who's Aaron you ask?

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Fucking exactly my point.

He's shit.

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A loooooooong way.

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Hey I WON the fucking battle.

Why aren't I being drafted to be a Elite 4 member?

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He doesn't.

And if he does it's a fucking terrible idea.

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Correct me if I'm wrong El...

But that sounded almost like a threat.

I hope not. I don't respond well to..."threats"


















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OH NO A THREAT!

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HOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Thank fuck for that.

I didn't want to edit in anymore glass

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Oh hey I'm here.

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They...do? Is there some secret trick to make mirrors do something else?

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Hold the fuck up Serra you can't just say asinine sentence like that and expect to get away with it!

Oh wait. This is a Pokemon game isn't it?

Ugh...proceed with your sob story.

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It's also the weakest type.

Art won't save you in a fight love.

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Lady you don't seem that old.

You make sex jokes in front of your son like all the time.

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I don't remember any other gyms offering me a choice...

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Oh well I'm good to go anyways

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YES!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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So why is this a scene again?

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DAMN RIGHT IT WILL!

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wait what did she say?

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"Old doll" she says.

She has less bloody wrinkles than I do

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OLD DOLL MY ASS!

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Jesus Christ that thing looks menacing.

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Menacingly shit.

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OH GOD.

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Geh Alphense!

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DON'T DEVIATE FROM MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY AL!

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Thank you.

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Looks like Jynx has been put "on ice"

Well under it anyway.

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Glaceon didn't have a snowball's chance in hell.

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And Mako "ice-creams" Vanilluxe.

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Is that the babby Amauru grown up?

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This could prove a real challenge to Mak-

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Oh wait. I forgot Ice types are terrible.

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Ah one of the few not so terrible Ice types.

Better switch out Mako so.



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As much fun as that sounds Close Combat reduced your Defense and Special Defense by 4 already

Not going to chance this thing outspeeding you or you beating it with Flame Wheel.

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So I'll use Jasmine to...

That's not Jasmine.

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Ice melts dear. Just re-freeze it and it's like brand new.

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There's Jasmine.

Also fuck.

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Yeah!

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God damn it.

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Right this isn't working. I'll let Mako kill this one too.

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Thank you!

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Oh yeah...all the others have been One-shot kills...

Ah well a few Flame Wheels ought to do it.

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MAKO NOT IN A GYM BATTLE

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MAYBE I DO YOU STUPID APE!

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AND THEN YOU USE IT ANYWAY?

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DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!

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And we're done.

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Bitch success better hold on to me.

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You sucked by the way.

Literally the easiest gym so far.

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"Cool"

I'll admit that I missed a lot of pun opportunities in this gym but eh...

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Here that Mako?

HAPPY TO LISTEN TO ME.

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I'm guessing you're not going to explain how?

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No okay just give me a mediocre TM

I would have preferred Freeze-Dry

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Not at all so?

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Gah!

Where did that poor representation of a noise come from?

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My money's on another fucking orphanage.

But I'll follow you out.

Let me just get my Orphan Repels.













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I should fucking hope not.

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Although you never know with this mess of a League...

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Oh hi folks I'm not in this scene but let's pretend I'm watching them from one of Serra's many many windows.

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How are you trusting this man Bennett?

Because he said one nice (and untrue thing) about you?

He literally showed up an hour ago.

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C'mon Bennett don't be a dipshit and tell him.

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GAH!

You are no son of mine.

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That didn't seem like nothing...

But maybe it's swine in a literal sense?

Like maybe a magical Grumpig is in charge of the castle?

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A Ruby Ring, Some Sapphire Bracelets, An Amethyst Pendant and an Emerald Brooch...

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Whatever Solaris has planned it's going to look gaudy as fuck.

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I'M GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOUR MOTHER BENNETT!!!

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And neither is Bennett~

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I fail to see how that's bad news.

We can finally start a life together.

You, Me and Exp.Share Lady down the street.

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What the hell even qualifies El to teach him anyway?

Is he in the Elite 4?

If so, Amethyst you need to screen your employees before hiring them

One of your gym leaders was a terrorist and too many of the rest are children.

I hoped the Elite 4 would at least be somewhat normal...

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No.

He's gone to join a religion whose god didn't exist until 2006.

His future prospects aren't looking great.

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WHAT? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!?!

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I DO!

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What's this about a Gardevoir?

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Do I?

Oh yeah Anna's dying or something.

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Well I'll see you around Serra.

Possibly at Bennett's funeral when El sacrifices him to Arceus or something.

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And I'll see you at our wedding when all this nonsense is over Exp.Share lady!

I should learn her name...
















*One swearing filled wander through the forest later*













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Well I'm here so it must be Heaven.

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Don't know what you're talking about lady.

All I know is some vigilante is going around Booping people.

I've heard he's really handsome and not a psychopath.

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Hmmm...

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Well at least I didn't teleport it again.

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They only had 1 medicine in stock...

So I have to decide who to give it too...

Anna is really sick...and the lady only hurt her leg...

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On the other hand Anna will just say thanks but the lady will give me a item...

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I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE!

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And then she just jumps up and down.

This must be some really good medicine...

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Ugh...another magical forest adventure?

















*Said Magical Forest adventure ensues*




*The swearing never stopped*










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Okay I'm here.

This better be good or els-

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I KILLED A CHILD FOR THIS????

I EXPECTED AT LEAST A TM!

















*another fucking trip through that fucking forest*













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Oh hey! It's that fountain I booped!

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OH GOD WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH HURT ME????

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Oh I could use a good Water type...seeing as I literally have none.

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Damn monkey

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Huh...can I go down farther here?

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A train in the middle of nowhere?

That's...well it's actually pretty common in this fucking region.

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Ooohhh is that an egg?

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But what could be inside?

It looks kind of desert like...


I hope it's a Trapinch

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I really want a Flygon...

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Holy shit! There are that many Hyper Potions in the carriages?

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I'm sure no one would mind if I..."borrowed" them.

And never gave them back.

And never left any evidence that I was even here.

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Shit. They've already been delivered.

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I shall "borrow" that instead!

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Ooohhhh boy this isn't going to end well.

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Oh this must have been when the teleporting started.

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I forsee a lot of reading ahead but I'm curious so I'll keep going.

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Ah the ol' Destruction of Property Prank.

A classic maneuver.

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I doubt that somehow.

It's been nearly 6 months and nobody's even attempted to fix the train station.

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Where is Mysidia actually?

What game was set there?

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I'm not liking where this is going...

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Why would you have to apologize?

And why haven't you just eaten the Pokemon in the forest?

Spindas are delicious.

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Jesus this guy just rambles on...


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Well maybe he finally made it ba-

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Fuck...

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I'm not liking where this story is going...

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An entire cave system got messed up?

What the fuck is booping all these things?

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Oh jesus...I hate those kind of places...

There's always something bad inside them...

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Wait is he talking about the cove where the orphans are?

Because the cave he's describing doesn't sound like Tanzan Mountain...

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Wait "in tow"?

I thought the egg was for your daughter?

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So never follow the rails?

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...

Why does this make me sad?

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*Siiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhh*

This fucking game...

























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Fuck it I have to know if he made it out.

Or if he's still there I could help him or something.

I know it's super out of character but I hate these kind of scenarios...

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And I haven't been down that way before!

HOLD ON CAPTAIN IMMA COMING!

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Feels nice to do something heroic for once!

No I don't count saving orphans as heroic.

Shut up.

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Ah.

Well that wasn't far at all.

This Captain fella must have been exaggerating or something.

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Okay don't follow the rails...

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Well I'm in a different cave section now anyway

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Let's keep it going!

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AH-HA!

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Fuck.

Well I don't see a body so maybe he got out?

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...

Shit those doors again?

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Oh this isn't going to end well for the captain at all...

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Well that was fucking sad.

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Rest well Captain...

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WHILE I TAKE THIS FREEEEEE POKEMON!

YAAAAAAAYYYYY!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS-

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

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SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

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FREE...YOU...EEVEE...SO MANY...OPTIONS...

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That one's for you Captain.

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Well after that text-dump and a free Eevee yiiiisssss

I think we're ready to bring this episode to a close.

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I got myself a shiny new badge and a shiny new Modest Eevee!

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And that depressing stuff with the Captain happened...

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Well I'll see you guys next time!

Whenever that is!


A message to mah hunnies...or viewers. I should come up with a name for you people

Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 15 2016, 05:04 PM.
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