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Hey there you sexy beasts.

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Maybe that was a little too forward...

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Oh well!

It's time for another exciting episode!

Of me dicking about in the woods!

Just like the anime!

We've sunk that low ladies and gents!

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Only recently finished this show so references abound eh?



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Well let's see what the woods have to offer us!

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This tree looks different from the others...

Is it one of those honey trees from Sinnoh or something?

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And a fallen log?

Is this part of a puzzle or something?

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Oh well better keep moving for now...

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Hey forest?

I'd like to progress at some point here!

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Any good Pokemon for me?

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That'd be a "no" then...

Enjoy your last glimpse of natural light Weedsy

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An exit? Or just deeper into the woods?

HOW EVER WILL I KNOW?

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Oh.

That's how.

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It's kind of funny that after three seasons , seven (should be nine) badges and six months of my life we're only arriving at Route 1 now.

What magical wonders await us on route 1?

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Fuck.

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Why is he just standing there though?

Is...is he waiting for me?

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Hahaha he WAS waiting for me!

"Heard a bug" he says.

Riiiiiight...

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Eight huh?

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Who did you beat actually?

I've kidnapped Noel so you should only have 7 of them after beating the Castle gym...

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And to think you've been focused solely on getting badges while I've been stopping terrorists and saving orphans on my badge hunt.

It's kind of pathetic how you're only a badge ahead of me after all this time.

And I'm starting to think you're bluffing about having that 8th badge anyway.

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Oooohhh this is going to be fun.

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A Fraxure?

I didn't expect that one to be honest...

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Shit that's two Dragon Dance boosts...Cinder won't be able to outspeed it and if I switch someone might die...

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Well that's what WOULD have happened if I wasn't a competent trainer.

Props to Move re-learner lady!

She may join my harem of item giving NPCs.

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Ground/Dark type huh?

I have just the 'Mon.

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Ooooookay that's a 7 level difference...

And I forgot to switch back my main team in when I left the city.

Bah...what am I worried about? It's Fern! I'm in no danger.

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Y'see? Sickle is best girl.

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Ahhh you bitch.

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Fffffffff-

That's a strong Crunch...

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Heh...this is getting kinda intense...

Right so he'll heal up again...

Maybe Sickle could finish it off?

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Heal.

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Hit.

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Shit.

She won't outspeed it so I'll have to call her back.

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Nah don't be upset Sickle. If I trained you up to Krookodiles level you would have destroyed it easily.

But don't worry I'll get you up to the level-cap in time for the next gym!

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Give 'em the old Slap and Slash Cheshire!

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Nice.


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I could just let Cinder wreck it but I'd rather spread the Exp love...

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Let's DO this Selina!

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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

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Sigh...

Why does this always happen to you?

Oh well Cinder'll finish this up

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Do the thing.

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FIIYAAAAHHHHH!!!

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FIIYAAAAHHH!!!

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Fiiyaaaahhh!


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Oh? Do you need some money Fern?

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Well let's see what I've got in here...

Do you have change for a...

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GO FUCK YOURSELF???

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YEP!

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She's right here!

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What like Sleeping Beauty?

I think the queen from Snow White is hotter to be honest...

Spoiler: click to toggle


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We weren't talking about my childhood Disney crushes though...

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You really don't keep up with Current Events do you Fern?

Actually the only rival who even knows about the orphan plot in Cain.

I don't count Victoria for obvious reasons

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Bye Fag Jockey!

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GAAAAAHHHH! THAT SONOFABITCH FLASHBANGED ME!

















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So what's going on here?

And what the hell is Tauros fighting?

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Avada Kedavra.

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YEAH FUCK THAT RUDE TAUROS!

ME AND BOUFFALANT(?) ARE GONNA OWN THIS ROUTE!

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Or...OR WE'LL DO THAT!

YEAH!

Yeah?

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Oh well that was nice.

You know if it was done on purpose...

Bouffalant's are just assholes apparently.

I wonder if they're part Dark type?




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Anyway I should check the map (that I totally forgot I had) to find this castle gym thing.

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So the gym is to the east of here?

And there's a Nature Center to the west...

There's probably trainers that I can grind on over there...

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Should we go to the Nature Center first guys?

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Wait why am I asking you lot?

I DO WHAT I WANT DAMMIT!

but I still love you mwah!













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Ah...

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Well I already started callously murdering Tauros's so I might as well finish the job.

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Yeah yeah big whoop.

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Clumsy shit.

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Yeah you too.

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Oh hey the first Route 1 trainer!

I mean calling Fern a trainer would be a to demeaning to trainers in general...

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A-a level 20 Gothita?

Are all the Trainers here weak cause it's route 1?

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And then the punk just throws out a level 60 Luxray that nearly kills Al!

The fuck?

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Yeah man...that Luxray is holding you back...

Tell you what I'll trade you a Pansage for it.

That's a good deal right?


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Well good for you Miltank.

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So are all the Tauros and Buffolant the Vampire slayers fighting over you or something?


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Ah...here's the Nature Center

...Wait...

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SNIPER ON THE ROOF!

TAKE COVER!

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No I'm not making this joke because I edited myself into a bush and can't remember why.

I DO WHAT I WANT DAMMIT!











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It is rather nice knowing that the air here isn't going to give me lung cancer.

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Armin.

And he wants to be outside the walls...

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DO I?

DO I REALLY?

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Ah call me when Season 2 is out ya ponce.












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Now time to learn about NATURE!

WOOOO!

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But how do you get them into the city?

I mean the Grand Gates are closed and I only got here by digging through a Mountain range...

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You think someone would have checked by now right?

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Although to be fair neither Cain or I told anyone what happened there...

Well we were pre-occupied with the whole volcano things so it's still this guy's fault.

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Really?

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They seemed like a load of moody shites to me!

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WHAT?!?!

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I've been murdering the wrong fucking bulls!

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Also they look funny.

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DOUBLE WHAT?

Jumping UP ledges???

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I guess my religion was wrong...


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Well duh-doy.

I'm not a scientist and even I know how biological competition works.

Who hired you people?

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Was it Ame? She does have a track record in this region after all...

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Aw yeah take it off you slu-

WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY/DO ANYTHING!

SHUT UP!

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I can relate to you buddy but why did you just leave?

You'll never find them now and I don't have an Itemfinder or anything so...

Sucks to be you I guess.








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Okay final floor of these really stupid scientists...

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Oooh...

I should give this to Jasmine when she learns Thunder!

'Course it's better used on Hitmonlees.

I love them so.

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N-

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I'm still not going to look for that guys glasses.





















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CQC!

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Have we talked before?

I may have missed the screenshots...

And no I don't have a Dunsp-

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...maybe if I spray paint her...

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God damn it.

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NOWAITIWASJUSTKIDDIN-

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Not sure I approve of this game charging me to continue...

Oh well the show must go on!

reluctantly






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Well I'm back!

And only 50 coins poorer!



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CURB YOUR TONGUE SIR!

I AM A HIGH CLASS LADY!



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What's this building?

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Oh?

The other side of the grand gates?

We're that close to the city?

Hmmmm...

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A dead end?

This room looks important though...

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Just gonna squeeeeeze through here...

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So there ISN'T anything here.

Eh maybe later

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Enlighten me.

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How long have you been here?

This gate has been closed for years...








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Let's a-go Tarous riding!

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What is this "A" key you speak of?


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Well that was fun!

I think I've explored the west side of route 1 well enough so onto the east!

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What?

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Oh god...

I didn't sign up for this...

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That weirds me out more than the sexual tension...

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Even though it's super awkward I'm still going to talk to every Miltank in this route.

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I really do.

I can feel her breath on my leg...

*shiver*

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Hehehehe...

That's a good one.

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*THWACK*

NO! Bad Pokemon!

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OH GOD HITTING IT ONLY ENCOURAGED IT!

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CUT THAT OUT!

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NO DON'T DO THAT!

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OH GOD! AT LEAST LET ME GET OFF YOUR BACK!

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Well with that horrible and scarring experience behind us... Let's move on shall we?

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This is a new part of the wood...

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I. DO. WHAT. I. WANT. DAMMIT.

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Another Spider web huh?

What the hell keeps blocking me from exploring this wood?

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Uh...

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Bye?

Something must have spooked him...

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Oh well...

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So I guess I have to wait six hours for something to show?

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OR JUST WALK TO THE RIGHT?!?

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Well I shouldn't complain...

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So if I beat this Pinsir, I get Heracross right?

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Welcome to the tem!

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YOU BETTER ABSCOND RIGHT THE FUCK BACK HERE AND LET ME ENSLAVELOVE YOU!

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Not bad.

Is what I would say if I ever used a grass type in this game.

I think Reckless was the only one I ever used...

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Okay...so now where do I go?

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CLEARLY NOT THIS WAY?

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So...how do I get out of here?

Am I trapped here?

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Is it getting c-colder or is that just me?

Maybe I'll take a nap in these flowers...

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WHOA!

When the hell did I get this thing?

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Did it summon this Flabebe?

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Well I might as well catch it!

This is a different area right?

Eh if not I'll just bin Weedsy

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I started re-reading Harry Potter.

That's why the references are quite plentiful.

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Huh...the flowers warped me out...

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Well let's get back to grinding!

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HA! Right in it's uvula!

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Yeah, yeah I'll wipe it off you big baby.

Now shut up and let me get back to my Dora the Exploring













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Tauros...

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JUST PUSH THE FUCKING THING WILL YOU?

If Buffolant can do it why can't you??

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Also why can't you walk through tall grass?

I can do it.

Is it because it tickles or something?

Well piss off then so I can check ahead.

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Oh boy a creepy cabin in a dark wood.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Oh god it went wrong real fast in here.

Where's their trainer?

Did they devour him to fuel their mascot powers?

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Oh god...

They're boxing me in with their marketability!

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Not on my watch you little shits!

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Oh.

There's the trainer.

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That's great and all but listen.

D-don't go downstairs till I've left okay?

Just trust me...

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I see.

Keeping in with the trend of you PC creators living out in the middle of nowhere right?

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Although I suppose only Bill and Lannette follow that trend actually.

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My Pokemon you mean?

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Are you okay mate?

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Uh...I found it on the ground but if you really want it...

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Right...

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Well that was fucking weird.

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I should get moving.





















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You wanna go?

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Hmmm a fork in the road?

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Oh? A hint perhaps?

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I'm going to rise above his pettiness and continue on.


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Well...they're no Sleeping Beauty I'll tell you that much...

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WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT!

I WANT TO SEE A NEW CLEAN CITY!

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T JUST HOP OVER THE COUNTER THOUGH.

I'M GONNA STOP SHOUTING AND LEAVE NOW!

ALSO I FUCKED YOUR MOTHE-

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Hello Hiker NPC.

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I hope you put up a fight!

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He didn't.

So there's a crystal cavern down there?

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Who want's to bet Team Meteor are down there doing some nonsense again?

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Well I'm here I guess!

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This was a fun little episode wasn't it?

I mean no plot, no Meteors and no oprhans.

It was also much better to travel than the Wasteland.

Ugh...that place was tedious.

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So next episode we should have a new shiny badge!

Cause to be honest a Psychic gym isn't gonna stand up against Sickle, Alphonse and maybe Kiki?

I haven't used a Misdreavus before so it'll be interesting.

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Anyway I'll see you guys next time!

Peace out!

Reminder














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Siiigh well that's that done with for today.

I should go train some mo-

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Is it getting darker?

But it's only 3 o'clock...

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Ah I'm sure it's nothing.

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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 27 2016, 06:52 PM.
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