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Howdy y'all.

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I am really running out of opening greetings...

I sound like a damn cowboy...

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Anyway this is the pre-lude episode to the season finale.

Which will take a while to make so it'll be slow to update for a bit

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There was an normal episode after this but I combined it with the finale so it's jam-packed with derogatory goodness

Now let's start this episode!

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This...this is just brilliant...

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Vanhindenburg castle...

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and mis-pronunciation...

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YOU HAVE BADGE???

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WE BATTLE!!!

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Oh well okay then.

Not like this is mildly suspicious...

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I should re-organize my team for this gym...

Meh it can wait till the gym puzzles been solved...

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Great! I've been wandering around that forest for a while and could use a break from all the nonse-

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What...

What the fuck is he wearing?

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Why do I always set myself up for stupidity to happen?

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WHYYYYY???

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Mine aren't.

That'll be 20 bucks.

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MY GOD!

I HAVEN'T!

WHAT A WONDROUS OCCURRENCE THIS IS!

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I must alert the scientific community about this rare ability...

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QUIET SELINA!

I have to make this re-used joke that all Nuzlockers make at some point in their career.

I think I've already made it once before too!

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...hmmm yes...quite...

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You say something Mako?

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I'm the Derogatory Trainer!

Fuck you and all you stand for!

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Wow.

I can't believe I'm meeting the Gossip Garde-

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zzz...

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Huh?

Sorry I was so uninterested that I dozed off mid-sentence.

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Hey how ya doing?

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...Luna...why does that name...

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OH GOD LUNA YOUR FATHER'S COMING TO REVERSE-KIDNAP YOU!

GIVE ME YOUR MACGUFFIN AND RUN!

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SHE HAD IT COMING I SWEAR!

SHE KEPT CALLING EXPLOSIONS BOOMIES!

IT WAS CLEARLY SELF DEFENSE!

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I keep telling you people that those pictures of me and that Jynx in the hotel are fakes!

THERE ISN'T EVEN A HOTEL IN THE CITY!

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Aqua for life bitch!

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I wonder how the gang's getting on...

And if Archer ever learned how to count...

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Welp...guess I have to change my name again...

I really liked "Sean" too...

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YEAH!

Let's get it on like Donkey Kong!

By which I mean I beat you mercilessly like a gorilla would.

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You can fuck off now dear.


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I've been trying to do so with Cain for most of my time in this region.

Unsuccessfully.

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Yeah actually that was strange.

Don't you need Gardevoir to battle?

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Nice man.

Good with religious zealotry.

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Do...you people realize you CAN say no to her right?

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A person who doesn't want a homeless runaway in their home?

Although VanswiggleMcdiggle Castle is quite large...

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Heh yeah.

People here keep convincing me that magical animals with superpowers live in tall grass.

What nonsense.

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You could.

I find "Piss off ya little wanker" to be a good dismissal

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Man you must be a super swell guy.

It's a good thing I don't own a giant gym to house runaway kids.

It'd be like...

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"Please mister!

I'm hungry and scared and my dad is hunting me down

And he's a religious zealot with ties to a large terrorist organisation!"

And then I'd be all like...

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Get the fuck off my lawn kid.

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You really think we should just let a visitor in IMMEDIATELY after telling me about her deranged father?

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NO LET HIM IN WHY NOT??

WHAT'S THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN???

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No but I can take a guess who it is...

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Ooooooooh...

I didn't guess him...

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn....

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HI CAIN HOW ARE YOU?

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Hold up for a minute

You don't even have any badges!

You aren't even that fucking interested in collecting them!

It's just because Victoria (who also has no fucking badges) asked you to.

I'm sure she meant me when she said it as well.

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So let's leave it to the pros okay?

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Do you WANT to be throw in a river?

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I don't really care Cain...she hasn't done anything to endear me to her character yet.

All she's done is mouth off and get tortured.

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Well great now I won't have to fake-father her anym-

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Wait...

What did you say his name was?

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Blake.

As in Cal's brother Blake.

As in the Blake that works for Team Meteor.

AS IN THE TEAM METEOR WE FUCKING SAVED HER FROM?

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WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN JUST WHEN I THINK HE COULDN'T GET ANY STUPIDER CAIN SINKS TO A NEW LOW!

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And what rubs salt in the wound is that he was there when Solaris told us about Cal's brother...

Uggggghhhh this fucking idiot...

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PREACHING TO THE FUCKING CHOIR MATE!

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El's your dad.

Grow up.

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EURGHHHH WHAT???

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I DON'T SHARE BADGES!

I'M NOT TEAMING UP WITH CAIN JUST SO HE CAN GET AN EASY WIN WHILE I DO ALL THE ACTUAL WORK!

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THANK YOU CARROT TOP!

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Strategy wouldn't even be a factor mate

We'd have 12 Pokemon and you'd have six.

We'd win easily.

Also what's with the chess shite?

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Oh god I'm going to have to put up with another idiot comparing Pokemon battles to chess...

Why does everything have to come down to chess with these people?

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No?

I think the person who isn't fighting their first gym battle should go first.

Y'know...ME?


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Well at least it didn't take you 2 gym battles to figure it out like Fern...



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Whatever I'll take the free experience points...


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IgotsomenewtrickshesaysyetheopenswithapoisontypemygodwhatdidIdotodeservethisidiot?

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Imagoodpersonright?Imeanifyouignoreeverythingididaftertheageofsixiwasaprettydecentkid

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Uh-huh...

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That didn't look like a kill Selina...

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Great more of Muk...

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Or he'll switch out an Absol and render my Psychic attack meaningless..

Huh...

Maybe this fight won't be a complete slaughter for Cain...

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Oh wait he's fighting me.

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Meh...I'll use Al...

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A decent attack by Nidoking but...

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Not decent enough!

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His water type huh?

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He's in for s shocking surprise.

Except this is how I always beat Samurott.

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Meh won't do him any good.

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HOOOOOKAY MAYBE IT WILL!

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Well shit.

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Ah you'll be fine

But I'm gonna go ahead and switch in Cinder so you don't die...

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That second Sword dance was a bad idea Cain.

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And Selina finshes off the Muk that knows Surf but shouldn't because of physics

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I'm waiting to see what else Cain has to counter Psychics...

Or was Absol his only plan?

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Well that's a legitimate surprise right there.

And not a bad choice of 'mon either!

Congrats Cain. My respect for you has gone up slightly!

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Well it WOULD have gone up if Galvantulas were sturdier than paper mache.

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Gengar huh?

Cinder can probably take this one as well...

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I overwhelm everyone mate.

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Hoooo...that was closer than I'd like...

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No.

No I don't.

Good job by the way.

You're still the best fire type I know.

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Oh for fuck's sake...

You're the best FIGHTING type I know.

You bloody drama queen.

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He can't.

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I don't know how he can seeing as you're wearing a ancient Mayan temple on your fucking head!

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Oh no...

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This is starting to sound like I won't be getting my badge anytime soon...

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"Oh nothing"?

Mate it's fairly obvious what you mean.

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Someone's taken/hurt Gardevoir and made the first move like the white pieces in chess.

That's why you're playing black.

And it doesn't take a genius to figure out who's playing white...

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WHO INDEED?

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Wait...so El didn't deliver it himself?

Or is Luna so deep in the fantasy she doesn't recognize her father?

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You can talk about your weird tastes in hats and make chess quips at each other alllll day!

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...How?

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It's almost as if he DIDN'T like you.

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You think we'd have heard something no?

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Oh...

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Well I suppose we were deafened by Cain's sucking that we didn't hear...

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Don't you fucking dare take that out of context viewers.

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Nah.

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We aren't?

Great!

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I'll just kick back and relax in this nice mansion!

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No.

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Maybe I've misjudged you Radomus...

At least you aren't willing to walk into an obvious trap.

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Cain! At the risk of making a 33 year old reference...

IT'S A TRAP!

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What the fuck Radomus?

I was changing my mind about you!

THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN A POSITIVE WAY OFTEN Y'KNOW

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Did he just turn into Sherlock Holmes?

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Bon voyage!

I'll stay here away from any idiot traps then.

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Just gonna sit right here on this nice couch.

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Hey Luna!

How about some snacks while I wait?

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Alright then...I'll do without...

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Man...I sure do check my fingernails a lot...

Wonder if I have a problem with vanity?

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Nah I'm to handsome to be vain...

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ALRIGHT!

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I'll fucking go.

But only to progress through this nonsense...

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Just got to make a few changes...

Getting rid of Flounder II for one...

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Oh you guys waited for me.

Hooraaaaay.

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NO! We'll be going to collect her to fake-trade with Luna!

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Actually El didn't provide us with a time or a place to meet so we can exchange her...

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What kind of shitty kidnapping is this???

You lead a cult El!

You're supposed to be good at this!

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MISUNDERSTAND???

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You're being deliberately coy about this whole thing!

You clearly know something we don't but aren't inclined to share it.

So of course he's going to misunderstand!

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There aren't any wild Gardevoir to be drawn to him.

So if he raised it from a Ralts it'd probably be loyal to him after spending so much time with him.

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Maybe I'm wrong and Cain is just a fucking idiot.

I mean why the fuck is he so gung-ho about this Pokemon he's never met?

And he keeps ignoring all the "subtle" hints...

Ugh...

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Back to the city already??

Aww...












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There was a Girafarig here but you know how I feel about those so I killed it.













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I suppose I'll check Tanzan mountain then...


















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He wasn't there and I doubt he'd have got past the PokeMart outside Chrysolia forest...


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And he wasn't secretly in charge of the Nature center either...

That leaves...

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Seriously?

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No. Stop.

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Well I tried.

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WHY THE HELL WOULD HE TRY THIS WAY?

THESE GATES HAVE BEEN CLOSED FOR FUCKING YEARS!

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!

AND WHERE WAS GARDEVOIR?

HE DOESN'T HAVE HER POKEBALL SO SHE SHOULD BE WITH HIM IN THE OVERWORLD OR SOMETHING!






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See? It's just a dead end!

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Although where did he go?

He definitely went this way...

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YOU'LL NEVER PROVE I KILLED THOSE CHILDREN!

Oh wait it's just you dipshits.

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Didn't you leave before me?

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I don't think this small room counts as a cave Cain.

Professor Oak probably told him it wasn't time to use it now.

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He telepathically tells you guys when to use items too right?

R-right?

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The dumbass in the Sherlock Holmes outfit?

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Just like Saphira after a couple of dri-

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I should stop making that joke...

I don't want her to kill me...

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Unless you're a an obese 7ft tall man I doubt it.

I mean I fit through there and I'm a big guy.

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Are you...stuck?

Seriously?

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So that's 10 years for El to learn not to escape this way.

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Have they tried destroying them and then making new ones?

I mean that could be done in a few months instead of waiting +10 years...

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HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Wait what?

Are you NOT gay?

B-but...all the signs pointed to...

Huh...

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Finally!

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Look at that editing skill...

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Oh heavens. What a tragic turn of events.

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I shall compose a poem to remember our fallen comrade...

I shall call it..."Dear Cain"...

There once was a boy(?) called Cain.

Who tried to best me in vain.

He never used his head

And now he is dead

Sucks to be you.

Dear Cain.

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Shit.

Well I guess we know where El ran off to...

But did he know about the cave before he got here?

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So we gonna hold hands or...?

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References!

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Well here we go!

Into the Unknown!

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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jan 30 2016, 08:23 AM.
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