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Greatest in the Galaxy
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Sigh...

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Better times...

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Roll the damn opening already Mako!

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Perfectly sums up how I feel about Sickle...

Also it happens to be one of my favourite songs so...y'know...


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Just gonna leave that where I can see it...

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Hey gang! Welcome to another episode of the Reborn Nuzlocke!

Well we all know what happened in the last episode...

The last two episodes really...

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It's been a rough couple of weeks...

7 good Pokemon dead in 2 episodes...

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But I don't want to dwell on that stuff for this episode okay?

We'll just...pretend everything is cool alright?

Cool.

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Well we're of to find 7th street and save Luna from her bastard father!

But first...

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We need to welcome two new member to the front lines!

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Hopefully they'll do a good job and not die on me

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Famous last words Liz.

Let's go talk to some people around here.

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Ahhh good old meaningless NPC's...

Still talking about Corey like it didn't happen half a year ago...

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And damn the light coming from my window is pretty good.

Might have to use this "natural lighting" in future...

Anyway...

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Whaddup Arch?

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All the money you got.

I'm really fucking strapped for cash.

Spent it all on magic ice-cream...

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Uhhhh...

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Of course I did?

What do you take me for?

An idiot?

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Oh that sounds rather cool...

Might have some good stuff there...

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Yes...street names...definitely something I've been paying attention to...

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Well here we are...

Forgot that these signs were here

It's a nice touch though.

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Ohhhhhhh...

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I getcha...

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EH? EH? EEEEEEEHHHHH?














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Well with that out of the way let's get moving!

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Mannie!

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What up my Aqua brother?

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Whaddya mean you don't use the cool gang-sign anymore???

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fucking philistines wouldn't know cool if it slapped them in the face

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Ah.

It's a shithole.

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Not sure why I expected anything different though...

But it's actually kind of a cool shithole...I mean a secret underground city is pretty neat.

Secret underground temples however...


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Hey this place might not be all that bad...

I think I'll get a few.

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And I guess this is the Pokemon center?

I suppose it isn't safe for a real one down here...

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Nice to see I'm getting that 7th Street welcome...

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Kinda sad seeing a Woobat that strong...

Although I can't imagine Steriod Steve being that great at endearing himself to others

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Heavens madam!

What are you suggesting?

I will have no part in it.

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While we're on air.

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'Sides these aren't really good TMs

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Still not good at chatting are you Pierce?

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Uhhhh word up homie?

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Oh okay he's just crazy.

Or high.

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Hmmm...this ain't too bad a selection...lot of event pokemon things in here...

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Well it's not all junk but your prices are ridiculous.

I mean $1000 for a Iron Ball? An item that is very, very, VERY common in mine rocks?

Fuck off.

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Ohohoho didn't think I'd meet any Magma chumps down here!

This is turning out to be an alright street!

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He wasn't any fun. One shotted all of his mons

Buuuut...

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We got an evolution out of it!

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Heh...Elizabeth Swanna...

Yeah I've said it before so what?

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You're also like 30 levels behind the rest bar Snow so don't get a big head ya goose.

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Oh...

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I know you can't.































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Now let's see what the other vendors have...

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Sure!

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Oh...you meant "special" techniques...

Okay then...

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Sure you will buddy.

Not like we have 70% of the earth or anything...

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The hell is this?

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Uh...

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Hiiii?

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Well...at least you're honest about it...

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Right...you're just being "charitable"

that just set off like a thousand warning bells...

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Jesus...that's really handy from a gameplay point of view...

But also monstrous from a moral point of view...

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No thanks Doc.

I'm a pretty mean person but brainwashing is where I draw the line

I'm not a cretin like Radmous thank you very much.


























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Why is that guy up there?

How high is the ceiling in this place anyway?

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Oh god...

I'd recognize that "dulcet" voice anywhere...

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CRAUDBERRY???

OHMIGOD HOW ARE YOU????

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!

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Care to explain what you're doing here then?

Something totally legal and above board no doubt!


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Lovely woman...

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Yeah she does...

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...ugh...

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Were you hiding behind that metal tubing the whole time?

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I mean she was a bitch anyway so why would you need for her to use illegal 'mons to ease your conscience?

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Wait...nobody wants her to buy from them is that it?

Or do they just not want her shouting her head off?

'Cause she can't run to the police like last time or else she'll be taken down too

And it's not like they hate her enough already...

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Ohhhhhh...

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I see...

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I GETCHA!

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See you then buddy.

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Now to be a total fucking hypocrite and buy these illegal Pokemon!

I'm such a good role model...

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Hey.

Not sure why you chose the con-man occupation when your parents named you "Hustler" but I'll hear you out.

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Oh? I don't remember Aqua or Magma selling any Pokemon...

You have my interest...

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That's pretty cheap even if it turns out to be a dud so I'll take it.

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Thanks pal.

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Who the fuck are you?

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JESUS!

Didn't expect you to jump off a four storey building...

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MOTHER FUCKER!

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GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME YOU FLAMBOYANT FUCK-FACE!

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He's certainly nimble I'll give him that...

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Although...

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I'm getting a weird feeling of deja v-

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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THAT WAS THE MOTHER FUCKING MAGIKARP I WAS ROBBED OF IN EPISODE TWO!

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THAT!

THAT SON OF A WHORE!

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OH GREAT! SO I CAN'T EVEN CHASE HIM DOWN YET!

WONDERFUL!

GAH! LET'S JUST LOOK AT THE FRIGGIN' POKEMON!

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Fair enough. I get that.

I'll take a gander about so.

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Loudred, Roggenrola and a Abra?

Hang on a minute...

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These were the guys in the Blacksteam factory jail with me!

Remember? The place Amaria pretty much tore apart?

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So all these guys were stolen by the disguised Day-Care couple...

Then sold by Team Meteor to this shmuck...

Small world I guess

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Oof that's a little rich for my blood...

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I'll take my business elsewhere.

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...nnngh...

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GAH I'LL BUY THEM ALL!

Fucking conscience...

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I might use you for Charlotte's gym Granite...

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Hope you can smash Charlotte's Pokemon like you did those jail bars.

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Still don't know why you didn't just free yourself...

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Suuuure you were.

At least you have an ironic name now.

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I don't remember a Lickitung in the jail...

Oh well...Can't just free the ones I know...

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Besides not like I'll need these later right?

So I might as well use 'em to free the slaves.

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SHUT THE HELL UP!

I-I'M ONLY DOING IT SO I CAN...SELL THEM LATER FOR A HIGHER PRICE!

YEAH!

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I already have one of you though...but he was from a vending machine so fuck him.

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Okay let's just fast forward a little...

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Holy shit!

I forgot about the Cyndaquil!

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If I'm honest I'm probably not going to use you.

I have Mako for all my fire needs.

Plus it'll probably annoy some viewers but that's a bonus in my eyes hehe

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A job well done if I do say so myself.

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It's not like you might have an unfortunate "accident" on your way home or anything...

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Uhhh do I know you mate?

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Oh yeaaaaahhhh...D.J Asslight and his elitist nightclub right?

That was your name right?

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A guy with a large amount of Pokemon in cages on 7th street is suspicious?

Whatever do you mean sir?

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Ah gots mah own stolen 'mons in mah truck!

I'm sorry I just couldn't remember why I photoshopped this image so...here we are...

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Don't worry mate I won't abuse them.

Well...I'll constructively abuse them but that's different right?

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Thank you.

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Wait really?

Kind of surprised by that...

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I thiiiink I've beaten you to the punch on this plan mate.

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HAHAHA YEP! NOTHING BAD IS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM NOW! HAHAHA!

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I like how you operate Arclight.

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Awww you didn't have t-

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Yay!

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See you Arc!

Thanks for the awesome item!

If you were a girl you could join my harem of item npcs!

or if you were girlier looking...









































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Well that turned out rather well!

Maybe I should do good deeds more often!

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Although...becoming a drug dealer does sound appealing...


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Hey Defacto!

Did you stop bullying Mannie yet?

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Yeah I've had...dealings...with them.

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Uhhhh...

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N-no?

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Heh that's clever.

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Reallyyyyyy?

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Oh don't mind me just...uh doodling...

Please continue.

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Is it?

Well that's not the sort of thing I'm interested in...

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*scribble* *scribble*

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Holy shit!

That sound fucking awesome!

You can be the Linda to my Walter White!

I mean...uh...Bobby Black?

Sean Silver? No that's lame...

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Sure thing!

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Ah.

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...Well...

Raincheck on the drug dealing business for now Defacto.























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Okay.

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They seem fine to me lady!

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...wait...

Does that make ME creepy?

I mean...

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Ever hear of not judging books by their covers lady?

Sheesh...some people...

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IS THAT EL!?!

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False alarm I guess...

OH SHIT!

I'm supposed to be looking for Luna!

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Instead this has become a bloody shopping episode...

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*COUGH* *COUGH*

Ugh...awfully dank in here...

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Right...

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Neat.

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Looks like the boys are "black" in town!

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fucking hell

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Okay enough jerking around!

I've got to go find Luna!

And I know just who to ask...

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You were the wrong person to ask.

I'll try some of the vendors...

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Yeah but not that guy screaming about false prophets okay?

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So it's not El?

Who then?

And why is he apparently covered in grass?

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Maybe I'll try some of the smarter gang members...

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Did he now?

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EAT LEAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!

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There's...no one here?

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How the HELL did I miss him?!?

I was standing right outside the whole time!!

Guess I'll have to keep fucking looki-

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Someone just contemplated something nearby.

You'd think I wouldn't be able to hear such an inaudible noise from this distance and with the surrounding noises.

But you'd be wrong apparently.

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Wait a minute...

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Was that Bennett?

Ugh...guess he's joined the cult full time...

Serra's going to be pissed...

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I better try talking him out of it...

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I am a man of mystery Bennett.

I go where I am needed most.

and where I'm forced to unfortunately

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Uhhhh what ritual?

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This is not sounding good...

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Uhhhhhh...

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They sure will champ!

They might even promote you!

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That's very kind of you Bennett.

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Fucking idiot.

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I think we've done too much fluff this episode to charge into El's base today.

We'll save it for the next episode okay?

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So let's go rough up some old lady!

Again!

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Meaning I have to do all the work while you keep an eye out for nobody?

Who's going to help Craudberry of all people?

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Phhhllllllllpppppttttttttttttttttt!!

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That's what you sound like you old bag of fermenting skin.

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Oh I'm sooooo frightened.

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Try not to break a hip dearie.

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Well...you can imagine how this match-up went...

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Qwilfish?

Seriously?

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Okay this guy was money well spent.

I want one

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They should call you Reverse-Loreal.

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Because you're worthless.

that was a bit of a stretch

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Her fiercesomely unconscious illegal Pokemon.

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He's also very dead.

So that's probably more of an obstacle than legal issues.

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What?

I thought we were "taking care" of her!?!

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Aight.

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Down girl.













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Thanks mate.

do I even have any water pokemon left?

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Toodles.

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Well I think that's a good place to wrap up for this evening!

It was a fun little episode wasn't it?

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Sure most of it was spent shopping/liberating but we needed at least one breather episode before things start to go pear-shaped again.

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See ya later viewers and viewettes!

Next episode will be up in April sometime!

Byyyyyeeee!!!

































































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all I have is this anguished heart...for you have vanished too...

My girl, my girl, my precious girl...just what is this man to do...











Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Mar 27 2016, 02:09 PM.
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