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Well I think we've waited long enough don't you?

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Oh it means what you know it means...

MOON PRISM POWER!










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And Luna doesn't have a chance in hell against us now!

Let's DO this!

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If you couldn't tell by my profile pic I'm in love with this show...and the villain...

Replies! From me to you!


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Before we fight Luna we have to make one pit stop...

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Okay first off, that is adorable and I never want it to stop.

Secondly , your moveset is garbage right now.

I mean who even uses Helping Hand?

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Awwwww yisssss.

This is going to destroy some fools.

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And we might as well get this in case it can ruin Luna's Field effect

Because as sure as I am of our victory...I really don't want to lose anymore Pokemon to the area.

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Seriously this whole route 1 area has been a nightmare.

I can't wait to never come back here.

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That's wiiilllldddd maaaannnnnn...

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I guess this is the tree Luna mentioned?

Luckily the fire only spread toward's Radomus' castle.

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Wouldn't you know it?

There was a secret entrance!

I feel like Alice in Wonderland!

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Although she definitely had a harder time finding the exit...

Anyway...

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I know what I have to do...

But I really don't want to...

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Sigh... here goes...something...

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Ehhhhhhhhhh...

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OH GOD WHY DID IT SQUISH???

WHY WOULD SHE MAKE THESE???

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Yeah I bet it did...the slut...

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Well good thing I brought a lean mean fighting machine with me then eh?

Spike?

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Yeah yeah enough posturing.

Break it down already!

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Whoa man I thought it didn't "stand a chance"?

Remember that?

From 5 seconds ago?

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Well it took him two tries but at least it's clear...

What mysteries await us deeper in the caves?

Only time will tell...

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And that time is right now.

Also what the fuck?

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So...this cave is extremely creepy with its entirely black walls...

And its...white edges...

Right.

I'm getting the fuck out of here.















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Iolia valley...

Actually quite a pretty place once you get past the evil black cave.

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It's even got a nice little river and waterfall...

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and more buttplug rocks...

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They probably don't mention these on the tourist brochure...

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Oh boy I get to watch Spike struggle some more.

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I don't think these caves have any Pokemon in them...

Maybe the Geodude here are all shiny black?

That'd be cool.


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This place is quite big actually.

Trust Luna to make this difficult for me.

She's her father's daughter alright...

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Squiiiiiiish~

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I really hope I'm not starting to enjoy this...

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Monochrome cave again...

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And it's a dead end.

But free item at least?

And a loot stone!

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All I got the first time were a shard and an Iron Ball

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I got another Iron Ball the second time too...

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EW!

GODAMMIT LUNA DON'T JUST LEAVE THESE LYING ABOUT!

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE GREEN CRYSTALS?

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These apparently.

I had to click a few of them 'cause I can't see the colour green that well.

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So they turn the green bushes into cold crystals?

Wonder what Florinia would have to say about that...

Man it's been ages since I saw her...wonder how she's doing?

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Really?

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FRAGILE GLASS!

C'mon man you punched a giant steel snake yesterday!

This small cluster can't be harder than that!

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This is starting to get tedious...

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The fuck are you doing here?

Come to hide behind El's robes again?

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Well that's a worthy goal and I'd be only to happy to help you.

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But as much as it really, really, REALLY pains me to say...

Radomus, that piece of shit, son of a bitch, mother fucking asshole...

Isn't as bad to Luna as you creepy fucks with your chains and pentagrams.

oof that was hard to do...

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Yeah that's not happening.

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I really don't trust you around Luna bug-boy.

So I'm going to follow you and make sure you don't do anything untoward to her.

That and the badge.

Badge is important too.














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Little black caaaaavvveeee of darkness~

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Right I'm getting worried about how many of these things I'm finding around this place.

Very worried.

But enough about Little Miss Darker than Black's possible fetishes...

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Time for more of this nonsense!

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Fuck!

Didn't expect that to happen at all.

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*STOMP* *STOMP*

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Seems stable anyway.

Despite it making no sense whatsoever.

Well it would if it was just ice but I'm not so sure...

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Meh...let's keep on moving eh?

Eventually I'll run out of ways to say that.

I probably have already and I'm just reusing the same ones over and over again.

Like "Moving on" and "Aaaaaaanyway"

This shit's hard dudes.

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Double Squish!

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TRIPLE SQUISH!!!

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OVERSQUISH!!!!!!




















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That was fun...

Although...

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I have no idea where the fuck I am.

Which isn't a bad thing really...I love wandering about places...

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But with Bennett buzzing about I should really find Luna...

Imagine if Pokemon had time limits though.

And the story changed depending on if you dicked about the whole way?

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It'd be pretty neat.

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Have I activated this one yet?

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Oh great...here he comes...

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Nah man.

She moved to...uh...Kanto.

You should go look for her there!

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Fuck no!

I do what I want you little shit!

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You're sounding an awful lot like a stalker here Bennett...

Moreso than usual.

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Ha!

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You "implore" me do you?

Well I implore you to bugger off!

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And more of Luna's buttplugs...

Great.

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It's a good thing I'm picking these up and not Bennett I suppose...

I'd love to see his face when he sees them though...

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I'm a liiiittle wary of plugging this crystal...

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HOLY SHIT!

WHAT KIND OF POWER DO BUTTPLUGS HOLD!?!?

pffff can't believe I said that...

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Luna?

You here?

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Hmmmm...

This is the thing that evolves Rhydon right?

I hope I haven't missed my chance to get a Rhyhorn already

I could use another ground type after Al...left...

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Uhhh okay?

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Hm.

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Well aside from some rocks I can phase through there ain't much else here.

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No sign of Luna either.

How bloody far does she want me to go to battle her?

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I mean this could just be ruse to collect her buttplugs for her...

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I promise folks, I won't mention buttplugs again after this episode.

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Although that could be because this is the last we'll see of Luna for a long while.

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That's not really a bad thing though.

Radomus and Gardevoir are part of that as well.

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Neat.

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Yet another Psychic type eh?

Jeez...doing a Psychic mono-run must be real easy in this region...

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So it's a teleport crystal?

Not some sort of cave warping crystal?

I mean...both could be plausible in this Pokemon world of ours...

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Oh ho!

A Light shard!

We know what that means boys and girls!

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My prey is near...

Wait no... that's a little too Bennetty for my tastes.

Victory is near!

Yeah. That's more my style.












































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Hey Luna. Quite a setup you've got here.

Now before we start I need to warn you about-

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That.

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OI!

He certainly did not "tag along"

He followed me like a creep.

Don't make it seem like I brought you here you shit.

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OH! HE WAS JUST CONFUSED!?!

Totally understandable.

I mean tying a young girl to a pentagram with chains in a room full of hooded religious fanatics is totally a grey area morally

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Oh wait...

NO IT ISN'T!

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Yeah shut up you twit.

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Ugh...we know...no need to bring it up in polite conversation....

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Oh boy...what's the dope going to say no-

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WHAT?!?!

He can't mean marriage right?

After all he's done? How deluded is he?

also ow my finger

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HAHAHA!

REJECTED!

I hope he starts crying...

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So you want me to take out the trash?

I can do that.

I can do that reaaaaallll good...

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Also you shouldn't leave these lying around.

If Bennett beat me here...

Well it didn't happen so we're good.

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I'm fairly sure she's too polite for a "No, Fuck off" rejection.

But she was pretty clear she doesn't give a damn about you.

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DING DING DING!

YOU GOT IT IN ONE BUDDY!

YOU'VE JUST WON AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO LOSERTOWN!

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YepYepYepYepYepYepYepYepYepYep

I've been thinking it since you joined El.

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Bennett...

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Have you SEEN me?

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Look a little harder.

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Liiiiittle harder...

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There we goooooo.

That's how everyone sees me.

well they've never said so but I assume...

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Oh sure.

Here you g-

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Waaaaaaiiittt a minute...

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Oh you sly fox...you almost had me there with your trickery.

But Mama Trainer didn't raise no fool.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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Ohhh...ohhhh...

Thanks Bennett. I needed to hear a joke like that...

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Let's see how taking it from me works out for you huh?

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Nice. It powers up Rock types as well...

At least THAT power up makes sense.

fucking chess pieces

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Ah hell that hit harder than I thought...

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Buuuut Jazz hit back juuuust a little bit harder

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Yeah...I'll give you some magic ice-cream okay?

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Kiki's Mystical Fire burnt that bug up real good.

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Dustox...not so much...

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Hmmm...we both switched huh?

Won't be a problem though

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Y'see?

Not even a sweat broken.

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I think Jasmine can deal with that.

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Okay THAT...is super rapey.

I'm telling your mother.

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JESUS FUCKING-

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Too fucking close...

Way too fucking close.

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If that killed Jazz...they wouldn't even find Bennett's body.

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Yep!

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Jack shit.



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I wouldn't call you that...

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I'd call you much worse and much truer things.

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Yes, yes and oh SO much yes on the third one.

Keep going. I'm enjoying it.

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Ever.

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I look forward to it.

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And by that I mean the day I rip you and El down from your pedestals and watch you writhe at my feet.

It will give me SOOOOOO much satisfaction to do that.

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I'm not you. I don't need luck. It's been nothing but bad lately anyway.

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No they won't, fuck you.

Bit of info





















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What's the hippety-haps Ame?

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I can imagine...this place is a fucking maze.

And the caves are creepy.

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Does it dress up like anthropomorphic animals?

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But wait! There's more!

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OH SURE!

JUST LET ME DRAG THE SUN IN HERE AND IT'LL BE NO PROBLEM EH?

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Tenks.

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Is this what she means?

I mean Flash isn't unlimited like...

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Ah well Snow doesn't need Tail Whip.

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I don't know why Brainiac is there...

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Ah well not like I intend to use him at all in this fight.

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So this is pretty much a dead end?

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I am super glad I beat Bennett.

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He swore vengeance or something.

It's not important.

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Well there's :

1) It's an evolutionary thing from back when we were living in caves because most predators are nocturnal

2) Can't see properly which is a big part of managing our surroundings. I mean cliffs don't light up when you're about to fall of do they?

3)There's the psychological part of darkness being associated with evil

4)Threats we can't see coming like murderers and thieves

5)Wendigos

6)Wendigos

7)Oh my god so many Wendigos.

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There you go. Seven reasons off the top of my head.

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Did I mention Wendigos?

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EDGY ALERT!

EDGY ALERT!

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!

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Although to be fair, you've had a rough time with a cult that worships the light so I don't blame you for that statement.

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Just ask Artorias.

The whole abyss theing didn't go so well for him.

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...uh...

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Do you mean "Let's fight now"?

Cause I'm all for that anyway...

Don't know about this lost infinity or whatever...

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Guess she did!

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I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD BATTLE CRY SO I'M JUST GOING TO SCREAM "HOOAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH" OKAY?

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Heh nice title there.

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Carpenter?

She nicknames her Pokemon?

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Yikes...

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Guess that's Spike out of commission for the fight...

Also I didn't get it screenshotted but she managed to set up Stealth Rock and is switching to something called "Humpty Dumpty"?

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I'm going to assume it's a dark type anyway.

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Ugh...Malamar...

How is that thing faster?

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This will wreck it!

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Oof...so close...and now it's getting even stronger...

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Okay let it heal and...

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BLAST IT AGAIN SNOW!

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Gah!

Try again!

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GAH!

I've brought it into the red a few more times so she shouldn't heal it now...

But it's faster than Snow...

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Snow has Pixellate right?

And that turns Normal moves into Fairy types so...

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Alright! It worked!

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Ohhh that's a good one. Wish I'd thought of it.

But I suppose you know your Fairy-tales better than me huh?

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Bandersnatch? The fuck is a Bandersna-

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Wait like from Alice in Wonderland?

The weird spiny thing?

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Which after googling a picture of it looks kind of like a...

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Oh you'll see why soon enough...

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I know you can. Make it quick yeah?

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ONE PUUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!

technically it was several punches in a quick succession but whatever

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Well that's just making it easy for me.

Also I can't believe it took me this long to notice the Alice in Wonderland theme she's going with.

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Ick.

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Well way to waste an attack buddy.

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Shit.

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Noooo...

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Nonononono...

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OH THANK FUCK

This Ampharos is going to give me a heart attack...

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It's okay just...3 times in 10 minutes?

Please just hit it this time...my heart can't take another close call like that.

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THERE WE GO!

You know, despite lacking in quantity the graphics for some attacks are pretty cool.

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Okay she's sending out something called the March Hare so...

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Gonna play it safe...ish...

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Ah now this thing I can deal with.

Just so happens that Snow is the only one who can Super effect this joker.

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Unlucky!

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Ahhhh this battle is going really well...

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I'm sorry WHAT???

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It can't be...

No I suppose it isn't exactly a unique name...

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Well at least you're optimistic about losing

Also I've always thought Umbreon was more dog-like than the other Eevee-loutions...

I mean it's counterpart Espeon is a straight up cat like.

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That won't do shit!


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Dammit Mako!

Get your head in the game!

What would Troy Bolton think?

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Which means Mako is now faster...

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YES! IT'S OVER NOW!

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SUPER OVER!

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What the FUCK is this Umbreon's defense?

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Ugh...

Okay one more time?

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YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

MY LOSING STREAK IS OVER!

WE'RE BACK ON TOP BABY!


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Didn't get a word of that but thanks all the same.

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You were pretty good yourself Luna!

Those nicknames had me guessing there.

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DA DA DAA DAAAAAA!!!

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Ehhhh...I'll consider it...

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I will!

Thanks for the TM!

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I could check outside to make sure he's gone if you want?

Ah well I'm fairly sure I picked up all the buttplug keys outside so you should be fine.

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See ya Luna!

Thanks for the badge!






































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Ahhhhhhhhhhh~

I'm so glad that went well...

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Well we beat Luna, got a new badge and level cap and learnt that Bennett is a creep.

Next up is Agate City!

Which won't be for a while because I've got to focus on other things till May.

But hey we had a fun adventure today right?

I didn't even get mad like usual!

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I'll see you guys around! Don't forget to leave a reply so I feel can good about wasting my time doing this show!

Byyyyeeeee!















Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Apr 10 2016, 11:04 AM.
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