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I just a-door this route.

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*COUGH*

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Unfortunately relevant for this episode...sniff...

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Amariaaaaa?

Titaniaaaaa?

I've come back for Surf!

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Where you guys at?

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Oh.

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It's a mess in here too and I'm curious what's back th-

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Alright then.

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Guess I'll touch all their stuff then.

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She doesn't seem the type to keep a diary...

Wait...she had an earlier one didn't she?

Or was that just her book of "fairytales"?

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I'm not stupid enough to read someone's diary when they'll be back any minute.

I mean if she was gone for a couple of hours I totally would.

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But books are for squares!

Time for some mind-numbing television!

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Oh dang what's happening now?

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Hahaha it just ends there?

Top quality reporting from Gardevoir as usual.

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Looking at their search history is probably worse than the diary...

...what does "Laprasing" mean...?

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Hmmm...how to delay the inevitable some more?

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RAIDING THE FRIDGE!

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Bah...only healthy junk...

Well there's some ice-cream marked 'Tania's. Touch and you die'

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Well like most people I die when I am killed so I'll pass on the ice-cream.


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Sigh...

Let's just get this joke over with so I can continue on my merry way...

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OH JOY!

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We're in for a side-splitter with this one folks.

I can just FEEL it!

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Oh...um...that's...

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Oh shit she's right there...

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I've made my choice.

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Can I read that terrible book of fairytales again?

Please?

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ACK!!

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I sure did...

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(Okay Sean use that old noggin' of yours. What answer won't piss her off?)

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Yes.

(GAAHHH! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!)

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Not in the slightest?

It's those damn video games I tell ya!

There. I just used the most undeniable excuse in history.

I win now right?

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But I...Rpg...mandatory...

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...I'll leave now...

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Can I go back to the circus now?

At least there I can pretend this region isn't a super depressing.

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No worries there!

I mean I'm not comfortable with the whole lying to her about it thing but I am not ready to deal with the fallout of her finding ou-

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oh nooooo


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Heeyyyyyy Amaria?

How's it hangi-

How are you?

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Dunno what you're talking about Amy.

We're just a couple of wild and crazy friends hangi- CHILLING out with each other.

Nothing unusual or heartbreaking here.

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Tania! TANIA! GET. THE. BOOK.

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I'LL STOP HER!!!

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FUCK I MISSED!

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WELL I'LL JUST BE GOING NOW YEAH?

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IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN AMARIA!

EXCEPT FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES!

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OH WOW THOSE WERE BAD!

open you piece of shit

WELL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER!

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DON'T WORRY TANIA! I BOLTED THE DOOR SHUT!

SHE WON'T GET AWAY NO-

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I may have forgotten to actually put the door back in it's frame.

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Whoopsie daisy?

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Shit I better go after them.
















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I-is that an Absol?

Why is it here though?

...oh...

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FUCK YOU!

NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

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Oh god something bad is going to happen...

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Well you know what they say right?

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"Never hurts to help!"

Ha ha!

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Ha...

Haaaaaa....

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HURRY UP AND LEARN SURF SO I CAN STOP HER!!!

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I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THESE EMOTIONS!

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AND TITANIA CLEARLY ISN'T EITHER!

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Uhhhh I love you?

Does that help in ANY way???

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Oh no...

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Nonono...

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For the love of god don't pull a Corey Amy!

Please!

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AMARIA!!!

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I remember now...

This was always going to happen...

We saw it back in Season 2 in Shade's gym...

Amaria...

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What do you mean you're going after her?!?

She's dead!

Like Corey and Kiki!

There's...no point...

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I'll try.

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And she just fucking dives off a waterfall...

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I can't even see the bottom...






































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O-on with the adventure!

Let's pretend that everything is fine and I just need Waterfall to...get a TM!

Maybe even the TM for Ice-beam!

Yeah...that's...cool...

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OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????

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That's a bit tongue-in-cheek game.

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Wait...

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Have I been here before?

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Yeah I remember now!

It was where I caught...that Cubchoo...Mucus or something.

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Okay I haven't been here before.

Mirror mirror on the walls~

Who will I capture with my balls?~

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A Floatzel? I see~

So it shall be!

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I dub this Floatzel...

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Bouyancy!

(I'll stop rhyming now)

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Hey.

You'll be an excellent addition to my Charlotte/Terra elimination squad.

Now get to the box.

I have important things to do.

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei'mstilltramuatisedfromearliereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee














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Must of made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Loony Tunes reference aside, I'm proud that I spelled Albuquerque right on my first go.

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Ahhh good old sliding on ice puzzles...

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A staple of the Pokemon world for almost 17 years...

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Also I have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

Still not a bad cave though.

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There should be though!

That patch of land over there is prime hidden item real estate!

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Okay...somehow I'm back on route 2...

I should finish that annoying Crustle puzzle over here so I can have a shortcut to the Cirque du Stupid.

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Back in we go!

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Hang on...

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Who's this girl?

Why is she in the middle of this mountai-

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Oh boy!

It's Cain, Hardy and Aya!

(don't think I've ever seen her from behind)

My wonderful friendsmaybe?

Also...

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARTICUNO IS THIS GIANT BLOCK OF ICE???

HARDY! EXPLAIN!

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT!

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I was a bit...delayed...

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Eloquent as always Hardy.

Also I thought Cain was going to third wheel Aya and Hardy just to annoy them or something?

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Oh jeez...

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Wait I didn't explain what happened did I?

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We could always call Ame and have her organize some air-drops with some Bird Pokemon?

although she probably wants them to starve

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For some reason I feel Hardy is going to be a pushover when I finally fight him.

Let's call it a hunch shall we?

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Pfff sure Hardy.

Suuuuurrrrreeee...

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But none of you even have any fire Pokemon.

Just Pokemon with Fire type moves.

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Can I let Mako try?

He's a strong fire type...

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Mnnnnnnnnnnngghhhhhhh...

I think characters like Terra and Radomus were a key factor in me liking Cain more...

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Where there's a whip, there's a way right guys?

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Probably not.

I mean I can't picture Saphira as a "feed the hungry type" over her usual "Fire and Blood" strategy...

Also what the hell?

Us non-gym leaders can be useful too!

In fact we're better than you fucks!

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Roll.

Because he's the Rock Leader.

Rock Leader Over-used Joke.

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Well that was easy!

I expected at least six or seven Meteor goons guarding the road.

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Hey...what's that bright light in the sk-

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FUCK!!

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I'm fine too guys! Thanks for asking!

I know I wasn't that close but I just want attention...

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Can we not?

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ONE MOMENT!

Before you answer that Saphira...

We need to catch up on some things...

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I LOST THE AMETHYST PENDANT!!!

WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA GIVING IT TO ME NOW WAS IT?

ESPECIALLY WITH THIS GAME AND IT'S SHITTY EXCUSES!

"OH NO GO AHEAD UNTRUSTWORTHY WEIRDO! KEEP THAT VITAL ITEM TO YOURSELF! NOT LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!"

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ALSO I FOUGHT POKEMON GOD!

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO???

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Probably shouldn't have just let them do that.

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Well...THEY did.

I'm not a gym leader AFTER ALL!

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Oh boy...here it comes...

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EXPOSURE AND BRIGHTNESS TO 100!!!

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That...sounds pretty bad actually...

And clever too...

Are we really fighting the same Team Meteor who tried to blow up a volcano with their own leader on it?

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Oh for the love of...

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Hardy you beautiful angel!

I take back most of the jokes I made at your expense!

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Until tomorrow.

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Oh don't complain. I can get more Pokemon for my armygroup of friends

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Okay is "Let's roll" a verbal tic or something?

Cause I'm starting to feel bad about making fun of it.

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DEFLECT THEM THE OTHER WAY SAPHIRA!!!

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Okay you guys kind of deserve it for actually walking across a bridge like that in the middle of a artillery bombardment.

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Uh yeah that too.

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Hahahahaha...ohhhh Cain...

Hardy...run for your fucking life.

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That's it Hardy...pretend not to get it...

Actually maybe that's the joke?

He's the Rock leader (Rock Leader Hardy) so maybe he's thick?

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Man you probably jinxed us Aya.

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Ehhhhh...

"Dangerous"

I mean Solaris, El , Lin are the only ones we have to really watch for.

(Sirius is a little bitch)


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Will do Cain.

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Oh just get going you randy bastard!

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You probably shouldn't think too hard about it Aya...

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...I can see you're uncomfortable...

I know what will help.

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AWKWARD ACQUAINTANCE HUG!!!

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I think you should be more worried about us to be honest.

I'm like a walking, talking magnet for Meteor related shenanigans.

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But that's how I use ALL of my friends!?!

Do you not want to be friends?

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Oh boy...ledge puzzles...

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Why are all these machines just lying about in a cave?

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Oh.

Well that explains everything.

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Sean and Aya

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Our teamwork is on fiyah.

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You better not draw our ire

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Sean and Aya.

-Unknown Poet


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OHHHHHHH!!!

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It's sooooo cute...

I want one...

But I discount catching any Pokemon while I have a trainer with me.

'Cause they'll fuck it up if I do.

But as a compromise I will only catch a Druddigon in this cave area..

"Compromise" suckers...

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Back outside!

Right where giant balls of Clawitzer death can kill us!

Yay!

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Hey Aya.

I put up with your brother for 10 months.

I think you're a godsend compared to his hyper sexual flirting.

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You wanna come up?

We kinda have a schedule to keep you know.

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JESUS TELEPORTING CHRIST!!!

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And now I'm inside you.

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Make of that what you will.




















Aya's eighteen right?






























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I know right?

It's almost as if the game is trying to lead us somewhere.

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We have a hard life.

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Welcome to my life in this region.

I run into these guys every time I go buy the paper.

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I'm not.

Also tee hee "someone came"

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Hey fuck you man!

You guys are much worse than me!

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In more than just battling too.

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Welcome to my life yet again.

Every cave I go into is either filled with Meteor goons or disturbing Garbodors.

There was that one beautiful time I found Snow though.

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Rats!

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Foiled yet again by a small crack in the ground!














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Christ how long is this episode going to go on?

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...That's a strange rock...

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We'll come back to it.

Probably a egg or something.

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JUMP PUZZLES

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METEOR GOONS!

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Uhhh...I'm fine thank you.

I just want to leave.















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And so I did.

Also this bridge is fucking suspicious.

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OH GOD HERE IT COMES!!!

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IF I DIE SOMEONE TELL FERN TO GO FUCK HIMSELF!!!

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Oh.

I survived.

But how?

Am...am I God?

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HEY IT'S THAT FUCKING ABSOL!!

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DON'TCHU RUN AWAY FROM ME YOU SHIT!

YOU KILLED AMARIA!

I mean there were a lot of complicated reasons and feelings involved...

BUT I BLAME YOU ANYWAY!!

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Bah...it got away...

Wait...

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Oh shit is there another disaster waiting to happen in this episode?

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God I fucking hope not.

Amaria's was sad enough...

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I forget you're new to this Meteor fighting thing...

Basically we've just stumbled into their main operating area and will now have to face one of their "elite" members in a pointless battle because as this game has proven many times that it doesn't care about who wins and will punish me for winning anyway.

GOOD OL' POKEMON EH?

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Oh it's just you two?

No Solaris or Lin?

Excellent.

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I think somebody's forgetting the other 20 times I've fought and beaten you.

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Well this works.

This works just fine.

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Damn. Maybe not so fine after all...

Oh well I can take Solrock out next turn.

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Lunatone heals...

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And Kiki kills...

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It's got surprisingly tough Special defense for a Golurk...

Also I'm not waiting around for Phantom Force to hit.

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Kill that please.

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You're doing great work Kiki.

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But take a break for now.

I can't really afford a turn to heal right now.

I talk shit on them a lot but Aster and Eclipse are actually very competent...

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And thankfully they decided to gang up on Dragalge.

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'Lizbeth mopping up these fools!

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Tch...

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Hoped that would do more than half at least...

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WWWWHAAAAAAT???

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ELIZABETH NOOOOOOO!!!!

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DAMN IT!

THEY KILLED ANOTHER ONE OF MY BIRDS!!

FIRST TAYTO NOW ELIZABETH?!?!

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ANOTHER GOOD POKEMON GONE!

I FUCKING HATE THIS SEASON!!!

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Ugh...and she was my Rain dancer against Charlotte...

Elizabeth...

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Thanks for revenge killing it Nidoqueen.

I've...just got to power through this.

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Hnnnn...

Snow you got this?

I mean that Rhyperior...

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Wow that nerfed it quite badly.

Snow is best girl.

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Just survive this...please...

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THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!

Now get the FUCK out of there Snow.

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It's time for other best girl Jasmine.

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Gengar is obviously the fastest...

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But also the flimsiest...

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Bye bye Milotic!

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Yah fuckin' bitch.

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Tentacruel is a surprisingly good choice for that Aromatisse.

But...

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Yup.

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Although she died for a good cause....

MINE!

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You'd think the whole "bright yellow with glowing tail" would tip them off wouldn't you?

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Ooof...this is quite the battle...

Even with Elizabeth gone...I'm getting fired up...

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EAT SHIT!

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OI!

NO SWAPSIES!


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NO HEALSIES EITHER!

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Double tapped.

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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH...

Heart can't take so many of those Jazz.

You seem to be more prone to them than the others this season by a long shot...

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But at least it's over now.

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Mako is the World's Strongest.

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Oh fuck off.

If you weren't trying why'd you switch your Thunder spamming Aromatisse?

Ya nasty bitch.

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Oh cool.

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You guys will disband Team Meteor now right?

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Worth a shot.

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I just happen to have a gift for bumbling into trouble and then solving it with finesse.

Well it's either a gift or a curse...


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FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!

THEY ADMIT THEY'RE JUST FUCKING THINGS UP FOR A VAGUE GOAL THAT I DOUBT THEY CAN EVEN ACHEIVE!!

GOOD ON YOU ECLIPSE!

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Okay I take that back Sasuke Uchiha.

That's a shitty thing to say.

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YEAH GO TEAM METEO-

Wait a minute...

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Done-zo. Finite. End game etc.

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Ha! Schrodinger's Meowth...

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Dunno.

You think we can get popcorn or something?

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Oh?

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Gonna have to speed you up there Eclipse.

Sirius is right there, looking like the bitch he is.

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So why has nobody pointed him out?

He's not even trying to be sneaky...

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Uh-oh..."-'s" are never good.

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What the fuck!?

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Those are NOT pleasant sounds...

Oh no...

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(When did Chadleures become Dementors?)

(ALSO WHY HAVEN'T WE KILLED ALL CHANDELURES IF THEY DO THAT?)

(ALSO SOMEONE IS FUCKING USING THEIR POKEMON TO CHEAT AGAIN!)

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Mate...saying that before you actually do it gives me plenty of time to dodge it.

You really need to work on tha-

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WHAT THE FUCK????


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No you fucking won't!

My team may be tired but Mako can kick your team's collective asses!

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AYA!

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Fuck that shit!

Let me fight him game!

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ASTER! BETRAY HIM ALREADY! HE'S A DICK!

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GO ON THEN!

RUN!

RUN LIKE THE LITTLE CHEATING BITCH YOU ARE!!!

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This episode was a fucking rollercoaster of depression and death.

Amaria, Elizabeth and Eclipse...maybe Aya too if the game's feeling cruel...

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See you guys later.

I'm gonna go collapse into my bed and sleep this off for a few weeks.

Send some questions for that Q&A as well or something.

Whatever.


Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, May 25 2016, 10:58 PM.
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