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Considering who the main characters in this episode are...

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M'still annoyed about this.

I'd like to keep ONE flying type alive for when I get Fly ya know?

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Ah well...

Welcome aboard Bouyancy.

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You won't be saying that for very long.

But at least I have someone for Terra.

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Now...

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Where oh where has that Druddgion gone?

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Oh where oh where can she be?

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With her face so cute and her tail all spiked.

Oh where oh where...

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Can she be.

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MINE.

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And hey since it was a luxury ball...

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Also 'cause she's adorable as hell.

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Daaawwwwwww...

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Is this a new route?

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Eh I'll come back and check it out later.

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Aya?

Who's that?

Never heard of her.

And if I had heard of her you can be sure I wouldn't of heard that she'd been captured by Team Meteor's resident bitch Sirius.

So yeah.

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HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED?!?

I WAS SO DISCREET!

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So how about that route 4 guys?

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Or a quarter of it anyway...

Wonder how close we are to the Pokemon League?

All I know is it's somewhere in these mountains...

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Well this looks importante.

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Importante enough that I had to use my entire understanding of Spanish.

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"Importante" my arse.

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Geh...

Bet there's gonna be super strong Pokemon up there and I'll have to settle for these lower scrubs.

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Well...Bisharps not bad but it's never a good thing to have a Pokemon with 4x weakness in a Nuzlocke...

Elizabeth is a recent example of that.

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But I'll need someone to wreck Adrienn for me so he'll do.

Or I could lie to Adrienn and tell xim I've already beaten xim and xe just forgot to give me the badge.

Xe'll probably believe me.

Fucking hell these pronouns are annoying.

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Anyway the Pawniard shall be named...

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Derogatory Trainer graduated from the Cleh Memorial School of Nicknaming in 2007 at the top of his class

Many were outraged that this idiot had achieved top honours after infamously nicknaming a Corsola "Coral"

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Their revenge was swift and bloody.





















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It appears to be some sort of wall of psychic energy...

Hmmm...would Dark or Ghost types be able to pass through?

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Don't think they heard you man.

Maybe you should tr-

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NOT DOING THAT MAYBE?

Friggin' idiot...

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Hah!

Immaturity...

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Ha!

Wait...Fern?

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As always our "hero" comes to save us in our time of need.

Praise be onto him.

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No...

You didn't...

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Fern joined Team Meteor.

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Team Meteor let Fern join.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!


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Hehehe...ooohhhhhhhhh...

This game hasn't made me laugh like that in a looooong while....

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It's just the icing on Fern's "I'm a failure" cake...

He joins Team fucking Meteor...

A group who are pretty much destined to be crushed under my heel...

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Such a beautiful moment this is...

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You sure you don't wanna battle and be humiliated in front of all you new friends?

You do remember right?

The fact that you've NEVER beaten me?

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Go fuck yourself~

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Betcha I could stick my whole fist up th-

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Oh..that's not what you guys meant...

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With your Rock types?

Wouldn't count on it.

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Hey Saphira how you doing?

Me? Oh I'm great.

Glad I got rid of that Pendant of my own free will.

You know how it is.

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The fuck did I tell her that for?

Who gives a shit about Eclipse now?

Certainly not "Fire and Blood" Saphira that's for sure.

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Yeah how come these particular PULSE's require external power sources?

All of the others have been self sufficient. They ran of the Pokemon's life energy of something

And they were in secluded locations where they wouldn't have access to electricity...

PLOT HOLE ALERT.

METEOR CONFIRMED HACKERS.

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So...how are they shooting us if the city is trapped in a giant forcefield?

Is the Clawitzer somewhere else?

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Your sisters.

Such lovely people...

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Ehhh Laura's alright actually.

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Who?

She sounds like she'd die in a house fire quite easily.

I can just SENSE these things ya know?

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She makes a LOT of those.

Half of this league for example.

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Hello Charlotte...

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It's fine Laura.

Go cry all you want.

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Who does?

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Right...someone drives YOU nuts...

How about that?

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What was that about anyway?

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WHAT?!

WHY?!

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So let me get this straight...

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Laura got tossed out of her League position for NO FUCKING REASON?

AMETHYST ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

WHY NOT GET RID OF THE FUCKING CULT LEADER INSTEAD???

AND WHO THE HELL DID YOU REPLACE HER WI-

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...no...

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IT'S FUCKING BENNETT ISN'T IT?!?!?

AME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT POSITION!!

FIRST OFF HE'S NOT NEARLY STRONG ENOUGH SEEING AS I'VE BEATEN HIM BEFORE!

TWICE!

AND SECONDLY I'M ONLY ON THE 11TH OUT OF 18 GYMS!

MEANING THE ELITE FOUR SHOULD BE ALL LEVEL 100 OR SO!

HOW WOULD HE HAVE SURPASSED ME SO SUDDENLY AND EASILY!?!

HOW? HOW!?!

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SOMETHING LIKE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING JOKE OF A POKEMON LEAGUE???

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Yeah whatever...

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Fucking hate this region...

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You're alright though pal.





























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Let's explore some houses to get our mind off it yeah?

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OUT OF THE FRYING PAN INTO THE F-

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Wait I remember now.

I'm cool with Anna.

Even with her utter lunacy...

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Haha!

Your sister is being held by terrorists.

Haha!

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Hey Shelly how you doin'?

Man...been a while since I saw you guys actually...

Few months?

Oh yeah that last time was when...I still had...my team...

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I Just told you!

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She got captured by terrorists in a way where I cannot be blamed for it happening!

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You're probably right...

Pussies couldn't even cut Shelly's throat.

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There's that too...I guess...

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Aww she was excited to see me?

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It's okay Anna.

You're still my favourite orphan.

I mean that's not saying much but...

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Oh fucking hell...this episode just EXISTS to push my buttons doesn't it?

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LIKE HOW HE WORKS FOR TEAM METEOR AND IS NO DOUBT ONE OF THE HIGHER UPS?

AND ALSO PROBABLY A GYM LEADER?

WELL AME? IS HE?

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Cool. Problem solved.

No point worrying about it annnnyyyyymmmm-

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Why would you take this freedom from me Cain?

Whyyyy?

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Along with the rest of the entire city who I probably will end up liking more...

Besides she could just fly away somewhere e-

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Yeah what Noel said.

Fucking copycat stealing my solutions...

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"We"

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You meant me right?

And then I'll get none of the credit and nobody will ever thank me?

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I'll get right on it shall I?

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Not that we've tried.

Hardy hit it once and gave up instantly.

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Well we could y'know FLY to the mountain city and drop supplies?

Hell get Ciel to do it. She's got loads of Flying types.

Were as I, recently, have none.

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Jesus Christ can we get on with this "easy solution" already?

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Hah?

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Dive?

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I suppose that could work...

Hmmm...

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...Oh Noel...

You poor bastard...

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What?

No there wasn't...was there?

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Who'd give Dive to the ground type gy-

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Oh.

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Who'd give Dive to the FIRE type gym?

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Amethyst.

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I shall crush her.

And I'll do it so well I'll embarrass all those naysayers who thought I'd wipe to her.

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It will be glorious...

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Fucking hell I'm going!

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Geez...



























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Yup.

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Still here.

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What's all this?

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HI SIRIUS!

Still a little bitch?

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Just once I'd like someone interested in me instead of this ring.

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This ring can't love you back you know.

Don't think anyone could love a little bitch like you anyway.

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So you want me to give them this ring.

A ring that they can use to unleash an eldritch being (whos clone nearly killed me...) upon the region.

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In exchange for Aya.

I mean I've grow to tolerate Aya but sacrificing the entire region?

Nah.

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They're not gonna do it anyway.

Is fine.

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Look Aya nothing personal but the Ruby ring is the only macguffin we have safely away from them.

El has Emerald, Amaria has Sapphire and she's probably dead and don't get me fucking started on what Radomus is doing with the Amethyst pendant.

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Yeah what's stopping them from burning her soul after we hand the ring over?

I mean that Chandelure is just "SO FAST" you know?

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Damn Sapphire I can understand with Charlotte but Lauras alri-

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Charlotte is right there.

At this hostage negotiation...

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Sigh...

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What does it matter Hardy?

Charlotte's going to have some super cool edgy way to resolve the problem because that's how this works.

That's how it always works...

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So how will you solve this oh wise and brilliant 15 year old girl?

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You fucking said it mate.

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Wait what?

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You're asking me?

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YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME????

OF ALL PEOPLE???

Oh that is TOO good!

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Okay first of all what are you talking about?

We need to save Aya. Not you.

And secondly there is no way you are getting this ring unless you pry it from my cold, dead ha-

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You've already taken the ring haven't you?

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Great.

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Just Great.

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Don't worry Hardy...it's clearly a ruse...

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You do that.


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More like Bye-a!

Amiright?

Amiright?

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Am I so fucking mad?

Not as much as you'd think.

I've mellowed out into a icy abyss of hatred.

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Not like her BROTHER would care or anything right?

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Nah think in Titania's situation Saph would just straight out tell Amaria to fuck off and die.

Or at least not get herself into the situation in the first place.

Plus she doesn't seem the type to keep a diary out IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM TITANIA!

*cough*

Moving on.

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Well if you mean absolute faith in not adopting them from Senor Siggy's Shock Emporium, then yes.

Absolute faith.

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We're all in this together guys~

Just like Troy Bolton said we were!

Let's all hold hands and make friends!

Or whatever that movie was about.

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Basketball?

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She fucking said it.

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They could just do it out of spite?

I mean the amount of times I've pissed them off...

And you killed some of them too Saphira.

They probably aren't going to forget that or stop attacking the city.

I mean the ring wasn't even HERE when they started attacking.

So there's goes that "genius" plan of Charlotte's.

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Yeah...

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High...

I tried to combine Hi and Sigh but it didn't work.

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Side-splitting.

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Personally?

Totally.

But what I fail to grasp is why the hell it even happened at all?

They were no threat to you and we've probably just made them angrier with this trick that has bought us...what?

10 minutes at best?

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Right.

Sure.

Why not.

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Fear. They'd get everyone afraid of them. Lessening the region's willingness to resist them.

Well I say "region" when I mean is a handful of leaders and me.

No one else.

This place is fucking screwed.

And their master plan is to kill us all anyway so why would they care if they slaughter a city?

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Well that's half true.

We shouldn't give in but they don't NEED encouragement.

Or validation.

They literally want to kill everyone except themselves to create a "better world" with only the "righteous" members of Team Meteor and that cult surviving.

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You are vastly underestimating their threat level.

I do it mostly out of bravado and to put on a show but you've never even fought them have you?

Miss "Not-up-to-my-rank". If I remember correctly, you hid in the kitchen while I fought them off with your older sisters.

Well...sister.

Laura's Liligant kinda dropped the ball that time.

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The fuck is a dog?

You mean a Growlithe?

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Emo to the extremo.

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That sounds like guilt though.

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Hooray.

Wonder how long till someone just fucking takes it off me without a problem?

I give it 6 episodes.

Max.

Also I wasn't up to reacting to that whole spiel above.

Just imagining me slowly smacking my head off the desk.

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Cool.

Thanks for those 10 minutes that we just wasted talking.

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Imma bet it was Ame.

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Well isn't that dandy?

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Well I've still got some time to kill.

Let's...

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Jesus Christ!

Is this some sort of hangout spot for mortal enemies?

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Oh hey look!

It's my bestgood friend Siggy!

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Hiiiiii Siggy!

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Wow a polite conversation between these two?

Will wonders never cea-

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There we go.

Wonders ceased.

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*cough*didn'tadoptsistersearlier*cough*

*cough*Ihadtostealthem*cough*

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Oh my god...

JUST FUCK ALREADY!

Or at least let me leave this conversation.

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Oh.

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Alright!












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Well this is unusual.

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Hm.

Well I found Laura.

But god knows I don't want to get back in that whole "Bennett in Elite Four" shite.

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So we'll talk to this nice old man instead.

Nice old and rich...

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Not too good at judging people are you?

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Aw that's nice.

I want to inconvenience my children when I'm old and sick too!

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Wait...

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Well this is fucking awkward but...

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And how did you deduce Catelyn from her codename Eclipse?

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Oh yeah she's doing great!

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'Cept she ded lol.

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I think I put that tactfully enough

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Man she didn't even get that really.

Her soul got burnt up so she's basically doomed to nothingness.

And that's fucking sad.

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Whoa...whoa...

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I wonder if it was it something I said?

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Okay we'll start from the gym next episode but first...

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*inhales*

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Hi Ame. How are you?

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Oh boy.

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Ergh...doubles and Eruption attacks?

That will no doubt be boosted by the field?

No thank you.

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Aw jeez.

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Oh great.

Sure am glad my Rain Dancer just DIED before the gym.

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Hmmm...

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Heh.

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Aww.

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Well...

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Time to ignore all of that shite and do this the Derogatory Trainer way!

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I don't know what you're talking about obligatory-Mako-cameo-because-you-threatened-to-go-on-strike.

No idea whatsoever...

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Also make sure to ask your questions if you have any for the Q and A episode!
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jun 13 2016, 07:02 PM.
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