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DerogatoryTrainer
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Hey there gang!

Are you ready to see me absolutely destroy "I'm not up to her rank" Charlotte?

I know I am!

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As you can see I'm back home for the summer and don't have great lighting yet.

I might get around to it if I give a damn.

Probably not.

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Well that's...uh...

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LET'S START THE SHOW NOW OKAY!?

OKAY.

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Okay this song choice was obvious wasn't it?

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Ah yes first things first.

Gotta use that Protector I got in Buttplug Valley.

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And volia!

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You sure can buddy.

Now let's get this "fight" underway shall we?

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Oh yeah...

Forgot about the gym puzzle...

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But it looks to be a knock-off of Wallace's gym in Ruby and Sapphire...

Only with fire...

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Jesus this old man is a bit serious.

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Heh Iroh...

I named Mako after your voice actor.

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Years of playing these games has given me a sixth sense for floor puzzles...

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Oh course all of Charlotte's gym trainers would be edgelords.

OF COURSE.

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Oh bloody hell what did I do?

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Things got very..."San Francisco" in here...

Apparently when Rain Dance is used after Sunny day or vice-versa.

This happens.

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Hmmm that would be useful in stopping any Sunny Day boost Charlotte will no doubt try to pull...

Should I...?

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Nah my original plan is much better and satisfying.

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This looks...a bit harder...

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Fuck.

I suppose a sixth sense for those easy main game puzzles are a bit useless here

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Well...

Gosh darn it.

Maybe I can hop it?

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Hopping it didn't work.

All I got was 3rd degree burns.

THANKS GAME DESIGNERS.

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I did it.

Aren't you proud of me?

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Wait...

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Your actual name is "Punk"?

Ace Trainer Punk.

Fucking hell your parents must of hated you.

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Beat her no problem though.

Wonder if I get anything for doing all these tiles?

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Stay right there Charlotte. This will only take a sec.

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And nothing.

Oh well.

Time to pound Charlotte into the ground!

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Your DEAD mother?

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What are you...

Oh boy...it's time for tortured past story kids!

Number Eleventy billion...

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You didn't think to yell or call for help?

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*suddenly realizes breaking her out of the orphanage wasn't a good idea*

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...

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You mean like a sociopath.

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And now we're veering into psychopath...

Oh boy I really should have left you behind in the orphanage.

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FIYAH!

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Or you know...

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GET A BUCKET SO THE FIRES DON'T KILL YOUR PARENTS???

MAYBE THAT???

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Well get ready to see those flames doused!

WITH ROCKS!

nailed it

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V for Victory?

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More like V for...uh...

VUCKING LOSER!

holy shit i am on fire today

hah "on fire"


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Uh...

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Gotta admit I didn't expect Charlotte's sprite to be aiming her ass at me.

Huh.

Also Firebug?

Try "Arsonist"

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Well well well...A Typhlosion and a Darmatian eh?

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Kiki.

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King.

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Let's crush this bitch.

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That's not going to be good next turn...

I mean..if it GETS a next turn...

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Ewwwkay...

A Quiver Dance would be bad...

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But it looks like I don't even have to worry about it!

Even if it did use Quiver Dance it wouldn't of made a difference to my master plan anyways.

Nice work King.


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*Yaaaaaawn*

Shame about that Solar Beam huh Charlotte?

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Take it away Kiki!

Just like we'll be taking that Badge!

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GWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

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Ooof...

Well then...

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For those of us who don't know what Trick Room does...

Actually you all do don't you?

Well fuck it let me have my Yu-gi-oh moment where I explain what something does to people who already know what it does.

Anyway.

So basically Trick Room makes the slowest pokemon on the field go first for 5 turns right?

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That means this big scary Rock monster outspeeds all of Charlotte's Pokemon with ease.

And you know what that means right kids?

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Total victory.

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Awww...looks like Rotom's getting desperate...

He's just made weakened him self considerably and if I'm right it's probably holding Choice Lens.

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You're making my ultimate victory look bad King.

Stop it.

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Christ...is everyone drunk or something?

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WHOA.

Kiki's not anyway!

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Good girl.

That's what I like to see!

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Well look who it is...

Charlotte's Ace bringing the Drought.

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Use Kiki's turn...

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Aaaaand you already know.

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...

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...

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Oh are you done?

Sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

TO YOUR FAILURE!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


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Is it just me or those that sound like guilt?

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Nice.

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YES! EVERYONE MUST SHOOT FIRE!

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Maybe I was a bit hypocritical about the whole arson thing...

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Thank you Charlotte...

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If by pretty you mean kill them all then yes.

I think I'll do that.

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Well...now that I've proven that I'm much MUCH better than you at battling...

And that whole "Not up to your rank" thing was a bare faced lie...

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I guess I don't hate you anymore.

Don't get me wrong you still annoy the hell out of me with your emo to the extremo behaviour and the game always pandering to make you awesome

But...

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I've met a lot worse than you since we parted ways in Tanzan Cove.

And I will destroy them when the time comes.

Count on that.

So whaddya say?

Fr-

Allies?

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Great I'll add you to the Christmas card list.

So seeing a you SHOULD be in a mental home should I address it to you and Siggy?

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Charlotte?













































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She took that well.

Only slapped me twice!

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And Shelly's standing out in the rain.

I WONDER WHY?!?

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WHOA SHELLY!

WHEN DID YOU BECOME A BROKEN RECORD!?

Seriously though stop.

It's starting to "bug" me.

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Do what I do in times of stress.

Make terrible puns and tell everyone how great I am.

But I GUESS I'll go see what I can do about the Ice wall in Ametrine...


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Oh I payed to have this fixed before I fought Charlotte.

Didn't see the point in screenshooting it.

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I still have to catch something in Ametrine don't I?

Eh I'll Repel for now.

Viridescent mentioned a Horsea somewhere and I WANT THAT SHIT.

Kingdra is my 2nd favourite Pokemon.

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Right...

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This thing is rather massive...

I'd almost expect to find Jon Snow on the top of it...

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I think those are the stairs I have to use to get to the mountaintop...

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Fuck me how do I get past this thing?

What's even ca-

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PULSE.

Every fucking time...

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Blllggflfubflubbububublubdub

*translation*

HELP I CAN'T BREAT-

*dies*

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WHOA!

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What in the seven hells is that??

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Sigh...

Never liked this part.

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At least it'll give the poor thing some peace...

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"Redoubt"

- a temporary or supplementary fortification, typically square or polygonal and without flanking defences.

Just thought you should know.

Makes sense.

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Oh man look at it's face...

It actually looks in pain...

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...

Wow I am being rather sappy about this huh?

I never gave two shits about the other PULSE mons...

Well Bigglesworth was sad but I was just too confused by it at the time...

Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf?

Maybe I can become...a true hero?

...

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KING USE HORN DRILL ON ITS SAD ASS FACE!!!

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

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FIRST TRY!!!

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Good LOOAARRRGGHHH sweet prince...

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Hello.

Did you follow me?

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Fracking Meteors is what happened.

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Yup. I have literally been the only one to ever stop one.

Well there was Cal but he doesn't count.

It was already broken "apparently"

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What'chu talking bout Shelly?

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Well yeah I guess but they didn't need to use choke-holds anyway.

The PULSE got the job done well enough.

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So you think they were trying to do something else with this PULSE?

Hmmm...

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Yes, yes go tend to your gal pal.

I'm gonna stay here a while.

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So it's been here a long while then?

Or is it just an older model they carted out?

If I remember correctly the first PULSE was used in Bybx-

Byxzi-

The Dubstep Wasteland right?

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And so the mystery curdles slightly...

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Well anyway I think I'll cut it short here today folks.

I know, I know it's rather a small update but that's why I was able to get it out so soon.

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Well we all saw me fight Charlotte this episode...

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And ooooooooooh did I crush her.

Suck it those people who thought I'd lose half my team to her!

SUCK IT!

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Well we've only got 2 more episode to the season finale so I'll see you guys later okay?

Also keep sending in questions for the Q and A thing. I'll probably put it up before the last two episodes.

See you later!

Well you'll see me...

I won't see you.

Because you're all ugl-

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Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jun 19 2016, 01:43 PM.
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