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Oh!

Hello! I didn't see you there!

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Of course I still don't see you. But let's pretend I do so I don't feel embarrassed for making this shitty opening joke okay?

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Welcome!

This is the Terribly Titled Q&A! Where I answer the questions you, the viewers. have asked!

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Let's take a look at the first question!!

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I regret every choice in my life that led to me being asked this question.

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So much regret.

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I wish I had a theme song this cool...

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Well despite my misgivings the producer says I have to keep going...

So here's the next question!

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Hmmm...the recent Pokemon I've been getting were pretty easy to train...

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I'd have to go with Tayto, my Pidgeot from the first and second seasons.

With shite attack and a lousy nature he was a struggle to get to level 36 so he could evolve into a somewhat more tolerable Pokemon as Pidgeot.

But it's not entirely his fault. The Pidgey line has a god-awful moveset and only learns a second flying move at level 38 with Wing attack.

Which is a god damn insult to the first Bird Pokemon really.

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Sadly Tayto was crushed by Aster's Rhydon in Episode 23.

He was an insufferable asshole from Pidgey to Pidgeotto but got more tolerable when he started winning fights.

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Onto the next!

This one from Reborn user "Damage".

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Huh...never really thought about this Tier wise...

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I don't think it matters in the games what Tier a Pokemon is as long as it's not weak stat wise.

I mean look at Jasmine! She's in the PU tier (one of the lowest) and she's done nothing but kick ass for 4 seasons.

Just wait till Amethyst introduces Mega Evolution...Hooo boy...

And I doubt the Elite 4 is going to consist of all Uber tier Pokemon anyway.

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But to answer your question I haven't really thought about it due to it being fairly far off in terms of game development.

But I will have Mako and Jasmine in there definitely.

I hope.

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Moving on...we've got a few questions from "Chubb".

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HYAH!

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I hope that answers your question Chubb.

Next...

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Hitmonlee...my sweet precious...

There was a guy on route 1 who offered a Tyrouge for a Dunsparce (like an idiot)

But seeing as I didn't have a Dunsparce and couldn't catch one due to Nuzlocke I'm afraid I'll never get one now.

Not in this run at least.

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WHAT? You want me to choose a lifelong friend to die simply on a hypothetical whim?

How disgraceful! I shan't do it. To do so would besmirch my honou-

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King. I'd choose King.

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LOOK! You're strong and tough I get that but your Special defense is weaker than wet tissue paper!

Even with Solid Rock you almost got killed by a bloody Seel!

It's annoying having to keep giving you all those type berries as well seeing as I can't go back to the city to buy more!

So fuck you!

MOVING ON!

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Starting to regret this whole postcard gag...

It's a lot of effort to make them.

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I think you've answer your own question there pal.

Radomus first, Gardevoir second, El third.

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This next one is from Gaunt, currently the record holder for most replies in this show with 44.

Out of now 46 episodes.

Try to beat his record you guys.

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Hmmm...you've made it difficult by eliminating the obvious ones...

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I'm pretty sure I'm going to throttle Courin-Rouge for stealing that Magikarp I'm probably never going to use.

But I can't think of any others until then.

And I've learned recently that sometimes...the dead don't stay dead...

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That's a Season 5 teaser for everyone...

Coming to your computers sometime in the next year.

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Oyyy...

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Maybe I'll forgive them for all that they've put me through like I have for Charlotte?

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Or maybe I'll hang them from their own castle walls?

Who knows which I'll pick?

the second oooooooooone

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THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!

I'm the coolest.

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Oh...Gaunt's next letter is for Mako...

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I don't know what you mean.

Sean and I are comrades. Friends till the end. Brothers in arms.

I would never betray him like that.

This is the truth.

I am not under duress at all.


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What a foolish question to ask Gaunt!

The loyalty I inspire is legendary among trainers.

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Now let me hide my gun and we can move on to the next question.

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AND THE NEXT QUESTION IS FROM...


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...Genesis.

The guy who asked when Mako lost his virginity...

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(Some of your questions were rather long and I couldn't fit them on the postcard so I'll just type them out here okay?)

Q : With so many deaths how does the team feel about that? Any PTSD? Social anxiety?

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PTSD? Social anxiety? My pokemon surely wouldn't suffer from such things!

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That's just Jasmine being Jasmine...

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You...um...uhhhh...

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MOVING ON!

Q : What is Mako's favorite drink?

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He's a fire type...drinking water would kill him...

I dunno he might like lighter fluid?

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I don't really feed them very often you see.

My training method is barbaric to some but revolutionary to...uh...

NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!

Q : Why is it whenever something important is going on and Sean can clearly help in the situation he freezes and lets the baddies get away? Does he have a secret fetish that he enjoys the pain in others? I know I do

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Okay I'm fairly sure you're just trying to pick a fight at this stage.

You pri-

Q : Where does Mako see himself in 10 years time?

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Not dead hopefully.

Ask me again when we beat the Elite 4 and the Terribly Titled Movie comes out.


Q : Rumor has it there were some back alley dealings in some back alleys of peridot with a certain eccentric purple haired uh... sexually confused individual. What are Sean's comments on these allegations?

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Is there a hidden camera somewhere?

I know about the one in front of me but still...

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Well...I suppose it's better than people asking about that Jynx...

These rumors are just rumors nothing more.

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But who started them is what's got me thinking.

Might have been Fern...

Q : Amethyst has been pointed out as someone who has exceptionally bad judgement in appointing gym leaders. While we know Sean agrees with this viewpoint, the public would like to know what Sean would if he was the reborn coordinator - the president. Will he be the president reborn needs or the president reborn deserves. What changes would we see?

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Holy shit.

You've clearly been saving the good question until last Genesis!

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I only have one small correction to make.

I don't plan on being elected by democratic vote.

I'm going to take Reborn by right of conquest.

So we'll change president to King okay?

Anyway the changes...

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First of all I'll do extremely thorough background checks on all possible candidates.

If I get so much as a whiff of them worshipping Arceus I'll execute them myself.

Let the worship something non-threatening like the Helix or something.

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And no kids!

While I admit a lot of the children leaders are skilled there is no reason they can't wait till they're 16 or something.

Gym leading is a lot of work and just because you have battling skill doesn't mean you are old enough to have a position of power.

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Granted, when I was a kid I would have said screw the rules and done some sick 360 ollies.

Cause I was rad like that.

But older Gym leaders are better for the region overall.

Now onto someone else's questions.

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D-do you not remember the first 3 seasons?

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They were better times...

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Fuck...

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It depends on what I'm nuzlocking but I might take some strats I've used here into Rejuvenation?

I don't think I'll need any if I do the main games since I can power through them with my eyes closed.

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Hell I'm not even sure I'll be doing anymore Nuzlockes after Reborn and Rejuvenation.

I wouldn't mind doing one of Pokemon Neo X and Neo Y but it's an incredible amount of work just to get those games working let alone record for them.

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There's always a chance for Drayano hack or that AshGray one I promised but forgot about.

Guess you'll have to keep watching~

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I can't give any spoilers to how the next few episodes are going to go but...

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I think the main fights I'm worried about i future versions of Reborn will be against Lin, Solaris , all of the Elite 4, Saphira and whoever the Champion is.

Maybe the last PULSE fight too.

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I didn't know there was a Squirtle...

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And I use the Squirtle because it's easy to edit it in funny ways in Photoshop.

Look.

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(top row) All Squirtle , Friskle, Greatest Squirtle in the Galaxy
(bottom row) Sansle, Judgementle, and my favourite Jon Squirtle.


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Next we have a few questions from jirachi...

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I'm not quite sure what jirachi means by mechanism...but english might not be his first language so I won't judge.

If it means how it works for the Terribly titled universe well...

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You try throwing a boulder at a bird and tell me how well it fairs.

It isn't a disease like Manic has in his nuzlockes.

Just plain old fatal injuries.

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High-Jump Kick.

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I want a High-Jump Kick Tm.

Or Thunderbolt at least.

I want to take the wide lens off of Jasmine at some point.

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...The one in Vanahen castle...

Even though it's rather clever and well put together I still hate it.

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What Field Effect I would create myself?

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To be honest I can't really think of one that hasn't been done by Amethyst.

I would say a Dragon one but that's apparently in the works for episode 16...

I'll admit the field effects are really clever and only now are the main games starting to think the same.

But fuck 'em. Reborn is better.

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(Wedward asked this too but I didn't see the point in doing both)

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It sucks. Sean's getting rid of it next season after learning Close Combat doesn't benefit from it.

And I wish people wouldn't attribute that win to me so much.

If Al hadn't weakened it or Sean hadn't had the foresight to give me a Focus Band I'd be dead.

And it'd have been up to Jasmine to stop Arceus.

She might have been able too. I'll admit that I don't have the best defenses but Jasmine could probably have taken a hit, paralyzed it, and kept healing
till a chance to strike appeared


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Those are two very good questions. Simple but allow for a good response.

Amazingly the only person to ask it too.

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The best thing about Pokemon Reborn...

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I like the region and think that it's very well designed.

Even if Route 1 nearly drove me insane

Having dark alleyways, a seedy underbelly and illegal substances like "Rare Candy" makes the game more interesting and fun in my opinion.

I also like the battles. Oh man the battles. Gimmick ones like Arceus and Solaris aside, I actually feel challenged by a Pokemon game.

Something that hasn't happened in years!

Even the Gimmick ones (putting aside the beatdowns I got from bout) are really good at raising the drama level.

The Solaris one shows how a Evil gang leader is supposed to be. Way way way stronger than a trainer with 4 badges. *coughGiovannicough*

The story ain't half bad either. I'm actually curious to see where it goes and how it ends and if I get the chance to kill Radomus at all

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Now the worst thing about Pokemon Reborn...

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Probably the sense of powerlessness the player has in certain events.

Like the player is forced to make completely idiotic moves because the plot demands it.

For example, The Blacksteam factory episode. Solaris tells the player to come closer and look at the Muk (despite the player clearly seeing it already)
and without so much as saying "Fuck off you weirdo" The player is forced to turn his back to a known criminal and almost gets decapitated for it.

Other examples of the powerlessness are when one of the Macguffins get taken off you by the bad guys without so much as a struggle.

And when Radomus takes you on a merry ride you have no need to go on because he can instantly solve all problems with Gardevoir

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But I think we all know by now how much I hate him so I'll stop before going on another rant.

So let's move on.

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Oh this one's for Mako and Jasmine!

Take it away.

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I really like Kiki she tells the best jokes!

And that one time she possessed Sean and had him flirt with that Cain guy?

Oh yeah! Hehehe that was so funny!

Snow is really nice too.


Scary strong as well. She's a tiny thing but has enormous amounts of special attack.

I think King is shy around us 'cause he never says much. He mostly looks at his arms and sighs contently.

Who else is there?


Spike?

Mako! Spike isn't new! He's been here since Season 2!

Right, right...I probably don't remember 'cause I died at the end of that season.

Hey I did too!

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How did we come back actually? Nobody else comes back?

I asked Sean but he wouldn't tell me. Something about souls and Nuzleafs then he clammed up and changed topic.

I asked him why Ace wasn't brought back either.


Ace?

Y'know...the Pelipper Sean brought in to replace Tayto? Anyway he muttered something about not being enough sacrifices and walked away.

Hmmm...Oh! We've gotten off topic Mako! The next question is for us as well!

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Well...lately things have been going well...Sean beat that redhead he has a crush on

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! W-what makes you think he has a crush on Charlotte???

Well up until recently he had a picture of her that he used as a target for us to attack. He must have really liked her

I think I need to explain to you that Sean destroying something isn't how he shows love.

ITS NOT????

Hahaha what happened to this picture anyway?

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Well...um...he got rid of it after Episode 36...you know...where Sick-

Don't. We all know what went down. Be glad you weren't there to see it.

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Anyway he has a picture of that Hat guy now. He says it's to "keep the hate fires warm".

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Thank for the questions Sieg. We'll let you go back to Sean now.

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Well that got depressing fast...

Hopefully the next one isn't so bad...

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OH COME ON!

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*preview of episode 46 : Out with the Old in with the New*

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...I wonder what Sickle would say...

She'd probably scold me for being mean to my Pokemon or something...

Next one is from Tojin again.

It isn't addressed to me.

AGAIN.

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Man sure would suck if I used that question to make a joke.

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Next question is addressed to current team members.

Dammit Tojin why don't you love me?

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Well there was a sale on, Snow. I bought like 5 of them.

Not sure what they do besides healing for around 120 hp...

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I don't think anyone can understand your mind Athena...

Welcome back by the way. You're making your return in the next episode.

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You make it seem like I have a choice Tojin...

Next question.

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Oh I think I know what this means...

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Turtleboi is back on the cocaine again.

He's starting to hallucinate.

Don't give up Turtleboi! You can kick the habit!

Next question!

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Looks like I've run out of questions!

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Well this has been the Terribly Titled Q&A!

Hopefully it was up to the usual shitty standard the rest of the show is at!

And thanks to those who sent me questions. You helped make this trainwreck possible!

The next episode should be coming out sometime this month!

Until then ya sorry bastards!
Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jul 6 2016, 04:39 AM.
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