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Route 2 has Hawluchas apparently.

Shame I missed out on one.

Ah well. I have a giant rock monster so I'm happy enough.

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Something for my European anime fans

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So we're finally on our way to Ametrine guys!

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Excited to see all the starving people?

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I know I am!

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But of course we have to deal with these childish ice puzzles first...

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Don't say anything.

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Only took fourtwo tries anyway.

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What exactly makes an Ice Gem different from actual ice?

Is it literally just a chunk of ice that I'm putting into my bag?

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so majestic

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I did a triple salchow back there.

It was so awesome I couldn't show it.

You wouldn't have survived it.

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suckers

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Ooohhhh...

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Fucking hell...I'd hate to be the Pokeyman that had to Rock Climb up that slope.

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Just in case you guys were wondering what god-forsaken hell hole I've found myself in this time.

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Why did I even TAKE this screenshot?

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Found Shelly.

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Uhhhh...Earth to Shelly?

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Uhhhh...

(Extremely hot day irl)

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Brrrrr...sooooo cold.

And all I have is this T-shirt too.

Man it's hard to immerse yourself when it's so FUCKING hot today.

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Wow that's why we're here?

I would have had no idea that was your motivation...

EXCEPT FOR THE OTHER BILLION TIMES YOU'VE MENTIONED IT!

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Zoinks.

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What?

Why do we have to meet somewhere suspicious in particular?

We might have different definitions of what we find suspicious...

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Like the Pokemon Center would be a better pl-

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And she's gone.

She used this sudden solar eclipse to escape me.

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Best get a searching!

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An old man outside in the freezing cold?

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MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS IF YOU ASK ME!

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Please, please...no need to thank me...

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FUCKING THANK ME YOU UNGRATEFUL CU-

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Hey an empty house!

I can use this to stop editing static snow pngs onto my lovely face!

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But why is it empty?

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I don't know about you guys...but this strikes me as...

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MIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY SUSPICIOUS!!!

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Although...

This is a really nice house...

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Correction : It's MY really nice house now.

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Now let's watch something on MY new T.V.

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I think we'll check out the news first...see how Calceon is doing...

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Ugh...

I actually forgot this was her thing...

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Oh?

Haven't been back there in a long time actually.

Wonder what's changed?


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Oh for fucks sake...

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How many does this make now?

Four? Five?

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Byyyyyy....?

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Wait what?

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This city has OFFICIALS?

What the have they been doing the whole time then?

The place is a fucking mess.

I was willing to believe Ame was just swamped with the amount of work on her shoulders and that's why it still sucks but come on...

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Ame's closet?

I mean that's my theory.

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Okay that's just shit advice.

"Keep an eye out for hidden places where terrorists might lurk"

I'd fucking steer well clear if I wasn't the accursed enemy of Team Meteor.

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Okay taking bets.

Who wants to bet I won't be thanked for crushing that base as well?

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I mean I think I deserve a medal by now.

After all the shit I've had to put up with after all...

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A LOCKED DOOR!??!

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THIS TOWN IS A DEN OF SUSPICION!

And yet Shelly isn't at any of these places.

Told you it was a bad fucking idea.







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Did Bouyancy gain human form or something?

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The cold never bothered me anyway.

So no I won't put on pants.

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One sec love.

I think I might have the answer right here!

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Decided to make this thing for just such an occasion!

Now where did I...

Ah ha!

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There we go.

I've solved the case.

Because they are literally ALWAYS the culprits you fucking idiot.


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I hope you don't.

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Let's get back to looking for more "suspicious" places.

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Okay the game is just messing with me at this point.

How many empty houses can a starving mountain town have?

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Bet this one is too.

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AND I WAS RIGHT!

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Also holy shit this is the most suspicious thing I've seen yet.

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Oh it's for changing Rotom's form...

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But I do not have one.

Nor do I want one.

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WHAT.

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That's...

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY SUSPICIOUS OF YOU!!!

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Okay I am officially sick of that joke.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd re-write it out of the episode but fuck it.

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Gotta check Clefablook.

And Chatter.

I can Goodrle some information about suspicious places to find Shelly as well.

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I'm not apologizing.

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Always thought having elevators open directly into an apartment was weird.

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Good for you?

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Well...

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I guess he IS pretty awesome...

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Well that's one building crossed off the list.

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Maybe I'll check the southern area.

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Oh god...

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Ew.

People having fun...

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Shouldn't they all be starving or something?

I came to see some famine dammit.

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Well I found the Pokemon Center anyway.

Go me.

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They can teach you how to suck I guess.

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Actually I wonder how Victoria is getting on?

Haven't seen her since...

Whoa! November?!

Fucking hell.

Time flies when you're getting attacked by terrorists I guess.


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And what the hell is this place then?

Internet cafe?

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Clean it?

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Got any snacks?

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"Somehow"

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I think you could use one of these too buddy.

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What do you mean "strong" enough?

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And getting rid of it depends on how many push-ups you can do?


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SOMEONE SEND HELP!

CALL MY SON! HE DOES COMPUTERS!

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Wait...

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Am I being challenged to a battle?

By a computer virus?

So I guess this is where you catch a Rot-

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That's not a Rotom...

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Didn't expect to fight a Missingno in this game to be honest.

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Well "fight" is a strong word I guess...

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Toxic?

That's a weird choice...

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THIS was the computer virus?

Man the admin sucks.

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Oh dang another battle?

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If this turns into something like the Winstrate family gauntlet it might be interesting...

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Orrrr they'll start with grass types every time...

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Love that move.

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Ha! More like Gold-SUCK!

Amiright?

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Maybe I should apologize for that one.

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Another one huh?

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Ooohhh it's gold...

Maybe this is an elite one?

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Orrrr not.

Also Mako knows Flare Blitz now.

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Hmmm...

Is there a reason for them all being Gen 1?

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Suppose it's the whole Missingno thing.

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Ah you dick.

I know what this calls for...

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My clearly superior Eeveeloution.

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Piece of cake.

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FFFFFFFF-

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NOBODY HURTS MY BABY!

TIME TO BURN PIDGEOT!

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DIEEEE!!

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GOOD.

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FUCK.

I HAVEN'T SAVED IN TWO HOU-

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Oh right...just a simulation.

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I am 4 1337 haxor.

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Ugh...sounded like Terra for a moment there...

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Good.

I'd burn this place down if you didn't.

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Of course.

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They aren't any good to me either!

I can't get back to the city 'cause of the damn PULSE on the mountain!

Why aren't you people asleep anyway?

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How many of these stickers do I even have actually?

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8 huh?

Thought it'd be more.

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Just a quick heal and we're back on the Heather hunt!

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Oh?

The "previous" crisis?

I thought the people were starving?

You can't have heard the pass was unblocked so soon.

Unless that old guy is faster than he looks...

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Did she happen to be this tall, have pink hair and go "UGH" a lot?

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Look at all the children playing...so carefree...

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It makes me sick.

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INCOMING REALITY CHECK FUCKERS!

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You are a very durable child.

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The mountain with the wild bears yes?

Kid...I think your mother hates you.

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Oh? That's mildly interesting.

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I wonder what those OTHER things were?

Never though I'd get to use this 3 times in one episode but...

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Mmmhmm.

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I'll give you mine. It's much better.

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Don't spend it all in one place.

Or tell one-liners that don't make any sense.

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Doesn't like adults eh?

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It's Heather.

Don't try to be coy with me game.

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Oooh a path through the trees eh?

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And a TM for Thie-

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A TM for Thief.

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Well I just wasted a Heart scale.

Guess I don't need Karma anymore.

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GET! IN! THE! LOSER! BOX!

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There we go...

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Now to teach it to someone useful!

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What is it NOW Athena?

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Says someone who, up until she evolved, was an angsty tumblerite posting Sherlock fanfiction!

I'M the trainer and I say what goes alright?

Do you want more screen-time or not?

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That's what I thought.

Now excuse me, I have to go find my other angsty pain in the ass.
















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Kid.

You've lived here your WHOLE life in this mountain town.

Have you ever seen me here before?

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Fuck...

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Death is "super cool" kids!

Try it out at home!

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...Did I...talk to you already?

Because I'm fairly sure you didn't tell me anything.

Strange old bat.

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OOOOHHHHHH!!!

MR. BIGSHOT COUNTRY BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR OUR AIR IS H-

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COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

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COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH


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COUGH...COUGH...Cough...cough...cough

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Ugh...

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Sorry what were we talking about?
















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Well this looks...

Sketchy.


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OH SHIT BOI.

WE HIT THE SKETCHY JACKPOT!!!

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Shelly? What are you doing h-

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Shit.

We did meet at a suspicious place.

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Kinda weird?

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Are you NOT seeing the PULSE there in the corner?

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Yeah whatever...

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I've got bigger things to deal with than some dead girls.

Well actually I probably have to deal with some of those once I get Waterfall but I remain optimistic.

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Hm?

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It's a PULSE Shelly.

You've seen one before remember?

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Congrats you win a prize.

Except...

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Unlike the one in the mountain, this one seems to be deactivated.

Seems to have been deactivated for a long time actually...

Don't know how actually.

I didn't do it and I'm the only one who can in this game.

Apparently.

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Yeah...might give us some info on where the other PULSE is on this damn mountain.

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Heh...okay sure?

Nice to know someone feels like they need me.

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That cabinet maybe?

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MIIIIINNNEEEEE!!!!

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I'm mildly upset that this says G-rawr-vity pass.

Only mildly though.

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How long as this promotion being going?

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WHY WOULD THEY EVEN MAIL IT TO THIS HOUSE?

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Harry Potter might disagree with you.

Ginny too while we're at it.

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Be careful now.

The owner might come back and then jump off a waterfall after seeing you read it.

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I'M SORRY AMARIA!!!

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Damn weeaboo names...

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Hoooo booooyyyy...

Gonna be one of these diaries huh?

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Actually all this game's diaries are fucking depressing.

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So this is pretty much par for the course.

But maybe the mother survives and lives a long life with her daughter?

Please?

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OH COME ON!

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Wait...

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Evelynn? Lumina?

Those names sound familiar...




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Is this Zel's house?

But Eve and Lumi sound like they were two different people instead of the wackjob we have now.

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WELL ISN'T THAT JUST PEACHY???

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So is Zel, Evelynn gone crazy?

Like after her whole family died she just lost it and pretend Lumi is still alive?

That's...wow...even I'm sad now.

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I think that's enough for now Shelly...let's look at something else.

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Or we'll keep going...that works too...

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Siiiiiiggghhhh...

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...something that enhances Pokemon abilites...

...Oh dear...

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Diiiiid it work?

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For the love of god let it happen.

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This is where Zero comes in I guess...

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...his organization...

Never thought I'd get to use it 4 times in one episode...

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But there you go...

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JESUS.

Can't she get a fucking break already?

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Ohhhhh...

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Okay...

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WHAT?!?!

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So Zel isn't just a nutjob...

She's/He's some form of fusion?

What the fuck?

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So...that's the origin of Zel and the PULSE devices huh?


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Interesting isn't the word I'd use...depressingly informative maybe...

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You and that fucking Heath-

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GAH! It's Super Saiyan Blue!

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Speaking from experience Shelly?

That excuse never works.

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oh shit he totally bought it

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Jesus how short is Heather if Shelly's taller than her?

Wait is Shelly a few years older actually? She's 12 to Heather's -9 right?

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Well I hope you'll forgive me but...

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I don't believe you.

Blake Whitaker.

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and not me? the fuck?

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I'm going to break your legs for that joke.

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What?

Every time you ask someone their name they use that joke?

That must be a living hell.

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Duh?

C'mon Shelly I though you were smarter than this...
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Hooray! You've solved the mystery!

Now let's go after Blake and kick him til he gives us Heather okay?

No more pointless expositio-

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*Siiiiiiigh*

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Because if Blake, a known Team Meteor agent (Thank you CAIN), found out she'd been feeding the town that Meteor has tried to isolate for some reason I don't think he'd be too happy.

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I wish you could hear me.

I wish it so much.

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And off she tots.

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So I guess the actual PULSE is at the peak then?

The recently abandoned peak because the "Gym Leader" "retired".

Isn't that very convenient for Meteor?





















































































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Well shit. You didn't go far.

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Uhhhhh...

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Shelly...the kid's on your right...

Why are you looking at me?

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Seriously if you'd just tuuuurn around this would be a lot less awkward.

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Oops looks like you gave it away kid.

No more food for you.

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I told you not 2 minutes ago.

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And who could this mysterious caretaker POSSIBLY be?

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No.

I'm going to tell him, watch him beat this kid up and then break his legs.

That's what I'm going to do.

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Well guess who we just sa-

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Okay okay I know alright?

No need to get so excited.

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And wasn't it just great of him to be okay with it?

Fucking dumbass. I'm taking back his "tolerable" position on the list if he does shit like that again.

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Congratulations on solving the mystery that I totally didn't solve when I talked to that lady near the Ice rink.

Can we GO?

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Don't you tell me what to do you little shit.

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Well boys and girls.

Looks like we've hit number 5.

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Blake probably caught Heather stealing the stolen supplies and locked her up.

Anyway I think I've run out of these now.

I'll probably need to restock because "It's Team Meteor" is starting to become a catchphrase at this point.

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It's not Shelly.

I don't want to become stale and rely solely on catchphrases to keep the audience's attention.

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To quote you from literally two seconds ago : "T-that's not good"

Seriously.

METEOR. AGENT.

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*yawn*

Kid she's been wailing about finding Heather since Season 2 so I don't think you're going to be able to stop her.

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And I'm right behind you Shelly!

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NNNNNNNNNEXT TIME ON THE TERRIBLY TITLED REACTION-LOCKE OF POKEMON REBORN!

I CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE NOW UNFORTUNATELY!

WE'VE BEEN RUNNING TOO LONG WITH IT.











Edited by DerogatoryTrainer, Jul 24 2016, 06:15 PM.
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